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In This Edition

Robert Parry is back with a brilliant essay in two parts, "Missed Opportunities Of Sept. 11."

Jim Hightower explains, "The Congressional Grab Bag."

Norman Solomon has good news in, "Determined Struggle Brings A Radio Network Back To Life."

Helen Thomas reports on, "The War So Far."

Gene Lyons says, "It's All Bill Clinton's Fault"

Joe Conason asks with tongue-in-cheek, "Is George W. Bush God's President?"

Ted Rall takes off the blinders and says, "I Can See Clearly Now The Pain Is Gone."

Edward Ericson Jr. tells, "The Enron Story You Haven't Heard."

Tally Briggs gazes through the, "Eye Of The Beholder."

Isaac Peterson writes a letter to Ashcroft in, "Dear John."

Howard Fineman wins the "Vidkun Quisling Award!"

Molly Ivins says, "Inserting The Word `Security' In Everything Doesn't Hide Stupidity."

Ann Thomas has questions in, "Ask Why."

And finally in Parting Shots The Democratic Underground gives us "The Top Ten Conservative Idiots" of the week but first Uncle Ernie uses, "Pretzel Logic."

This week we spotlight the cartoons of Kirk Anderson with additional cartoons from MoPaul, Lisa Casey, Bush Beer.net, Chadsux, Media Whores Online, C.A.L.I.C.O., Pipe Dangler, Chris Whitehouse, GWBush Art and Political Strikes.

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Pretzel Logic

By Ernest Stewart

I would love to tour the Southland
In a travelling minstrel show
Yes I'd love to tour the Southland
In a traveling minstrel show
Yes I'm dying to be a star and make them laugh
Sound just like a record on the phonograph
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago, oh yeah

Pretzel Logic ... Steely Dan

One thing I can say for our beloved 'Texas Prairie Monkey' is that he goes out of his way to keep us entertained. If it weren't for the fact that he's a seditious traitor one could almost feel sorry for this poor smuck. Of course he brings it all upon himself so I really can't do anything but laugh at Smirky.

He's the bumbling rich kid at school who thinks he cool because he has all these 'friends' and doesn't connect to the fact that everyone only puts up with him because of his father's power. When in reality he is the biggest laughing stock on campus and hasn't got a clue that everybody, his family included, are laughing behind his back. That's our curious George alright. Even little brother Jebthro looks at him in wonder. You can see it in his eyes as he looks at big brother and wonders why it's not him instead of his goofy big brother that's in the White House?

It's not of course it's Poppa Smirk trying to get even with the country and the world for rejecting him in `92. Afghanistan was only business, getting the right puppet government installed so that the Cheney/Bush's get that pipeline built. No Sadam Insane and Iraq are going to feel Poppas wrath. Sadam who unlike Poppa is still in power, who tried to have Poppa killed and is still laughing about Poppa to the whole world. Then there was that little mistake he made called Somalia which I think maybe our next stop?

It's easy to defeat from the air, there are still a lot of buildings standing to show being hit by smart bombs. The people are darker than the Afghani's and therefore nobodies worried about a body count. It will bring the troops up to battle standard, get them use to killing people and give them some harmless sport before the big battles for Iraq and who knows, Iran. Get all the bugs out of the Army and Marines with this little rehearsal. Or maybe the Philippines are next?

We've already got a cohort or so of Green Berets and Marines there acting as advisers to the army. Now where have I seen this before? Hmmm I wonder, somewhere from my youth hmmm oh yeah it always comes to me and all the former "Youths-In-Asia." The ones that made it home that is, Viet Nam! The ones that didn't are listed in a Washington D.C. park. About 60,000 names are there to read, pack a lunch and spend the day if you want to see what you'll harvest from war.

Meanwhile curious George apparently fell off the wagon and then fell off the couch, or you could buy the pretzel story. Perhaps there is some truth to it although it's hard to say as they keep changing the story. Like I told Ari last spring if you're going to lie successfully you got to get your story straight and work out all the little kinks in it before you release it and then stick to it no matter what. Even if they have pictures, deny them! Why this working out of the premise beforehand somehow always escapes Smirky's Spin-masters is beyond me because they just don't get it. Simple one would imagine? Or maybe Pickles picked up a vase and brained him with it or maybe it was all of the above? George got wasted watching the football game and Pickles caught him drinking grabed something and smacked him with it causing him to choke on a mouth full of pretzels?

