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In This Edition
Norman Solomon has premissions of the future in, "When Journalists Report For Duty."
Jake Tapper points out the, "White House Whitewashers."
Ed Vulliamy explains how, "Hawks And Doves Fight For Control Of Campaign."
Joe Conason says, "Fans Of Term Limits Changing Their Tune."
Gene Lyons explores, "Press Self-Censorship."
Martin A. Lee asks the,
"13 Questions For Bush About America's Anti-terrorism Crusade."
Luke Harding and Duncan Campbell report that the, "Taliban Admits Sheltering Bin Laden."
Linda Greenhouse says the traitor, "O'Connor Foresees Limits On Freedom."
Bryan Jamieson explains the differences between, "Fundies Vs Rationalists."
Ari Fleischer wins the Vidkun Quisling Award
Edmund Sanders watches as, "Ashcroft Seeks To Boost Power Of Secret Court."
Tally Briggs tells Smirky, "Just Do It!"
And finally in "Parting Shots" Demorcratic Underground gives us, "The Top Ten Conservative Idiots," but first Uncle Ernie says, "Keep Your Eyes On The Prize America."
This week we spotlight the cartoons of Bill Deore with additional cartoons from Ted Rall, Lederman, BushForDummies.Com, TruCards, Chris Whitehouse, GWBush Art, Chadsux and Political Strikes.
Plus we have all of your favorite departments! Welcome one and all to "Uncle Ernie's Issues & Alibis." We hope you enjoy your stay! |

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The Smirkster and his pals have been out making fools of themselves and us throughout the world this week. We are doing our very best at getting into a never-ending war
** which is sure to escalate from a few heavy raids into WWIII. We don’t exactly have Alexander the Great and George Patton in charge either. Speaking of the Generals we were informed that we may be shot from the sky at the whim of quite a few different republicans while the Smirkster is telling us to get back in the planes and that all is well in those friendly skies. Yes I guess they decided to cut out the middleman and bring down the planes themselves. Did I miss some logic here? I guess it’s better to drop the planes over say downtown Baltimore than have them crash in the "Rose Garden." We saw how the Junta ran and hid as soon as the attacks started or perhaps before they started. Let’s not forget Smirky’s reaction to the WTC attacks. He was down in Florida a state that is under for all practical purposes ‘Marshall Law’ reading to schoolchildren. While reading an aide walked up and whispered in his ear and told him of the WTC. He nodded recognition and then went right on reading for a half-hour. What’s wrong with this picture? Hmmmmm??? He acted just like someone who was already aware of it before he was told about it and didn’t care; there is the real George W. Bush. Be afraid America, be very afraid! Remember what one of my favorite thinkers once said,
Karl (the enforcer) Rove and Ari (the fairy) Fleischer are at it again. Ari thinks he’s a reincarnated Joseph Goebbels and with statements like this one I have to agree, don’t you? "Americans need to watch what they say, watch what they do." While Karl is doing his best to cowl the corporate news sources even more that they are already whining about ABC interviewing Clinton and why Disney hasn’t dropped "Politically Incorrect." And this brings up an interesting point. Never before has this country been run by so many people. I suppose I should be grateful that the power is delegated but when you have so many individual crooks and traitors to follow and keep track off it becomes mind boggling after a while. Pheeeeuw!
Since the attacks the left has lost a lot of foot soldiers, people who for whatever reason have decided to quit their protests and join the goose-steppers behind the dictator as we go off into war.
There are three types of people who are for war. The vast majority of them have never been to war and have it confused with M*A*S*H* or Hogan’s Heroes and have been brainwashed into thinking war is a good thing, that a man can’t get a hard on if he doesn't like war.
Then there are those who know what war is about and want one so they can make some real money. Since they, their children and friends won’t be going why not get one going? That is after all why we have the poor isn’t it? The chicken never comes home to roost does it?
Then there are the ones who have been to war and want to go back for more.
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Don’t get me wrong I want the S.O.B.’s that are guilty to pay with their own miserable lives but that calls for a police force not an army. By now those that are guilty have scattered back into the sewers around the world from whence they came. An exterminator is called for, not an army.
This blind patriotism is hard to fathom at best. We shot and hung all sorts of blind patriots at the end of WWII by the thousands. How do those who can see the treason and sedition of the Smirk still drop everything until 2004 (how many thousands of times have I heard this, "We'll get even in 2004?") and America right or wrong. And watch what you say, cause we’re at war. You’re either for us or against us. Our god is better than your god. Stone the heretic, and kill the unbelievers! And that’s just from the liberals, eke! So when my friend and mentor Arthur the brains behind Chadsux said he was shutting down the site, I was rather stunned to say the least. Had he too succumbed to war fever and what did this say about the cause? If the likes of Arthur had thrown in the towel perhaps discretion being the better part of valor I might follow it and get out of Denver while the going was good. A thousand wild and weird thoughts went through my synapses as his stated reason for his newsletters didn’t totally ring true so instead of worrying and wondering I simply asked him. What he told me made perfect sense and he hadn’t really quit the fight but was merely changing his tactics. Although we will miss his humor and his wit we wish him well and hope to hear from him as soon as can be. Thanks for the memories Arthur!
I get on a daily basis at least a letter or two saying they wish I would change the format a bit so the page would load faster. I know a lot of you read this at work where you have DSL or something faster. For those of you who don’t there isn’t much to be done. This is done with a lot of volunteers as we have accepted zero moneys for our time and trouble and there is zero moneys to expand this to a size needed to link to everything. We will after the first of the year buy our own space and sell advertising space i.e. two banner ads and do a slight remodel of the magazine. As a photo magazine we use a lot more space every week than your average Internet paper but that’s what we are a magazine and as such we have a central design. Now if there are any liberals out there with so much money that you just don’t know what to do with it and would like to see this page load in 5 seconds instead of 5 minutes, do speak right up! It wouldn’t take that more time to do this the other way but as is now I’ll probably use 60 Megs of space a year as it stands. If you have any thoughts or suggestions just wrap them in as many pictures of dead presidents as you would like and send them to me!
Two new sites worth visiting are our old friend Rose/Rose of Fringe Folk has a brand new political site called Practical Radical Drop in and tell the lovely Rose Uncle Ernie says, HI! The other site is supplying the toon for the 'Activist Alerts' section. They're the good folks down at Bush For Dummies.it's a parody page but shhh don't tell the Freepers as they think it's real!
We'd like to welcome Norman Solomon to our happy little group, Norm joins us of his own free will! Also a big thank you to Gene Lyons who was kind enough to send us his weekly column (after his Arkansas paper went pay for) and put us on his mailing list. Thank you Norman and Gene!
Check out Maggie's piece ("G.A.G" Grandmothers Against George) in the 'Activist Alerts' section on the Florida Vote. You know the news consortium of Papers like the Wall Street Journal, New York Times, Washington Post that had a recount of all the votes done by the University of Chicago that says Al Gore won Florida by a large margin, the one that they're all not going to release now, lest the revolution start? You should maybe write them a letter? Maggie has all the info.
My historical horror novel The Red King’s Horror is just starting. The Prolog and Chapter #1 can be seen until November 1st when Chapter #2 starts. This is your one and only chance to read the whole book for free folks, so get it while you can. Oh, and to all of you that are hip, Amanda Reckonwith sez, "Whaz Reeaal!" Until next time, Peace Y’all!
*I’m referring to the what Plato had in mind not the RNC, they’re republicans in name only!
© 2001 Ernest Stewart
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When Journalists Report For Duty By Norman Solomon In Time magazine's special issue about the events of Sept. 11, chilling photos evoke the horrific slaughter in Manhattan. All of the pages are deadly serious. And on the last page, under the headline "The Case for Rage and Retribution," an essay by Time regular Lance Morrow declares: "A day cannot live in infamy without the nourishment of rage. Let's have rage." Exhorting our country to relearn the lost virtues of "self-confident relentlessness" and "hatred," the article calls for "a policy of focused brutality." It's an apt conclusion to an edition of the nation's biggest newsmagazine that embodies the human strengths and ominous defects of American media during the current crisis. Much of the initial news coverage was poignant, grief-stricken and utterly appropriate. But many news analysts and pundits lost no time conveying -- sometimes with great enthusiasm -- their eagerness to see the United States use its military might in anger. Such impulses are extremely dangerous. For instance, night after night on cable television, Bill O'Reilly has been banging his loud drum for indiscriminate reprisals. Unless the Taliban quickly hands over Osama bin Laden, he proclaimed on Fox News Channel, "the U.S. should bomb the Afghan infrastructure to rubble -- the airport, the power plants, their water facilities and the roads." What about the civilian population of Afghanistan? "We should not target civilians," O'Reilly said, "but if they don't rise up against this criminal government, they starve, period." For good measure, O'Reilly urged that the U.S. extensively bomb Iraq and Libya. A former New York Times executive editor, A.M. Rosenthal, was able to top O'Reilly in the armchair militarism derby. Rosenthal added Iran, Syria and Sudan to O'Reilly's expendable-nation list, writing in the Washington Times that the U.S. government should be ready and willing to deliver a 72-hour ultimatum to six governments -- quickly followed by massive bombing if Washington is not satisfied. In a similar spirit, New York Post columnist Steve Dunleavy demanded oceans of innocent blood: "As for cities or countries that host these worms, bomb them into basketball courts." The editor of National Review, a young fellow named Rich Lowry, was similarly glib about recommending large-scale crimes against humanity: "If we flatten part of Damascus or Tehran or whatever it takes, that is part of the solution." More insidious than the numerous hothead pundits are the far more numerous reporters who can't stop providing stenographic services to official sources under the guise of journalism. We've heard that it's important for journalists to be independent of the government. Sometimes that independence has been more apparent than real, but sometimes it has been an appreciable reality and a deserved source of professional pride. But today, judging from the content of the reporting by major national media outlets, such pride has crumbled with the World Trade Center towers. More than ever, as journalists report for duty, the news profession is morphing into PR flackery for Uncle Sam. In effect, a lot of reporters are saluting the commander-in-chief and awaiting orders. Consider some recent words from Dan Rather. During his Sept. 17 appearance on David Letterman's show, the CBS news anchor laid it on the line. "George Bush is the president," Rather said, "he makes the decisions." Speaking as "one American," the newsman added: "Wherever he wants me to line up, just tell me where. And he'll make the call." Media coverage of U.S. military actions has often involved a duplicitous two-step, with news outlets heavily engaged in self-censorship and then grousing -- usually after the fact -- that the government imposed too many restrictions on the press. Two months after the Gulf War ended a decade ago, the Washington editors for 15 major American news organizations sent a letter of complaint to then-Secretary of Defense Dick Cheney. They charged that the Pentagon had exerted "virtually total control" over coverage of the war. Now, as CNN reported in passing the other day, the Defense Department intends to impose "heavy press restrictions." For example, "the Pentagon currently has no plans to allow reporters to deploy with troops or report from warships, practices routinely carried out in the 1991 Persian Gulf War." Here's a riddle: If the U.S. government's restrictions on media amounted to "virtually total control" of coverage during the Gulf War, and the restrictions will now be even tighter, what can we expect from news media in the weeks and months ahead? Restrictive government edicts, clamping down on access to information and on-the-scene reports, would be bad enough if mainstream news organizations were striving to function independently. American journalism is sometimes known as the Fourth Estate -- but Dan Rather is far from the only high-profile journalist who now appears eager to turn his profession into a fourth branch of government.
