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In This Edition Scott Morschhauser gives us a view of the end of liberty in, "Protests Are Out And We Will Decide What You Can Investigate." Greg Palast goes on the BBC to explain the, "Theft Of The Presidency!" Patty Goldman explains, "Fast Track A Way To Dump Democracy." Joe Conason reports on the NYC mayors race in, "Hevesi’s Lame Defense Offends Common Sense." Gene Lyons takes a break in, "Best Part Of A Summer Vacation: No News." The Associated Press reports on, "Von Rumsfeld Defends Missile Defense Funds." Carol Schiffler tells tales of conspiracy in, "Only The Wind." Robert Scheer says Smirky gets rather kinky in, "Bush Binds Us Into A Fiscal Straitjacket." Bill O'Reilly wins the Vidkun Quisling Award Molly Ivins says, "Laissez Ain't So Fair After All" Tally Briggs tells smirky that, "The World Has Moved On." And finally in "Parting Shots" Bryan Zepp Jamieson explains Republi-con double-speak in, "A River Runs Through It" but first Uncle Ernie reviews, "The Godfather Part IV Fredo Meets Johnny Ola." This week we spotlight the cartoons of Bill Deore with additional cartoons from Kwawin, Carlson, Tom Tomorrow, BushBeer.net, Rayberry, Trucards, Destonio, Chris Whitehouse, GWBush Art, Political Strikes and Chadsux.
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I guess if you live long enough you will eventually see everything. I'm still having trouble believing my eyes after this Labor Day meeting between Smirky the Chimp and Don Jimmy.
It was only a matter of time until the Crime Family Bush got together with the Crime Family Hoffa. The sons of two famous crooks should have a lot in common after all. As the smirkster's corporate shills and media whores try and prevent any truth about last Decembers Coup De' Etat getting into the minds of main stream America just as Jimmy is trying to get the governments watchdogs to turn a blind eye to the Teamster shenanigans. It was certainly a match made in heaven, unless of course you're a Teamsters member or an American citizen.
While this joke was going on tens of thousands of union members were marching along with Democratic candidates for the coming fall elections. The several hundred who showed up for the "Teamster Picnic" looked to be the typical secret service group who brought the wives and kiddies along with them to give the state controled media some bodies to photograph to show that we're all behind the traitors. Of course there were no protestors allowed as we all know that protesting must be done far away from the cameras lest they mistakenly photograph the people. The Detroit media which is owned and operated by that group of Nazi's (Knight/Ridder) from Florida failed to get a single picture of the tens of thousand that lined the unions parade route or the tens of thousand of union workers who marched in the parade.
In case you haven't noticed only certain news events are reported on since the Coup De' Etat went down.
I'll grant you that symbols are for the symbol minded but even still symbolism of these two criminals and their respective crime families was even too much for this old reporter to bare. The reason I left politics in the early 70's i.e. the lack of concern by the American public, the far right shift in all American politics that cost the democrats an easy election victory last November and made it possible for the RNC to destroy the last remnants of the old Republic. I hear way too much about how we're going to get rid of them in the next election and everything will be ok. BULLSHIT oops thats BUSHIT!
Care to take a bet on the Florida Governor’s election? Instead of having a seat in ‘Ole Sparky’ I'm willing to bet Jebbie is reelected in Florida. And to make it even worse he will probably be legally elected. Janet Reno has tossed her hat into the ring and I actually have a better chance of being elected in Florida than she does. Janet doesn't need any Clinton baggage to keep her from being elected as she has more than enough of her own. She spent 8 years acting like a Nazi from her murder of the Waco children to her "Jack-Booted Thugs" 'rescue' of the Cuban kid. Florida is wall to wall with Nazis and Anti-Castro Cubans to begin with. So Jeb is going to get away with Treason and Sedition but I think we all knew that to begin with didn't we?
A lot of liberal sites have closed down recently and with good reason. They waited for the Democrats to begin raising hell but so far all they have done is helped their Nazi pals across the aisle. All I hear from people who should know better is that they can't raise hell or else they'll seem like poor losers. Say what? Where in the hell are the 50 million people who got ripped off in Debacle 2000? You’d think that they would be mad as hell and out causing riots in the street.
A lot of people have had nasty things to say about Darth Nader, I know I certainly have but that was because we bought the Nader myth. I didn't buy Gore's nonsense so I wasn't disappointed or surprised when he bent over for the Nazis and gave away an election that he had won and left us all to the mercies of the Rethuglicans.
Is America worth fighting for? I'm beginning to have my doubts about that. The only ones I see and hear raising hell are a few liberals (mostly fighting amongst ourselves) while the vast herd of American sheep keep lining up to be sheared and slaughtered. Before you join them ask the Jews about what happens when you start getting into lines. Rumour has it, the war starts real soon.
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Protests Are Out And We Will Decide What You Can
Investigate By Scott Morschhauser The Bush administration has brought two concepts to the forefront of the nation's consciousness. One, you are no longer allowed to protest, and two, they will tell you what you can and cannot investigate. The examples of these two themes are currently being exposed in the sub-news stories (the news stories that do not make the sound-bites, but with a little digging are readily available in larger newspapers or on the Internet). Let's start with protesting. It has become apparent that you are no longer allowed to partake in this constitutionally protected form of free speech. A few months ago, protesters in Florida were arrested for holding 8 * by 11-inch signs with anti-Bush messages while those holding the same size pro-Bush signs were perfectly within their rights. I will be attending a protest rally in Washington DC on September 29 and have already received word that nine foot walls will be constructed for the event. Protesting, although always an annoyance and hassle for law enforcement agencies, is a right guaranteed Americans by the Constitution. A generally complacent public may not see the danger in giving up this right. Some may argue that this form of government strong-arming is for "protection." I'd have to agree. There is nothing more dangerous to a non-elected government posing as a democracy than good old American muckraking and outward protest. If you are a history buff, you can't help but notice the similarities to the rise of other fascist regimes. Stifle the protesters, control the media, then control the military. The protesters and media take on as important a role, if not more so, than the military. The message is clear. You are no longer allowed to protest. Well, if we can't protest, at least we can follow the news and learn about corrupt actions taken by the Bush administration and the rest of their political party. Then we can vote them out in four years, right? Wrong. Without even going into the problems that have surfaced with voting in the world's "greatest democracy," this scenario hinges on a media that will investigate and report on the actions of our government. But it has become apparent that certain stories will be investigated and certain stories will not. The example that I will use to prove my point will be the massively-dead-horse-beaten story of Chandra Levy and the possible relationship to Congressman Gary Condit. Currently, the nation just can't get enough of this story. The story is pursued relentlessly, even though there are no suspects, not even Congressman Condit, because the police have no evidence of foul play. I understand that the public likes a sensational crime. I don't condone it, but I understand. Yet, in this case there is theoretically no crime. There is no corpus delicti as it were. But what if there had been a known crime? Can you imagine if Gary Condit was an actual suspect? Obviously the American public would be ten times more interested than they already are, right? Wrong again, because there was a body of a young female aide found dead of unknown causes in a congressman's office. But the congressman was not Gary Condit or any other Democrat. The congressman is Florida Republican Joe Scarborough, and the unfortunate woman was 28-year-old Lori Klausutis. Mrs. Klausutis was found dead on July 20 in Scarborough's Fort Walton Beach office. On August, Associate Medical Examiner Michael Berkland announced that Mrs. Klausutis had a previously undetected heart condition that caused her to collapse. Berkland said that Klausutis collapsed, hit her head on the desk on the way down, suffered a blood clot and died. According to the Northwest Florida Daily News, official statements originally said that there was no sign of trauma, yet Berkland is now citing an "obvious injury to Mrs. Klausutis' head." The police will not release the autopsy because Berkland has not yet completed and filed the final copy. He claims that he has been too busy. Now where's the real story? Gary Condit? I don't think so. This is a terrifying case of hypocrisy. Both stories involve a male U.S. congressman, two females—one an intern for the Federal Bureau of Prisons and the other a constituent services aide. Only one has a body and the medical examiner's statement that the death was accidental. The grip on what will and what will not be reported will grow tighter very soon. On September 5, the Senate Intelligence Committee will hold a one-day hearing on an official secrets act, which will then be poised to pass Congress this fall. President Clinton vetoed this bill, but, if it passes again, George W. Bush will most definitely sign it. With an official secrets act, any government employee who discloses unauthorized information will be subject to criminal prosecution, even if the material does not endanger national security—and, if it is anything like Britain's Official Secrets Act, journalists and anyone else who gains access to information that falls under the act will also be subject to prosecution and imprisonment. The Pentagon Papers, Watergate, Iran-Contra? Forget about it. This pretty much would put the lid on investigating the federal government, since most journalists rely on inside information to expose corruption. I'd advise calling your senators and voicing your concerns. Add to this the recent trend to jail journalists and/or confiscate their materials and the message from our current government is quite clear, "We will tell you what you can and cannot investigate."
There you have it. These are, in my humble opinion, the two key ingredients to
forming a fascist government. Disallow protest and control what the media can and
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COUNTRY SONG: After hundreds of lies
Fake alibis
PALAST: We are coming into Tallahassee. We want to
know whether George W Bush won the election or did
brother Jeb steal it for him? Our investigation suggest the
answer lies in this shuttered building and in a very
expensive contract between Governor Jeb's division of
elections and a private company named DBT, which
accidentally wiped off the voter rolls thousands of
Democratic voters. 18th floor division of elections, we have
come to ask Mr Clayton Roberts, the director, a few
questions. Roberts agreed to talk, but became a bit
uncomfortable when he learned that we had obtained the
secret DBT contract, and asked him if he knew what DBT
were up to.
