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In This Edition We spotlight the cartoons of MoPaul with additional cartoons from Chris Whitehouse, GWBush Art, InYerFace Graphix, John Chuckman, Political Strikes, Destonio, McGruder and Chadsux. Vincent Bugliosi wraps it up with part III of, "None Dare Call It Treason." Colum Lynch says, "Cheney Lies About His Dealings With Saddam." Steve Dasbach says post office goes 'postal' on it's customers in, "Warning! The Post Office Could Report You As A Drug Dealer Or A Terrorist." Joe Conason talks of, "Taking Public Power Public." Patrick E. Tyler watches, "Putin MIRV's Bush's Missile Defense Shield." Walter Pincus says, "Bush Urged To Abolish Nuclear War Plan." Isaac Peterson reports of John Ashcroft in, "Dead Brain Walking!" Margurite Chandler has questions, "Regarding The Treatment of Rove." Senator Miller wins the "Vidkun Quisling Award." Molly Ivins sheds light on, "Bush Tax Rebate Scam Exposed!" Tally Briggs reports on, The Fourth Of July." And finally in "Parting Shots" Semitrue pays homage to Abbot & Costello in, "Who's On Drugs?" but first Uncle Ernie says, "Onward The Revolution!" Plus we have all of your favorite departments! Welcome one and all to "Uncle Ernie's Issues & Alibis." We hope you enjoy your stay! |

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This came in the mail the other day, are you hip to these people?
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Yo Marty,
I always like to have a good laugh with my breakfast. This is a joke right? Let me get this straight. The pope made you the grand inquisitor, did he? George/Ringo put you in charge of the Blasphemy patrol. As an Atheist I find that extremely funny. What is it about Florida that attracts all the nut cases?
Oh yes for my million dollar law suit I need to verify the following information. Your little nut house is still down there in Coral Gables on Dixie Highway? And you are threatening me with your self delusion, is that correct? What is your attorneys name so my lawyers can contact him and begin my suit?
If you did this to get a mention in my magazine you succeeded. Just look for my Rant next Friday. Hopefully by then I can get a picture of you to warn the children and your neighbors and the police there in Coral Gables. Not to mention the liberal Florida press, the Federal prosecutors and hell I might even show up on your doorstep. We gonna have lots of fun Marty! Are you rich Marty? I hope so as I have grand children in Florida who could use a paid college education. I can get them into my old school but I'm not sure their parents can afford it? However, I'm sure the RNC or whoever is behind this nonsense can. See you in court Marty!
Your Pal, About 30 minutes after I got that email and sent my reply I got another email from a guild member in England saying it had come to his attention that it was indeed a hoax! It was in one way easy to believe as I've come across real sites that were far scarier that NetAuthority. He gave me an addy of
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None Dare Call It Treason By Vincent Bugliosi Part III Justice Stevens observed in his dissent that 3 USC § 5 "merely provides rules...for Congress to follow when selecting among conflicting slates of electors. They do not prohibit a state from counting...legal votes until a bonafide winner is determined. Indeed, in 1960, Hawaii appointed two slates of electors and Congress chose to count the one appointed on January 4, 1961, well after the Title 3 deadlines" of December 12 and 18. Thus, Stevens went on to say, even if an equal protection violation is assumed for the sake of argument, "nothing prevents the majority...from ordering relief appropriate to remedy that violation without depriving Florida voters of their right to have their votes counted." But even if December 12 were some kind of actual deadline, nothing was sillier during this whole election debate than the talking heads on television, many of whom were lawyers who should have known better, treating the date as if it were sacrosanct and set in stone (exactly what the Supreme Court majority, on the run and trying to defend their indefensible position, said). In the real world, mandatory dates always have an elliptical clause attached to them, "unless there is just cause for extending the date." I cannot be accused of hyperbole when I say that perhaps no less than thousands of times a day in courthouses throughout the country, mandatory ("shall") dates to do this or that (file a brief, a motion, commence a trial, etc.) are waived by the court on the representation of one party alone that he needs more time. If extending the December 12 (or the December 18 date, for that matter)5 deadline for a few days for the counting of votes to determine who the rightful winner of a presidential election is does not constitute a sufficient cause for a short extension of time, then what in the world does? No one has said it better than columnist Thomas Friedman: "The five conservative Justices essentially ruled that the sanctity of dates, even meaningless ones, mattered more than the sanctity of votes, even meaningful ones. The Rehnquist Court now has its legacy: In calendars we trust." In other words, to Scalia and his friends, speed was more important than justice. More important than accuracy. Being the strong-armed enforcer of deadlines, even inconsequential ones, was more important to these five Justices than being the nation's protector and guardian of the right to vote. What could be more infuriating than Chief Justice Rehnquist, who knew he was setting up a straw man as counterfeit as the decision he supported, writing that the recount "could not possibly be completed" in the two hours remaining on December 12? The Supreme Court improperly stops the recounting of the votes from Saturday afternoon to Tuesday, December 12, at 10 pm, then has the barefaced audacity to say that Gore ran out of time? This type of maddening sophistry is enough, as the expression goes, to piss off a saint. How dare these five pompous asses do what they did? It should be noted that the recount that commenced on Saturday morning, December 9, was scheduled to conclude by 2 pm that Sunday, and the vote counters were making excellent progress. For example, as reported in the December 10 New York Times, for the 9,000 Miami-Dade County ballots being counted, eight county court judges counting 1,000 ballots an hour, had, by midday Saturday, "gone through more than a third of the ballots [when Scalia stepped in], and expected to finish by nightfall." So the Court's extending the deadline to December 18 would have provided ample time for the Florida Supreme Court to promulgate a uniform standard, finish the vote-counting in a day or so, and even allow for judicial review. As Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg observed concerning this last point, "Notably, the Florida Supreme Court has produced two substantial decisions within twenty-nine hours of oral argument." Justice Breyer wrote that the alleged equal protection "deficiency...could easily be remedied." But that's assuming the felonious five wanted a remedy. They did not. All of the above are further indicia of their guilty state of mind. 5. If there are two sacred canons of the right-wing in America and ultraconservative Justices like Scalia, Thomas and Rehnquist, it's their ardent federalism, i.e., promotion of states' rights (Rehnquist, in fact, wrote in his concurring opinion about wanting, wherever possible, to "defer to the decisions of state courts on issues of state law"), and their antipathy for Warren Court activist judges. So if it weren't for their decision to find a way, any way imaginable, to appoint Bush President, their automatic predilection would have been to stay the hell out of Florida's business. The fact that they completely departed from what they would almost reflexively do in ninety-nine out of a hundred other cases is again persuasive circumstantial evidence of their criminal state of mind. 6. Perhaps nothing Scalia et al. did revealed their consciousness of guilt more than the total lack of legal stature they reposed in their decision. Appellate court decisions, particularly those of the highest court in the land, all enunciate and stand for legal principles. Not just litigants but the courts themselves cite prior holdings as support for a legal proposition they are espousing. But the Court knew that its ruling (that differing standards for counting votes violate the equal protection clause) could not possibly be a constitutional principle cited in the future by themselves, other courts or litigants. Since different methods of counting votes exist throughout the fifty states (e.g., Texas counts dimpled chads, California does not), forty-four out of the fifty states do not have uniform voting methods, and voting equipment and mechanisms in all states necessarily vary in design, upkeep and performance, to apply the equal protection ruling of Bush v. Gore would necessarily invalidate virtually all elections throughout the country. This, obviously, was an extremely serious problem for the felonious five to deal with. What to do? Not to worry. Are you ready for this one? By that I mean, are you sitting down, since if you're standing, this is the type of thing that could affect your physical equilibrium. Unbelievably, the Court wrote that its ruling was " limited to the present circumstances, for the problem of equal protection in election processes generally presents many complexities." (That's pure, unadulterated moonshine. The ruling sets forth a very simple, noncomplex proposition--that if there are varying standards to count votes, this violates the equal protection clause of the Fourteenth Amendment.) In other words, the Court, in effect, was saying its ruling "only applied to those future cases captioned Bush v. Gore. In all other equal protection voting cases, litigants should refer to prior decisions of this court." Of the thousands of potential equal protection voting cases, the Court was only interested in, and eager to grant relief to, one person and one person only, George W. Bush.6 Is there any limit to the effrontery and shamelessness of these five right-wing Justices? Answer: No. This point number six here, all alone and by itself, clearly and unequivocally shows that the Court knew its decision was not based on the merits or the law, and was solely a decision to appoint George Bush President. Conservatives, the very ones who wanted to impeach Earl Warren, have now predictably taken to arguing that one shouldn't attack the Supreme Court as I am because it can only harm the image of the Court, which we have to respect as the national repository for, and protector of, the rule of law, the latter being a sine qua non to a structured, nonanarchistic society. This is just so much drivel. Under what convoluted theory do we honor the rule of law by ignoring the violation of it (here, the sacred, inalienable right to vote of all Americans) by the Supreme Court? With this unquestioning subservience-to-authority theory, I suppose the laws of the Third Reich--such as requiring Jews to wear a yellow Star of David on their clothing--should have been respected and followed by the Jews. Blacks should have respected Jim Crow laws in the first half of the twentieth century. Naturally, these conservative exponents of not harming the Supreme Court, even though the Court stole a federal election disfranchising 50 million American citizens, are the same people who felt no similar hesitancy savaging the President of the United States not just day after day, but week after week, month after month, yes, even year after year for having a private and consensual sexual affair and then lying about it. And this was so even though the