All America is asking as one, "What happened to our beloved Fuhrer?" Of all the explanations I've seen my favorite was on cousin Jon's "Daily Show" the other night where a video showed Georgie's mother coming out of a bathroom naked! Without a doubt, the sight of which could really make you faint! I'm still shaking! Until the next time, Peace Y'all.

Chapter 4 of my new book
is now viewing. I post a new chapter on the 1st of each month.


© 2002 Ernest Stewart






Missed Opportunities Of Sept. 11 (part 1)

By Robert Parry

The ouster of the Taliban and the disruption of Osama bin Laden?s terrorist network may have bought the U.S. public some added safety four months after the Sept. 11 attacks. But those gains could prove illusory because George W. Bush has ignored the root causes of the violence.

Some of those root causes, such as the world's unequal economic development, may require long-term attention. But others could have been addressed in the aftermath of Sept. 11 as fitting responses to the atrocities.

Missed, for instance, was the opportunity to call on the American people to commit themselves to serious energy conservation and thus to free the hand of U.S. diplomacy in the Middle East. Bush also missed a unique opportunity to demand a settlement of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. And he has been silent about the danger of mixing politics with religious fundamentalism.

In each case, Bush displayed a lack of presidential vision or was frozen by the political and economic entanglements of his supporters.

Go Shopping

Perhaps most significantly, at a time when Americans were eager to do something meaningful as a way to pay tribute to the estimated 3,000 people who died in the terrorist attacks, Bush most memorably urged the U.S. public to go shopping and take vacations, a call made in a national address to Congress and now featured in tourist industry TV commercials.

The White House could have explained how the nation?s over-dependence on fossil fuels prevents the U.S. government from pressuring Arab states, especially the Saudi Arabians, to reform corrupt and authoritarian governments, one of most immediate causes for Islamic terrorism. But Bush has close ties to the oil industry, both in the United States and the Middle East.

The Saudi royal family and other undemocratic Arab regimes have long understood the leverage that oil gives them over the United States. The implicit deal was expressed bluntly in one State Department cable dated July 5, 1979. "The basis of this relationship ? our need for oil and the Saudi need for security ? will continue," predicted the cable. [For details, see Robert Parry?s Trick or Treason.]

To fulfill the U.S. side of the relationship, the CIA has collaborated with Saudi security forces by training palace guards and disrupting political opposition. The United States adopted similar relationships with other undemocratic leaders throughout the Middle East ? from the Shah of Iran, before the 1979 Iranian revolution, to the Emir of Kuwait, who was reinstalled by a U.S.-led military force that reversed the Iraqi invasion in 1991.

In return for U.S.-supplied security, Saudi Arabia and the Persian Gulf sheikdoms have kept the oil flowing. But they also paid what amounts to protection money to Islamic fundamentalist leaders who share bin Laden's hostility to the West. In effect, these "allies" subsidized bin Laden's attacks on Americans.

Home Video

In December, when a home-made videotape was released of bin Laden speaking to guests, some Saudi clerics mentioned on the tape were "fairly influential and well-known," according to Saudi experts quoted in The Wall Street Journal.

One Saudi religious leader, Suleiman al-Ulwan, who had been considered a moderate, is described on the tape as having issued a fatwa, or religious decree, that endorsed the Sept. 11 attacks and judged the dead Americans as not innocent. [WSJ, Dec. 19, 2001]

U.S. intelligence has been aware of the growing Saudi danger for years, at least since the 1990s when the Saudis frustrated U.S. efforts to investigate acts of terrorism emanating from Saudi soil. In 1995, when a U.S.-run military school in Riyadh was bombed and five Americans were killed, the FBI rushed in agents to question four suspects. Before the questioning could begin, the Saudi government beheaded the suspects.

A similar lack of Saudi cooperation frustrated the investigation into the Khobar Towers bombing that killed 19 American soldiers stationed in Saudi Arabia in 1998. [For a detailed account, see The New Yorker?s Jan. 14, 2002, article on former FBI counter-terrorist specialist John O?Neill, who died at the World Trade Center on Sept. 11.]

Bin Laden himself is a Saudi whose family grew rich from construction contracts awarded by the Saudi king. He saw up close the decadence and corruption of the Saudi princes. These men preside over a system of strict Islamic law, even executing women who commit adultery, while the princes have wild parties during frequent trips to Europe and with Western women flown into the kingdom.