CLAYTON ROBERTS: Florida Director of Elections No, I didn't
ask DBT. They do what we contract them to do. We have a
statute that says we have to have a private company to
do this. We put it out for bid, we put it out for bid, and I
think I'm done with this interview.
PALAST: Let me just show you the contract if I could Mr
Roberts. It says here in the contract that the verification is
supposed to be done by DBT. That you paid them $4
million. It could look to others don't you think that you paid
$4 million to purchase this election for the Republican
party. 95% wrong on the felon list. Mr. Roberts, could you
answer the question regarding the contract... Instead, Mr
Roberts called out State troopers. It's interesting here?
STATE TROOPER: Oh, man! Never a dull moment.
PALAST: I don't know why he had to call the police. We
hadn't gotten to our difficult questions yet! The difficult
questions are: Did Governor Jeb Bush, his Secretary of
State Katherine Harris, and her Director of Elections,
Clayton Roberts, know they had wrongly barred 22,000
black, Democrat voters before the elections? After the
elections did they use their powers to prevent the count of
20,000 votes for the Democrats? The Democrats say the
answers to both questions are yes.
COMMISSIONER: In any other country in the world, if this
had occurred, there probably would have been riots or
military troops throughout the streets.
PARTY CHAIRMAN: Al Gore won the election. He won the
popular vote and he won the vote in Florida. I think that
that's pretty clear.
VOTER: It wasn't done fairly. They shouldn't allow you to
contest an election then give you no way to contest it.
LEGISLATOR: Jeb Bush promised his brother he was going
to deliver Florida. I believe the Republicans strategy was
at all costs we deliver Florida.
CAMPAIGNER: Were people taken out of polls and stopped
from voting? Yes, I think that was not right. I smell a rat!
PALAST: This is Database Technologies. This is the
company that the state of Florida hired to remove the
names of people who committed serious crimes from the
voter lists. I have obtained a document marked
"confidential and trade secret". It says the company was
paid millions of dollars to make telephone calls to verify
they got the right names - but they didn't. There is nothing
in the state of Florida files that says they made these
telephone calls. So the question remains, why did the
Republican leaders of this state pay millions for a list that
stopped thousands of innocent Democrats from voting?
The first list from DBT included 8,000 names from Texas
supplied by George Bush's state officials. They said they
were all felons, serious criminals barred from voting. As it
turns out, almost none were. Local officials raised a ruckus
and DBT issued a new list naming 58,000 felons. But the
one county which went through the whole expensive
process of checking the new list name by name found it
was still 95% wrong. Reverend Willie Whiting was one of
those removed from voter roles after DBT wrongly labelled
him a serious criminal.
REVEREND WILLIE WHITING: I have never spent a night in
jail.
PALAST: Were you ever busted?
WHITING: No. I had a speeding ticket probably 25-30
years ago, I guess, but that's about it.
PALAST: Do you think you should be allowed to vote if you
had a speeding ticket?
WHITING: Absolutely.
PALAST: The Florida legislature likes to see young
prisoners paraded in front of the capital in old cavalry
uniforms.
PRISON GUARD: Me and superman had a fight
PRISONERS: Me and superman had a fight
PRISON GUARD: I hit him in the head with some Kryptonite
PRISONERS: I hit him in the head with some Kryptonite
PALAST: More often than not in America, the prisoner's
colour is black. Because of the way DBT generated the list,
every genuine black felon in the United States could knock
out every black voter in Florida with the same surname
and similar date of birth. That's why the NAACP is suing
Florida for violating voters' civil rights.
LARRY OTTINGER: Lawyer for NAACP Governor Bush, the
Secretary of State Katherine Harris, Clayton Roberts, the
head of elections, all knew or should have known in
advance that certain election policies and practices would
disproportionately impact low-income areas, and in
particular black citizens and other minority citizens, and
that this would disproportionately impact Democratic
voters, based on historical voting trends.
AL GORE: Thank you, Florida!
PALAST: Altogether, it looks like this cost the Democrats
about 22,000 votes in Florida, which George Bush won by
only 537 votes. The US civil rights commission is also on
the trail. They called in Bush, Harris and Roberts. Bush did
not convince his critics.
UNNAMED MAN: You screwed up this state. You sealed the
ballot.
PALAST: Commissioner Edley and his colleagues will be in
Miami tomorrow to hear from voters wrongly disqualified.
DR CHRISTOPHER EDLEY: US Civil Rights Commissioner If
you are going to do it, by all means as a matter of due
process and fairness, it's got to be done with excruciating
care. It's a democracy, the vote counts. There is a lot of
public concern that the contractor selected is a firm that
seems to have ties to the Republican party.
PALAST: They will be putting our evidence to Database
Technologies. Their vice-president told us that "manual
verification by telephone calls" does not mean ringing
people up to check they have got the right person. So
were they paid to produce a list which they knew would
name thousands of innocent black people? In fact DBT told
Newsnight that Clayton Roberts and the State of Florida:
"... wanted there to be more names than were actually
verified as being a convicted felon." So did they use their
powers to prevent the count of 20,000 votes for the
Democrats? You don't have to be black. In Palm Beach,
America's privileged nurse their tans and their anger.
UNNAMED WOMAN: I thought I voted for Al Gore but
unfortunately I voted for Pat Buchanan, and I wasn't
happy about that, because I am a Jewish voter and he
would have been the last person in the world I would
have voted for.
PALAST: Whacky butterfly ballots caused thousands in this
Democrat town to accidentally mess up and they were
refused replacement ballots promised them by state law.
JOANNE CARBONE: From the time the elections started
until that awful decision that the Supreme Court made, I
came across hundreds of people who made a mistake and
I saw over 13,000 complaints filed by people who live in
Palm Beach county.
PALAST: In all, Palm Beach voting machines misread
27,000 ballots. Jeb Bush's Secretary of State, Katharine
Harris, stopped them counting these votes by hand. She
did the same to Gadstone, one of Florida's blackest,
poorest and most Democrat counties, where machines
failed to count one in eight ballots. Again Harris stopped
the hand count. This alone cost Gore another 700 votes, in
an election in which Harris declared George Bush winner
by only 537 votes.
KATHARINE HARRIS: In accordance with the laws of the
State of Florida, I hereby declare Governor George W Bush
the winner of Florida's 25 electoral votes for the President
of the United States.
PALAST: Harris was a busy woman. In charge of Florida's
vote count and co-chair of Bush's presidential campaign.
LOIS FRANKEL: Had she really been unbiased? Wouldn't
the appropriate actions for her to be to say - let's really
get to the bottom of this election and let's make sure
every vote is counted.
PALAST: Lois Frankel represents Palm Beach, in the State
legislature where she leads the Democratic opposition.
FRANKEL: She wanted George Bush to win. She
interpreted every rule, every law in a way to help George
Bush.
PALAST: We are driving down to Miami to witness an
American ritual. In Britain, you count the votes, then
announce the winner. In Florida they declare the winner
first and here we are, still counting the votes.
WOMAN'S VOICE: She is showing the ballot in front of the
light. They can see the light through where the chads
have been punched through. Then she holds it in front
because sometimes you can see things in different light.
They have a whole column.
PALAST: Normally these are machine-read, right?
UNNAMED WOMAN: Right.
PALAST: They are carefully going through the 179,855
uncounted ballots that Harris did not want tallied. They'll
know the winner next month. Sources tell Newsnight that
Gore's ahead by 20,000 votes. The Biltmore, grandest
hotel in Miami. Democrats are upstairs eating with their
richest friends charging $5,000 a plate. Let's see if we can
get in. Not far away from the millionaires on the balcony a
voter had taken hostages at gun point protesting against
the election fraud. But here it is back to champagne
politics as usual. One Democrat whispered they would
have done the same as Katharine Harris if they had the
chance. But another, party chairman, Bob Poe remains
bitter about this.
BOB POE: Chairman, Florida Democrats Jeb Bush,
Katharine Harris, Clay Roberts did everything they could to
stop every legitimate count of the vote. And that's what
did us in.
PALAST: All fingers point to the Jeb Bush crew in
Tallahassee. Investigators want to breakthrough the iron
shutters.
EDLEY: I have to say that thus far we have been
disappointed by the explanations, or perhaps I should say
the lack of explanation provided by the state officials.
When we spoke with the Governor and the Secretary of
State and even with the Director of the Bureau of Elections
underneath the Secretary of State, they were pointing
fingers at everybody else, saying "look it wasn't our
responsibility", they were in charge, which is a
disheartening disquieting thing for us to hear - who should
be held accountable for what clearly was a system that
broke down.
PALAST: State officials point the finger at the counties and
say it is their responsibility to check if the names on the
list are real felons before disqualifying them. Clayton
Roberts says his job is just to pass on the list. Roberts
now admits he didn't bother to check with DBT, if innocent
people were on it.
ROBERTS: Please turn off that camera.
PALAST: Off camera he said: We did not call and say did
you check the list again... the whole tenor of this is like OK
you screwed up you didn't check with DBT and if you want
to hang this on me that's fine. It is certainly fine for
George W Bush. Even if investigators conclude that Jeb
Bush and the Republicans conspired to steal this election,
the man in that house for the next four years will be
George W Bush.