vitriolic and never-ending attacks crippled the executive branch of government for months on end, causing incalculable damage to the office of the presidency and to this nation, both internally and in the eyes of the world. Indeed, many of them are delighted to hound and go after the President even after he leaves office. These five Justices, by their conduct, have forfeited the right to be respected, and only by treating them the way they deserve to be treated can we demonstrate our respect for the rule of law they defiled, and insure that their successors will not engage in similarly criminal conduct. Why, one may ask, have I written this article? I'll tell you why. I'd like to think, like most people, that I have a sense of justice. In my mind's eye, these five Justices have gotten away with murder, and I want to do whatever I can to make sure that they pay dearly for their crime. Though they can't be prosecuted, I want them to know that there's at least one American out there (and hopefully many more because of this article) who knows (not thinks, but knows) precisely who they are. I want these five Justices to know that because of this article, which I intend to send to each one of them by registered mail, there's the exponential possibility that when many Americans look at them in the future, they'll be saying, "Why are these people in robes seated above me? They all belong behind bars." I want these five Justices to know that this is America, not a banana republic, and in the United States of America, you simply cannot get away with things like this. At a minimum, I believe that the Court's inexcusable ruling will severely stain its reputation for years to come, perhaps decades. This is very unfortunate. As Justice Stevens wrote in his dissent: "Although we may never know with complete certainty the identity of the winner of this year's presidential election, the identity of the loser is perfectly clear. It is the nation's confidence in [this Court] as an impartial guardian of the rule of law." Considering the criminal intention behind the decision, legal scholars and historians should place this ruling above the Dred Scott case (Scott v. Sandford) and Plessy v. Ferguson in egregious sins of the Court. The right of every American citizen to have his or her vote counted, and for Americans (not five unelected Justices) to choose their President was callously and I say criminally jettisoned by the Court's majority to further its own political ideology. If there is such a thing as a judicial hell, these five Justices won't have to worry about heating bills in their future. Scalia and Thomas in particular are not only a disgrace to the judiciary but to the legal profession, for years being nothing more than transparent shills for the right wing of the Republican Party. If the softest pillow is a clear conscience, these five Justices are in for some hard nights. But if they aren't troubled by what they did, then we're dealing with judicial sociopaths, people even more frightening than they already appear to be. The Republican Party had a good candidate for President, John McCain. Instead, it nominated perhaps the most unqualified person ever to become President, and with the muscular, thuggish help of the Court, forced Bush down the throats of more than half the nation's voters. As Linda Greenhouse wrote in the New York Times, when Rehnquist administers the presidential oath of office to Bush on January 20, for the first time in our nation's history the Chief Justice will not just be a prop in the majestic ceremony but a player. Rehnquist will be swearing in someone he made sure would be President. Obscenity has its place in a free and open society, but it's in the seedy, neon-light part of town, not on the steps of the nation's Capitol being viewed by millions of Americans on television screens throughout the land. That an election for an American President can be stolen by the highest court in the land under the deliberate pretext of an inapplicable constitutional provision has got to be one of the most frightening and dangerous events ever to have occurred in this country. Until this act--which is treasonous, though again not technically, in its sweeping implications--is somehow rectified (and I do not know how this can be done), can we be serene about continuing to place the adjective "great" before the name of this country? FOOTNOTES 1. A total of 3,718,305 votes were cast in the Florida election under the Votomatic punch-card system, and 2,353,811 votes were cast under the optical-scan system. The percentage of votes not picked up using the punch-card system was 3.92 percent, the rate under the more modern optical-scan system being only 1.43 percent. Put in other terms, for every 10,000 votes cast, the punch-card system resulted in 250 more nonvotes than the optical-scan system. Siegel v. LePore, No. 00-15981. See also Ford Fessenden, "No-Vote Rates Higher in Punch-Card Counts," New York Times, December 1. 2. The ruling was so bad that it was very difficult to find even conservative legal scholars who supported it, and when the few who attempted to do so stepped up to the plate, their observations were simply pathetic. University of California, Berkeley, law professor John Yoo, a former law clerk for Thomas, wrote that "we should balance the short-term hit to the court's legitimacy with whether...it was in the best interest of the country to end the electoral crisis." Translation: If an election is close, it's better for the Supreme Court to pick the President, whether or not he won the election, than to have the dispute resolved in the manner prescribed by law. Pepperdine Law School's Douglas Kmiec unbelievably wrote that "the ruling of the US Supreme Court was not along partisan or ideological lines," and that its ruling "protected our cherished democratic tradition with a soundly reasoned, per curiam voice of restraint." I won't dignify this with a translation. 3. Actually, not a recount since the Votomatic machines, for whatever reason, never did detect the votes on these particular ballots. The manual count would be examining these ballots for the first time to see if, as provided for under § 101.5614(5) of the Florida Election Code, there was a "clear indication of the intent of the voter." One example: The stylus punches a clear hole in the paper ballot, but the chad is still attached (hanging) by one or more of its four sides. In that situation the Votomatic machine frequently does not detect the vote, though the intent of the voter could not be any clearer. 4. Earlier in the day, the conservative-leaning US Court of Appeals for the Eleventh Circuit in Atlanta voted 8 to 4 to deny Bush's companion attempt to have that court stop the recount. 5. In fact, L. Kinvin Wroth, dean of the Vermont Law School and an expert on the Electoral College, said that "a recount could have gone on right up to the last day of Congress' joint session" on January 6, when the votes of the College were counted in Congress.
6. And this, mind you, in an election in which Bush was leading in Florida by only a few hundred votes while
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"Iraq's different," he said.
According to oil industry executives and confidential United Nations records, however, Halliburton held stakes in two firms
that signed contracts to sell more than $73 million in oil production equipment and spare parts to Iraq while Cheney was
chairman and chief executive officer of the Dallas-based company.
Two former senior executives of the Halliburton subsidiaries say that, as far as they knew, there was no policy against doing
business with Iraq. One of the executives also says that although he never spoke directly to Cheney about the Iraqi
contracts, he is certain Cheney knew about them.
Mary Matalin, Cheney's counselor, said that if he "was ever in a conversation or meeting where there was a question of
pursuing a project with someone in Iraq, he said, 'No.' "
"In a joint venture, he would not have reviewed all their existing contracts," Matalin said. "The nature of those joint ventures
was that they had a separate governing structure, so he had no control over them."
The trade was perfectly legal. Indeed, it is a case study of how U.S. firms routinely use foreign subsidiaries and joint
ventures to avoid the opprobrium of doing business with Baghdad, which does not violate U.S. law as long as it occurs within
the "oil-for-food" program run by the United Nations.
Halliburton's trade with Iraq was first reported by The Washington Post in February 2000. But U.N. records recently obtained
by The Post show that the dealings were more extensive than originally reported and than Vice President Cheney has
acknowledged.
As secretary of defense in the first Bush administration, Cheney helped to lead a multinational coalition against Iraq in the
Persian Gulf War and to devise a comprehensive economic embargo to isolate Saddam Hussein's government. After Cheney
was named in 1995 to head Halliburton, he promised to maintain a hard line against Baghdad.
But in 1998, Cheney oversaw Halliburton's acquisition of Dresser Industries Inc., which exported equipment to Iraq through
two subsidiaries of a joint venture with another large U.S. equipment maker, Ingersoll-Rand Co.
The subsidiaries, Dresser-Rand and Ingersoll Dresser Pump Co., sold water and sewage treatment pumps, spare parts for oil
facilities and pipeline equipment to Baghdad through French affiliates from the first half of 1997 to the summer of 2000, U.N.
records show. Ingersoll Dresser Pump also signed contracts -- later blocked by the United States -- to help repair an Iraqi oil
terminal that U.S.-led military forces destroyed in the Gulf War.
Former executives at the subsidiaries said they had never heard objections -- from Cheney or any other Halliburton official --
to trading with Baghdad.
"Halliburton and Ingersoll-Rand, as far as I know, had no official policy about that, other than we would be in compliance with
applicable U.S. and international laws," said Cleive Dumas, who oversaw Ingersoll Dresser Pump's business in the Middle
East, including Iraq.
Halliburton's primary concern, added Ingersoll-Rand's former chairman, James E. Perrella, "was that if we did business with
[the Iraqi regime], that it be allowed by the United States government. If it wasn't allowed, we wouldn't do it."
Dumas and Perrella said their companies' commercial links to the Iraqi oil industry began before the U.N. Security Council
imposed an oil embargo on Baghdad in the wake of its 1990 invasion of Kuwait.
They returned to dealing with Iraq after the council established the "oil-for-food" program in December 1996, permitting Iraq to
export oil under U.N. supervision and use the proceeds to buy food, medicine and humanitarian goods. The program was
expanded in 1998 to allow Iraq to import spare parts for its oil facilities.
The Halliburton subsidiaries joined dozens of American and foreign oil supply companies that helped Iraq increase its crude
exports from $4 billion in 1997 to nearly $18 billion in 2000. Since the program began, Iraq has exported oil worth more than
$40 billion.
The proceeds funded a sharp increase in the country's nutritional standards, nearly doubling the food rations distributed to
Iraq's poor.
But U.S. and European officials acknowledged that the expanded production also increased Saddam Hussein's capacity to
siphon off money for weapons, luxury goods and palaces. Security Council diplomats estimate that Iraq may be skimming off
as much as 10 percent of the proceeds from the oil-for-food program.
Cheney has offered contradictory accounts of how much he knew about Halliburton's dealings with Iraq. In a July 30, 2000,
interview on ABC-TV's "This Week," he denied that Halliburton or its subsidiaries traded with Baghdad.