Fifteen of the 19 hijackers who carried out the Sept. 11 attacks also were Saudis. Yet U.S. diplomats still tiptoe around the issue of official Saudi complicity because the U.S. remains dependent on foreign oil and Saudi Arabia sits atop about a quarter of the world's proven supply.

Curbing U.S. energy use would give U.S. diplomacy crucial maneuvering room to confront the Saudi royal family. By raising fuel-efficiency standards for motor vehicles and investing in alternative energy sources, the U.S. government also could improve relations with Western allies concerned about U.S. inaction on global warming.

The American people were ready to make the sacrifice after Sept. 11 if Bush had asked. Instead, Bush made no conservation appeal to the public and continued to oppose legislation that would require better gas mileage in cars.

In his new budget, he moves to cut government spending on alternative fuels and scraps a program to introduce high-mileage cars over the next few years. Instead, Bush will propose long-range research on fuel-cell technology whose promise is a decade or more down the road.

"They?re letting Detroit off the hook on delivering real fuel-economy breakthroughs in the next few years," said Dan Reicher, assistant energy secretary in the Clinton administration. "This is in exchange for potential improvements that are more than a decade off." [Washington Post, Jan. 10, 2002]

Oil Pals

Besides giving car manufacturers a pass, Bush?s decision means oil consumption will remain high, a boon to Bush?s political backers from the Texas oil fields and their Arab business pals.

"Many of the same American corporate executives who have reaped millions of dollars from arms and oil deals with the Saudi monarchy have served or currently serve at the highest levels of U.S. government," the Boston Herald reported in an investigative series.

"Those lucrative financial relationships call into question the ability of America?s political elite to make tough foreign policy decisions about the kingdom that produced Osama bin Laden and is perhaps the biggest incubator for anti-Western Islamic terrorists," the Herald article said. "Nowhere is the revolving U.S.-Saudi money wheel more evident than within President Bush?s own coterie of foreign policy advisers, starting with the president?s father, George H.W. Bush."

The former president has served as a senior adviser at the Carlyle Group, an investment house which employed other key Bush aides. One Carlyle consultant was James A. Baker III, George W. Bush?s chief lawyer in the Florida recount battle and his father?s secretary of state. Another was Colin Powell, the younger Bush?s secretary of state.

One of the deals between the Carlyle Group and the Saudi monarchy was an "Economic Offset Program," a kind of kickback scheme in which U.S. arms manufacturers selling weapons to Saudi Arabia return some money as contracts to Saudi businesses, most with links to the royal family. The Carlyle Group served as an adviser on this program, the Herald article reported. [Boston Herald, Dec. 11, 2001]

Bush Oil-igarchy

The Bush family itself has built its wealth through the oil industry, going back more than half a century when a young George H.W. Bush moved his family from Connecticut to the oil fields of Midland, Texas. [For details, see "The Bush Family Oil-igarchy" at Consortiumnews.com]

George W. Bush has never forgotten the interests of those oil friends. During the first months of his administration, one of the few foreign policy initiatives that attracted his personal interest was the border conflict between Azerbaijan and Armenia, a dispute that jeopardized the development of oil fields around the Caspian Sea.

The law firm representing the oil companies trying to extract that oil and build a pipeline was headed by James Baker, who had directed the bare-knuckled strategy for nailing down the Florida electoral votes that put Bush in the White House. The Bush administration?s coziness with the energy industry has been underscored again in the scandal surrounding the now-bankrupt Enron Corp.

Between the U.S. public?s dependence on foreign oil and the profits going to the U.S. economic elite in cahoots with oil-rich Arab sheiks, it may not be surprising that U.S. foreign policy in the Middle East has propped up a variety of anti-democratic and unsavory regimes.

This expedient view of democracy ? that it is an important principle elsewhere but can?t be allowed to destabilize oil production ? has given traction to anti-American charges in the Middle East that Washington is hypocritical about its most cherished principles or is simply prejudiced against Arabs.

Bush has avoided any public discussion of these thorny political realities in the Middle East. Instead, he has framed the post-Sept. 11 debate in the quasi-Christian language of a "crusade" to eradicate "evil," with bin Laden as the "evil one."

Politics & Religion

Another missed opportunity of Sept. 11 has come in Bush?s failure to explain the danger of mixing politics and religious fundamentalism.

Bush has urged Americans to avoid blaming all believers in Islam for the violence of some extremists. But Bush?s own close political ties to Christian fundamentalists are an obstacle for him in championing the American constitutional principle of the separation of church and state.