Norman Solomon's weekly syndicated column -- archived at www.fair.org/media-beat/
-- focuses on media and politics. His latest book is The Habits of Highly Deceptive
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WASHINGTON -- On the same day last week that "NBC Nightly
News" anchor Tom Brokaw sat down to interview former President Clinton,
executives for the program received unexpected phone calls from senior
communications staffers at the White House, expressing disappointment about
the decision to spotlight Bush's predecessor.
While not asking the network to refrain from running the interview, they
expressed the feeling that the Sept. 18 interview with Clinton would not be
helpful to the current war on terrorism. Neither NBC nor the White House
would comment on the phone calls, but sources familiar with the calls
confirmed that they happened.
This news comes on the heels of revelations that President Bush and Air
Force One were not, contrary to earlier White House claims, targets of the
terrorists who attacked the Pentagon and the World Trade Center Sept. 11.
The White House is now saying that those claims, which it used to explain
why the president didn't return to Washington immediately that day, were a
result of staffers "misunderstanding" security information.
On Wednesday, tensions between the White House and its media critics, real
or imagined, threatened to rise even higher. White House spokesman Ari
Fleischer took a slap at "Politically Incorrect" host Bill Maher, who
called U.S. military strikes on faraway targets "cowardly." Fleischer
blasted Maher, claiming it was "a terrible thing to say," and didn't stop
there, noting "There are reminders to all Americans that they need to watch
what they say, watch what they do, and this is not a time for
remarks like that; there never is."
On the face of it, these moves by the Bush administration to discourage
media criticism don't seem to make much sense. By the time of the Clinton
interview, for instance, polls were showing unprecedented public support
for Bush, which has since only increased. And at the time, all Clinton had
to say about Bush was that he supported him, and urged the rest of the
country to do the same.
But this White House has developed a particularly tense, mutually
distrustful relationship with members of the news media, one that has only
seemed to deepen since the Sept. 11 attacks. This relationship seems to be
focused specifically on the White House's political and communication
staffs (it's virtually impossible to imagine Bush knowing anything about
the calls to NBC). And it embodies what many members of the media --
conservative, liberal and nonpartisan -- decry as an arrogant,
unnecessarily adversarial attitude, one where questions about White House
decisions are regarded as inappropriate and, now, quite possibly unpatriotic.
And the relationship has been particularly hampered by these White House
staffers' well-publicized difficulty telling the truth.
It began on a much smaller scale earlier in the year, when various White
House officials put out erroneous stories that President Clinton and his
administration left behind a vandalized White House and Air Force One. (It
was left to the General Accounting Office and President Bush to dismiss
those rumors.)
But more recently -- and more alarmingly -- White House staffers like
senior advisor Karl Rove and spokesman Ari Fleischer insisted to reporters
that Air Force One was a target of terrorists on Sept. 11, and that was why
Bush spent much of the day flying to different locations -- first
Louisiana, and then to Nebraska -- before finally returning to Washington,
D.C., from Florida. By Sept. 13, a reporter asked Fleischer whether, since
law enforcement, military and Secret Service personnel didn't back Rove and
Fleischer's claims about the threat to Air Force One, "people are going to
want to know more information about whether or not that's a credible
assertion." Especially since no one other than White House political and
communications staffers asserted that the plane was a target.
"I think that people understand it's credible," Fleischer replied.
But on Tuesday, CBS News reported that the story was inaccurate, the result
of a "misunderstanding" by staffers. The Associated Press reported that
"administration officials said they now doubt whether there was actually a
call made threatening the president's plane, Air Force One." Officials went
on to say that they had not been able to find a record of such a call,
though they maintained that they had been told of a telephone threat.
Presumably, political staffers were sensitive to any charges that Bush was
somehow mishandling the crisis on that day by not appearing in Washington
to reassure the American people. But the Secret Service was adamant that
Bush stay away from the White House and, according to a Los Angeles Times
poll, a vast majority of the American people backed the move. According to
the poll, 85 percent thought Bush was right to "follow the advice of the
Secret Service to stay away from Washington, D.C.,
and possible danger."
As conservative writer Andrew Sullivan wrote Wednesday, "There was plenty
of reason for the president to get to a secure communications base as soon
as possible on September 11, and plenty of reason to avoid Washington
during an extremely uncertain time. So why the lies? Were these people
spinning at a time of grave national crisis? And I thought the Clinton era
was over."
Moreover, CBS News reported that radar evidence indicated that the American
Airlines Flight 77 plane that hit the Pentagon was not a threat to the
White House, despite the claims of administration officials to the
contrary. "That is not the radar data that we have seen," Fleischer said
when asked about the radar data that conflicted with his account. "The
plane was headed toward the White House."
The nation is heading into a war that Bush described in his Thursday
address as possibly including "covert operations, secret even in success."
One military official told the Washington Post Monday that because "this is
the most information-intensive war you can imagine ... We're going to lie
about things."
Asked whether the Pentagon would ever knowingly disseminate false
information, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld paraphrased Winston
Churchill, who once said that "In wartime, truth is so precious that she
should always be attended by a bodyguard of lies." Then Rumsfeld tried to
be reassuring. "I don't recall that I've ever lied to the press. I don't
intend to. And it seems to me that there will not be reason for it."
But when pressed for a specific policy, he said: "The policy is that we
will not say a word about anything that will compromise sources or methods.
We will not say a word that will in any way endanger anyone's life by
discussing operations."
Now, reporters are left to wonder what's still to come. And they've been
regularly reminded that criticism is not appreciated, and will not be
easily tolerated.
Fleischer added to the tension on Wednesday when asked about Maher's
statement that the U.S. has "been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from
2,000 miles away. That's cowardly."
Fleischer didn't refrain from comment, as he frequently does when asked
about such pop culture issues. Nor did he note that even President Bush had
been critical of President Clinton's 1998 retaliatory strike against Osama
bin Laden through missile strikes -- "When I take action, I'm not going to
fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt.
It's going to be decisive," Bush told four senators on Sept. 14, according
to Newsweek.
No, Fleischer called Maher's comments "a terrible thing to say, and it's
unfortunate." His ominous follow-up remarks, that "Americans ... need to
watch what they say, watch what they do, and this is not a time for remarks
like that; there never is," would seem to portend further strains in the
relationship between the White House and even its loyal opposition as the
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Hawks And Doves Fight For Control Of Campaign
America weighs up its military options War on Terrorism - Observer special By Ed Vulliamy The Observer As war begins in Afghanistan, so does the assault on the White House - to win the ear and signed orders of the military's Commander in Chief, President George W. Bush, for what Pentagon hawks call 'Operation Infinite War'. It is a sinister reworking of the original codename for the mobilisation against the Taliban, Operation Infinite Justice, that had to be changed because it offended Islam, which holds that this is something that only Allah - and not B-52 bombers - can dispense. The Observer has learnt that two detailed proposals for warfare without limit were presented to the President this week by his Defence Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, both of which were temporarily put aside but remain on hold. They were drawn up by his deputy, Paul Wolfowitz - a highly intellectual right-winger who rose through State Department and Pentagon ranks under Ronald Reagan to become one of the chief architects of the 1991 Gulf War. Drafted with a small coterie of loyal aides, mainly civilian political appointees at the Pentagon, the plans argue for open-ended war without constraint either of time or geography and potentially engulfing the entire Middle East and central Asia. The proposals have opened up an abyss in the Bush administration, since they run counter to plans carefully laid by Secretary of State Colin Powell, who has had the upper hand against the Pentagon for the first three weeks since the disaster, but is starting to lose his commanding position within the Oval Office. The Pentagon notion starts with the basic proposal that the US should begin its war on terrorism in Afghanistan as it has - along with British troops - using special operations units to scout out targets, ready to pinpoint them with lasers when the bombers fly over. Where it differs is that the dominant thinking in the administration over the past few days is that the plot to attack the World Trade Centre and Pentagon spread well beyond Afghanistan and Osama bin Laden into what Attorney-General John Ashcroft on Friday night called 'a series of individuals and a series of networks around the world'. Senior Pentagon officials believe that such a diagnosis demands a military response to match. 'This is the green light,' said one on Friday, 'to do away with fundamentalist terrorism worldwide, for good.' The plans put before the President during the past few days involve expanding the war beyond Afghanistan to include similar incursions by special ops forces - followed by air strikes by the bombers they would guide - into Iraq, Syria and the Beqaa Valley area of Lebanon, where the Syrian-backed Hizbollah (Party of God) fighters that harass Israel are based. In Iraq, any site suspected of being a chemical weapons facility or proliferation plant of any threatening kind would be bombed, in an escalation of the almost weekly current harassment of Iraqi installations by British and US fighter jets. In Syria and Lebanon, as in Afghanistan, special ops would guide air strikes, and also be called on to mount guerrilla-style raids on training camps and to carry out assassinations. While a presidential executive order - which Bush is under pressure to revoke - bans overseas assassinations, the Pentagon points out that the US can act as it pleases in self-defence. If action in Lebanon led to an Israeli reinvasion of the southern part of the country, it would be supported by the US. Asked whether the Hamas organisation on the West Bank and in Gaza would be too controversial for inclusion among possible targets, one source said: 'never say never'. The plans involve overt and 'visible' military action by the 10th Mountain and 82nd Airborne divisions in Afghanistan. These would act as cover for units under the Pentagon's Joint Special Operations Command, which would operate in other places. They include the Delta Strike Force - specialists in commando raids and freeing hostages - and Army Rangers who work covertly across rugged terrain. There would also be attacks from the air by the 160 Night Stalkers helicopter squadron and the USAF's AC-130 gunships and helicopters. According to one suggestion, the teams would be added to by Arab and Arab-American fighters, who would scout terrain, locate camps and hideouts and scatter sensors disguised as rocks along roads and trails used by terrorists. Sources even said that operations could be mounted with permission from governments in semi-hostile nations which have nevertheless pledged their co-operation in the present crisis, such as Algeria and Sudan. Special US units could be deployed in conjunction with domestic troops against terrorist cells in allied Western countries, notably Britain, Germany, France and Spain. Colin Polwell's arguement - backed by National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice - is that such a campaign would be disastrous, isolating the United States and breaking up the coalition he has carefully built, making more than 80 calls to heads of foreign governments since the attacks on 11 September. But the Pentagon militants prefer to speak of 'revolving alliances', which look like a Venn diagram, with an overlapping centre and only certain countries coming within the US orbit for different sectors and periods of an unending war. The only countries in the middle of the diagrammatic rose, where all the circles overlap, are the US, Britain and Turkey. Officials say that in a war without precedent, the rules have to be made up as it develops, and that the so-called 'Powell Doctrine' arguing that there should be no military intervention without 'clear and achievable' political goals is 'irrelevant'. Ironically, The Observer has learnt that the Pentagon hawks' principal obstacles apart from Powell is the military itself, much of which remains loyal to the view of its erstwhile chief, Powell, that 'American GIs are not pawns on some global game board'. Officials speak of bitter arguments this week between President's Bush's political appointees and the generals and officer class who hold a deep distaste for front-line action. While happy to support operations in Afghanistan, military sources say that the US risks being dragged into a quagmire of wars far deeper than Bosnia or Kosovo if it begins to strike in Iraq, Syria or Lebanon. The final arbiter between the Pentagon and Powell camps is likely to be Vice-President Dick Cheney. Cheney is traditionally an enemy of Powell's and a close ally of Rumsfeld and Wolfowitz, but has been said to be moving closer to the Secretary of State's views over the road to war. The Observer's sources, however, indicate the reverse - that Cheney will remain with his friends and support an expansion of the war beyond Afghanistan. The driving force behind the influential hard line is an axis of old-time hawks gathered around an erstwhile colleague of Wolfowitz at the Pentagon, Richard Perle. Perle has declined various offers to join the Bush administration, but acts as an influential adviser in his role as chairman of the Advisory Defence Policy Board. Perle and Rumsfeld also head a think-tank called Project for the New American Century, which sent a letter to President Bush laying out the Pentagon's position and urging the removal of Iraq's Saddam Hussein as a precondition to the upcoming war. 