"I had a firm policy that we wouldn't do anything in Iraq, even arrangements that were supposedly legal," he said. "We've not
done any business in Iraq since U.N. sanctions were imposed on Iraq in 1990, and I had a standing policy that I wouldn't do
that."
Cheney modified his response in an interview on the same program three weeks later, after he was informed that a Halliburton
spokesman had acknowledged that Dresser Rand and Ingersoll Dresser Pump traded with Iraq.
He said he was unaware that the subsidiaries were doing business with the Iraqi regime when Halliburton purchased Dresser
Industries in September 1998.
"We inherited two joint ventures with Ingersoll-Rand that were selling some parts into Iraq," Cheney explained, "but we
divested ourselves of those interests."
The divestiture, however, was not immediate. The firms traded with Baghdad for more than a year under Cheney, signing
nearly $30 million in contracts before he sold Halliburton's 49 percent stake in Ingersoll Dresser Pump Co. in December 1999
and its 51 percent interest in Dresser Rand to Ingersoll-Rand in February 2000, according to U.N. records.
Perrella said he believes Halliburton officials must have known about the Iraqi links before they purchased Dresser. "They
obviously did due diligence," he said.
And even if Cheney was not told about the business with Baghdad before the purchase, Perrella said, the CEO almost
certainly would have learned about it after the acquisition. "Oh, definitely, he was aware of the business," Perrella said,
although Perrella conceded that this was an assumption based on knowledge of how the company worked, not a fact to which
he could personally attest because he never discussed the Iraqi contracts with Cheney.
A long-time critic of unilateral U.S. sanctions, which he has argued penalize American companies while failing to punish the
targeted regimes, Cheney has pushed for a review of U.S. policy toward countries such as Iraq, Iran and Libya.
In the first expression of that new thinking, the Bush administration is campaigning in the U.N. Security Council to end an
11-year embargo on sales of civilian goods, including oil-related equipment, to Iraq.
U.S. officials say the new policy is aimed at easing restrictions on companies that conduct legitimate trade with Iraq, while
clamping down on weapons smuggling and other black-market activity.
If the plan is approved, there would be "nothing to stop Iraq from importing [as many] oil spare parts as it needs" from
Halliburton and other suppliers, according to a British official who briefed reporters on the proposal when it was introduced
last month.
Cheney resigned as chairman of Halliburton last August. Although he has retained stock options worth about $8 million, he
has arranged to donate to charity any profits from the eventual exercise of those options, Glover Weiss said.
Confidential U.N. documents show that Halliburton's affiliates have had broad, and sometimes controversial, dealings with the
Iraqi regime.
For instance, the documents detail more than $2.5 million in contracts between Ingersoll Dresser Pump Co. and Iraq that were
blocked by the Clinton administration. They included agreements by the firm to sell $760,000 in spare parts, compressors and
firefighting equipment to refurbish an offshore oil terminal, Khor al Amaya.
The Persian Gulf terminal was badly damaged during the 1980-88 Iran-Iraq War and later was destroyed by allied warplanes
during Operation Desert Storm. At the time, Cheney was secretary of defense.
Washington halted the sale because the facility was "not authorized under the oil-for-food deal," according to U.N.
documents. Under the terms of the oil-for-food program, Baghdad is permitted to export crude oil, subject to U.N. supervision,
through only two terminals, Ceyhan in Turkey and Mina al Bakr on the Persian Gulf.
The equipment was never delivered to Iraq, but Baghdad subsequently repaired the Khor al Amaya facility on its own.
A senior Iraqi oil ministry official, Faiz Shaheen, told an official Iraqi newspaper that Iraq would soon be able to export about
600,000 barrels a day of crude oil from the terminal.
Dumas said he was not aware of the dispute over the Khor al Amaya terminal. It was unlikely, he added, that Cheney or other
top Halliburton executives would have known about the specific deals. "We had great independence in running our business,"
he said.
U.S. officials say the Bush administration is prepared to allow Iraq to resume exports from Khor al Amaya, as long as the
earnings are placed in a U.N. escrow account that is used to pay for humanitarian supplies and further improvements to the
oil industry.
"The U.S. attitude towards Iraqi exports has evolved considerably," said James A. Placke, a Washington-based analyst for
Cambridge Energy Research Associates, a consulting firm. "They used to tightly restrict Iraqi oil exports, and now there is no
limitation on Iraqi exports."
Iraq's power to entice foreign investment, meanwhile, has increased with the soaring demand for oil. U.S. companies, which
have been able to trade with Iraq only through foreign subsidiaries and middlemen, are wary of dealing with Baghdad but
eager to get a piece of the action, according to industry sources.
"The American oil industry is very interested in trying to enter Iraq," said J. Robinson West, chairman of Petroleum Finance
Co., a consulting firm. "But I think that they are quite respectful of U.S. policy towards Saddam Hussein. There is a very
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Warning! The Post Office Could Report YOU As A Drug
Dealer Or A Terrorist By Steve Dasbach WASHINGTON, DC -- The next time you go to the Post Office to purchase a money order, you could get secretly reported to the federal government as a potential drug dealer, terrorist, or money-launderer, the Libertarian Party warned today. It's part of a massive customer surveillance program called "Under the Eagle's Eye," which has been covertly monitoring Americans -- especially minorities and the poor -- for the past four years. "The Post Office has gone postal on your privacy," said Steve Dasbach, national director of the Libertarian Party. "Instead of simply delivering mail, the Post Office is teaching its employees to spy like an eagle on its customers. And you could end up in a government database as a potential criminal without even knowing it." The Under the Eagle's Eye program has been in effect since 1997, according to an expose by Insight magazine reporter John Berlau. It trains postal clerks to watch for customers who act "suspiciously" while purchasing money orders, making wire transfers, or buying cash cards. According to Post Office rules, "suspicious" activity could include counting money in line, purchasing a large money order, or purchasing several smaller money orders. However, the Post Office refuses to disclose the full parameters used to determine suspicious activity, saying it is a law enforcement secret. But a customer does not need to meet any legal definition of suspicious activity -- such as "beyond reasonable doubt" -- to be reported to the government, according to the Under the Eagle's Eye manual. Instead, "if it seems suspicious to you, then it is suspicious," the manual tells postal employees. Clerks are instructed that it is "better to report 10 legal transactions than to let one illegal transaction get by." If a customer does act "suspiciously," postal employees are required to fill out government Form 8105-B, also called a Suspicious Activity Report. The form includes a description of the customer and his or her car's license plate number, if possible. Form 8105-Bs are then sent to the Treasury Department or stored in a Post Office database for at least five years. "It's frightening that postal clerks have the power to report you to the FBI, the IRS, the DEA, or the Treasury Department as a suspected drug dealer or money launderer simply because you've purchased a money order," said Dasbach. The program is an offshoot of Bank Secrecy Act regulations, created in 1997 by the Treasury Department. The regulations are supposedly designed to detect illegal money laundering, to track drug-related money, and to catch terrorists. Although officials decline to reveal how many "suspicious" customers have been reported to law enforcement, the Post Office sells about $9 billion in money orders a year. This means that tens or hundreds of thousands of Americans may have been identified as potential drug dealers or money-launderers by postal employees. And a disproportionate number of those suspects are poor people, immigrants, or minorities, noted Dasbach -- since those groups have less access to bank accounts, and are more likely to send money orders to foreign relatives. "The Under the Eagle's Eye program is not just reprehensible because it spies on Americans, it's reprehensible because it spies on the poorest, most vulnerable Americans," he said. "It's especially shameful that immigrants -- many of whom fled to America to escape oppressive governments -- are spied on by our own government." The Post Office refuses to disclose how many criminals it has apprehended because of the Under the Eagle's Eye program. However, a similar program which requires banks to monitor suspicious financial activity generates 99,999 reports on innocent customers for every one report on a law-breaker, according to the National Economic Council. If that ratio is the same for the Post Office -- and there's no reason to believe otherwise -- then the Under the Eagle's Eye program is infringing on innocent Americans' privacy on a massive scale, noted Dasbach. "The idea of treating everyone who buys a money order as a criminal suspect is outrageous," he said. "That's the reverse of the way things are supposed to work in America, where we believe it's better to let 10 guilty people go free than to harass one innocent person. "If police have probable cause to think you've committed a crime, they should go to court and get a warrant, instead of requiring postal clerks to act as government informants." Now that the Under the Eagle's Eye program has become public knowledge, Americans should rise up and demand an end to Post Office spying, said Dasbach.
"Unfortunately, the Eagle has landed -- right on top of your privacy," he said. "It's
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Such is the lesson lately provided by California, whose citizens were promised cheap and plentiful power if only they would rid
themselves of the archaic laws that regulated electric utilities. Like a mark plucked by grifters, the Golden State bought into
deregulation, a foolish decision likely to cost them billions over the coming decades. They noticed a bit too late that the energy
sector is neither "free" nor a "market" in any meaningful sense of those terms, and that the only dividend from deregulation has
been the disruption and manipulation of supply by remote holding companies.
Growing public fury over this swindle has forced some of the nation's most ardently right-wing Republicans to demand federal
price caps on electric power. Bill Thomas, the chairman of the House Ways and Means Committee, along with 14 other top
congressional Republicans, signed a letter on June 12 urging the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission to "ensure that rates
for all wholesale electricity sales are just and reasonable in all markets" and to strictly enforce a "price mitigation" plan for the
nation's Western region.