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Fast Track A Way To Dump Democracy By Patti Goldman A little more than a year and a half ago, thousands marched in Seattle to demand that trade institutions, such as the World Trade Organization, respect the world environment and the creatures that inhabit it. Environmentalists joined unions, family farmers and religious leaders to complain that the WTO has put our laws to protect endangered species, forests, air quality and food safety at risk. Now Congress is threatening to bargain away our democracy in order to accelerate passage of new trade agreements. When Congress returns from its August recess, it may consider giving the president what is known as "fast-track" authority to negotiate trade agreements without ordinary congressional and public oversight. Fast-track authority allows the president to negotiate trade agreements in secret. The final agreements are submitted to Congress only when they are a done deal. Congressional hearings and debate are sharply limited and the entire package must be voted up or down within an inflexible and extremely short period of time. Fast-track authority is anti-democratic. It gives the president unaccountable power to decide the terms of trade agreements. As the WTO meeting made clear, trade agreements are not simply about tariffs any more. They establish rules that determine the viability of health and environmental protections. The WTO and the North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA) give other countries the right to challenge our environmental laws as unfair trade barriers. Mexico and Malaysia have done so with our dolphin and sea turtle protections and Venezuela with our air pollution laws, to name a few examples. These challenges are resolved by trade officials who hear arguments and make decisions behind closed doors. In the face of threatened trade challenges, the United States has allowed pesticide residues on food that do not meet U.S. standards. Minnesota has waived its purchasing preference for recycled paper in the face of Canadian claims that it would disadvantage paper produced from logging native forests. NAFTA goes further and gives corporations the right to sue for monetary damages when laws harm their foreign investments. The first such challenge to a chemical ban resulted in repeal of the ban and payment of millions of dollars. More recently, Methanex Corp., a Canadian-based corporation, filed a NAFTA claim for $970 million for losses, including a decline in stock value, from California's phase-out of a toxic gasoline additive that has contaminated drinking water. These investor lawsuits can be tantamount to blackmail. A foreign corporation can insist on being paid a hefty sum to stop marketing a product that causes harm. Trade agreements make fundamental policy choices that create winners and losers. How much definitive scientific proof is required before a country can ban harmful chemicals, like asbestos? Can a country limit trade based on the harmful effects of logging, fishing or factory production? Can a local government sponsor eco-labeling or limit its own purchases to sustainably produced wood? Can the United States restrict imports of cheap Canadian timber produced with heavy government subsidies and by clear-cutting virgin forests right to the banks of salmon streams? In the United States, people have a voice when laws addressing these fundamental questions are debated and enacted. The people also should have a voice before these rights are traded away. Our democratic system thrives on checks and balances, as well as on public accountability. Fast-track authority sacrifices both. It truncates the congressional oversight provided through hearings and debate and eliminates the congressional power to amend. Trade agreements are a fait accompli by the time they are submitted to Congress. The public is kept in the dark about the terms of the agreement and cannot work through elected members of Congress to alter terms harmful to the public interest. While the WTO has earned a reputation as an institution unresponsive to public demands and input, we live in a democracy. Congress can control and shape the laws that govern U.S. consideration and approval of trade agreements. Congress should not jettison democratic lawmaking for the sake of rushing into new trade agreements. We are not against trade; in fact, trade is important to the region's economy. However, recent trade deals have been stacked against the environment, putting profits above people and the environment. Congress has a responsibility to insist that trade agreements safeguard our environmental laws. This power should not be traded away. © 2001 Patti Goldman |
![]() Hevesi’s Lame Defense Offends Common Sense Even the dullest campaign can provide a peek into the political underworld. In New York’s Mayoral race, that moment of tabloid truth arrived when Alan Hevesi suddenly had to explain an unusual favor he once performed for a major contributor—and all of his opponents except one rushed to his defense. The most sensational aspect of the story has become well-known, and Mr. Hevesi hotly disputes it. From the files of an obscure lawsuit between members of the wealthy Lowinger family, a document emerged in which a former Lowinger employee claimed to have witnessed Mr. Hevesi accept cash in 1997 from family patriarch Maurice Lowinger, since deceased. The former employee recently confirmed to The Observer that she was certain the Comptroller had pocketed an envelope filled with cash, which had been withdrawn from a bank earlier that same day on Lowinger’s orders. While it is hard to imagine why this former employee would have invented such a peculiar and damning incident, it is also hard to believe that the Comptroller would take a cash payment, especially in front of witnesses. In fact, there is really no reason to think of him as corruptible at all. No reason, that is, except for certain things Mr. Hevesi said in his own defense. While Mr. Hevesi denied the bribe allegation, the Comptroller and his aides corroborated other significant aspects of the woman’s account. They confirmed that the meeting with Lowinger had taken place. They admitted that Mr. Hevesi discussed a favor that Lowinger wanted. And they further admitted that Mr. Hevesi agreed to set up a business meeting between a Lowinger firm and Bell Atlantic. He instructed one of his top aides to make the call, and the favor was done. (Lowinger hoped to sell telephone equipment to the phone company; they weren’t buying.) Why did Mr. Hevesi use his office to arrange a business meeting between two private firms? Being a wealthy businessman’s gofer has nothing whatsoever to do with the responsibilities of the Comptroller’s office. But by his own account, he immediately jumped to fulfill the Lowinger request. Mr. Hevesi may have acted in part because of the friendship between his family and the Lowingers that dated back to prewar Budapest, as he suggested. That would have been an improper motive for official action, although sentimentally excusable. But he also surely remembered that members of the Lowinger family had donated more than $60,000 to his campaign treasury, a motive that seems considerably less sentimental and more improper. And why would Bell Atlantic executives agree to the Comptroller’s request that they meet with a vendor whose previous overtures they had already rejected? They consented for the same reason that Lowinger approached Mr. Hevesi: He was and is a powerful public official wielding authority that might directly affect the telecom company’s interests. He can ensure that the company’s bills for services to the City of New York are paid on time, and that any disputes over those bills are resolved swiftly and amicably. Of still greater interest to any big firm is Mr. Hevesi’s role as chief overseer of the city’s public-employee pension funds. He embodies a major institutional investor whose funds have typically held hundreds of millions of dollars’ worth of Bell Atlantic stock in recent years. When a big investor calls—even with a transparently ridiculous or obnoxious request—the wise corporate manager endeavors to cooperate. Mr. Hevesi’s conduct in this episode would appear to violate the city’s ethics code, which prohibits him and other officials from using their office and staff for extraneous, self-serving purposes. Both he and his spokeswoman claimed that what the Comptroller did for Lowinger was not only ethically acceptable, but mundane and even laudable. He said he does the same kind of thing for others "all the time." His spokeswoman said, "It is something public officials do. Helping New York companies is what public officials do." Actually, what public officials do—or are supposed to do—is serve the public, not their campaign contributors. Mr. Hevesi’s claim that this favor for Lowinger somehow served the public interest is preposterous. If he regularly performs such peculiar services for his contributors, he doesn’t belong in any position of public trust. Equally disturbing was the demeaning defense offered by Peter Vallone and Fernando Ferrer, candidates for Mayor and veterans of old clubhouse machines where the motto is "Quid pro quo." They sounded as if they agreed that public officials should do the bidding of campaign contributors. Campaign-finance reform has yet to improve the mentality of some politicians.
Only Mark Green understood the basic ethical issues in the Lowinger matter. He was able to say that he
would do no such thing and never had. For a city government confronting corruption every day, his
dissent suggests a stark distinction between him and his rivals, and one of his most compelling
qualifications to become New York’s next Mayor.
"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." ... George Orwell
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![]() Best Part Of A Summer Vacation: No News By Gene Lyons Some people proudly call themselves news junkies, as if an encyclopedic knowledge of, say, Sen. Tim Hutchinson's love life or the Chandra Levy case indicated public-spirited virtue. Not me. Keeping up with the daily catalogue of atrocity, outrage, folly, sheer nonsense and electronically amplified gossip we call news has become an occupational necessity. But the habit of filling your mind with junk information can also become an addiction as difficult to shake as booze or cigarettes. Any journalist who doesn't keep that in mind can become dangerously obsessed. That's what I learned on my first vacation in years, two weeks of media deprivation therapy at an old friend's ranch along the Shields River roughly 45 miles north of Livingston, Mont. Avoiding the news wasn't my motive for heading to Montana. Mostly, I wanted to beat the August heat and visit a close friend I hadn't seen in years. Like me, Ansel started out to be a literary academic. We met in graduate school at the University of Virginia. My first memory of Ansel was delivering a paper on Faulkner, in the course of which he paused, scratched his head and pulled a large, gray object from his thick hair. "Tick," he said calmly, depositing the swollen arachnid in the wastebasket before resuming his analysis of "Absalom, Absalom!" He'd been squirrel hunting, he explained privately, hardly an everyday pastime for University of Virginia Ph.D. candidates. Married the same year, our wives also became confidants. Ansel ended up writing his dissertation on Henry James, an author I find paralyzingly abstruse. Otherwise, we always found plenty to talk about. Friendships established in youth, I've found, are increasingly hard to duplicate in later years. For reasons too tedious to recount, neither of us flourished as academics. But where I drifted into writing, Ansel did something more adventurous: He bought a small, remote Virginia farm and put his formidable energy, intelligence and willpower to work learning livestock breeding and genetics. No hippie dropout, he soon become one of the half-dozen most successful breeders of Suffolk sheep in the world. His rams and ewes are in great demand all over the U.S. and Canada. Ansel has always liked living at the end of the road, but he's outdone himself this time. His new spread, modest by Montana standards, sits near the headwaters of a tributary of the Yellowstone River on a gravel road 17 miles from a town of 500. His log home commands a panoramic view of the Crazy Mountains. The first thing you notice is the silence. On a warm August afternoon when the cows are bedded down in aspen thickets and the sheep doze in the sagebrush, the only audible sounds are crows calling and the occasional scream of a hawk. At night, the coyotes sing, and Ansel's two Great Pyrenees sheep dogs woof back, warning them to stay away. The basset hounds snore on the couch. Ansel couldn't get a daily newspaper if he wanted one, which he doesn't. He subscribes to no news mags apart from The Washington Post weekly edition. He can't pick up NPR on the radio and doesn't own a computer. No Luddite, he uses his satellite TV almost entirely to indulge his (and my) passion for baseball. He avoids TV news altogether. He'd no more think of watching "Meet the Press" than of shaving his head. So what did I do on my summer vacation? Bucked hay, helped dig a ditch, kept cows at bay while Ansel gelded calves, held sheep down while he administered medication, drove to town for tractor parts, kibitzed while he fixed the bush hog, read novels, spent hours ridge riding on an Appaloosa gelding named "Traveler," watched a bunch of Cubs and Rockies games, and sat on the porch sipping adult beverages and watching the clouds drift over the Crazies. Perfect.