'Failure to undertake such an effort,' it said, 'will constitute an early and perhaps decisive surrender in the war against terrorism.' In a straightforward swipe at Powell, it continues: 'Coalition building has run amok. The point about a coalition is "can it achieve the right purpose?" not "can you get a lot of members?"' The prestigious group of Washington hawks behind the letter include former US ambassador to the United Nations Jeane Kirkpatrick and William Schneider, former adviser to Rumsfeld and now chairman of the Defence Science Board - both of whom have formidable influence over White House thinking. President Bush said of his foreign policy team: 'There's going to be disagreements, I hope there's disagreement.' But the bitter divisions in Washington are long-standing. Wolfowitz and Powell first disagreed over military intervention in the Gulf War, which Powell initially opposed. They also held opposing views on the Shia rebellion against Saddam Hussein which followed in its wake. Powell refusing to support it while Wolfowitz saw it as an opportunity. They next clashed over the Balkans: while Powell used his full influence to forestall US military intervention in Bosnia, Wolfowitz was one of the first senior politicians to advocate it. Feelings are no friendlier between Powell and Vice-President Dick Cheney, with matters coming to a head over Rumsfeld's appointment to the Pentagon. After being appointed to office earlier this year, Powell set about installing his candidate for Defence Secretary, Pennsylvania Governor Tom Ridge, who Bush has put at the head of the new Office for Homeland Security. Cheney, who effectively chose the cabinet, vetoed Ridge and nominated his old mentor from the days of the Ford administration, Rumsfeld. Then, together, they chose Wolfowitz, who had rocketed through the ranks of the Reagan and Bush senior administrations. There was an ironic twist: also brought into the inner circle was Zalmay Khalizad, an Afghan and Reagan veteran whose speciality was championing armed insurgencies. Khalizad was one of the early supporters of Bosnia's Muslims and had made his name managing the Reagan administration's backing for the mujahideen - and Osama bin Laden - against the Red Army in his native Afghanistan.
That was the time that the then Pakistani head of state Benazir Bhutto had
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![]() Fans Of Term Limits Changing Their Tune Whether Rudolph Giuliani and his aides succeed in gaming the electoral system or not over the coming weeks, we now have learned the real position of Republican conservatives concerning term limits: raw, frantic opportunism. They seek to legislate term limits when that serves their immediate purpose; they seek to undo term limits when their purpose changes. They simply want what they want, and they don’t much care how much damage they do to democracy to get what they want. This is a spectacle which would not please the nation’s founders, who omitted term limits from the Constitution for good reason. Limiting the service of public officials arbitrarily has always been a puerile, undemocratic and phony notion. Historically, its most enthusiastic exponents have tended to be Republicans and conservatives, sometimes naïvely well-intentioned and sometimes cynically self-serving. Its basic tenet—that government will somehow be improved by restricting the choice of candidates for public office—has now ironically boomeranged on its most reliable advocates, including the Mayor himself. After the past two weeks, any impulse to criticize Mr. Giuliani personally is muted by his continuing, truly exemplary service to New York and the nation. Entreated to stay on by so many sincere people, he is in a difficult position. By now his faults are as familiar to us as his strengths, and he clearly feels a strong sense of duty as well as a desire to keep his job. But it is nevertheless unappetizing to watch the bizarre maneuvering of his aides and associates, those whom the Mayor evidently has deputized to find, invent or rip a loophole for him. The byzantine dealmaking, the whispered rumors, the petty conspiracies of the moment—all are more appropriate to a corrupt royal court or a tin-pot tyranny than the first capital of the world’s most enduring republic. Even more ridiculous and less excusable is the dizzying turnabout of pundits and politicians on the right, from the Manhattan Institute to the Conservative Party. Remember that term limits were foisted upon apathetic voters by the former Conservative Party candidate for Mayor, cosmetics heir Ronald Lauder, in part to avenge himself upon Mr. Giuliani and in part to ingratiate himself to the right-wingers in the national G.O.P. That was back when term limits were an article of faith in the Contract with America, a selling point in Newt Gingrich’s pitch to win and maintain control of Congress. It didn’t take long for most of the Republicans who had sworn fealty to that great principle to change sides. Perhaps the most notorious example was a certain George Nethercutt, the Washington State politician who unseated Democrat Tom Foley, then the Speaker, in 1994, although he was hardly alone in his hypocrisy. Like nearly all of his fellow firebrands, Mr. Nethercutt said he’d discovered that competence comes with experience. The notion that term limitation would mean "reform" has also been amply disproved over the past several years. Wherever it has been successfully enacted, such as California, it has empowered lobbyists and vested interests rather than the public. Indeed, the legislators begin to apply for employment as influence peddlers almost as soon as they’re sworn in. All such warnings were dismissed, however, when members of the New York City Council tried to repeal term limits. They were trashed as self-serving hacks by the same loudmouths who now demand, in the name of the people, precisely that same action. Aside from the inherent defects of term limits, it is generally a tool of demagogues like Mr. Gingrich. What we are seeing today instead is a demagogic attempt to overturn term limits; the rhetoric is different, but the unhealthy effect is the same. Among the worst offenders in this outbreak of pseudo-populism is Governor George Pataki. Soaking up the Mayor’s reflected glory—some of which he surely deserves—Mr. Pataki is showing signs that he cannot be trusted to safeguard the democratic process. By telling New Yorkers to waste their franchise with write-in votes for Mr. Giuliani, the Governor displayed poor judgment and bad taste. (The Mayor had the good sense to discourage that silly plan.) Of course, Mr. Pataki was only reflecting what he takes to be the popular will. On the eve of a scheduled election, there is something ominous and un-American about these appeals to the emotions of "the street." One of the city’s more excitable tabloid columnists insisted on Primary Day that the "real election" was taking place in delis and ballparks rather than polling places; that the ineligible incumbent had already "won"; and that his tenure ought to be extended on an "emergency" basis.
The most eloquent contradiction to such foolishness has been uttered again and again by Mr. Giuliani, in
his exhortations that amid mourning and uncertainty we must return to normal life. With respect to the
democratic process now underway to replace him, the Mayor should heed his own wise advice.
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Press Self-Censorship By Gene Lyons If the London newspaper The Observer is correct, the US 82nd Airborne Division and 101st Air Assault Division will join British commandos in a strike deep inside Taliban territory in Afghanistan within days. Since the present crisis began, the British press has been far ahead of its American counterparts in reporting military developments. The Guardian reported US and British special forces teams inside Afghanistan six days before USA Today broke the story, explaining that Pakistani newspapers had already revealed it. English reporters clearly have an advantage in reporting from what was a part of the British Empire until just after WWII. But as USA Today's implicit apology shows, there's more to it than that. Amid the patriotic stampede, American journalists appear reluctant to seek information not handed to them by "Pentagon sources" or "high officials" in the Bush White House. Nothing in the British reports told Osama bin Laden and the Taliban anything they didn't already know. Only American citizens were left out of the loop. Unless you think democracies make better decisions when they're flying blind, that's a potentially dangerous development. No doubt the press must exercise restraint in a time of crisis. But Harpers' Magazine publisher John R. MacArthur's fine book about press censorship during the 1990 Gulf War vividly illustrates what can go wrong. It took the Pentagon years to admit that many of its expensive "wonder weapons" never worked as advertised. As Swift argued 300 years ago, a propagandist's first victim is often himself. Surrounded by flatterers and yes-men, generals and presidents alike have trouble learning anything new in an echo chamber. So far the most blatant self-censorship, however, has involved not military secrets but political ones. A press consortium including the New York Times, Washington Post, Wall Street Journal and CNN has postponed indefinitely publishing the results of its long-awaited Florida election recount. Its analysis of some 200,000 disputed ballots from the presidential election was due out Sept. 17, but Times reporter Richard Berke explained that the "move might have stoked...partisan tensions" and "now seems utterly irrelevant." Translation: No point making George W. Bush look smaller at a time Americans want him to stand tall. If irrelevant, of course, the report could hardly stoke partisan tensions. It's been clear for months that more Floridians intended to vote for Gore than Bush. Exactly how many would be useful to know. The decision probably had less to do with protecting Bush than insulating the consortium itself from criticism. Economics may also have figured. After all, they'd put a terrific amount of money and hard work into the story. The paradox is that by postponing it, they've set themselves a trap. Whether Bush rises or sinks in public esteem, the timing of its eventual appearance can't help but be seen as politically motivated. That said, I'd have postponed it too. Bush's most serious problem with the media, however, resides in his own White House press office. The same team that arrived in Washington spreading since discredited tales about Clinton staffers trashing Air Force One and vandalizing the White House can't seem to quit fictionalizing the news. Stung by criticism of the president's Sept. 11 peregrination to Nebraska, press flak Ari Fleisher told reporters a thrilling tale about a telephone threat to Air Force One. Karl Rove repeated the exciting narrative to New York Times columnist William Safire, who promptly imagined an enemy "mole" inside the White House and called for a spy hunt. Last week the A.P. reported that the story was false: "administration officials said they now doubt whether there was actually a call made threatening the president's plane, Air Force One." It was all a big misunderstanding, the press office alibied. Next Fleisher appeared to threaten a late night TV comic who'd made a lame attempt at iconoclastic humor. "Politically Incorrect's" Bill Maher described American bomb and cruise missile attacks as "cowardly"--easier said from a TV studio than a jet cockpit or the deck of a destroyer. (Although the Daily Howler produced a list of GOP politicians and pundits using the same word to describe Clinton administration attacks on Serbia.) "Americans...need to watch what they say, watch what they do," Fleisher warned "and this is not a time for remarks like that; there never is." Here in the United States, he should be reminded, citizens have a constitutional right to make fools of themselves. When the threat failed to appear in the White House transcript of Fleisher's statement, the press office blamed a transcription error. Next, Salon's Jake Tapper reported that White House aides had phoned NBC News to complain about a Tom Brokaw interview with Bill Clinton. Naturally, Clinton had urged Americans to unite behind President Bush.