And now the Bush administration has responded with temporary measures to restrain prices, if only to save the hides of its
political allies. So much for the magic of the free market. But don't expect Republicans in Washington or anywhere else to admit
that deregulation is a disaster. Motivated by either ideology or greed or both, they continue to insist that there is no alternative
to unrestrained corporate rapacity. According to the president, who doubles as chief spokesman for the energy industry,
renewed regulation will only lead to worse shortages. "Price controls won't increase supply or reduce demand," he says. "Price
controls will only hurt California consumers." As always with President Bush, it is difficult to determine whether that statement
represents ignorance or deception. Perhaps he simply didn't notice that for his entire adult life, and long before he was born, the
growth of the American economy was powered by regulated utilities whose prices and profits were entirely subject to government
control. Remarkably, many otherwise intelligent people appear to have forgotten that same simple fact.
It wasn't a perfect system in any respect, but the regulatory regime that busted the original power trusts in the early decades of
the last century made possible plentiful electricity at affordable prices. Power was sufficiently available and cheap to create the
largest, most affluent economy in world history.
Consumers complained about prices, investors griped about profits and utility executives often succeeded in compromising the
integrity of their regulators. But whatever abuses may have existed under the regulated monopolies seem mild and transparent
when compared with the scams currently perpetrated in the name of competition.
Only after a long and determined propaganda campaign by conservatives to fetishize the market and denigrate the public sector
did such notions as deregulating electricity become plausible. What could possibly be worse, they argued, than "big
government"? What turned out to be much worse, of course, is what California is experiencing now that those arguments have
prevailed.
What has proved to be a better way of supplying and purchasing electricity is how nearly 1.5 million residents of Los Angeles do
it. Although their good fortune is rarely mentioned in media coverage of the California crisis, those lucky enough to be customers
of the city's Department of Water and Power are exempt from brownouts and extortion. As beneficiaries of the nation's largest
public power system, they enjoy rates considerably lower than their neighbors under the corporate yoke do. And the city has
enough surplus power to sell electricity to the state.
If that sounds suspiciously like socialism, it doesn't seem to have injured the capitalistic spirit of L.A. or any of the hundreds of
other American municipalities, including all of Long Island, that operate some kind of public power system. And let's not even
discuss the rest of the industrialized world, where public power is taken for granted.
The average public power customer pays considerably less per kilowatt-hour than consumers at the mercy of the private cartels.
When Long Island residents switched to public power two years ago, after a private company went bankrupt, their rates dropped
by 16 percent. (Perhaps that's why investor-owned utilities are known by the acronym IOU.)
Public power utilities are also more likely to promote serious conservation and environmental measures than those in the private
sector. While California's private utilities maneuver to avoid bankruptcy, the Los Angeles Department of Water and Power is
paying cash bonuses to customers who buy efficient new air conditioners or retrofit old ones. And the department recently
completed a program of rebuilding its gas-fired power plants to reduce pollution.
So don't trust the hucksters who promoted deregulation when they insist there's no alternative to jacked-up prices and
environmental destruction. There are better choices, and this may be the moment to reconsider one that is both the most radical
3. and the most successful. "It is never a crime to speak up for the poor, the helpless,
or the ill; it is never a crime to tell the truth; it is never a crime
to demand justice; it is never a crime to teach people their rights;
it is never a crime to struggle for a just peace. It is never a crime.
It is always a duty!" …
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Putin MIRVs Bush's Missile Defense Shield By Patrick E. Tyler MOSCOW … President Vladimir V. Putin said today that if the United States proceeded on its own to construct a missile defense shield over its territory and that of its allies, Russia would eventually upgrade its strategic nuclear arsenal with multiple warheads —reversing an achievement of arms control in recent decades —to ensure that it would be able to overwhelm such a shield. Mr. Putin made his comments in a meeting with American correspondents that lasted nearly three hours tonight and was organized last week to give him an opportunity to explain his views after his summit meeting with President Bush in Slovenia on Saturday. The Russian leader emphasized that though he is buoyed by Mr. Bush's pledge that Washington and Moscow will work cooperatively in coming months to investigate the full ramifications of Mr. Bush's vision for a new security framework that includes missile defenses, Russia is also very alert to unilateral American actions. And in response to comments made Sunday in Washington by Mr. Bush's national security adviser, Condoleezza Rice, that the United States would proceed with missile defense with or without Russia, Mr. Putin said Russia would not threaten or try to prevent American actions, but would "augment" its nuclear forces without regard to treaties that now require the elimination of multiple warheads. "When we hear statements that the programs would go with us or without us, well, we cannot force anyone to do the things we would like them to," he said. "We offer our cooperation. We offer to work jointly. If there is no need that such joint work is needed, well, suit yourself." However, Mr. Putin added, "we stand ready" to respond to any unilateral American action, even though Russia does not see an immediate threat from a missile shield. "I am confident that at least for the coming 25 years" American missile defenses "will not cause any substantial damage to the national security of Russia," he said. But he added, "We will reinforce our capability" by "mounting multiple warheads on our missiles" and "that will cost us a meager sum." And so, he said, "the nuclear arsenal of Russia will be augmented multifold." He said both the Start I and Start II treaties would be negated by an American decision to build missile defenses in violation of the Antiballistic Missile Treaty of 1972. Such a step would eliminate verification and inspection requirements, he said, reviving an era in which Russia would hide its abilities and intentions. Mr. Putin said Russia was ready to move expeditiously on talks with Mr. Bush's top aides, but he said he believed that the two sides first needed to discuss whether serious threats actually existed or might emerge in the future, then determine what missile defense technologies might be brought to bear against them, and then determine what provisions of the ABM treaty came into conflict with such a system. Speaking in the Kremlin library at the round conference table where he met President Clinton last year, Mr. Putin also stated for the first time that Russia had taken an interest in ensuring that China's strategic concerns are addressed in the debate. China has a much smaller nuclear missile force and fears that its national nuclear deterrent would be nullified by missile defenses. "One must be very careful here," he said. "The transparency of our action is very important, lest none of the nuclear powers would feel abandoned or that two countries are making agreements behind their backs." Asked if he had made a commitment to China, he replied, "there is a commitment to preserve the balance of security that we have now in the world as a whole and in this sense, China is an important element, and not only China." Mr. Putin said the United States should bear in mind China's strong economic potential and its growing ability to respond to national security threats. He said what concerned him most was that a unilateral American deployment of missile defenses could "result in a hectic, uncontrolled arms race on the borders of our country and neighboring countries." Mr. Putin said he reported to the Chinese president, Jiang Zemin, by telephone today the results of the meeting and Mr. Bush's message about a cooperative approach to examining threats to international security. Mr. Jiang and Mr. Putin met last week in Shanghai with Central Asian leaders to form a security and trade cooperation pact. Speaking through an interpreter, Mr. Putin joked that he had tried to speak some English with Mr. Bush, but he said he feared that Mr. Bush had only pretended to understand him. He also spoke with pride about his record as a career K.G.B. officer, pointing out that former Secretary of State Henry A. Kissinger had once told him that "all decent people start out in intelligence," as Mr. Kissinger did. Then Mr. Putin added, referring to President Bush's father, who served as director of central intelligence, "The 41st president was not working in a laundry, he was working at the C.I.A." While Mr. Putin directed his most pointed remarks at the comments of Ms. Rice, he praised a statement by Secretary of State Colin L. Powell that the United States was not seeking the "destruction" of the ABM treaty. He said he had "taken due note" of Mr. Powell's assertion that Washington was seeking "effective but limited" defenses against potential ballistic missile threats from so- called rogue nations. In identifying with Mr. Powell's formulation, Mr. Putin appeared to be signaling a hope that the Bush administration could be persuaded to work within the ABM treaty to develop the kind of limited defense system that Russia itself proposed. Mr. Putin acknowledged that he and Mr. Bush had talked in detail about Iran, and Russia's growing arms relationship with its leaders. He said Russia had a "complex relationship" with Iran, but he praised President Mohammad Khatami as a "very moderate and very worthy partner" who was trying to bring Iran out of isolation. He said Russia was committed not to supply nuclear or ballistic missile technologies to Iran, but would continue to sell defensive arms to Tehran, and he complained that the United States was guilty of "unfair competition in the arms market" by insisting that these sales should cease. He revealed that he had provided Mr. Bush with the names of American companies who have recently been in Iran offering "large scale" cooperation, which he did not specify. Still, the Russian leader said he took seriously the concerns of both Israel and the United States about the sale of dangerous technologies. If Russian individuals or companies continue secretly to provide Iran with illicit arms and technologies "to make money —we will try to terminate these activities." He then proposed that Russian and American intelligence agencies step up their cooperation to counter the trafficking in dangerous technologies, "irrespective of the country of origin." Mr. Putin called on the United States to take a more precise position on how Moscow and Washington might cooperate to fight Islamic extremism emanating from the Taliban movement in Afghanistan. He pointed out that terrorist camps in Afghanistan, known to both United States and Russian intelligence services, had trained terrorists responsible for the deaths of both Russian and American citizens. "We have to define a position on the Taliban," he said. "We need to know what to do about them." Mr. Putin said he had spent some time in his discussions with Mr. Bush responding to American criticism of Russia's military campaign in the rebellious republic of Chechnya, the Kremlin's campaign against the country's only independent television network, NTV, and Moscow's pressure on neighboring Georgia. On Chechnya, Mr. Putin, without mentioning the name of his predecessor, laid responsibility for the catastrophe in Chechnya on Boris N. Yeltsin's 1995 decision to "de facto" recognize Chechnya's independence, paving the way for the Islamic extremism there and the rise of warlords who, he said, divided the republic into criminal fiefs. He did not address allegations that the military campaign against the Chechen rebels that precipitated his own political career in 1999 had led to widespread assaults on civilians and left hundreds of thousands homeless. But he said he asked Mr. Bush what the American leader would have done if terrorist bands "from down south" had seized "half the state of Texas" and used it as a base of terrorism. Mr. Putin said it was "not a fundamental question to us whether Chechnya becomes independent or stays within Russia," but rather that Russia's goal was to ensure that it never again serve as a "launching pad for terrorist acts." His complaint about Georgia was couched in similar terms. He asserted that when Mr. Yeltsin was still in office, he won the agreement of President Eduard A. Shevardnadze of Georgia to allow Russia military forces to attack Chechen rebels taking sanctuary on Georgian territory and that Mr. Shevardnadze reneged. "This is the only problem we have with Georgia," Mr. Putin said, defending his decision to impose a strict visa regime on Georgian citizens as necessary to stanch the flow of Chechen rebels across the Georgian frontier. On the sensitive issue of freedom of the press in Russia, Mr. Putin provided no details about his own role in fostering the Kremlin-backed takeover of the country's largest independent television network. But he accused Vladimir Gusinsky, the media baron and NTV founder, of "garnering about $1 billion" of state funds in building the network, which Mr. Putin said he thought would never be paid back.