North of Kansas City on the way home, two Missouri state troopers pulled me over for
reasons they never made clear. After demanding I.D., ordering me out of my truck and patting
me down, they sat me in their patrol car and asked a bunch of questions seemingly intended to
figure out if I were the harmless individual my driver's license said I was. After learning where
I'd come from and what I did for a living, the trooper behind me in the back seat informed me
that he was a big Fox News fan and that Chandra Levy was still missing. Otherwise, he assured
me, nothing worth knowing had happened while I was gone. I said that sounded right to me, and
they turned me loose and sent me on my way.
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Rumsfeld Defends Missile Defense Funds By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS WASHINGTON (AP) -- Cutting the Pentagon's $8.3 billion request for missile defense spending in 2002 would undermine and delay important research and testing, Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld said Thursday. Some Democratic lawmakers are pushing for a $1.3 billion reduction in the Pentagon's request for the fiscal year that begins Oct. 1. The $8.3 billion for missile defense is $3 billion more than this year. It is, by far, the largest increase in the Bush administration's defense program from the Clinton administration's. ``If you take $1.3 billion out of some portion of it, it's big,'' Rumsfeld said. ``As a percentage, it's enormous, it's very harmful. It moves everything to the right, it delays things. It causes a change in the program that has been put together'' to test a wide variety of missile defense technologies. Sen. Ted Stevens of Alaska, the top Republican on the Senate Appropriations Committee, criticized the idea of cutting money from missile defense, saying it was for research and development only. ``I think they're making a great mistake,'' Stevens said in an interview Thursday. ``It doesn't have anything to do with deployment. They're cutting money that was requested by President Clinton.'' Sen. Jeff Sessions, R-Ala., said about half of President Bush's requested $3.3 billion increase for missile defense was for theater missile systems. ``So we really only have a modest increase over Clinton's budget for national missile defense.'' Sessions is on the Armed Services strategic subcommittee that was voting in secret Thursday on the proposed $1.3 billion cut in missile defense spending. Sen. Carl Levin, D-Mich., chairman of the Senate Armed Services Committee, declined immediate comment on the proposed amount of the cut or where that money would be spent. At a Pentagon news conference Thursday, Rumsfeld expressed confidence that once both the Senate and House complete work on the 2002 defense budget, they will give the administration the full $329 billion it has requested, including the $8.3 billion for missile defense. The total is $18.4 billion more than Bush proposed in February and $33 billion more than the 2001 budget. ``I have every confidence that we'll end up with our budget,'' Rumsfeld said. ``The truth is, we do need every nickel.'' Although defense gets the largest single amount of discretionary spending in the entire federal budget, about one-third of a trillion dollars, the Armed Services Committee has done all of its work on it behind closed doors. Levin also required the members to remain silent about the work until the bill is done. By contrast, the House Armed Services Committee -- and its subcommittees -- held open meetings where members offered and voted on amendments, and House members and staffers were free to discuss the issues and decisions. Levin has argued that the Bush administration is keeping Congress in the dark about whether and when it would conduct missile defense research and testing that would conflict with the 1972 Anti-Ballistic Missile treaty. Levin wants the administration to clarify its intentions before his committee acts on the spending request. Bush has said he intends to withdraw from the treaty. Rumsfeld said it is too soon to know when that might happen. In Senate testimony Wednesday, Rumsfeld said efforts in the Senate to delay the Pentagon's missile defense work would make it harder to strike a deal with the Russians on replacing the ABM treaty with an arrangement that allowed for national missile defenses.
``To the extent the Russians develop a perception that the United States is not interested in going
forward in providing defense against ballistic missiles or that we're split on that issue, obviously
it's in their interest to not come to any agreements with us,'' he told a Senate appropriations
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1. An agreement to perform together an illegal, wrongful, or subversive act.
Horror film fans will recognize the following dramatic convention:
A well-scrubbed American family moves into a rambling farmhouse in the middle of nowhere. For about a week ?
twenty minutes in movie years ? the family is happier than they have ever been. Mom plants a garden, Dad
throws sticks for the dog, the children do a lot of giggling and running through fields of wildflowers.
One day, Dad is in the bathroom washing up after another jolly good romp with Rover, when all of a
sudden he notices that the tap water has turned a suspicious shade of red, the walls seem to be
breathing, and there is a disembodied head hovering above the laundry hamper. It is speaking in Latin.
Dad squeezes his eyes shut and begins to hyperventilate. The audience knows this is the wrong
response. A much better approach would be to run down the stairs screeching like a scalded dog,
pack up the family, and move into the Motel Six, at least until a suitable exorcist can be located.
But no.
Dad’s no sissy. So this bastion of American manliness wipes his face, tells himself he must be coming down with
something, and adjusting the pleats in his Dockers, strolls nonchalantly out of the bathroom to join his family for
the evening meal. Later, when his wife starts levitating in the middle of the night and the children are sucked into
the television set, it will be a little harder for Dad to ignore the fact that his new house is trying to kill him.
But for now, Dad tells himself, "Relax. It is only the wind."
Why does this hackneyed scene work so well although it is drawn time and again from the horror filmmaker’s
toolbox? Perhaps it is because every American raised with the proper amount of cognitive repression
understands that if an otherwise rational person seriously broaches the subject of "spooky stuff" around
the water cooler, it is the cultural equivalent of farting in church.
Just ask a conspiracy theorist. (By the way, how did you feel when you read the words, "conspiracy theory"?
Did you recoil just a little? Do you now feel like you will have to struggle to keep an open mind about the
words that follow? If so, the government has done its job. Read on.)
This month’s Nexus Magazine contains an interesting article by Donald W. Scott called,
"Mycoplasmas and Neurosystemic Diseases," http://www.nexusmagazine.com/mycoplasma.html
Although considered a fringe publication by some, there is nothing in Mr. Scott’s article that suggests
the presence of a tinfoil hat. The first portion of the piece deals with the mechanisms by which pathogenic
mycoplasm infects a host cell. Scott then takes us on a trip down memory lane to the idyllic days of the
1950’s when Mom was planting a garden, Dad was throwing a stick for the dog, and the Pentagon, in
conjunction with the Canadian government, decided it might be a nice idea to test their new biological
weapons on the city of Winnipeg.
The chemical deployed was a watered down version of the real deal, but it was still enough to sicken one
third of the Winnipeg population. Symptoms ranged from a sore throat to ringing in the ears. In order to
obtain official cooperation, the Pentagon told the mayor of Winnipeg that they were testing a "chemical
fog…that would protect Winnipeg in the event of a nuclear attack."
Now if Mr. Scott had trotted this information our prior to May 14, 1997, he would have almost certainly
be labeled a "conspiracy theorist." But on that day, the Pentagon called a press conference where they
admitted the whole sordid affair. How nice of them to come clean forty years after the fact.
As it turns out, the same biological agent tested on the unsuspecting citizens of Winnipeg may be capable
of producing a number of strategically useful illnesses such as AIDS, multiple sclerosis, and chronic fatigue
syndrome. Whether or not you believe that the Cold War Era scientific community possessed the
technological sophistication to whip up a batch of jiffy germs, it is clear that the army though it could.
Scott reports that upon discharge from the service, one bacteriological warfare specialist who routinely
handled the mycoplasmic goop received papers informing him that if he were to develop multiple sclerosis
within two years of leaving the service, he was entitled to disability compensation which is "payable to
eligible veterans whose disabilities are due to service."
Now I cannot remember when I first heard gay activists propose that AIDS was a government gig, but I believe
it was sometime in the late eighties. The earliest information I could find on the internet was dated 1990,
although another article made reference to the work of Dr. Robert B. Strecker who stumbled upon evidence
of this in 1983. Whatever the original source, by the early nineties, this was a pretty hot topic of conversation,
and proponents of the idea that AIDS was a made to order Pentagon disease were promptly labeled
"conspiracy theorists." As with the government’s role in weaponizing biological agents in order to enhance the
likelihood of multiple sclerosis, whether or not you believe they were successful, there is ample proof that the
military intended to develop an AIDS-like illness. At a House Appropriations hearing in 1969, the Defense
Department's Biological Warfare (BW) division requested funds to develop a new disease that would both
resist and break down a victim's immune system, ("A Higher Form of Killing: The Secret Story of Chemical
and Biological Warfare," by R. Harris and J. Paxman). It should be noted that the Appropriations Committee
approved the funds.
We have proof of intent and proof of motive. In many cases we have the government equivalent of receipts
for funds to implement covert operations. We have enough evidence to withstand cross-examination by
Judge Wapner, for Heaven’s sake, yet somehow, when it comes down to the nuts and bolts of assembling the
pieces, the American public tells itself, "Relax. It is only the wind."