If the president's people want him to look big, it'd definitely help
if they quit
acting so small.
deserve neither liberty nor safety." … Benjamin Franklin
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13 Questions For Bush About America's Anti-terrorism Crusade By Martin A. Lee Mainstream journalists in the United States often function more like a fourth branch of government than a feisty fourth estate. If anything, the patterns of media bias that characterize sycophantic reporting in "peacetime" are amplified during a war or a national security crisis. Since the tragic events of September 11, the separation between press and state has dwindled nearly to the vanishing point. If we had an aggressive, independent press corps, our national conversation about the terrorist attacks that demolished the World Trade Center towers in New York and damaged the Pentagon would be far more probing and informative. Here are some examples of questions that reporters ought to be asking President Bush: 1. Before the attacks in New York and Washington, your administration quietly tolerated Saudi Arabian and Pakistani military and financial aid for the Taliban regime, even though it harbored terrorist mastermind Osama bin Laden. But now you say fighting terrorism will be the main focus of your administration. By making counter-terrorism the top priority in bilateral relations, aren't you signaling to abusive governments in Sudan, Indonesia, Turkey, and elsewhere that they need not worry much about their human rights performance as long as they join America's anti-terrorist crusade? Will you barter human rights violations like corporations trade pollution credits? Will you condone, for example, the brutalization of Chechnya in exchange for Russian participation in the "war against terrorism"? Or will you send a message loud and clear to America's allies that they must not use the fight against terrorism as a cover for waging repressive campaigns that smother democratic aspirations in their own countries? 2. Terrorists finance their operations by laundering money through offshore banks and other hot money outlets. Yet your administration has undermined international efforts to crack down on tax havens. Last May, you withdrew support for a comprehensive initiative launched by the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development (OECD), which sought greater transparency in tax and banking practices. In the wake of the September 11 massacre, will you reassess this decision and support the OECD proposal, even if it means displeasing wealthy Americans and campaign contributors who avoid paying taxes by hiding money in offshore accounts? 3. Four months ago, U.S. officials announced that Washington was giving $43 million to the Taliban for its role in reducing the cultivation of opium poppies, despite the Taliban's heinous human rights record and its sheltering of Islamic terrorists of many nationalities. Doesn't this make the U.S. government guilty of supporting a country that harbors terrorists? Do you think your obsession with the "war on drugs" has distorted U.S. foreign policy in Southwest Asia and other regions? 4. According to U.S., German, and Russian intelligence sources, Osama bin Laden's operatives have been trying to acquire enriched uranium and other weapons-grade radioactive materials for a nuclear bomb. There are reports that in 1993 bin Laden's well-financed organization tried to buy enriched uranium from poorly maintained Russian facilities that lacked sufficient controls. Why has your administration proposed cutting funds for a program to help safeguard nuclear materials in the former Soviet Union? 5. On September 23rd , you announced plans to make public a detailed analysis of the evidence gathered by U.S intelligence and police agencies, which proves that Osama bin Laden and his cohorts are guilty of the terrorist attacks in New York and the Pentagon. But the next day your administration backpedaled. "As we look through [the evidence]," explained Secretary of State Colin Powell, "we can find areas that are unclassified and it will allow us to share this information with the public... But most of it is classified." Please explain this sudden flip-flop. How can we believe what you say about fighting terrorism if your administration can't make its case publicly with sufficient evidence? How do you expect to win the support of governments and people who otherwise might suspect Washington's motives, particularly some Muslim and Arab nations? 6. Exactly who is a terrorist, and who is not? When the CIA was busy doling out an estimated $2 billion to support the Afghan mujahadeen in the 1980s, Osama bin Laden and his colleagues were hailed as anti-communist freedom fighters. During the cold war, U.S. national security strategists, many of whom are riding top saddle once again in your administration, didn't view bin Laden's fanatical religious beliefs as diametrically opposed to western civilization. But now bin Laden and his ilk are unabashed terrorists. Definitions of what constitutes terror and terrorism seem to change with the times. Before he became vice president, Dick Cheney and the U.S. State Department denounced Nelson Mandela, leader of the African National Congress, as a terrorist. Today Mandela, South Africa's president emeritus, is considered a great and dignified statesman. And what about Israeli prime minister Ariel Sharon, who bears significant responsibility for the 1982 massacre of 1,800 innocents at the Sabra and Shatila refugee camps in Lebanon. What role will Sharon play in your crusade against international terrorism? 7. There's been a lot of talk lately about unshackling the CIA and lifting the alleged ban on CIA assassinations. Many U.S. officials attribute the CIA's inability to thwart the terrorist attacks in New York and Washington to rules that supposedly have prohibited the CIA from utilizing gangsters, death squad leaders, and other "unsavory" characters as sources and assets. Why don't you set the record straight, Mr. President, and acknowledge there were always gaping loopholes in these rules, which allowed such activity to continue unabated? It's precisely this sort of dubious activity -- enlisting unsavory characters to advance U.S. foreign policy objectives -- that set the stage for tragic events on September 11th. It's hardly a secret that the CIA trained and financed Islamic extremists to topple the Soviet-backed regime in Afghanistan. Some of the same extremists supported by the CIA, most notably bin Laden, have since turned their psychotic wrath against the United States. Instead of rewarding the CIA with billions of additional dollars to fight terrorism, shouldn't you hold accountable those shortsighted and perilously naïve U.S. intelligence officials who ran the covert operation in Afghanistan that got us into this mess? 8. John Negroponte, the new U.S. ambassador the United Nations, says he intends to build an international anti-terrorist coalition. During the mid-1980s, Negroponte was involved in covering up right-wing death squad activity and other human rights abuses in Honduras when he served as ambassador to that country. Doesn't Negroponte's role in aiding and abetting state terrorism in Central America undermine the moral authority of the United States as it embarks upon a crusade against international terrorism? 9. The attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon brought home the frightening extent to which U.S. citizens and installations are vulnerable to terrorist attacks. If terrorists hit a nuclear power plant, it could result in an enormous public health disaster. In the interest of protecting national security, why haven't you ordered the immediate phase-out of the 103 nuclear power plants that are currently operating in the United States? Why doesn't your administration emphasize safe, renewable energy alternatives, such as solar and wind power, which would not invite terrorism? 10. After years of successful lobbying against rigorous safety procedures, the heads of the airline industry will receive a multibillion-dollar taxpayer bailout for their ailing companies. Given your support for the airline rescue package, do you now agree that letting the free market run its course won't resolve all our economic and social problems? (That's what anti-globalization activists have been saying all along.) And if airlines deserve a bail-out, how about a multibillion-dollar rescue package for human needs like health and education? Why aren't we bailing out our under-funded public schools, our insolvent hospitals, our national railroads, and other elements of our dilapidated social infrastructure? 11. September 11th will be remembered as a day of infamy in the United States because of the terrorist attacks in New York and Washington. In Chile, September 11th is also remembered as the day when a U.S.-back coup toppled the democratically elected government of Salvador Allende in 1973, initiating a reign of terror by General Augusto Pinochet. Given your administration's avowed stance against terrorism, will you cooperate with the various international legal cases that are honing in on ex-Secretary of State Henry Kissinger for colluding with Pinochet's murderous regime? 12. If the killing of innocent people in New York and Washington is indefensible, and surely it is, then why do U.S. officials defend American air strikes that kill innocent civilians in Iraq, Sudan, Serbia, and Afghanistan? More than 500,000 Iraqi children under age 5 have died as a result of the 1990 Gulf War, subsequent economic sanctions, and ongoing U.S. bombing raids against Iraq. Will your planned actions lead to a similar fate for the children of Afghanistan? 13. What will you accomplish if you bomb Afghanistan? Wouldn't this galvanize Islamic fundamentalist movements that are already powerful in Algeria, Egypt, Pakistan, Sudan, the oil-rich Arab monarchies, and the Balkans? Wouldn't a U.S.-led military onslaught against Afghanistan be the fastest way to create a new generation of terrorists?