The Founding Fathers devised this principle out of a close historical understanding of the bloody religious wars of Europe?s Dark Ages, the Inquisitions and the clashes among Christian faiths, as well as between Christians and Muslims. The principle recognized that the government should allow all to worship as they choose without the government promoting one religion over others.

By building a wall between religion and government, the Founders enabled the United States to avoid the worst of the internecine conflicts that have marred other societies with diverse populations. The Founders? genius has fresh relevance today as a blueprint for how to function successfully as a society of differing religious beliefs.

Bush, however, cannot espouse this important principle without offending many of his Christian Right backers who view the separation of church and state as a "myth" that must be overturned. They demand the imposition of "Christian law," much as Islamic fundamentalists do when they insist that only the words of the Koran can form the basis of government.

So Bush fudged on the discussion of Islamic fundamentalism, confining his critique to charges that bin Laden had "hijacked" the religion. Bush failed to delve more deeply into the complicated problem of fundamentalism, which does not arise only in Islam.

Other Fundamentalisms

Islamic fundamentalism is mirrored by Jewish and Christian fundamentalism, movements that profess similar though contradictory certainties about God?s choice of them as the guardians of all that is right and just.

One of the major sore points between the West and the Islamic world has been the activism of Jewish fundamentalists in Israel. By placing settlements in Palestinian areas of the West Bank and denying Palestinians basic human dignity, these fundamentalists claim they are exercising a divine right to the land.

Bush appears incapable of drawing a line against this fundamentalism, partly because the Israeli Right and the American Christian Right have been closely allied since the late 1970s and 1980s. Sharing an interest in advancing conservative power in the United States, the leaders of Israel?s Likud Party, such as Menachem Begin and Ariel Sharon, threw in their lot with Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell.

The alliance changed the political reality in both countries. A new harsh tone, driven by the certainty of religious fundamentalism, entered the politics of both the United States and Israel.

"Liberal Jewish peace activists, both in Israel and America, were denounced as traitors, and new alliances were forged with the Christian Evangelical right in the United States," wrote journalist Robert I. Friedman in his 1992 book, Zealots for Zion. "Israel?s popular TV advertising slogan, ?Come to Israel, stay with friends,? was drowned out by Prime Minister Menachem Begin?s cry, ?We don?t care what the goyim think!?"

End Part I
© 2001 Robert Parry. In the 1980s, Robert Parry broke many of the stories now known as the Iran-Contra scandal for the Associated Press and Newsweek.






The Congressional Grab Bag

Question: What's the opposite of progress? Answer: Congress.

When it comes to serving the common good, the public interest, this bunch just can't seem to keep from going backwards. In the first session under the Bushites, the congress started off by handing a trillion-dollar tax giveaway to the wealthiest one-percent of our country??the people who least need it. Then they failed to make progress on things the majority of folks actually need: Prescription drug benefits for seniors, health care for all, a patients bill of rights, an energy program based on conservation and renewable fuels, campaign finance reform, and an economic stimulus package based on working families.

But I'm pleased to report that at the very end of the 2001 congressional session our lawmakers did stand up for a segment of our population that claims to be especially needy and deserving of taxpayer help: Themselves!

Under cover of darkness, in the last moments before congress adjourned for the year, the members snuck through a $4,900-a-year payraise for themselves. This is their third hike in four years, lifting them to $150,000 a year. Oh, they say, it's just a little cost-of-living adjustment. Hello. Did you get a COLA last year? Did your paycheck go up three times in four years? Do you make $150,000 a year?

In fact, most Americans are in a downturn. From janitors at the World Trade Center to dot-com employees in the Silicon Valley, from steel workers to Enron workers, millions of regular Americans were knocked down in 2001 and were unable to simply??abracadabra!??raise their own pay. Worse, our congress critters did it on the sly, using procedural maneuvers to avoid having to go on record.

This is Jim Hightower saying...This is not about the value of a lawmaker, but about the value of the common good??whether we're all in this together. Note that in the Depression, Congress cut it's pay...twice. But today's congress is not into cutting??it's into grabbing.
© 2002 Jim Hightower's latest book, "If The Gods Had Meant Us To Vote They Would Have Given Us Candidates," is available in a fully revised and updated paperback edition.






Determined Struggle Brings A Radio Network Back To Life

By Norman Solomon

The art of the deal is a media dream: Savvy achievers get to the top. Guile and artifice -- even outright deception -- may well be part of the game, but there's nothing like success. One way or another, money and centralized power end up calling the tunes. Or so the media script often goes.