Well there are winds, and there are typhoons, and the same decade that saw the Pentagon emerge as the Betty
Crocker of germ warfare, begat a biological threat of a different sort. On April 13, 1953, the CIA birthed a
hideous child known as MKULTRA. Operating on the principle that it might be more fun to drive people insane
rather than just kill them outright, an early project draft asks, "Can we get control of an individual to the point
where he will do our bidding against his will and even against the fundamental laws of nature such as
self-preservation?" How would it be possible to get a person in such a useful state? The R & D boys came up
with a two-pronged attack plan. One approach was strictly pharmaceutical, with LSD as the drug of choice.
The second approach was to use the drugs in combination with physical stressors such as sleep deprivation,
verbal degradation, sensory deprivation, starvation, and electro-shock. Some of the human subjects used in
these bizarre experiments were volunteers, but some were not. Some of the subjects lived to tell a
Congressional investigating committee their story; others did not.
One who did not was Dr. Frank Olson who hurled himself out of a tenth floor window after a meeting with
Sidney Gottlieb who headed the CIA’s Technical Services Staff. Olson was a scientist for the U.S. Army’s
Chemical Corps Special Operations Division. Gottlieb was, at the time, experimenting with the effects of
tossing hallucinogens in the punch bowls of unsuspecting citizens. Suicide, of course, was not the desired
outcome of the MKULTRA experiments. In order for a subject to be useful, he or she had to be alive and
programmable. Popular media refers to this state as being "brain-washed," a word that conjures mental
pictures of Grade B spy flicks where evil Communists with bad accents stick bamboo shoots under the
fingernails of a relentlessly square-jawed American agent. The technical mechanisms employed by the CIA,
however, were far more sophisticated than bamboo shoots, and the ultimate effect was to create an individual
who could dissociate their personality on cue. The beauty of this plan was that test subjects manipulated in
this manner would present themselves as a bunch of loonies should they ever attempt to expose the agency.
To that end, the CIA partnered with at least 80 different institutions, including 44 colleges and universities,
15 research foundations or chemical and pharmaceutical companies, 12 hospitals and clinics, and 3 penal
institutions. This is all a matter of public record, (http://142.176.17.31/~pjproject/Mkultra/), documented
by the Congressional Church committee. Everything from hypnosis to psycho-surgery was employed, in
combination with drugs and what amounted to ritual abuse, in order to find the recipe for the perfect
programmable spy.
Many of those responsible for these grotesque experiments are still alive and gainfully employed by
the U.S. government or associated research facilities. And the survivors of these atrocities are still out
there as well, American citizens who are living testimonies to some of the most horrendous human
rights violations we have witnessed in our lifetime.
But how many of us have even heard of MKULTRA? Discredited as "conspiracy theorists," the MKULTRA
survivors continue to wage a desperate campaign to keep this important piece of our history alive, and
many insist that the CIA is still engaged in the unsavory practice of testing their latest widgets on
the unwitting and unwary public. They insist that the project has not, in fact, ceased, but has merely
changed shift supervisors, with privately funded contractors tied to the government taking up where the
CIA left off. Anyone familiar with the wheeling and dealings of the Iran-Contra years and the bogus drug
wars in Columbia would recognize these tactics. Yet these people who have first-hand experience with just
how low our government can go, are consistently marginalized and dismissed, the "conspiracy theorist"
label effectively doing its job.
Award-winning journalist Robert Parry gave an excellent speech in Santa Monica on March 28, 1993.
The subject of the speech was Iran-Contra, and he tells a compelling tale of government conspiracy and
media duplicity. The full text of this speech can be found at http://www.copi.com/articles/rparry_a.html
There is a part of the speech where Parry talks of how he was asked to investigate a project known as
"October Surprise." Many readers will recognize this as the ploy of the Reagan-Bush machine seeking to
sabotage the Carter campaign by delaying the release of the hostages in Iran until after his re-election
bid. States Parry, "…obviously for a long time the North network was just a 'crazy conspiracy theory',
and then the idea that Bush was involved was a 'crazy conspiracy theory', and the idea that there was a
cover-up was a 'crazy conspiracy theory', and I'd seen all these conspiracy theories actually turn out to be
true, so I really didn't want to discount anything without having looked at it carefully." This is not,
by the way, just a good tip for investigative journalists. It is wise advice for all responsible
citizens, regardless of career aspirations.
But how to discover the truth? Parry states, "What I think is the bottom line…is that we are in great
danger of losing our grasp of reality. Our history has been taken away from us in key ways. We’ve been lied
to often. And important things have been blocked from us." In other words, the water from the spigot has
turned to blood before, and the walls were breathing in a not-so-distant place and at a not-so-distant
time. Yet still we manage to compose ourselves, go to work, go to the Mall, go over the river and through
the woods to Grandmother’s house, rushing here and there with no sense of history and no sense of reality
attached to our past. We are in a perpetual state of the omnipresent Present.
In the 1970’s, we discovered that the "conspiracy theories" of the ‘50’s and ‘60’s were reality. People
were, in fact, being "brain-washed" in experiments conducted by our own government against innocent,
unwilling American citizens. People suffered as a result of these experiments, and in some cases, people
died. Some of the "test subjects" are still suffering today.
In the late ‘80’s and early ‘90’s, we discovered that the conspiracy theories of a previous decade were
reality. Yes indeed, our government did trade arms for hostages, they did train mercenaries, and they did
conspire to overthrow a peaceful and orderly Latin American country. Children were massacred, women were
raped, men were tortured.
What will we discover in the year 2010? Will we find that ugly and unspeakable things happened during
Election 2000? Will we learn the truth about Dick Cheney’s closed-door meetings on energy and social
security? Will we like what we discover? Will we finally glimpse the master plan behind Star Wars and
FCC deregulatory rulings? Or have we all simply become so used to the Latin-speaking, disembodied head that
we invite it to go bowling instead of demanding that it return to the dark place from whence it came?
George Santayana once said those who do not learn the lessons of history are doomed to repeat them.
The house of democracy has been haunted by evil spirits in the past. We have discovered that there
really is a hand living under the bed and a Boogey man dwelling in our closet. Yet time and again, those who
point these things out to us are labeled conspiracy theorists, while we pat ourselves on the backs and
congratulate ourselves for being pillars of rational thought.
It would seem that the true gatekeepers at the Citadel of Sanity are those who are cooling their heels at the
Motel Six and biding their time until the exorcist arrives. The rest of us shift uncomfortably in our La-Z-boy
recliners, a gnawing feeling of familiarity in the pits of our stomachs, and as the eleven o’clock news spews out
a torrent of clever sound bites and glitzy photo-ops, we turn to each other and say, "Relax. It is only the wind."
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There is method to the president's madness, as he spelled out in his press conference Friday,
proclaiming that the prospect of government red ink is "incredibly positive news" because it will
produce "a fiscal straitjacket for Congress."
Get it? The plan is to bankrupt the national government so we can be reduced to life as it's lived in
Texas, where the rich make out like bandits playing with public funds, as George W. did on that stadium
deal, while the rest of the folks scramble. Texas politicians, including three presidents in the past 40
years, always make sure their companies are fed well at the Washington trough, even if it means going
to war. Whatever the state of the federal budget, Bush is not going to be tight with the dollar when it
comes to a bloated military, because big oil still needs that stick of U.S. military intervention to protect
its investments abroad.
Why else do we need a military big enough to fight two wars at once except to protect U.S.
investments that stretch from the Caspian Sea to the Persian Gulf? Think of it as a Social Security
program--or more accurately, welfare--for military contractors and energy companies, led by
Halliburton, where Dick Cheney hustled his quick millions.
Bush never believed in a progressive federal government, including its programs for seniors, but he
had to pretend otherwise to win over moderate voters. Now he blithely offers a recession he helped
create and a war that he's not yet managed to find as a rationale for stealing from seniors: "I've said
that the only reason we should use Social Security funds is in the case of an economic recession or
war." That was Friday, but Monday the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office said that this year $9
billion must be taken out of Social Security, thanks to Bush's tax cut and the recession. What idiocy, to
jeopardize the one domestic government program that really works. Seniors were once the poorest
people around, and now they're the most secure, thanks to the guarantee of at least a minimum income
and health care. If you buy the lie that those programs just benefit seniors, consider the crushing
burden on young families back in the good old days, when they struggled to provide for aging parents.
Try to launch a career, raise a family and still pay the health costs of Mom and Dad, and you'll get the
picture.
Unless your family happens to be super rich like the president's. For most Americans, Social
Security and Medicare are the best family values programs, and it's mind-boggling that we sit by while
a born-rich president who has never known a second of family financial insecurity threatens to pull the
safety net out from under the rest of us.
Go figure. Maybe we just find it too hard to follow the money--our money--particularly when all
those zeros are tacked on. The federal budget is $1.9 trillion, and the $328 billion that Bush wants to
give to the military must just sound like chump change. The big news, much easier to understand, is the
sex life of a hick congressman whose name the baby boomers will have forgotten 10 years from now
when they are informed that there is no money to cover the health and retirement payments owed them.
By then, the president who conned them will be back at his ranch in Crawford, chuckling about how
he really put one over. As an ex-president, he will even get cut ribbons at the umpteenth test of a
missile defense program that will still be as far as ever from working.
Of course, wasting money on the military is a time-honored tradition, but with Bush, it's truly
getting out of hand. Even Rep. Jim Nussle, the Iowa Republican who heads the House Budget
Committee, was perplexed by the administration's asking for a defense hike before Defense Secretary
Donald H. Rumsfeld had even completed his review of what the military requires: "That's unacceptable if
they are planning on getting more. We're not just going to throw money at defense again."