Adept at manipulating real grievances, terrorist networks
breed on poverty, despair, and
social injustice. Do you think you can wipe out or even
reduce this scourge, Mr. President,
without seriously and systematically addressing the root
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Taliban Admit Sheltering Bin Laden Luke Harding in Islamabad and Duncan Campbell in Los Angeles The Guardian Osama bin Laden, the prime suspect in the September 11 attacks on New York and Washington, is being hidden at a secret location inside Afghanistan "for his safety and security", the Taliban admitted in a provocative statement last night. In stark contrast to the Taliban announcement last week that Bin Laden's whereabouts were unknown, Kabul's ambassador to Pakistan, Mullah Abdul Salam Zaeef, said security officials knew exactly where Bin Laden was holed up: "He is under the control of the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan." The admission by the Taliban that they are once more protecting Bin Laden is likely to strengthen arguments in Washington in favour of an early military strike. Mullah Zaeef insisted the Taliban were still prepared to negotiate with the US, but only if proof was provided that the prime suspect was guilty of the September 11 attacks. The US defence secretary, Donald Rumsfeld, last night said he had no reason to believe the claim by the Taliban that Bin Laden was under their control. "It was just a few days ago that they said they didn't know where he was, so I have no reason to believe anything a Taliban representative has said," Mr Rumsfeld said. Late last week the Taliban announced they had been able to deliver a message to Bin Laden from the country's top clerics that he leave Afghanistan of his own accord. They were still awaiting his answer, the Taliban said yesterday. Mullah Mohammed Omar, the reclusive spiritual leader of the Taliban, broadcast to the nation that Afghanistan had nothing to fear from the "cowardly" United States. "Americans don't have the courage to come here," he said. But with speculation rife that a joint US-British aerial attack on Bin Laden camps was imminent, Mr Rumsfeld underscored the threat to the Taliban regime. As to what response Kabul should expect if they failed to hand over Bin Laden, he said: "I would think that ought to be self-evident at this point." US and British intelligence sources have admitted in recent days that any strike on Afghanistan is being hampered by lack of firm information on Bin Laden's whereabouts. One report last night suggested that in the days immediately after the American attacks Bin Laden had been hiding in the Bagran district of Helmand province in southern Afghanistan. The area is surrounded by mountains but is also close to Kandahar, the Taliban's seat of power. There was continuing confusion over claims by an Arabic TV station that an elite team of US special forces has been captured by Bin Laden allies in south-western Afghanistan. The five soldiers - three of them Americans and two Afghans with US nationality - were supposedly caught in Helmand, just across the border from Iran, the Oman-based station al-Jazeera said. The Taliban have dismissed the report as "totally wrong". US officials confirmed on Friday that special forces are already operating inside Afghanistan but have described the claim that some have been taken as "inaccurate". Inside Afghanistan, there were increasing signs last night that the Taliban's grip on power was weakening. An opposition spokesman claimed that 130 fighters had switched sides during clashes in the northern Baghlan province, while another 200 had defected in the adjacent province of Laghman.
There were also reports of fierce fighting in the mountains of northern
Afghanistan. Rebel guerrillas said they had seized a north-eastern district
from Taliban troops, while the Taliban said that at least a dozen
opposition soldiers were killed and several hurt in a blast at a base north
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Lawyers have a special duty to work to maintain the rule
of law in the face of terrorism, Justice O'Connor said,
adding in a quotation from Margaret Thatcher, the former British prime minister: "Where law
ends, tyranny begins."
Justice O'Connor, who was on an official visit to India when the terrorist attacks took place on
Sept. 11, was the first Supreme Court justice to speak publicly about the events and their possible
legal consequences. She was the main speaker at the groundbreaking for a law school building at
New York University in Greenwich Village.
Her brief remarks emphasized the need to proceed with care in the aftermath of a national trauma
that she said "will cause us to re-examine some of our laws pertaining to criminal surveillance,
wiretapping, immigration and so on."
Lawyers would play an important role in striking the right balance, she said, adding, "Lawyers
and academics will help define how to maintain a fair and a just society with a strong rule of law
at a time when many are more concerned with safety and a measure of vengeance."
Justice O'Connor did not offer an analysis of any particular proposal, instead observing that "no
single response is appropriate for every situation."
Referring to the prospect that military deployments overseas rather than domestic prosecutions
will be a principal means of bringing terrorists to justice, she said: "It is possible, if not likely,
that we will rely more on international rules of war than on our cherished constitutional standards
for criminal prosecutions in responding to threats to our national security."
Justice O'Connor posed a series of questions at the ceremony:
"First, can a society that prides itself on equality before the law treat terrorists differently than
ordinary criminals? And where do we draw the line between them? Second, at what point does
the cost to civil liberties from legislation designed to prevent terrorism outweigh the added
security that that legislation provides?"
Without answering the questions herself, she concluded: "These are tough questions, and they're
going to require a great deal of study, goodwill and expertise to resolve them. And in the years to
come, it will become clear that the need for lawyers does not diminish in times of crisis; it only
increases."
Justice O'Connor, who grew up in Arizona, said her visit to New York and the trade center site
had changed her image of a city she and her husband, John, had considered "harsh, brash,
brassy, tough."
Now, she said, "there is a new spirit here and it's one of warmth, solidarity, humanity and
determination that we have not witnessed before."
She added: "It's very noticeable and very moving."
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Fundies Vs Rationalists
Fundamentalism isn’t a religion. It’s a personality disorder. It gets associated with religion a lot, because religion, with
its claim to be able to provide final answers to life’s greatest mysteries, appeals to a mind-set that is fearful of uncertainty,
antagonistic toward a world where trains don’t run on time and other people might do things that the fundamentalist is afraid
to try personally.
Most religions attract fundamentalists, and the results are often ludicrous. The Prophet never told anyone that
massacring over 5,000 innocent civilians was a good thing. Jesus never demanded that his teachings–let alone Exodus–be
forced upon non-believers. Even religions that don’t have the type of authoritarian regimentation that is so important to the
fundamentalist mind are afflicted by the breed. There are fundamentalist Buddhists, fundamentalist Quakers (Nixon was one
such), and there are even fundamentalist dog breeders.
But fundamentalists exist everywhere there are commonly-held beliefs or enthusiasms, and they tend to accept the
"truths" of their objects of veneration as perfect and inviolable. A fundamentalist Constitutionalist (known as a "strict
constructionalist") will often steadfastly ignore all amendments after the initial bill of rights as being latter-day dilutions of the
original, perfect whole. A fundamentalist baseball fan will insist that no change could possibly improve baseball.
Molly Ivins noted that the psychological testing procedures used to judge whether individuals were competent to serve
as policemen included fundamentalism as a disqualifying personality trait. That makes sense: if you get pulled over for a
speeding violation, you don’t want to find yourself facing a livid cop who is outraged that you have violated his sense of
order and perfection in his cosmos. You want, at the very worst, a cop who is mildly disgusted at you for being stupid in
public and who is going to write you up no matter what excuse you give him.
Baseball is a good example. Baseball has seen quite a few changes since 1957, when the Giants and Dodgers moved
west. That wasn’t the first change in baseball since 1876, but it marked the point where change markedly accelerated. With
nearly every change that brought baseball of 1957, with its eight teams in each division, early October World Series, no DH,
wool or cotton uniforms, and higher pitching mound closer to the baseball of today, there is legitimate room for debate about
whether the changes improved or hurt the game. Any of the changes. All of the changes.
But fundamentalists will point to a time when baseball was pure and holy (yes, some people will use the word "holy")
and describe every alteration made since then as the work of the devil, a communist plot to turn American youth into soccer
fans, proof of a general decline in morals and public good taste. (Soccer fundies can be even worse; at least rooting for the
"wrong baseball team" in some areas won’t get you killed).
Fundies have an often frightening ability to organize and march in lockstep to achieve their desires. Since they are
people who need regimentation of and authority over their lives, and since there’s no shortage of selfless volunteers willing
to provide same for just a little bit of unlimited wealth and power, they tend to be a force in their field of interest that far
outweighs their numbers.
To return to the baseball analogy, the fundamentalists, who basically worship the game, have managed to stave off
some of the dafter suggestions made over the years, like flourescent orange baseballs, outfield fences pulled to within 250
feet of home plate, and have just generally prevented baseball from being taken over by "change for the sake of change".
They forced all change to be subject to considerably scrutiny and criticism, and while there’s lots of room for argument over
the efficacy of any given change, the game hasn’t been destroyed. Yet.
So fundamentalists, in their place, have a valuable function. They are the brakes on social change, and while that can
often be frustrating, and sometimes prolongs injustice, it also prevents some truly hideous mistakes. Over the years, for
example, some 2,500 proposals to change the Constitution of the United States have made it to the House floor, and it’s
safe to say that about 2,400 of them were truly idiotic ideas, ranging from assigning votes based on personal wealth to
banning flag burning to banning the sale of alcohol. Eighteen of them subsequently went successfully through the rest of
the process, only one of which was truly idiotic. People will favor or oppose all amendments for various reasons, good and
bad. Fundamentalists will oppose all amendments, and are good at setting up organized resistance to same.
But fundamentalists should never, ever be put in a leadership role, and there’s a good set of reasons for it.
First, they can’t tolerate diversity of thought. They are the keepers of the flame, the arbiters of what is true and good,
and dissent, ipso facto, is evil, and demeaning to their purpose. Almost all organizations and certainly all countries have
some diversity, and if the differences are visible or distinct in some other way, savage repression and even genocide will
result. In Baseball, it results in great players being denied recognition for sins that aren’t even crimes in the greater
society: Pete Rose and Shoeless Joe Jackson are both banned from the Hall of Fame, and in Jackson’s case, he wasn’t
even guilty of what he was accused of!
I once had a Constitutional fundamentalist tell me that the country had been going to hell ever since the Marbury vs.
Madison decision. I asked a couple of followup questions to make sure he understood what this decision was, and when
this decision occurred. I couldn’t believe it.
He was serious: Marbury vs. Madison, in which the Supreme Court essentially granted to itself the power of judicial
review upon the constitutionality of specific laws. It’s hard to imagine how the Supreme Court could function without such a
power, but since it wasn’t mentioned in the Constitution, this guy felt it was an abrogation of power, and that the country
hadn’t amounted to its potential because of that decision.
The decision occurred in 1803. The US hasn’t been worth a damn since. Nosiree, Bob.
One reason fundamentalists can’t lead is because of their great inner flaw. If you talk to two baseball fundamentalists
(often self-described as "purists") about the ideal state of baseball, you are likely to get two different views of ideal
baseball. One might rhapsodize about Napoleon LaJoie, all day games, double headers, no PA system, five cent popcorn.
Another might talk about the stalwart days when men were men and sheep were scared, the good old days of Fernando
Valenzeula and Dwight Gooden, ‘way back before there were teams in Florida and Arizona.
They might react to the guy who passed up tickets to Game seven of the World Series to catch the Ottawa-Atlanta
NHL preseason match on TV with resigned sighs. What can you do about atheists?
But when it comes to one another, they are likely to experience murderous rage. The heretic is always hated more
than the infidel, because the infidel is blind to truth, whereas the heretic perverts it. Infidels should be taught, and if they
can’t learn, then they should die. Heretics already know, but consciously choose evil, and must die!
Fortunately, societal pressures and the rule of law keep them in check, which is why we see so few massacres at
baseball games. (Soccer is another story, of course). < P>
Fundamentalist regimes most often fall from internal divisions. It is their greatest weakness. It’s cause for hope
should Ashcroft, Falwell and Moon gain control of our government through the GOP. The first thing that would happen is
that Ashcroft and Falwell, no longer needing Moon, would turn on him. (Moon isn’t an easy subject for fundamentalist
Christians. He believes that he, not Jesus, is the Saviour and Redeemer of all Mankind. I checked with our local parish
priest, and he seemed reasonably sure that the Vatican still had Jesus as the number one guy on that particular list, and
that if Moon was rated at all, it was pretty far down on the list.) After they got rid of Moon, or he got rid of them, there would
be divisions galore among all the other supporters.