And he said it might take a number of years for the Russian economy to sustain a full spectrum of economically independent
media organizations, and he added, "I am very confident that without a free media, we cannot have a normal democratic
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Bush Urged to Abolish Nuclear War Plan By Walter Pincus An environmental advocacy group yesterday called on President Bush to abolish the secret U.S. nuclear war plan directed against Russia, China and other potential enemies, saying it is "a recipe for unceasing arms requirements by the Pentagon and a continuing competition with Russia." The Natural Resources Defense Council recommended reducing the U.S. arsenal to a few hundred nuclear weapons and transferring nuclear war planning to a civilian-military staff with congressional oversight. The study is a reflection of the ferment taking place inside the Pentagon and among arms control groups since the Bush administration launched a major review of U.S. nuclear strategy. That review is expected to be completed this summer. Some scientists at U.S. weapons laboratories have called for a resumption of underground nuclear testing and the development of new types of warheads. Other experts have argued for mutual reductions in the American and Russian arsenals. Bush has held out the prospect of unilateral U.S. reductions, along with efforts to build missile defenses and to develop a new strategic framework for the post-Cold War era. The nuclear war plan, known as the single integrated operation plan, or SIOP, was first developed in 1960 at the height of the Cold War. It called for thousands of warheads to be aimed at Soviet targets, including factories, command bunkers, and nuclear and conventional military forces. Under the latest SIOP, approved by President Bill Clinton in 1997, more than 2,000 warheads are kept on constant alert on land- and sea-based missiles. They are able to respond within 30 minutes in the event of a surprise attack on the United States from Russia, China or another nation. "At this stage in the disarmament process," the NRDC contended in a report released yesterday, "a U.S. stockpile numbering in the hundreds is more than adequate to achieve the single purpose of deterrence." The organization's two-year study of simulated nuclear effects predicted that even a U.S. strike that avoided big cities but attempted to knock out Russian missile silos and other nuclear forces -- a "counterforce" attack -- would kill 8 million to 12 million Russians. A separate NRDC study concluded that a single U.S. Trident missile submarine, which carries 192 nuclear warheads, could inflict "in excess of 50 million casualties" if the missiles were aimed at Russian cities. Referring to Bush's repeated statement that Russia is not an enemy, the environmental group urged the administration to drop the SIOP and place nuclear targeting on a "contingency" basis. This would mean the United States would "not target any country specifically, but create a contingency war planning capability to assemble attack plans in the event of hostilities with another nuclear state," it said. Robert S. Norris, a senior analyst for the NRDC, said, "Any proposal by the Bush administration that does not abandon counterforce as the ruling assumption and strategy for the war plan is flawed and dangerous." The process of developing the SIOP begins with formal guidance from the president on the broad goals of U.S. nuclear planning. The secretary of defense then produces a policy on the use of nuclear weapons. The Joint Chiefs of Staff refine that into a document that sets targeting and damage criteria. Finally, the U.S. military's Strategic Command writes the SIOP, setting specific targets and the number and type of warheads aimed at them. The NRDC described the Strategic Command's war planners as "a self-perpetuating constituency that needs fundamental reform." Noting that the SIOP "has its own level of classification" far above top secret, it said Congress "has been powerless" to affect or even scrutinize the war plans.
For example, former senator Bob Kerrey (D-Neb.) tried during his last two years in office to legislate a reduction in the number
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In his report he concluded that there is no racial bias in federal death sentences and that whites are more
likely to receive death sentences. This is in spite of the fact that while McVeigh was alive, there were 19
other inmates on Federal Death Row. Counting McVeigh, only 3 were white. As of June 11, that number
is now 2. In the Justice Department's study, almost 1,000 capital cases were cited, and in those, federal
prosecutors sought the death penalty far more often for minorities. This is the way it is all over the
country, in many state's prisons also.
Ashcroft said that the reasoning was that the cases involving minorities were more atrocious than whites.
He also said that the discrepancy in the numbers happens because prosecutors seek the death penalty
more often in districts where there are more minority defendants than whites.
There are so many holes in this logic and so many directions to shoot it down, I'm not sure where to begin.
First, the report doesn't explain how prosecutors seeking the death penalty more often for minorities
doesn't result in whites receiving it more often. In fact, part of the report shows whites more often being
offered plea bargains than minorities, and the acceptance of plea bargains doesn't appear to be tied to the
severity of the crime. Many of the capital cases involved drug-related murders by minorities who were
lower level drug dealers. The killings were ordered by their bosses, who were able to plead their cases
down to lesser sentences. Juan Garza's attorney has noted that there have been several cases where
whites had committed 3 or more drug related murders and federal prosecutors did not seek the death
penalty. All that I can figure Ashcroft is saying is that a bullet in the head somehow is more preferable
from a white offender than a minority.
Second, I assume that he had a straight face when he claimed that even though prosecutors seek the
death penalty more often for minorities, there is no racial bias. And he says that in spite of this, whites
are more likely to receive the death penalty. I would laugh if this logic wasn't affecting real people's lives.
None of this may mean much to most people, but this scares the hell out of me for several reasons. It's
part of a large picture that I'll try to paint here.
Minorities committing crimes remains a hot topic with the media and politicians. Remember the extensive
coverage of minority youths in Central Park last year running wild while the police stood idly by? Or the
footage of minority rioters and looters in Cincinnati a couple of months ago? How about the coverage of
drive by shooting victims in the inner city on local newscasts? And without minorities, the TV show Cops
would have been off the air in about 3 weeks.
There are many places on the internet where statistics can be found showing that minorities make up
disproportionate amounts of the prison population in the United States. Sociological studies show that
minorities don't commit a disproportionate amount of the crime, but no one would know by looking at how
over-represented we are in the court and penal systems.
The outcome of the last presidential election revealed that somewhere around 1/4 to 1/3 of states have
laws prohibiting convicted felons from voting. If I have to tell you who the majority of people not allowed
to vote because of this is, you haven't been paying attention. People in charge of elections who realized
this were able to prevent an awful lot of votes for Al Gore in the last presidential election.
We've been on a kick to build more and more prisons in the last couple of decades, while there has been
a push to make more and more crimes punishable by death. Once again, who do you think are the people
these movements are designed to affect? This also ties in with the recent Extreme Court decision that
authorities can detain or arrest anyone for pretty much anything they want. Now, when racial profiling is
factored in, and we realize that people can be pulled over for arousing suspicion just for having a really
good tan... I'm not going to suggest that being allowed to arrest people on no grounds is going to give
police more opportunity to fabricate or plant evidence in people's vehicles, but....
How does globalization tie in here? Well, consider that as more jobs have become extinct by being sent to
other countries, it means that there are people who don't fit into the plans for where this country is going.
Many people have been displaced. Even as this country went through unprecedented prosperity, wages
lost ground, people were kicked off welfare, and many of the jobs for them were very low-level. If we go
into recession, we already have warehouses for those unpleasant people who will be left with nowhere to
go and nothing to do: the prisons.
Our prison population is one of the largest in the world, and growing. We stubbornly hold onto imprisoning
and killing our own citizens, and we are being singled out by a large part of the rest of the world as
barbarians for it, among other reasons. We have an occupant of the White House who has presided over
more executions than any other world leader, and no sign that things are going to change any time soon.
Molly Ivins was quoted recently saying that one of the reasons Europe abhors our use of the death
penalty is that we use the death penalty primarily to punish people for the crime of being poor minorities.
Which brings me back to Ashcroft and his report. In spite of his supposed religious beliefs he is a
hard-core death penalty advocate. He fits right in with how this administration thinks we should be doing
things. I am disgusted but not surprised that he would make such ridiculous conclusions about the state of
the death penalty in regard to race.
And that is the last brush stroke in the picture. By claiming that we have not gone overboard, that is, not
reached a limit of acceptability for imprisoning and executing minorities, he is implying that we still have
room to go further in that direction. He has not cited any reason to stop, slow down, or change anything,
and so we can keep right on the way we are. We can convict and execute even more poor minorities.
Someone who didn't know better would swear this country just doesn't like minorities much at all.