Sure, he will, and so will most of his colleagues, and Bush knows it. That's why the president so
smugly welcomes the shriveling of the budget surplus as good news, because it means that those
nonmilitary things the government is supposed to do but which he never approved of, such as health
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Dead Letter Office
Heil Bush,
Dear Propaganda Ansager O'Reilly,
Congratulations you have just been awarded the Vidkun Quisling Award for 2001. Your name will now live throughout history with such past award winners as Marcus Junius Brutus, Judas Iscariot, Benedict Arnold, Vidkun Quisling and last year's winner Volksjudge Antoni (light-fingers) Scalia.
Without your help shilling for us, spinning the truth, telling out right lies and ignoring the real news, holding onto power after our Coup D' Etat would have been impossible. With the help of our mutual friends, the other "Media Whores," you have made it possible for all of us to goose-step off to a brave new bank account.
Along with this award there will be an Iron Cross 2nd class presented by our glorious Fuhrer Herr Bush at a gala celebration in der Fuhrer Bunker (formally the White House) on 12-15-2001. We salute you Herr O'Reilly! Sieg Heil!
Signed,
Heil Bush
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James Arnt Aune, formerly with the Bush School at Texas A&M, however, provides a more comprehensive indictment of libertarian thinking and finds its most
striking feature is the avoidance of empirical investigation.
Or, as a Texas pol observed recently, "Bush is doing the same thing to the nation he did to Texas, and in even less time." The same thing is, obviously, the endless
Bush Jr. mantra: "Tax cuts good, regulation bad; tax cuts good, regulation bad."
Do they never stop to look at what tax cuts and deregulation achieve? There are always winners and losers under deregulation, but even the briefest summary shows
the unmistakable pattern.
Savings-and-loan dereg - $500 billion charged to the taxpayers. Enough said.
Utilities deregulation - So far, no good.
Telecommunications deregulation - As per usual, we were promised lower rates, greater choice, the magic of the marketplace, and milk and honey for all. What
we got was more telephone marketers calling during dinner. Cable rates have risen 33 percent, three times the inflation rate, since the 1996 telecom dereg debacle.
Scholars will recall that the bill was heavily influenced and indeed partly written by the industry's lobbyists, part of the pattern with dereg. Cable customers continue
to be gouged by local monopolies; there is almost no head-to-head competition.
Ditto local phone competition. Prices are up 12 percent, not down at all; the companies that were supposed to compete against the regional Bells are in bad shape, as
is competition in the long-distance field. Calls for re-regulation already abound.
Airline dereg - A mess. Most experts blame two factors: deregulation and the Federal Aviation Administration's disastrous attempt to develop a new air traffic
control system.
The 1978 deregulation did indeed make flying a form of mass transit. There are three times as many fliers today as there were 20 years ago, according to a New
York Times Magazine article of last year, and fares, on average, are 40 percent lower, adjusted for inflation.
The gradual development of near-monopolies - only the biggest survive - is also a familiar pattern in these cases. Airlines have dropped service at small communities
and routinely over-schedule at major airports. The system drifts into worse shape annually, with no end in sight, and Congress has done nothing because God
forbid that anyone should interfere with the free market.
Trucking dereg - Since dereg in the late '70s, competition has indeed driven prices down. It has also created "sweatshops on wheels," with drivers making 25
cents a mile, working 90-hour weeks. According to a series in June in The Ottawa Citizen, truckers average less than five hours' sleep a night.
The industry has also the seen the growth of scam schools that turn out poorly trained or completely untrained drivers. The trucking industry has a 150 percent
annual driver turnover rate and is short 80,000 drivers.
We could go on and on, and each of these situations should be studied in more depth, especially by those who casually make lofty pronouncements about the need
to deregulate and privatize absolutely everything. Perhaps the main point to keep in mind is that there were reasons for regulation in the first place.
Libertarians, even those who actually cover government, seem to believe that government is bent on a mindless quest for ever-greater power. In my experience,
there are only two ways something gets regulated: a public disaster of such epic proportions that people demand regulation, or the industry itself asks for regulation.
That may strike you as unlikely, but it is to be seen every session in every legislature as the watch-repairers or the lawn-sprinkler installers or some other group
arrives to demand that their high calling be regulated and practitioners certified.
In the case of natural monopolies, such as utilities and phone companies, regulation is needed for the very reasons of which we are now so unpleasantly being
reminded: A monopoly will just gouge the hell out of consumers.
I am a great believer in perpetual reform and just as annoyed by bureaucratic paperwork as anyone else, but willful stupidity in the face of evidence is also annoying.
Capitalism works well only in a carefully constructed cradle of law and regulation (Russia being one case in point). Greed is not good. Where there is greed, there is
no vision, and (not to coin a phrase) those who forget history are condemned to repeat it.
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The world has moved on……
Roland of Gilead ~ The Dark Tower Series
~ Stephen King
It is has become such a different world in the last eight years, largely due to Clinton being a President that
worked with all of the other countries we share this ball of dust with instead of against them. The problem is
that the Repubs are too blinded by their own rabid hate to clearly see the world they now inhabit. They’re living
in some kind of insular Baccarat Bubble that has somehow slipped into a time warp where all things are as they
were in 1990. But the real world, where the majority of the inhabitants of this planet live and work, has moved
on.
Terrorism and physical force are no way to help a country faced with civil rights abuses end oppression. Truly
damaging wars are no longer fought with bombs and guns; they're fought with various investments, economic
sanctions, and boycotts. Case in point - Russia.... We gave them McDonalds & Estee Lauder, they got an
opportunity to see 'democratic capitalism' in action and what happened? No more CCCP. It is going to take
some time for them to get it right, but they are on the way nonetheless. The same is on the verge of happening in
China, you don't need to bully someone into a better way of living - just show them how it works. Oh yeah,
pissing off China is a REALLY great idea. That’s right, I forgot, if we actually opened them up as the biggest
trade potential that we have, that might actually HELP the economy and CREATE jobs – we can’t have that!
That was a CLINTONIAN thing, and we know that Clintonian things are baaaaad. Yeah, like LESS arsenic in
water, and limits on CO2. Help me. Instead Twig has to create some imaginary enemy so he can pour obscene
amounts of cash into defense and arms sales, starting with his deal to Taiwan. Too bad the hot dog Chinese pilot
sent to ‘escort’ our spy plane gift decided to play Air Show. Oops. It was clearly a setup. If they weren’t
already en route to China they would have flown to Vietnam. The media should be screaming foul in all of this,
but instead they praise Smirk's false diplomacy, when it was Powell who issued the ‘apology’.
Unfortunately, all we are showing the world now is how to pull off a blood-free coup, repay all the big money
campaign contributors, and give the impression that Americans are an ugly, selfish, greedy people whose
collective bottom line is to put more cash in the hands of the super rich, while blindly believing their
government controlled media. "As long as I can live in my comfy little universe…" So what if we trash the
world making our 1% richer? Add to that the bad light it puts on Democracy itself because the spotlight has been
so highly focused on it's fragility.....
Silly Republicans - they ditched the most important economics class of the last century and somehow believe if
1% of the citizenry get 46% of the money, the economy will ‘recover’. Recover? It was in great shape until
Weak & Stupid started talking it down, the population doubted his mandate and lost confidence in the Market.
The Dot.Com downturn (readjustment - the internet isn't going away) is only a tiny part of the big picture.
The problem is that Trickle Down is a myth and doesn’t work. The Super Rich don’t spend money like the
Middle Class. The median income families of this country have always been the largest consumers, pouring a
higher percentage of their money into the economy trying to make a better life for themselves and their families,
while the Super Rich put the majority of their cash into offshore tax shelters and bank accounts. However,
over the last several years corporate greed has taken over the economy. CEOs are making record incomes while
their employees who make them their huge profits in the first place, are not seeing wage increases that match the
cost of living. And in many cases have taken pay and benefit cuts– or have taken on larger workloads without
an increase in salary to match so they won’t lose their jobs. The Middle Class no longer have the expendable
income to put back into the economy. They have slowed down their consuming to make ends meet, and with the
looming tax gift to the rich on the horizon, may even stop altogether.
The long range result? Let’s see….. Large companies with huge inventories of product with no one to buy
them….. Some of the Super Rich CEOs cut bait altogether and close up shop, so they can keep their obscene
nest eggs they’ve accumulated and go live on the 9th hole at Pebble Beach, while their laid off employees apply
for unemployment and spend their retirement accounts trying to remain off the street. While other CEOs cut
back on personnel and invest their own money to keep the business afloat. Either scenario doesn’t put the
money back into the hands of the main consumers.
What happened to getting honest pay for an honest day’s work? Walt Disney Company Chairman and CEO
Michael Eisner is one of the obscene earners while his employees are some of the lowest paid in the industry.
Top that off with having trouble at first staffing the opening of the new theme park California Adventure, but
still laying off over 4000 employees. Disney was the last studio to offer their employees Domestic Partner
insurance and only then because they were forced by staff turnover. Why stay when you can get a better salary
and benefits at Dreamworks? Oh, yeah….. it’s the Glory of working for Disney! Sorry, but glory won’t pay
my rent.
How much money does Michael Eisner, Bill Gates, and for that matter Smirk’s entire cabinet need? How did
so many members of our society become sociopaths without any feelings regarding the welfare of their fellow
man? Especially with a pResident who claims Jesus Christ is his favorite philosopher? Has he ever even read
the Bible? What a joke Smirk’ Easter Message was, "that, in the end, even death itself will be defeated.''