After that, you would have major sectarian strife, with groups from one church flying large planes into tall buildings
owned by groups from another church, and they would have death camps for Christians Utilizing Lesser Theologies, and in
all this, American freedom would have about as much chance as a soap bubble in a thermonuclear explosion.
Letting fundies run the country just wouldn’t be a real good idea at all. Genocide, whether the victims are Jews or
Mets fans, just doesn’t coincide with the idea of a free and pluralistic society.
The biggest flaw in fundamentalism is that it truly cannot understand the forces of rationality. Fundamentalists find it
impossible to believe that members of their own church, political party, TV fan club or baseball fantasy league could even
consider other points of view to be valid.
So when Ashcroft said that bin Laden hated and feared freedom, he was quite correct. The only problem is that
Ashcroft, too, is a fundamentalist. And when crisis arrived, he was ready, with 51 new laws designed to make sure that
there was a lot less of that freedom floating around, encouraging people to sustain false beliefs.
Fundamentalists don’t just fly planes into buildings and blow up restaurants and imprison dissenters. They also pass
laws to "counter terrorism" and even "keep America free".
Don’t let your fear of middle Easter terrorists blind you to the very real threat of domestic terrorists who use pens
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Dead Letter Office
Heil Bush,
Dear Propaganda Ansager Fleischer,
Congratulations you have just been awarded the Vidkun Quisling Award for 2001. Your name will now live throughout history with such past award winners as Marcus Junius Brutus, Judas Iscariot, Benedict Arnold, Vidkun Quisling and last year's winner Volksjudge Antoni (light-fingers) Scalia.
Without your help shilling for us, spinning the truth, telling out right lies and ignoring the real news, holding onto power after our Coup D' Etat would have been impossible. With the help of our mutual friends, the other "Media Whores," you have made it possible for all of us to goose-step off to a brave new bank account.
Along with this award there will be an Iron Cross 2nd class presented by our glorious Fuhrer Herr Bush at a gala celebration in der Fuhrer Bunker (formally the White House) on 12-15-2001. We salute you Herr Fleischer! Sieg Heil!
Signed,
Heil Bush
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Ashcroft Seeks To Boost Power Of Secret Court
WASHINGTON - Meeting in a windowless, bug- proof chamber deep inside the U.S. Justice Department, a secretive U.S. court wields
extraordinary power to approve government requests to listen in on citizens' phone calls or to break in their homes to seize evidence.
The court's seven judges just can't seem to say no. Since it was established in 1978, the court has approved thousands of government
wiretap and warrant requests - and denied only one.
And it's all done in proceedings so classified that even those Americans who are targeted for surveillance have no right to know about
it, much less to challenge it.
Now, following the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks, the Bush administration is asking Congress to extend the reach of this little-understood
federal court, whose specialty is overseeing the government's surveillance of spies, terrorists and agents of foreign powers.
But the proposal is threatening to upset the delicate post-Watergate balance between protecting national security and spying on
Americans.
The court was created by the 1978 Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act in response to the Nixon administration's practice of using its
intelligence-gathering powers to spy on its political enemies.
The Bush administration says the need for beefed-up covert surveillance was highlighted by the attacks on New York and the
Pentagon.
``Law enforcement needs a strengthened and streamlined ability for our intelligence-gathering abilities to gather the information
necessary to disrupt, weaken and eliminate the infrastructure of terrorist organizations,'' Attorney General John Ashcroft told Congress
last week.
One of the most controversial proposals in Ashcroft's package of antiterrorism legislation would allow the government to use the court
for other types of investigations, including criminal cases not chiefly related to gathering foreign intelligence.
But would such a revision allow the government to use the law to pursue cases that do not affect national security, thereby dodging
constitutional protections ordinarily enjoyed by individuals against surveillance?
``It's a slippery slope,'' said Morton Halperin, a former State Department adviser who helped write FISA, as the law is known, while at
the American Civil Liberties Union. ``The law is supposed to be used for intelligence, not for criminal investigations.''
Because FISA wiretaps and warrants must clear a lower legal hurdle than criminal ones, Halperin worries that the FBI might be tempted
to use FISA as an ``end run'' around the Fourth Amendment, which restricts surveillance of U.S. citizens in criminal investigations.
The low-profile FISA court, whose seven active and semiretired judges are selected by the chief justice of the Supreme Court, has
probably been working overtime amid the massive investigation into the attacks in New York, Washington and Pennsylvania.
Last year, the court granted more than 1,000 wiretaps and search warrants, double the number of a decade ago, according to the
Center for Democracy and Technology, citing Justice Department figures. Today, FISA warrants are nearly as common as wiretaps for
all criminal inquiries combined, including drugs, gambling and organized crime.
On the one occasion when the FISA court denied a government warrant request, it was because the request fell outside the court's
jurisdiction, said David Sobel, attorney for the Electronic Information Privacy Information Center.
Critics say the recent surge in FISA warrants suggests they are being used for purposes beyond intelligence- gathering.
``FISA is designed to deal with espionage and terrorism, but there are always concerns that it is being used for other crimes, such as
drug conspiracies,'' said Jonathan Turley, a George Washington University law professor who observed FISA proceedings in the 1980s
while working for the National Security Agency.
But proving misuse is virtually impossible, Turley said, because the proceedings are never disclosed.
A FISA request begins at an intelligence or national security agency, but it is the FBI that is responsible for implementing the program.
The Justice Department must sign off on every application, which can run as long as 40 to 50 pages.
Although it's called a court, the process is less like a trial and more like an administrative hearing. There is no court reporter, and few
written records. The only witnesses are government employees; there is no adversarial process.
Unlike wiretaps issued under criminal law, FISA applications do not require showing a crime occurred. The government must
demonstrate only the target is likely to be an agent of a foreign government or power.
FISA may be used only when foreign intelligence gathering is ``the'' purpose of the investigation. The Justice Department wants to
change the language so intelligence gathering may be only ``a'' purpose or ``a significant'' purpose.
Legal experts say that would open the door to FISA warrants in criminal investigations, as long as intelligence gathering was a
component.
Congress has rejected Ashcroft's call to approve his proposals this week, indicating it will take a more cautious approach.
``The expansion of FISA is a good idea,'' said Sen. John Edwards, D- N.C., a member of the Senate Intelligence Committee. ``But we
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I have never been a good flyer. I was fine as a little kid, because I thought we were traveling to a different planet. When my parents and I would fly from
Riverside’s Flabob airport aboard Bonanza Airlines to Las Vegas, I also thought that the states would be different colors like the puzzles and maps I used to
have as a child. That when you flew from brown California and crossed the state line into Nevada, you’d see the boarder since Nevada was purple. But as I
grew older, and realized the devastation of mechanical failure, bad weather, or countless other disasters which could occur, my fear developed into a monster
with a mind of it’s own. Even though I know, living in Southern California that I risk my life on a daily basis driving on the endless L.A. freeways, and that it
is far safer to fly anywhere in an airplane, it doesn’t ease my fears completely.
No, I have been the queen of the "extra-shot-for-a-dollar-more" bloody marys at the airport bars before departure. The odd thing is that I have always felt far
safer on overseas flights on international carriers. I have never experienced the fear on a flight from LAX to Heathrow on Virgin Atlantic or British Airways
the way I do on a United flight from Burbank to Denver. Perhaps it’s the comfort of knowing the international carriers are far more meticulous when it comes
to security. Or maybe it’s just the fact the alcohol and headphones are free. Lately however, I have become better at flying. More relaxed, not as stressed,
even when we hit major turbulence from Vegas to Burbank I was able to continue reading my in-flight magazine hysteria free. Then came 9/11/01. Well, just
kiss my courage good-bye.
For some time now I have been unconsciously aware, far away in the back of my mind, that airport security is not what it should be. I must have been in
complete denial, seeing, but yet not allowing it to permeate my conscious thought or else I never would have boarded a plane. The holes in security were
painfully apparent to anyone who was willing to look and see them for what they are. The staff, woefully and obviously underpaid, overworked, and under
trained. Let’s face it, as nice as these people are, and I do commend them tremendously for that, since they must receive enormous amounts of abuse being in
such a public service position, should we trust them with National Security? Should we trust anyone with National Security other than the Government? It
is National Security we are talking about, as it concerns our ports. Even Las Vegas and Denver are International points of entry.
By privatizing, and/or leaving this to the airlines or airports, which are already financially strapped to the point of bankruptcy, means continuing to bottom
line the most important aspect - security. Everyone who comes in contact with the aircraft should be under some kind of federal jurisdiction. From the
security staff, to the cleaning crew and caterers, all should be accountable. They should be well paid, have great benefits, and strive for the lowest turnover
possible, with plenty of room for advancement, not hoping to get hired at the terminal Burger King in order to get a better paying job. There should be enough
staff at security scanners so there is always more than one pair of eyes scanning bags, just in case one person is momentarily distracted, the other can be a
backup. There should also be enough staff so that no one spends too much time in any one position long enough for fatigue to set in. They should not have a
quota of 5 seconds to screen a bag, security personnel in Europe admit it takes a minimum of 12 – 15 seconds to scan a bag, and even that may not be enough.
It may take upgrading the equipment from the bag scanners to the human scanners.
Why isn’t the government jumping all over this? One guess. Cash. Bush is too busy continuing to push more tax cuts for the rich to stimulate the economy.
How he figures this is going to work is quite beyond me. These people already have money. If they were going to invest, they already would be. Giving them
more money to do what they already have the capital to do, but are not, is a waste of time and money. It doesn’t take a financial genius to figure out that you
give money to people who are dying to spend it: the lower and middle classes who are currently living paycheck to paycheck, if they still have jobs.
I for one would gladly give back my tax advance to have safer aviation in this country. I’d also happily pay more taxes for better National Security. Hell, I
am ready, next time I fly, to walk up to the first security checkpoint and declare, "Hi! I am willing to volunteer to strip naked if it will make my flight safer,
and I get to my destination alive and well. Isn’t everyone ready to do that? Show of hands please. Who isn’t? You sir? Ok, you cannot fly, terribly sorry." If
this was a requirement – and you saw the person who balked or refused – would you want to get on the plane with them? And besides, stripping naked is
nothing compared to what Ashcroft wants to do to my rights. No I am all for keeping my civil liberties, but I don’t think getting a full body imaging scan is
violating anything. Hell, it may even help point out early signs of breast or ovarian cancer! See, it could be a public health tool too! Bonus! Where do I sign
up?