From its beginnings a half-century ago, the Pacifica radio network set out to be quite different. Listeners tuned in for something else -- a much more inclusive embrace of human creativity and political dissent. Like most endeavors, there were failures and crises along the way. But even with Pacifica's tumultuous history, the last three years have been times of extraordinary upheaval.

Two words -- "censorship" and "democracy" -- summarize much of what has been at stake in the national battle over Pacifica.

Now, some very good news: Democracy is winning.

As the owner of noncommercial radio stations based in five metropolitan areas -- San Francisco, Los Angeles, Houston, New York and Washington -- the nonprofit Pacifica Foundation operates with a national board of directors. During the 1990s, a succession of power grabs enabled a board majority to emerge with ill-disguised contempt for the progressive principles and grassroots innovation that had long enlivened the Pacifica airwaves.

In 1999, turmoil reached a boiling point at the Pacifica station headquartered in Berkeley, Calif. -- the nation's oldest listener-sponsored radio outlet, KPFA. Long-simmering conflicts erupted after Pacifica's national management tried to prevent KPFA from airing news reports about firings at the station.

People at KPFA refused to knuckle under. They resisted in ways that journalists and activists have resisted for hundreds of years -- by speaking out and by organizing. Apparently baffled that so many employees would take principled positions at the risk of losing their jobs, the Pacifica management called in police, even ordering the arrest of longtime reporters in the KPFA newsroom.

During a lockout that lasted several weeks, the outpouring of support for KPFA included a series of large demonstrations. One afternoon, more than 10,000 people marched by the boarded-up station. Pacifica management felt compelled to relent. The station reopened.

The Pacifica picture turned bleaker at the end of 2000 when a "Christmas coup" at WBAI in New York City resulted in the firing and banning of dozens of longtime staffers and programmers. Opponents of the crackdown mobilized to resist the takeover while the station's new management retaliated against critical voices. Producers for Pacifica's hard-hitting "Democracy Now" program, the most popular in the network's history, were harassed until they moved out of the WBAI studios. At that point, the Pacifica-owned stations -- except for KPFA in Berkeley -- stopped broadcasting the program.

At KPFK in Los Angeles, KPFT in Houston, WPFW in Washington and WBAI, station managers went along with a national Pacifica regime eager to censor criticism of their own censorial policies. Hundreds of program hosts and other volunteers were purged from the four stations because they refused to remain silent about the suppression.

In contrast to the self-selecting power consolidation by Pacifica's board majority, KPFA moved ahead with a democratizing process that initiated regular elections -- so that thousands of supporters, as members of listener-funded KPFA Radio, could vote for a "local advisory board" to represent them.

For years, the corporate-minded new regime atop Pacifica had a grip on the network. Along the way, it was sometimes grim to see the responses from left-leaning institutions that had for decades been among key constituencies of the Pacifica network. Some accommodated themselves to the network's new regime.

But a lot of other organizations protested the new censorship and thereby risked being frozen off Pacifica's airwaves. Nationwide, dozens of community radio stations helped by condemning Pacifica actions and boycotting its news show. Across the nation, countless listeners became media activists as they devoted enormous amounts of time and energy to a movement aimed at recreating Pacifica as an unabashedly progressive grassroots network.

Because of such efforts, ranging from lawsuits and picket lines to boycotts and public education campaigns, the pressure became too much for the corporate-minded majority on the Pacifica national board. In late December, a legal settlement reconstituted the board. And now, for the first time in many years, the board's majority is committed to progressive principles.

Many challenges are ahead. The ousted regime left the network with massive debt, largely due to sky-high bills from law firms, security services and public-relations outfits. Managers who've been in place at four Pacifica stations have clear records of censorship that suited the network's former board majority. As those managers update their resumes and look for jobs elsewhere, they can boast of extensive experience at opportunism.

For understandable reasons, many people are cynical about media these days. But we shouldn't succumb to defeatism. "Democratic media" is not necessarily an oxymoron.
© 2002 Norman Solomon writes a syndicated column on media and politics. His latest book is "The Habits of Highly Deceptive Media."






The War So Far

By Helen Thomas

WASHINGTON -- While happy with the apparent triumph over the "evil doers" -- President Bush's brand name for the enemy in Afghanistan -- the American people are strangely detached from the mayhem.