Whaaaaat????? Er, uhm, as I recall, Christ died for man’s sins, and was resurrected because he was THE
LORD. Whatshu talkin’ bout W? Do you think YOU can defeat death? Who do you really think you are…?
Even Robin Hood’s economic plan had its heart in the right place. But then, I am sure Smirk has never read
Robin Hood. It’s a book.
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To End On A Happy Note ... Of Course, He's To Blame
Sung to the tune of "A Horse With No Name"
(instrumental intro)
It's the first part of the century,
(Chorus:)
Bush stole the election, and of course, he's to blame.
It was too late; the Selected One
Bush stole the election, and of course, he's to blame.
(instrumental break)
We will find ways to set this country free
Bush stole the election, and of course, he's to blame.
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Activist Alerts "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good people to do nothing." ... Edmund Burke
http://www.orgop.org/OR2001-WesternLdrshpRegist.pdf
The Republican Leadership Conference has scheduled Katherine Harris, secretary of State, FL as a guest speaker
on Friday October 5th.
The "subjest" is VOTER FRAUD!! There is a registration form at the link above if anyone wants to attend & I
assume, learn how to commit voter fraud! Did you Florida voters know that there is a special provision in the new
Florida "Reform" to allow military to vote by FAX and WITHOUT BEING REGISTERED TO VOTE?!!
FOR FLORIDA VOTERS WHO ARE TIRED OF PAYING FOR KATHERINE HARRIS'S LUXURY TRIPS.....this is the info
given on the hotel. There are 160 luxury guest rooms at The Resort at the Mountain. Several other lodging places
are mentioned but:
Do you have any doubts as to where Katherine Harris will be staying? I would think that this is the time to write to the
unhonorable Sec. of State and tell her to pay her own damn bills. She was born with more money than God and we
should not have to pay for the flozzie to take luxury trips with Jebbie, Dubya, etc.
Something's rotten in Florida? Are we going to just sit idly by and do nothing?
Maggie
New Protests From Voter March
August 22, Wed., Voter March NY General Meeting
September 9, Hempstead, Long Island, NY, Scalia Protest
A protest is planned at the Hofstra University School of Law on Sunday,
September 9, where Antonin Scalia, one of the 5 Supreme Court Justices
who stopped the hand counting of votes in Bush v. Gore, will give a
keynote address at the Legal Ethics 2002 Conference. Scalia is scheduled
to be a speaker from 4:00 pm to 5:00 pm and at 6:00 pm there will be a
banquet in honor of Justice Antonin Scalia. The banquet will be at
Carlton on the Park at Eisenhower Park, near Hofstra University School of
Law. Hofstra University is located in Hempstead, Long island, about 25
miles east of Manhattan, less than an hour away by train or automobile.
September 24, Monday, United Nations, New York City
To protest Bush at his appearance and speech at the General Assembly of
the United Nations. We will gather before noon at Dag Hammarskjold
Plaza Park at 47th Street and First Avenue in Manhattan. Voter March has
a permit pending and is inviting all pro-democracy groups to join in
with this protest action. We will have a stage and sound system. For
additional information, contact info@votermarch.org
For updates and additional information on all these events, see
Voters March
SUPPORT THE OREGON DEMOCRATS' PROPOSAL TO IMPEACH THE FELONIOUS
FIVE!
Here's what you can do to help:
2. Contact your local and/or state Democratic Party office urging them to also
support the resolution.
3. Contribute to the Democratic Party of Oregon. We plan to continue to promote
this resolution and your contribution, no matter how small, will help us in this fight
for democracy. Click on Democratic Party of Oregon to send your support today!
Was it the worst Supreme Court decision in US history, as
American University Constitutional scholar Jamin Raskin has
suggested? Considering that Raskin is a staunch civil rights
advocate, the very thought that he would rank Bush v. Gore
lower than both the Dred Scott and Plessy rulings is instructive.
Nor does Raskin stand alone in his opinion of this judicial coup.
Justice John Paul Stevens: "One thing, however, is certain.
Although we may never know with complete certainty the identity
of the winner of this year's Presidential election, the identity of the
loser is perfectly clear. It is the Nation's confidence in the judge as
an impartial guardian of the rule of law. I respectfully dissent."
Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg: "In sum, the Court's
conclusion that a constitutionally adequate recount is impractical is
a prophecy the Court's own judgment will not allow to be tested.
Such an untested prophecy should not decide the Presidency of the
United States. I dissent." And related is the unsigned per curiam
decision of the Scalia 5, a transparent attempt to try to avoid
history's scarlet letter.
Hendrik Hertzberg, former presidential speechwriter: "The
election of 2000 was not stolen. It was expropriated."
David Kairys, Temple University: "We had a constitutional
crisis, and it was Bush v. Gore. History will not be kind."
Suzanna Sherry, Vanderbilt University: "There is really very little way to reconcile this opinion other than that
they wanted Bush to win."
Jeffrey Rosen, legal scholar: "They have...made it impossible for citizens of the United States to sustain any
kind of faith in the rule of law as something larger than the self-interested political preferences of William
Rehnquist, Antonin Scalia, Clarence Thomas, Anthony Kennedy, and Sandra Day O'Connor."
Randall Kennedy, Harvard University: "But we should also insist that there be no confirmation for Scalia-like
champions of the right-wing agenda. The Supreme Court has hurt its own reputation by wrongly intervening to
ensure the victory of George W. Bush. Those who abhor what the Court did should say so and say so loudly and
clearly."
Jesse Jackson and John Sweeney: "But if it comes down for justices to the 14th amendment and the promise
of equal protection, one can only hope for the sake of the country that they consider how not counting all the votes
mirrors too closely the habits of heart and mind that brought us slavery and segregation--the original sins of our
nation that the equal protection clause sought to repair."
And, of course, Vincent Bugliosi, prosecutor of Charles Manson and author of several bestselling true-crime
books, in The Betrayal of America: ". . . the Court committed the unpardonable sin of being a knowing surrogate
for the Republican Party instead of being an impartial arbiter of the law.... [The Court searched] mightily for a
way, any way at all, to aid their choice for president, Bush, in the suppression of the truth, finally settling, in their
judicial coup d'État, on the untenable argument that there was a violation of the Fourteenth Amendment's equal
protection clause..."
Recent polls indicate the public's growing dissatisfaction with the results of the Scalia Five's decision. A survey
conducted by the Pew Research Center and Princeton Survey Research Associates (June 13-17) showed George
W. Bush's job approval rating at just 50 percent, down six points from March; the New York Times survey with
CBS News (June 14-18) put the rating at 53 percent, down seven points from March. And Democracy Corps's
Greenberg Quinlan Rosner poll (June 11-13) found that 48 percent of likely voters think the nation is currently on
the "wrong track." Perhaps most tellingly, 25 percent of voters in the Democracy Corps poll said that the phrase
"not really elected President" describes Bush "very well," with another 15 percent saying that it describes him
"well"--in other words, six months after the Scalia Five coup, 40 percent of likely voters still believe Bush was not
really elected President.
What then, is to be done?
The least we can do is know our own history, and to understand that what the Injustices did was an insult to the
dreams and ideals of Lexington and Concord, Valley Forge and Jefferson and Paine, Gettsyburg and Lincoln and
Douglass, Selma and King, Seneca Falls and Anthony, Delano and Chavez, Flint and Debs and Lewis. We can
bear witness to injustice, in the nonviolent protest tradition of Thoreau, Gandhi, King, Havel, Robinson, Chavez.
The Scalia Five's judicial coup came down on the second Tuesday last December. So, on the second Tuesday of
July, July 10, 2001, the Tuesday after the Pro-Democracy Convention in Philadelphia, the Tuesday between
Independence Day and Bastille Day, the Institute for Policy Studies and friends are calling for a peaceful,
nonviolent vigil at the Supreme Court building, at noon.
On July 10--and each Tuesday at noon from then on--let's gather at the scene of the crime, and bear witness to the
truth. The Scalia Five won't be there; but we should be.
Bring a candle or a bell, like the Czechs a decade ago. Bring a copy of the Voters' Bill of Rights, or the US
Constitution. Send an e-mail to all your friends, with your favorite quote from this list. Bring Pablo Neruda's and
Marge Piercy's poems. Bring the next generation, so they will never forget. Bring your commitment to restore,
rebuild, and expand American democracy. The Supreme Court cheated. Democracy lost. For now.
This ultra-conservative group needs donations! Lend them a helping hand by sending them a few $100 or $1000 bills ... Confederate ones! Click
here to print or download the bills. Send them to other right-wing groups as well!
And if you still want to annoy the Heritage Foundation, you can always go to their
online donation form as soon as you try to leave the page, a pop-up window appears asking why you decided not to donate. Give them an explanation, but remember to be polite!
We, the undersigned voters, know that our cherished democracy is endangered from
within by the grave and potentially fatal flaws in our voting systems exposed by the
Presidential Election of 2000.
As our elected representatives, you have the duty, the opportunity, and the privilege to
correct these flaws and to restore fair and honest elections throughout our nation. To this
end, we charge you to construct and pass a VOTERS BILL OF RIGHTS, which shall
include:
Strict enforcement and extension of the Voting Rights Act to prevent the
disenfranchisement of voters and require full investigation and criminal prosecution of
any offenders;
Standardized, easily understandable federal election ballots
Funding to replace old and unreliable voting machines to ensure that every vote is
counted fairly and accurately
Genuine campaign finance reform that bans campaign contributions from special
interests
Replacement of the Electoral College with a majority-rule election, or substantial reform
of the Electoral College to allow for proportional representation
Measures to increase voter participation by eliminating bureaucratic hurdles to voter
registration and turnout, including language barriers, physical barriers, archaic
equipment, and lack of resources
Enactment and enforcement of a VOTERS BILL OF RIGHTS will restore trust in our
government and encourage participation in our democratic processes. The linchpin of a
democracy is the process by which we select our representatives and leaders. The right
to vote is our defining right as citizens of this nation. We call upon our elected
representatives to protect our Constitution from abusive exercise of government power
by enacting a VOTERS BILL OF RIGHTS.