Does the Bush appointistration actually think we’ll feel better about getting on an airplane simply because he says we should? You buying my ticket and my
flight insurance there Smirky? Better still, are you flying with me? With all the bragging lately of these public officials taking "commercial flights" - who knew
they weren't? Who knew our tax dollars have been paying for private jets all this time?
Personally, I am not sure I trust a government that is not willing to jump at the chance to take responsibility for all of this, especially when almost every
other country on the planet with an airport is in charge of their airport security.
But then, I have a lot of trust issues lately.
Anyone for a cruise?
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To End On A Happy Note ... War Pigs
Generals gathered in their masses
Politicians hide themselves away
Now in darkness, world stops turning
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Activist Alerts "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good people to do nothing." ... Edmund Burke
Yesterday, after I sent out the first batch of messages regarding the cover-up of the final results of the
Florida vote count, I received a telephone call from someone who, like David Podvin’s source, does not
want to be named. He worked on the NORC recount. Although he was not privy to any final numbers,
he confirmed David’s story, in the sense that the trend was obviously toward many, many more votes
for Gore than were included in the totals certified by Florida Secretary of State Katherine Harris.
The Florida Ballot Project page of the University of Chicago National Opinion Research Center
(NORC)’s website contains the following text:
We have now completed all data-collection operations for the Florida Ballot Project. In
recent weeks, we have developed computer databases that contain the results of the
ballot examinations. At this moment, the databases are essentially complete.
The next step is to release the data to our clients, the media group, who will analyze the
data and report initial findings. After a brief embargo, we will make the databases
available to the public through our website.
No schedule has been set for that process. The media group has postponed release
because of the terrorist attacks on New York City and Washington, D.C.
I received a telephone call this morning from someone who also wants to remain anonymous, a member
of the political press who has contacts in the higher echelons of both the Democratic and the
Republican parties. He spoke to a University of Chicago official this past Monday (The New York
Times’ announcement of an indefinite postponement was made on the previous Thursday), who said
that the results "will be released soon."
Let’s make sure that happens. I invite you to write to members of the consortium and to NORC
demanding the release of the data.
The New York Times Co., letters@nytimes.com
I’ll keep you updated on any additional information I receive.
I have rewritten a suggested letter for requesting a Proclamation in recognition of the events of December 12th. I
suggest the you get these written and in the mail as soon as possible. I have always requested these from the Governor
of my state. I have tried to write this so as not to give the Republican Governors an excuse for not issuing you a
proclamation. In Florida, the governors office issues very a very fancy proclamation that would rival the Declaration of
Independence to organizations, groups requesting them. They are fantastic attention getters when trying to get
media coverage for your event. When I send out my announcements to the local TV stations, Radio, Newspapers, etc, I
always include a copy of the proclamation. Other suggestions would be to ask your Senators, your Mayor, to also
prepare a similar proclamation. I ask all of them. The worst that can happen is that they will say no. If they say no,
chalk it up on your little list of who NOT to vote for next time!
Submit the wording for the proclamation below to your elected officials and ask them to prepare a proclamation for
your event. The National Candlelight Vigil- 2001 December 12, 2001 I hereby officially recognize and honorThe National Candlelight Vigil-2001 and I urge all citizens of ( Your State name )to join me in this recognition. The National Candlelight Vigil to be held on December 12, 2001, to remind citizens of the United States of America of the need for Voter Reform to and protest the one year anniversary of the Supreme Court decision. This Vigil will also remember those killed in the senseless criminal terrorist acts committed upon New York City, Washington, DC & Pennsylvania. These acts of terrorism killed U. S. citizens as well as citizens of many other nationalities. As Governor of (State Name ) I commend The National Candlelight Vigil, 2001 for their dedication to people entitled to vote & in remembrance of those innocent people killed by acts of terrorism. © 2001 G.A.G.
SUPPORT THE OREGON DEMOCRATS' PROPOSAL TO IMPEACH THE FELONIOUS
FIVE!
Here's what you can do to help:
2. Contact your local and/or state Democratic Party office urging them to also
support the resolution.
3. Contribute to the Democratic Party of Oregon. We plan to continue to promote
this resolution and your contribution, no matter how small, will help us in this fight
for democracy. Click on Democratic Party of Oregon to send your support today!
Was it the worst Supreme Court decision in US history, as
American University Constitutional scholar Jamin Raskin has
suggested? Considering that Raskin is a staunch civil rights
advocate, the very thought that he would rank Bush v. Gore
lower than both the Dred Scott and Plessy rulings is instructive.
Nor does Raskin stand alone in his opinion of this judicial coup.
Justice John Paul Stevens: "One thing, however, is certain.
Although we may never know with complete certainty the identity
of the winner of this year's Presidential election, the identity of the
loser is perfectly clear. It is the Nation's confidence in the judge as
an impartial guardian of the rule of law. I respectfully dissent."
Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg: "In sum, the Court's
conclusion that a constitutionally adequate recount is impractical is
a prophecy the Court's own judgment will not allow to be tested.
Such an untested prophecy should not decide the Presidency of the
United States. I dissent." And related is the unsigned per curiam
decision of the Scalia 5, a transparent attempt to try to avoid
history's scarlet letter.
Hendrik Hertzberg, former presidential speechwriter: "The
election of 2000 was not stolen. It was expropriated."
David Kairys, Temple University: "We had a constitutional
crisis, and it was Bush v. Gore. History will not be kind."
Suzanna Sherry, Vanderbilt University: "There is really very little way to reconcile this opinion other than that
they wanted Bush to win."
Jeffrey Rosen, legal scholar: "They have...made it impossible for citizens of the United States to sustain any
kind of faith in the rule of law as something larger than the self-interested political preferences of William
Rehnquist, Antonin Scalia, Clarence Thomas, Anthony Kennedy, and Sandra Day O'Connor."
Randall Kennedy, Harvard University: "But we should also insist that there be no confirmation for Scalia-like
champions of the right-wing agenda. The Supreme Court has hurt its own reputation by wrongly intervening to
ensure the victory of George W. Bush. Those who abhor what the Court did should say so and say so loudly and
clearly."
Jesse Jackson and John Sweeney: "But if it comes down for justices to the 14th amendment and the promise
of equal protection, one can only hope for the sake of the country that they consider how not counting all the votes
mirrors too closely the habits of heart and mind that brought us slavery and segregation--the original sins of our
nation that the equal protection clause sought to repair."
And, of course, Vincent Bugliosi, prosecutor of Charles Manson and author of several bestselling true-crime
books, in The Betrayal of America: ". . . the Court committed the unpardonable sin of being a knowing surrogate
for the Republican Party instead of being an impartial arbiter of the law.... [The Court searched] mightily for a
way, any way at all, to aid their choice for president, Bush, in the suppression of the truth, finally settling, in their
judicial coup d'État, on the untenable argument that there was a violation of the Fourteenth Amendment's equal
protection clause..."
Recent polls indicate the public's growing dissatisfaction with the results of the Scalia Five's decision. A survey
conducted by the Pew Research Center and Princeton Survey Research Associates (June 13-17) showed George
W. Bush's job approval rating at just 50 percent, down six points from March; the New York Times survey with
CBS News (June 14-18) put the rating at 53 percent, down seven points from March. And Democracy Corps's
Greenberg Quinlan Rosner poll (June 11-13) found that 48 percent of likely voters think the nation is currently on
the "wrong track." Perhaps most tellingly, 25 percent of voters in the Democracy Corps poll said that the phrase
"not really elected President" describes Bush "very well," with another 15 percent saying that it describes him
"well"--in other words, six months after the Scalia Five coup, 40 percent of likely voters still believe Bush was not
really elected President.
What then, is to be done?
The least we can do is know our own history, and to understand that what the Injustices did was an insult to the
dreams and ideals of Lexington and Concord, Valley Forge and Jefferson and Paine, Gettsyburg and Lincoln and
Douglass, Selma and King, Seneca Falls and Anthony, Delano and Chavez, Flint and Debs and Lewis. We can
bear witness to injustice, in the nonviolent protest tradition of Thoreau, Gandhi, King, Havel, Robinson, Chavez.
The Scalia Five's judicial coup came down on the second Tuesday last December. So, on the second Tuesday of
July, July 10, 2001, the Tuesday after the Pro-Democracy Convention in Philadelphia, the Tuesday between
Independence Day and Bastille Day, the Institute for Policy Studies and friends are calling for a peaceful,
nonviolent vigil at the Supreme Court building, at noon.
On July 10--and each Tuesday at noon from then on--let's gather at the scene of the crime, and bear witness to the
truth. The Scalia Five won't be there; but we should be.
Bring a candle or a bell, like the Czechs a decade ago. Bring a copy of the Voters' Bill of Rights, or the US
Constitution. Send an e-mail to all your friends, with your favorite quote from this list. Bring Pablo Neruda's and
Marge Piercy's poems. Bring the next generation, so they will never forget. Bring your commitment to restore,
rebuild, and expand American democracy. The Supreme Court cheated. Democracy lost. For now.
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here to print or download the bills. Send them to other right-wing groups as well!
And if you still want to annoy the Heritage Foundation, you can always go to their
online donation form as soon as you try to leave the page, a pop-up window appears asking why you decided not to donate. Give them an explanation, but remember to be polite!
We, the undersigned voters, know that our cherished democracy is endangered from
within by the grave and potentially fatal flaws in our voting systems exposed by the
Presidential Election of 2000.
As our elected representatives, you have the duty, the opportunity, and the privilege to
correct these flaws and to restore fair and honest elections throughout our nation. To this
end, we charge you to construct and pass a VOTERS BILL OF RIGHTS, which shall
include:
Strict enforcement and extension of the Voting Rights Act to prevent the
disenfranchisement of voters and require full investigation and criminal prosecution of
any offenders;
Standardized, easily understandable federal election ballots
Funding to replace old and unreliable voting machines to ensure that every vote is
counted fairly and accurately
Genuine campaign finance reform that bans campaign contributions from special
interests
Replacement of the Electoral College with a majority-rule election, or substantial reform
of the Electoral College to allow for proportional representation
Measures to increase voter participation by eliminating bureaucratic hurdles to voter
registration and turnout, including language barriers, physical barriers, archaic
equipment, and lack of resources
Enactment and enforcement of a VOTERS BILL OF RIGHTS will restore trust in our
government and encourage participation in our democratic processes. The linchpin of a
democracy is the process by which we select our representatives and leaders. The right
to vote is our defining right as citizens of this nation. We call upon our elected
representatives to protect our Constitution from abusive exercise of government power
by enacting a VOTERS BILL OF RIGHTS.
We pledge our full and constant support for enactment of a VOTERS BILL OF
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Parting Shots...