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Regarding The Treatment Of Rove
But most of all Rove rode in town with the first appointed dictator the
American nation has ever seen, on the bases of a number of conflicts of
interest by the Supreme Court.
What they have done is already too extreme.
Nothing is or will be too extreme for them now, from that coup d'etat on.
Nothing it seems, after that one, is too extreme for them to get away with
nary a peep from anyone.
Arrange for the top political advisor, who works out of the White House, to
meet lobbyists and the CEO of a company when a merger is pending and said
political advisor owns a major chunk of stock in same company? No problem!
Piece of cake compared to stealing an election and having no mention made of it.
No one wants to stand up to these people. Though the crimes they have
committed in only six months time are googles worse than Al Gore's non-lie
about his visit, or not, with a FEMA executive to TX. Or Bill Clinton's
blowjob or pardons or Jesse Jackson's child by his mistress.
The Repubs "get" the Dems on non-crimes.
But the Dems are paralyzed to stand up to the Repubs on actual ones.
Compare Bill Clinton's pardon of Rich to Bush the senior's pardon of Weinberger!
Give me a break. One wasn't even a payoff to speak of - - right, - - money to the
Democratic Party or for a Presidential library, if anything.
*The other was a pardon for a crime in which Bush Sr. himself was implicated
and the pardon occurred two weeks before the trial was to began. WHEN
WEINBERGER HAD EVIDENCE AGAINST BUSH SR. IN THE FORM
OF A DIARY AND DIARY ENTRIES HE HAD PROMISED TO TURN OVER*
Now, Clinton is *still being investigated* by the Republicans for a non-criminal offense
AT THE SAME TIME THE DEMOCRATIC MAJORITY LEADER OF THE
SENATE IS BULLIED INTO SAYING HE DOESN'T WANT TO MOUNT
ANY INVESTIGATIONS AT ALL OF REPUBLICANS.
The price fixing of the oil and gas supply in CA is alone a huge scandal,
not to even mention the conflict of interest between W. and the CEO of Enron.
Let alone this business with Rove.
Calling this all a double standard is way too weak.
The reaction by the Press and by the Democrats is called APPEASEMENT.
And people would always rather take the easy way out, it seems, in this type of
situation, with these types of characters.
This Administration - - Rove, W., Cheney etc. is made up of extremely scary people.
(*Kissinger* called Cheney the most ruthless man he has *ever* met.)
The White House is filled with the people who hunted President Clinton for
years on the flimsiest of evidence and got away with it (Ever check out what
was really behind the much touted "Whitewater" scandal? NOTHING.)
And tens of millions of public and private monies were spent on that enterprise.
The same weasels who were behind that ignoble purpose are the exact same
weasels who have illegitimately taken over the White House. Who are now
pompously declaring that it's time now for a new tone. (But that's only a
line to preach to Democrats.)
The Dems and Gore pretend to be better than these investigators but they
really are just frightened of them. They get off the hook of having to fight
them by just saying, "Oh, we are better." But they might as well be playing
precisely by Republican dictated talking points.
WE MIGHT AS WELL HAVE NO OPPOSITION PARTY.
WE MIGHT AS WELL BE A TIN-HORN DICTATORSHIP WITH ONE PARTY.
Perhaps the Democratic leadership are just hoping the Repubs will go away or
perhaps they are just waiting for them to hang themselves. However, waiting
for them to hang themselves is futile. Meanwhile, while the cowards look on,
the Repubs will just hang the country instead.
These vicious Republicans are so seriously scary that no one has the balls
to stand up to them. The ridiculous, blatant and outrageous conflict of
interest exhibited by the Rove incident and the non-response to it by
everyone shows this exactly.
Anthony Lewis in today's Op-ed of the Times said [ordinary citizens] are
frightened of George W. Bush.
Well yes, I am.
And what frightens me even more is the deafening silence of the Democrats
and of the Press. This silence and the appeasement mentality that goes with
it just give the far-right Republicans further permission to steal our
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Dead Letter Office
Heil Bush,
Dear Gruppenfuhrer Miller,
Congratulations you have just been awarded the Vidkun Quisling Award for 2001. Your name will now live throughout history with such past award winners as Marcus Junius Brutus, Judas Iscariot, Benedict Arnold, Vidkun Quisling and last year’s winner Volksjudge Antoni (light-fingers) Scalia.
With your vote to weaken workers safety laws and thereby save your corporate masters billions of dollars, while eliminating useless, worn out workers from corporate responsibility, you have made it possible for all of us to goose-step off to a brave new world.
Along with this award there will be an Iron Cross 2nd class presented by our glorious Fuhrer Herr Bush at a gala party in das Fuhrer Bunker, formerly the White House on 7-4-2001. We salute you Herr Miller! Sieg Heil!
Signed,
Heil Bush
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Bush Tax Rebate Scam Exposed
Word has now filtered through lower-income communities that "everyone is going to get $300 back from the government."
"It's $500 for single moms," a single mother told me, proud to have all the details, "and $600 for married people."
Unfortunately, 39 percent of the people in this country will not get the full rebate -- 26 percent (34 million taxpayers) will get
nothing at all, and another 13 percent, 17 million, will get only partial rebates.
As usual, those who need it most will get the least -- mostly those with incomes under $25,000. Furthermore, bloodsuckers
are out there offering "loans against your tax rebate" at the ever-reasonable 300 percent interest rate. These are loans
against money that in most cases will never come. That so many people are looking forward to tax rebates they desperately
need but won't get, leads to disappointment, if not heartbreak, and to anger.
Television journalists have taken to referring to the "$300 tax break" without even the cautionary "up to $300 for those who
pay above a certain rate." Thus does poor reporting lead to disappointment and bitterness. The working poor, who get the
Earned Income Tax Credit, are under the impression that they pay income taxes (they do) and thus qualify for the rebate
(they don't). Even those too poor to pay income tax believe the payroll taxes withheld from their paychecks mean they, too,
pay federal taxes (they do, and it's often a significant percentage of their incomes).
What this means is the folks who would rush out and spend their tax rebates because "the baby's home and needs shoes,"
thus stimulating the economy, won't be getting a rebate.
Meanwhile, at the $300 end of the deal, many Democrats are planning to give their checks to causes that have been hurt by
Bush policies. Because this idea seems to have sprung up simultaneously in several places and spread like wildfire on the
Internet, it's impossible to give attribution for it.
A number of organized groups are pooling their rebates to make such gifts. So far, the leading contenders seem to the
Children's Defense Fund (as is only appropriate, since Bush swiped their slogan "Leave no child behind" without ever giving
them credit) and various environmental groups.
Meanwhile, Republicans who get the full $300 don't urgently need it either and are likely to save it, thus stimulating the
economy even less. This was not what the policy-makers intended (although it's hard to tell, since the Bushies made
diametrically opposite claims about the reasons for this tax cut). Neo-Keynesians clearly need to rethink the effects of tax
cuts in a society where the economic gap is this big.
Only a tax accountant could love the charts, but if you want to see where you or a lower-income friend ranks on this thing,
Citizens for Tax Justice has excellent information, including state-by-state rates on its website www.ctj.org. They report,
"Oddly, although most taxpayers in the bottom 60 percent of the income scale will get reduced or zero rebates, the tax bill
extends the benefit of the rebate to about 2 million upper-income payers who will not actually benefit from the new 10 percent
rate bracket, due to the Alternative Minimum Tax."
Meanwhile, the adventures of our old compadre Karl Rove get stranger and stranger. The Associated Press broke the story
of Rove, who at the time owned between $100,000 to $250,000 worth of Intel stock, meeting with the company's chief
executive and two lobbyists in March, while Intel pushed for federal approval of a corporate merger. The merger was
approved two months later. White House officials said Rove played no part in approving the merger. Rove sold his entire
stock portfolio on June 7, AP reports, for between $1 million and $2.5 million, after they had recovered most of their value
from a 20 percent drop earlier in the year. Sen. Tom Daschle has announced the Senate probably will not be investigating
Rove.
Rove next appears in the decision to end bombing on the Puerto Rican Island of Vieques in 2003. This decision made no one
happy, since the Navy needs the bombing range and the Puerto Ricans don't see why they should get bombed for another
two years. As to why the president's top political adviser sat in on meetings on what to do about a Navy bombing range -- I
don't know, maybe he owned stock in it.
Speaking of matters ethical, also worthy of an investigation is Enron chairman Kenneth Lay's apparent attempt to threaten
the head of the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission. The chairman of FERC says he got a call from Lay, who is probably
Bush's largest single contributor, saying that if wanted to keep his job as chairman, he should adopt certain viewpoints.
Now if this were the Clinton administration, and the Rove and Lay incidents had occurred, the Republicans would by now have
five congressional committees and two special prosecutors investigating. While I find the current slumberous indifference
more restful, I did hear a Democrat say the other day, "You know, Ken Starr could be really useful."
Meanwhile, the special prosecutor in the Henry Cisneros case (HUD secretary '93 to '97, accused of private misconduct long
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But this year, it just doesn’t feel the same.
Yes, there will be days off. There will be baseball and Dodger Dogs, and maybe even Barry Bonds will hit
another homerun or two when the Giants meet our Boys In Blue in spectacular Chavez Ravine. There will be
barbeque, and swimming. There will even be fireworks. But the warm and fuzzy feeling I normally get, the one
that brings a tear to my eye and gets me all choked up, isn’t there.