We pledge our full and constant support for enactment of a VOTERS BILL OF
RIGHTS.
It is likely that 50% of the U.S. population is strongly dissatisfied with
the ascendancy of George W. Bush to the office of President. There are
three likely reasons:
In the interest of democracy, one could discredit election gripes (point
number one) as being unfair to our longstanding electoral college process..
Also, one might disregard Bush’s agenda (point number two) because the
hallmark of the United States Constitution is tolerance for divergent
political and moral beliefs.
However, point number three leads to a more egregious problem, namely that a
rather anonymous man, with no distinguishing ambition or vision has, by
virtue of family wealth and connection, been installed as President of the
United States. Even the most cursory glance at George W. Bush’s history and
character builds a strong case for charges of nepotism and cronyism. Such a
glaring display of favoritism, to benefit an individual with no considerable
talent, runs counter to the spirit of competition and fair play that has
driven the engine of American capitalism for more than two hundred years.
There is a way to tangibly and immediately raise a voice in protest of
George W. Bush as President. For the remainder of his term, conscientious
Americans should simply write "George W. Bush is an Idiot" on all U.S.
currency that passes through their hands.
This protest has already begun. The first bills were marked and spent in
San Francisco as of January 26, 2001. What is important, though, is to not
only begin marking all currency (and to continue the effort throughout the
Bush presidency), but to forward this memo as much as possible so as to
replicate the message throughout our money supply.
In an effort to mark money more industriously, many of us have ordered a
BUSH IS A FRAUD rubber stamp; these self-inking rubber stamps are useful for
marking the "Fraud" message in red ink.
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Parting Shots...
Charlie finished his read and got up. He moved from door to door in the large carpeted office, pulled the opened door
back from the wall stop and plucked the quarters up from where they had been laying on the carpet, obscured by the door
itself. Charlie rarely vacuumed behind the doors, but as long as the quarters were gone in the morning, Hizzoner was happy.
The quarters went to feed Charlie’s newspaper habit, and about four times a year, he would repay them by actually running
the vacuum attachment over the quartered areas.
As he moved behind the mayor’s chair, dusting the front of the glass-enclosed book shelves that lawyers and
politicians just couldn’t live without, movement out the window caught his eye, and he looked up and out into the parking lot.
There, he saw Hizzoner’s car pulling up into the electorally privileged parking space, next to Charlie’s old pickup.
No point in hiding the in basement. Hizzoner would know Charlie was there. Pete wasn’t such a bad guy, but his
presence meant no booking out early for Charlie. Custodial perks were suspended this night.
Glancing around the office to see what might require his professional attention to justify him being there long enough to
find out what brought the Mayor in at midnight, Charlie grabbed an oily cloth and a bottle of wood oil and started massaging a
door panel.
Moments later, the door to the receptionist’s office swung open, and Pete strode in, fat manilla folder under one arm,
looking flustered.
Charlie knew better than to act surprised by Pete’s "sudden" appearance. "Evening, Mr. Mayor. Burnin’ some midnight
oil?"
"Hi, Charlie. How’s the wife?"
Ah. This conversation was informal, first-name. "Doing fine, Pete, thanks for asking. Yours?"
Pete smiled a just-us-guys smile and rolled his eyes. "Not thrilled that I had to come in to work."
Charlie shook his head in the commiseration of night workers. Then a gleam appeared in his eye. "Well, Pete, it’s the
old story with city officials. You thought this job was going to be a dream, but instead, you find it’s a night-mayor. Heh, heh,
heh."
"Charlie, whatever we’re paying you, I’m sure it’s too much."
Charlie considered. It was important enough that Pete had to come in at midnight on the eve of the Labor Day
weekend, but not something bad enough to make Pete remote or pissy.
Ah.
"Still working on the sewer hookup project, Pete?"
Pete nodded. "We just got back from the state capital. I’m hoping we can get funding there, since it doesn’t look like
the feds want to do the last forty feet."
Charlie nodded. Like everyone else in town, he was familiar with the situation. The town’s antique, leaky sewer system
had been condemned by the EPA for improper waste disposal, and had to be replaced.
Fortunately for the town, which was small and not thriving, federal funding had been found that covered the costs –
some $300 million – of replacing the sewers. But the funding didn’t cover the hookups from the lines running down the
streets to the homes and businesses, and Pete and the city council faced the unappealing prospect of telling every property
owner in the city that they were about to get hit with an unexpected $2,500 hookup fee. Even without considering that such
an event would be electoral suicide for Pete and the council, there was the fact that the large majority of homeowners in town
simply couldn’t afford it. So the search was on for funding for what, around the office, was called "the last forty feet"–the
average distance from the street easement to the home sewer line.
Charlie, at a loss for a comeback, glanced to the side, where his cart was.
He thought about federal help programs, and how to get the feds to support local good causes...
He smiled and got up and retrieved the newspaper from his cart.
"Pete, does a designation of being a National Historic Landmark status bring in any funds?"
"Huh? No. It’s a pain in the ass, mostly. You can’t change anything in a building that has been so designated, only
refurbish, and even minor projects involve tons of paperwork and take years to approve–even changing a light switch." Pete
eyed Charlie. "Charlie, you haven’t been talking to those people who want to get that status for city hall, have you? It would
probably cost you your job if they succeed."
"Nah, nothing like that, Pete. I’m just playing with ideas. I read something interesting in the paper a while ago." With
that, Pete shook out the section, and said, "This is from the Washington Post, yesterday, August 30th, 2001".
Pete waved a hand. "I know what yesterday’s date was."
Charlie coughed. "By Ben White.
"It’s not every day a former garbage dump receives National Historic Landmark status.
"In fact, it hadn’t been any day, until Monday, when Interior Secretary Gale A. Norton announced that the 145-acre
Fresno Municipal Sanitary Landfill in Fresno County, California, would be among 15 sites in 11 states and the District to be
recognized ‘for their national significance in American history and culture.’"
"The Fresno dump? Charlie, let me see that!"
Pete grabbed the paper and read the article through. "It says here that they have just about finished converting it into
a park, using superfund sites. Still, that’s insane. Sure, they were the first to try trench dumping, but it didn’t work out.
That’s why it qualified for the toxic clean up fund." Pete grinned and shook his head. "Of course, compared to some parts
of Fresno, it probably does look pretty good, even before they started cleaning it up."
"I’ve never been to Fresno."
Pete shrugged. "Like most places, it’s got some nice areas. But it’s flat, it’s hot, it’s smoggy, and it’s mostly just an
ugly agricultural town. It’s about the last place on earth where you would expect to find anything significant in American
history and culture, let alone the goddammed town dump!" He glared at Charlie, and then his expression slipped into
perplexity.
"What’s that got to do with my sewer situation, anyway?"
"Well, what would happen if we got the town listed as a toxic waste site? That sewer’s been leaking for a long time."
Pete barked a laugh. "First, Charlie, they would compel the evacuation of the whole town while they analyzed the soil.
You can imagine how that would go over, telling people they get to spend an indefinite amount of time in a motel forty miles
from here, starting right now. Then one of two things would happen. Either they would take their own sweet time and finally
determine the ground wasn’t bad enough, at which point we would have to cover the six-month motel bills of some 25,000
seriously pissed returning residents, or it would be declared eligible, at which point the first thing they would do is send in the
bulldozers and level the whole town."
Charlie gave a one-shoulder shrug. "I guess that means you don’t think it would be such a good idea." Charlie
grinned. "OK, how about this: get our sewer system declared a wild and scenic waterway."
"Wh-a-a-a-a-a-t? Charlie, I’ve got work to do. So do you."
"Wait! I’ve been reading about this. The feds will fund efforts to augment water flow in waterways. Isn’t that exactly
what you are trying to do? They’ll pay for efforts to keep a sustainable and reliable supply of water to help sustain the
indigenous life forms."
"Charlie, a sewer isn’t a river. And I don’t even want to think about the indigenous life forms."
"But it is a waterway. And the act, despite the nickname, doesn’t specify just rivers. It says "waterways".
"What about ‘Wild and Scenic’?"
"Define ‘wild and scenic’. Look, Pete, this administration loves to hang ridiculously inappropriate names on their various
schemes. They come up with a tax cut that kills the surplus and causes the economy to tank, and they call it something like
‘The Economic Recovery Act’. A law that allows some bible bangers to get federal funding for their particular nuttery at the
expense of the taxpayer is called ‘The Freedom of Religion Act’. If they come up with a law legalizing prostitution, they’ll
probably call it ‘The Preservation of Virginity Act.’"
"I’m having second thoughts about having voted Republican."
"A pity you didn’t have first thoughts. But what I’m saying is that the title of a law often doesn’t have anything to do
with its applications, and as often as not, it’s the exact opposite of what the title says it is. It’s Congressional nomenclature,
Newspeak for Ninnies."
"Charlie, it couldn’t possibly work. Could it?"
Charlie shook his head. "I don’t know either. You’ll have to talk to a lawyer about it. But let’s face it: any
administration that says oil drilling in a two million acre area is limited to two thousand acres, but then turns around and says
that ground area only counts areas where support pylons actually touch the ground, isn’t going to blink at the idea of calling
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