The national crisis seems to be bringing out the best in some people, and the worst in others. Ari "come fly our friendly lies" Fleischer (1) is steadfastly failing
to follow his own advice, Bret Schundler (2) has figured out that using the World Trade Center disaster for his own political ends is surely a great idea, and
Dick Armey (3) is waiting until people are down, then stepping on their necks and going through their wallets. Meanwhile Poppy Bush (6) is involved in a spot
of dodgy dealing, Michelle Malkin (7) figured that the best thing she can do for New Yorkers is bash their junior Senator, and Rush Limbaugh (10) is frothing
at the mouth (no news there then). A big thanks goes to Elad for contributing to this week's list, and you can be sure that the icons will be back next time. Until
then...
#1 Ari Fleischer
Has anyone noticed that you can't spell LIAR without an A, an R and an I? You know, most people would have given Bush the
benefit of the doubt when he was shipped off to Nebraska by the Secret Service - they knew there was danger and were trying
to protect his ass, and rightly so. So why did Ari have to reflexively make up a fraudulent cover story about Bush being
directly in the line of fire? According to Ari, Air Force One received a phone call containing "code words" which indicated that it was a
target - except no, actually there was no such phone call. Ari later backed down - White House staffers had "apparently misunderstood
comments made by their security detail." Hmm. Maybe they were too busy still fixing all that damage from the last time the Clintons
flew on Air Force One, eh Ari? But as if that wasn't enough, Ari later decided to give us a little insight into the administration's current
feelings on freedom of speech: "There are reminders to all Americans that they need to watch what they say." I guess those two
reporters who were fired last week for writing articles critical of Bush found that out the hard way. You can read Ari's remarks for
yourself at the White House website - well, actually you can't, because they were deleted from the transcript (the White House claimed
a "transcription error" - how convenient. Funny that they haven't fixed the "error" yet.) Fortunately the Associated Press got it right.
#2 Bret Schundler
Our congratulations go out to Bret Schundler. Last week Bret became the first candidate to air a TV ad featuring scenes of
the destroyed World Trade Center for the purposes of trying to gain political points. Didn't take long, did it? Ironically,
Schundler was taking heat recently for bashing New Jersey's emergency services' response to the September 11 attacks, and
now he's done a quick one-eighty - oh, but not for his own political gain, of course. Why, that would be shameful. But don't just take it
from me - here's Thomas P. Canzanella, president of the Professional Firefighters Association of New Jersey: "I find it almost
disgusting and despicable that a person who aspires to be the governor of the state of New Jersey needs to trade not only on a
horrendous situation, but with New York firefighters... You have someone who's attempting to portray, if you will, his alliance with police
and firemen, when he doesn't have one." (Oh, by the way - Schundler's spin doctors tried to portray Canazella's remarks as a partisan
attack on a candidate who was merely trying to bring people together, if you can believe that.)
#3 Dick Armey
In the wake of the September 11 attacks, airlines were faced with the grim prospect of staying in business after losing days
of income and with the inevitable massive drop-off in air travel. In the sprit of good capitalism, Congress signed a $15 billion
bail-out program for the airlines so they could stay in business. But despite thie bail-out, tens of thousands of airline
employees were laid off. So, of course, Congress moved to make sure that the working people who were violently thrown out of their
livelihood because of the terrorist attacks were taken care of, right? There's no way that we would let the terrorists put tens of
thousands of hard-working American citizens out of a job, right? If keeping the airlines in business is important, than surely helping
out all those middle- and lower-class workers is TWICE as important, right? Well, not if you ask Dick Armey. In response to a
Democratic proposal to extend benefits to the laid-off workers, Armey said, "the model of thought that says we need to go out and
extend unemployment benefits and health insurance benefits and so forth is not I think one that is commensurate with the American
spirit here." Yep - it seems that the "American spirit," in the eyes of Republicans, is to make sure huge corporations still have a
bottom line. The tens of thousands of American citizens who now can't feed their families should probably just, what, pull themselves
up by the bootstraps?
#4 Kay O'Connor
She's an "old-fashioned woman" - damn straight! Yes, Kansas state senator Kay O'Connor recently took the unusual step of
declaring the 19th Amendment to be a load of hogwash when she was asked to appear at the Johnson County League of
Women Voters' ''Celebrate the Right to Vote'' luncheon. She declined, telling organizer Delores Furtado that ''You probably
wouldn't want me there because of what I would have to say.'' Well at least she's as honest as she is bonkers. According to O'Connor,
''Men should take care of women, and if men were taking care of women (today) we wouldn't have to vote.'' Apparently O'Connor
doesn't care much what her constituents think of this view. ''If I don't get re-elected, my only punishment is to go home to my
husband and my roses and my children and my grandchildren.'' How nice.
#5 Silvio Berlusconi
The Italian Prime Minister, Silvio Berlusconi, met with Russian President Vladimir Putin and German Chancellor Gerhard
Schroder in Berlin last week to discuss anti-terrorism strategies - and managed to end up doing a passable impression of the
biggest terrorist in history, Adolf Hitler. Comparing Western civilization to Islamic countries, Berlusconi said, "We should be
confident of the superiority of our civilization," and, "[the West] is bound to occidentalize and conquer new people. It has done it with
the Communist world and part of the Islamic world, but unfortunately, a part of the Islamic world is 1,400 years behind. From this point
of view, we must be conscious of the strength and force of our civilization." But it gets better (or worse, as the case may be.) Berlusconi
then attempted to capitalize on the World Trade Center disaster and defend his brutal treatment of anti-globalization protestors in
Genoa earlier this year. According to him, you see, anti-globalization protestors are no better than terrorists: "[the terrorists were
trying] to stop the corrupting effect of Western civilization on the Islamic world," he said, while "the antiglobalization movement
criticizes from within Western civilization the Western way of life, trying to make Western civilization feel guilty." Yes, it wouldn't do to
have people criticizing the status quo, now, would it? Funny really, all this time I thought that one of the beauties of Western
civilization was the freedom to criticize without being locked up and beaten. My mistake...
#6 George H. W. Bush
Did you know that the President's dad works for the bin Laden family business? It's true - The New York Times reported back
in March that ex-President Bush was touring Saudi Arabia on behalf of the Carlyle Group, using his political contacts to further
his business interests. Interestingly, according to Judicial Watch, the bin Laden family has a substantial investment in the
Carlyle Group, and have met with George Bush Sr. on several occasions. The tough part for Poppy is that the bin Laden family are
currently under investigation following the September 11 attacks - the FBI recently subpoenaed their bank records to find out whether
they're funding Osama or not. So considering this obviously massive conflict of interest, will Poppy resign from his position at Carlyle?
Don't bet on it. Since when does international terrorism get in the way of making a fat profit?
#7 Michelle Malkin
Conservatives are more than happy for the left-wing to bend over for the cause of "unity" (why, for us to do anything else
would surely be unpatriotic) but it seems that they don't mind giving us a swift kick in the pants while our butts are up in the
air. Columnist Michelle Malkin ripped into Senator Clinton last week, comparing her to a "5-year-old," and saying, "she
suffers from a fatal inability to put love of country above love of self." Yes, once again we see that in order to be true patriots and
Americans we must simply agree with whatever the Republicans want, and stand idly by while they do and say whatever they please.
I'm curious what Ms. Malkin would have said if Senator Clinton had chosen not to go to the aid of her constituents in New York.
Damned if you do, damned if you don't...
#8 Michael Reagan and "the Webers"
Speaking of unity... of all the incomprehensible blather we've heard from conservatives in the last couple of weeks, this
pretty much takes the cake. Michael Reagan, son of former President Ronald Reagan (now making pots of cash off his
father's name), posted an open letter to George W. Bush from "the Webers" on his website last week which claims that the
REAL terrorist we have to stop is none other than - you guessed it - Bill Clinton. "If you are a man true to your word, we have one
international terrorist whom we suggest that you arrest immediately," quoth the Webers. "Mr. President, your actions against terrorism
are good. But, if you are truly serious, you must also bring 'Evil Bill' Clinton to justice. It is abundantly clear that he is a domestic
criminal." Sigh. So let's get this straight... terrorists crash airplanes into the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, kill thousands of
people, and Michael Reagan is endorsing the Webers' suggestion that Bush should hunt down and arrest Bill Clinton. Why aren't we
surprised?
#9 The Family Research Council
And... we're back. Politics as usual is slowly returning to Washington - last week it was the turn of the conservative Family
Research Council to lay into George W. Bush. Hang on a minute, I thought we weren't supposed to be criticizing Bush? Well,
it seems that certain criticisms are more equal than others, especially when it comes to picking on Bush for being too
"pro-gay." Yep, in a time when Americans have to "watch what they say," the Family Research Council seems to be getting a free pass
for criticizing the President over his "implicit endorsement" of the "homosexual political agenda." In a memo last week, FRC President
Ken Connor wrote down a whole list of beefs he has with Bush: letting openly gay Rep. Jim Kolbe speak at the GOP convention,
naming a "militant advocate of homosexual rights," as ambassador to Canada (Paul Celluci), choosing "prominent gay activist" Scott
Evertz to head the White House AIDS office, and more. The memo was also critical of Colin Powell for presiding over the swearing-in of
"openly homosexual foreign service officer" Michael Guest as ambassador to Romania. Presumably, though, Ari Fleischer won't be
making much of an effort to get the FRC to shut up. For starters, they're not liberals - and let's face it, if there's one thing
conservatives hate more than criticism of Bush, it's the "gay agenda."
#10 Rush Limbaugh
And finally: it's good old Rush and his reliable sources. El Lumpo went on the rampage last week after ABC news anchor
Peter Jennings accused President Bush live on air, September 11, for not returning to Washington immediately. Outraged,
Rush pounced on his microphone like it was a double Whopper with cheese. "Little Peter couldn't understand why George
Bush didn't address the nation sooner than he did," said the Tonnage On Loan From God, "and even made snide comments like,
'Well, some presidents are just better at it than others,' and 'Maybe it's wise that certain presidents just not try to address the people
of the country.'" Rush went on to explain that Jennings was foolish, whining, babyish, and an example of liberals' unrealistic
selfishness. It's a shame that Limbaugh went off on this tirade when the only evidence he had was an e-mail from a friend, because -
surprise - it turned out to be completely false, and he had to make a full on-air retraction after ABC protested. Said Rush, "we will
correct this and be upfront about it, so as to avoid any uncertain angst and unnecessary angst on the part of our colleagues at ABC." A
bit late really, considering that Jennings had already received 10,000 angry e-mails and phone calls. My advice: Instead of hiring
people to carry him to the bathroom, Rush should employ some researchers. See you next week! |


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