I know that my freedom has changed and is in danger of disappearing altogether if the Cheney-Bush monster has
anything to do with it. Almost eight months have passed and I have witnessed the biggest and most rapid dive
this country has taken in my lifetime, and the current appointistration has shamed this nation like never before.
Honest folk were systematically denied the right to vote. People were told they weren’t registered, even though
they had their voter registration cards in hand. There were roadblocks in largely black neighborhoods. Polling
places ran out of ballots or closed early. There were confusing ballots and I witnessed people across this nation,
who did not use these ballots personally, ridicule and malign these people for being confused. There was even a
contingent of GOP operatives who were paid to riot, threaten, and do everything in their power to stop a legal
recount of votes, breaking the law, then were personally congratulated by Dubya for a job well done. Think
about that for a moment – a man who aspires to be president of the free world, actively encouraging illegal,
dishonorable, sleazy behavior.
And that was only the beginning.
The pride of our nation, the most hallowed and respected institution in the land, the Justices we designate as
"Supreme", broke the law themselves by illegally getting involved with a national election. An act strictly
forbidden by the US Constitution, a
document they are bound and sworn to uphold, thereby disenfranchising the entire nation by disregarding the
votes of the citizens of this once beloved country. Where is my protection by the Fourteenth Amendment? Spock
must have been wrong. The needs of the many apparently do not outweigh the needs of the few.
Since that black day of December 12th, 2000, the market went from being somewhat stable apart from the tech
sector, to acting like a blind bull in a china shop - afraid of the least clink and clatter. Investor confidence is at
an all time low. Thousands of people have lost their jobs, and are soon to lose their homes.
The prime rate has been cut six times in six months. The people who couldn’t afford a house, still can’t because
now they don’t have a paycheck, and the people who are trying to live off of their interest since Social Security
won’t pay the monthly grocery bill, are
losing their interest incomes as well.
There has been outrageous manipulation of the energy markets that has gone almost entirely unchecked. Billions
of dollars have been bilked from private citizens just to line the already fat pockets of the very people who swore
an oath to protect and serve them.
The ABM treaty has been thrown out with the Kyoto Protocol and the pristine ANWR may soon be little more
than a memory.
There have been ethics violations by prominent members of the administration; some might even cry insider
trading and other illegal activities that private citizens could face prison terms for if caught. Between Rove
(holdings in Intel, Enron and others), O’Neill (Alcoa), and the Anti-Ethics Corruption King - the VP himself,
Dick Cheney (Haliburton, with not only his refusal to name the people who met privately with his energy task
force, but his constant lies about how Haliburton and its affiliates illegally traded with Iraq.
The media has been guilty of not only complicity in this gross rape of democracy, but blatant lies as well and is
no longer to be trusted. I feel as though we need our own modern version of Radio Free Europe.
Will we ever see another presidential election? Will there be election reform that is fair? Will the press ever rise
above corporate greed and get back to reporting the truth? Will there be campaign finance reform to the point it
truly levels the playing field to the point it doesn’t matter how much money a candidate or political party has
access to?
I don’t know. I do know things aren’t the same now. This isn’t the Land of The Free and Home of The Brave
anymore.
This 4th of July I’ll barbeque and swim and hopefully watch the fireworks. I’ll have my beer and peanuts and
Dodger Dogs and even though he’s on the other team, I’ll be proud to be a part of history if Bonds racks up a
few more homers. But I won’t have that warm and fuzzy feeling during the National Anthem before the first pitch
is thrown.
Things are different now.
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To End On A Happy Note ... Won't Get Screwed Again
Sung to the tune of Won't Get Fooled Again"
(instrumental intro)
They'll be voting in the street
(CHORUS:)
The change it has to come
(CHORUS:)
There'll come a time when they're ruing the day
So the next time there's a vote
(CHORUS:)
Meet the new boss
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All Out to Philadelphia This Weekend for a National Pro-Democracy Convention
This weekend in Philadelphia, the Center for Constitutional Rights and a
coalition of more than sixty organizations including www.votermarch.org are
sponsoring a National
Pro-Democracy Convention. The Pro-Democracy Convention will be a vehicle to
gather up and galvanize the disparate communities and movements outraged by the
flawed election to build a permanent force for real democracy. The proposed
Voter's Bill of Rights, the primary focus of the Convention, calls for
everything from clean money elections to the abolition of the electoral college
and statehood for D.C.
* The Convention kicks off with a National Town Hall Meeting. A partial list of
Town Hall speakers include: Melanie Campbell (National Coalition for Black Civic
Participation), Representative John Conyers (Michigan), Granny D (Alliance for
Democracy), Cheri Honkala(Kensington Welfare Rights Union), Reverend Jesse
Jackson (Rainbow/PUSH), Martin Luther King III (Southern Christian Leadership
Conference). The Town Hall Meeting is free and open to the public. Doors open
at 6 p.m.; come early to get a seat.
* On Saturday and Sunday of the Convention, there will be workshops and
plenaries on the principles outlined in the Voters' Bill of Rights and
strategies for strengthening the pro-democracy movement. Presenters include
Manning Marable (Black Radical Congress), Eleanor Smeal (Feminist Majority), and
members of Urban Think Tank. See www.pro-democracy.com for a current list of
workshops and presenters.
* Time will also be allotted for caucuses. Some pre-identified topics include:
the Struggle Against the Corporate Takeover of Pacifica Radio, Centralizing
Race, Internet Activism, and Gender and Youth Caucuses. There will be time for
additional caucus issues that arise.
LOCATION CHANGE: All sessions of the Pro-Democracy will take place at the
Pennsylvania Convention Center. Address: 1101 Arch Street. Phone: 215.418.4700.
HOTEL: Walking distance from the Pennsylvania Convention Center is the Wyndham
Franklin Plaza Hotel. The group rate for Convention participants has been
extended through the Convention. T: 215.614.6452. Address: 17th and Race
Streets.
REGISTRATION: Registration will be available on-site, however pre-registration
is greatly appreciated.
CONTACT US: To register or for more information, write demconv@ccr-ny.org, see
www.pro-democracy.com (up-to-date), or contact the Center for Constitutional
Rights at 212.614.6452.
Greetings from the very beautiful and independent state of Vermont. You
may not have known that Vermont is also the birthplace of National Strikes
One, Two, Three, AKA The Baseball Strikes. Needless to say, National Strike
One went very well, indeed, here in Vermont as well as throughout the rest of
the nation. The fact that Senator Jeffords, of Vermont, made public his
intention to leave right wing Republicans, one day after National Strike One
ended, has sent a powerful signal to all. This announcement and party switch
also occurred in the week following the Voter March in Washington, DC, and
San Francisco. He could have picked any week of any month to switch parties.
That he chose the week following two national protest demonstrations is
significant to our efforts. If our Senators sense the majority of us are in
favor of right wing policies, they would not feel compelled to oppose them.
Senator Jeffords got the message loud and clear here in Vermont, and he
joined National Strike One by refusing to participate in what he could not
agree with ethically or legally.
For more information about National Strike Two, as well as how to create a
permanent national strike force capability, to protect us from election
fraud, go to the new Strike Two webpage at the following link:
http://hometown.aol.com/estrellaberosini/index.html
Best Wishes,
We, the undersigned voters, know that our cherished democracy is endangered from
within by the grave and potentially fatal flaws in our voting systems exposed by the
Presidential Election of 2000.
As our elected representatives, you have the duty, the opportunity, and the privilege to
correct these flaws and to restore fair and honest elections throughout our nation. To this
end, we charge you to construct and pass a VOTERS BILL OF RIGHTS, which shall
include:
Strict enforcement and extension of the Voting Rights Act to prevent the
disenfranchisement of voters and require full investigation and criminal prosecution of
any offenders;
Standardized, easily understandable federal election ballots
Funding to replace old and unreliable voting machines to ensure that every vote is
counted fairly and accurately
Genuine campaign finance reform that bans campaign contributions from special
interests
Replacement of the Electoral College with a majority-rule election, or substantial reform
of the Electoral College to allow for proportional representation
Measures to increase voter participation by eliminating bureaucratic hurdles to voter
registration and turnout, including language barriers, physical barriers, archaic
equipment, and lack of resources
Enactment and enforcement of a VOTERS BILL OF RIGHTS will restore trust in our
government and encourage participation in our democratic processes. The linchpin of a
democracy is the process by which we select our representatives and leaders. The right
to vote is our defining right as citizens of this nation. We call upon our elected
representatives to protect our Constitution from abusive exercise of government power
by enacting a VOTERS BILL OF RIGHTS.
We pledge our full and constant support for enactment of a VOTERS BILL OF
RIGHTS.
It is likely that 50% of the U.S. population is strongly dissatisfied with
the ascendancy of George W. Bush to the office of President. There are
three likely reasons:
In the interest of democracy, one could discredit election gripes (point
number one) as being unfair to our longstanding electoral college process..
Also, one might disregard Bush’s agenda (point number two) because the
hallmark of the United States Constitution is tolerance for divergent
political and moral beliefs.
However, point number three leads to a more egregious problem, namely that a
rather anonymous man, with no distinguishing ambition or vision has, by
virtue of family wealth and connection, been installed as President of the
United States. Even the most cursory glance at George W. Bush’s history and
character builds a strong case for charges of nepotism and cronyism. Such a
glaring display of favoritism, to benefit an individual with no considerable
talent, runs counter to the spirit of competition and fair play that has
driven the engine of American capitalism for more than two hundred years.
There is a way to tangibly and immediately raise a voice in protest of
George W. Bush as President. For the remainder of his term, conscientious
Americans should simply write "George W. Bush is an Idiot" on all U.S.
currency that passes through their hands.
This protest has already begun. The first bills were marked and spent in
San Francisco as of January 26, 2001. What is important, though, is to not
only begin marking all currency (and to continue the effort throughout the
Bush presidency), but to forward this memo as much as possible so as to
replicate the message throughout our money supply.
In an effort to mark money more industriously, many of us have ordered a
BUSH IS A FRAUD rubber stamp; these self-inking rubber stamps are useful for
marking the "Fraud" message in red ink.
Make your voice heard, Top twenty Republican donors with global consumer brands:
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Parting Shots... ![]()
When the Senate returns to session next month, the balance of power will have been dramatically altered. Senate Minority Leader Tom Daschle and Senate
Majority Leader Trent Lott will switch places, as will the chairs of many committees. Additionally, the White House will be forced to confer with a whole new
set of authorities. To help confound the confusion, SEMI TRUTHS presents the following dialogue between the outgoing and incoming Senate Majority
Leader...
LOTT: When you meet with the President as new majority leader, you’ll need to know his nicknames for the different chairmen.
DASCHLE: Why doesn’t he just call them by their names.
LOTT: He’s not so good with names. So remember, Who's on Budget, What's on Drugs, I Don't Know is on Intelligence ...
DASCHLE: That's what I want to find out.
LOTT: I say Who's on Budget, What's on Drugs, I Don't Know's on Intelligence...
DASCHLE: ...Are you the leader of the Senate Republicans?
LOTT: Yes.
DASCHLE: You meet with the President?
LOTT: All the time.
DASCHLE: And you don't know the Senators’ names?
LOTT: Well I should.
DASCHLE: Well then who's on Budget?
LOTT: Yes.
DASCHLE: I mean the fellow's name.
LOTT: Who.
DASCHLE: The Chairman.
LOTT: Who.
DASCHLE: ...of Budget.
LOTT: Who.
DASCHLE: The guy in the chair ...
LOTT: Who is in the chair!
DASCHLE: I'm asking you, who's in the chair.
LOTT: That's the man's name.
DASCHLE: That's who's name?
LOTT: Yes.
DASCHLE: When the Chairman calls the meeting, who bangs the gavel?
LOTT: Loud and clear!
DASCHLE: Who bangs the gavel ... ?
LOTT: He does, every time. Well, sometimes he lets his second chair do it.
DASCHLE: Who's second chair?
LOTT: Yes. What's wrong with that?
DASCHLE: All I'm trying to find out is what's the chairman’s name on Budget.
LOTT: No, What is on Drugs.
DASCHLE: You’re on Drugs!
LOTT: I can't be on Drugs. What is on Drugs.
DASCHLE: I have no idea.
LOTT: Well, don't confuse the Senators.
DASCHLE: I'm the most confused Senator there is!
LOTT: I won’t disagree with that.
DASCHLE: I'm asking him what's the guy's name on Budget. He says who's on Budget? I don't know.
LOTT: Oh, he's on Intelligence, we're not talking about him.
DASCHLE: How did I get on Intelligence?
LOTT: You mentioned his name.
DASCHLE: If I mentioned Intelligence, who did I say is on Intelligence?
LOTT: No, Who's on Budget.
DASCHLE: What's on Budget?
LOTT: What's on Drugs.
DASCHLE: Who’s on Drugs?
LOTT: He's on Budget.
DASCHLE: I must be on drugs!
LOTT: If you’re on Drugs, what are you going to do with What?
DASCHLE: What?
LOTT: Yes, him.
DASCHLE: Who?
LOTT: You’ll put Who on Drugs?
DASCHLE: I’m not putting anybody on drugs! Who’s on drugs?
LOTT: He should stay on Budget.
DASCHLE: Who should stay on Budget?
LOTT: Yes.
DASCHLE: ...Let’s say a new finance resolution comes up. Who chairs the meeting?
LOTT: Yes.
DASCHLE: So who calls for a vote?
LOTT: Eventually.
DASCHLE: What did I just say?
LOTT: Who calls for a vote...
DASCHLE: Exactly.
LOTT: ...eventually.
DASCHLE: Certainly.
LOTT: Certainly calls for a vote in Armed Services.
DASCHLE: Who does?
LOTT: No, Certainly.
DASCHLE: Exactly.
LOTT: Of course.
DASCHLE: ...Can we go back to Intelligence?!
LOTT: Alright, what do you want to know?
DASCHLE: Who's on Intelligence?
LOTT: Now you want to put Who on Intelligence?
DASCHLE: What am I putting on Intelligence?
LOTT: You can’t put Who and What on Intelligence.
DASCHLE: I can’t put who and what on Intelligence?
LOTT: It wouldn't be right.
DASCHLE: What’s right?
LOTT: No, What’s moderate.
DASCHLE: Who’s moderate?
LOTT: No, who’s right.
DASCHLE: I don't know.
LOTT: He's on Intelligence!
DASCHLE: Again with the intelligence! ... Let’s change the subject. How about the Rules Committee?
LOTT: How about it.
DASCHLE: The Chairman’s name?
LOTT: Why.
DASCHLE: I just thought I'd ask you.
LOTT: Well, I just thought I'd tell you.
DASCHLE: Then tell me who's on Rules.
LOTT: Who's on Budget.
DASCHLE: Nobody’s on Budget until I say so! I want to know the chairman's name on Rules?
LOTT: Why.
DASCHLE: Because!
LOTT: Oh, he's on Foreign Relations.
DASCHLE: Let’s start somewhere else. We have an Armed Services Committee?
LOTT: Certainly.
DASCHLE: The Chairman’s name?
LOTT: Certainly.
DASCHLE: Are you going to tell me?
LOTT: I'm telling you now.
DASCHLE: Then go ahead.
LOTT: Certainly.
DASCHLE: Any time now?
LOTT: Any time now what?
DASCHLE: Are you going to tell me the Chairman’s name any time now?
LOTT: Certainly.
DASCHLE: Go right ahead.
LOTT: I’ve got nothing more to say.
DASCHLE: You’re not going to tell me?
LOTT: Tell you what?
DASCHLE: Who’s the Chairman of the Armed Services Committee?!!
LOTT: No, Who’s the Chairman of the Budget Committee.
DASCHLE: I don’t care who’s the Chairman of the Budget Committee!
LOTT: Oh no, I Don’t Care is the Chairman of Environment.
DASCHLE: Of course you don’t care who is the Chairman of Environment, you’re a Republican!
LOTT: Who can’t be Chairman of the Environment.
DASCHLE: Nobody!
LOTT: He’s on Energy.
DASCHLE: Who’s on Energy?
LOTT: Who’s...
DASCHLE: I'll break your arm if you say who's on Budget! Let’s go back to Energy.
LOTT: Good idea.
DASCHLE: Is there a chairman?
LOTT: Nobody.
DASCHLE: Nobody’s on Energy?
LOTT: And a fine job he’s been doing, too.
DASCHLE: And a fine job who’s been doing too?
LOTT: Oh yes, him too.
DASCHLE: ...Is there a Health Care Committee?
LOTT: Oh yes.
DASCHLE: ...and the Chairman?
LOTT: He’s Fine.
DASCHLE: That’s good to know. Does he have a name?
LOTT: He’s Fine.
DASCHLE: He's fine ... How are you doing?
LOTT: Very well, thank you.
DASCHLE: And Mrs. Lott?
LOTT: Very well, thank you.
DASCHLE: And all the little Lotts?
LOTT: All the Lotts are well. Thank you for asking.
DASCHLE: May I ask you another question?
LOTT: By all means.
DASCHLE: Are you on drugs?
LOTT: No, What’s on Drugs.
DASCHLE: I don’t know ... Intelligence!
LOTT: Now you're talking.
DASCHLE: ...Who’s left?
LOTT: No, Who’s right. Nobody is left.
DASCHLE: Nobody is left?
LOTT: Usually.
DASCHLE: Is that right?
LOTT: No, That’s usually left.
DASCHLE: What’s usually left?
LOTT: No, What’s usually Moderate.
DASCHLE: Are you asking me?
LOTT: No, I’m just telling you, What’s usually Moderate.
DASCHLE: What’s that?
LOTT: That’s usually left.
DASCHLE: That’s usually left where?
LOTT: He’s on Education.
DASCHLE: Who’s on Education?
LOTT: No, Who’s on Budget.
DASCHLE: Stop saying that!!!
LOTT: You asked me about That.
DASCHLE: I didn’t ask you about Budget!
LOTT: You said Who’s on Education.
DASCHLE: I don’t care who's on Education!
LOTT: I'm telling you, I Don’t Care’s on Environment.
DASCHLE: Who asked you that?
LOTT: No, it was his idea.
DASCHLE: Whose idea?
LOTT: No, I Don’t Care.
DASCHLE: Well neither do I!
LOTT: Well there's no need to get snippy about it.
DASCHLE: Let’s try this: I’m meeting with the President. He says how are you. I say I’m fine. He says no, fine is on Health Care, you’re the
Leader. I say who’s the Leader. He says no, who’s on Budget. I say, That’s right. Why? He’s on Rules, I don’t know, I don’t have the
intelligence; I don’t know has Intelligence. Because, Foreign Relations; whose foreign relations? Certainly! He’s in Armed Services, nobody’s in
Energy, and I don’t care whose in the Environment.
LOTT: Now that's the first thing you've said right.
DASCHLE: I don't even know what I'm talking about!
LOTT: Then you're perfect for the job. Congratulations! |




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