There is undoubtedly some satisfaction that the United States is avenging the thousands who died Sept. 11 in the unprovoked barbaric catastrophes at the World Trade Center, the Pentagon and rural Pennsylvania.

But it's difficult to get a handle on the war and the Bush administration's future battlefield goals.

The president and his hawkish coterie of advisers have warned us that the war against terrorism has no end in sight. They have also dropped many hints -- or trial balloons -- that they have targeted other Middle Eastern Muslim nations in a continuing crackdown on terrorism.

Did Congress give the White House that kind of carte blanche? What military justification would the United States have in the eyes of the world?

Bush should read up on the history of President Lyndon B. Johnson. He will learn that too much secrecy will undermine his goals and public support. The American people have to be in on the takeoffs as well as the landings.

The administration also has the dilemma of distinguishing between terrorist groups and those organizations that take up arms to achieve what they believe are their legitimate goals as "freedom fighters."

The label "terrorist" is being freely tossed back and forth between the Palestinians and the Israelis. The Chechens revolting against the Russians were first praised as "freedom fighters" by the United States until Moscow climbed aboard the American bandwagon after 9-11. Afterward, we went along with branding them "terrorists."

The term "terrorist" also has often been applied to the IRA in Northern Ireland.

The conventional definition of terrorism is the use of violence by groups to attain political ends. If that is the case, do we have the capacity to rid the world of everyone we finger as a "terrorist"?

One reason the American public has been detached from the realities of the Afghan war is that U.S. casualties have been relatively light. We lost one member of the Army's Green Berets in hostile action and three others through "friendly fire." A CIA officer also was killed during a prison uprising.

By comparison, U.S. casualties at the height of the Vietnam War were much higher and fueled anti-war protests. John Carland, senior historian at the U.S. Army Center of Military History at Fort McNair in Washington, said that during a single week of the Vietnam War -- May 5-11, 1968 -- 616 Americans were killed; 1,235 were wounded and hospitalized and 1,139 were wounded and not hospitalized.

In the ongoing Afghan operation, tons of bombs are being dropped on that war-weary Central Asian country -- sometimes 100 sorties a day from land-based and carrier-based planes. Many of the bombs are unloaded on targets from 30,000 feet. It's all so remote.

Back here, there is little sense of the bloodshed and suffering, particularly of innocent civilians or even the glory of past wars as we have known them.

A Pentagon spokesman said there is no way of knowing how many Afghan civilians have died in the conflict although officials insist that the "precision bombing" of al-Qaida targets has been effective in reducing what is euphemistically called "collateral damage."

There is a sad lack of public clamor to press U.S. officials to reveal an estimate of the Afghan civilian casualty toll from the bombings.

We learn from the villagers who survive what happens when a bomb goes astray and kills civilians.

The Pentagon information apparatus hasn't been forthcoming -- and it also has been occasionally misleading. In a recent episode, American journalists in Afghanistan reported that Marines were seen boarding helicopters leaving Kandahar.

Rear Adm. Craig Quigley, the Pentagon's top uniformed spokesman, was asked about the movements, which were photographed. Quigley denied there were Marines on board. He apparently had not been informed.

When asked later to explain, Pentagon spokeswoman Victoria Clarke told reporters: "No problem. I don't think it's particularly useful to go over everything over the last couple of days." End of story.

Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, who is wallowing in the limelight of televised Pentagon briefings, can be even more dismissive. When asked about any ongoing ground operations, he responds: "I have no desire to discuss the subject."

Jim Lindsay, senior foreign policy fellow at the Brookings Institution, said the Pentagon reporters are having a "love in" with Rumsfeld and throwing him only softballs.

Lindsay also wonders why the American people are not being "summoned to do great things in the aftermath of the war," like the Marshall Plan for European recovery after World War II.

"We've got to do more than just kill people," he said. Lindsay spoke of the "poverty, desperation and lack of human rights" in Afghanistan that could be a potential breeding ground for more terrorism.

The military operation in Afghanistan does not fall into the classic definition of war as we have known it. To some veteran observers it is more of a CIA-planned operation with the Green Berets in the vanguard. The CIA has trained the Afghan Northern Alliance opposition, passed out the money and helped create the leadership.

British military historian Michael Howard wrote in "Foreign Affairs" magazine that the operation should not have been called a "war" since the British in their time fought many such "wars" in Palestine, in Ireland, in Cyprus and in Malaysia, mainly to put down local uprisings against colonial rule. The Brits called those "emergencies."

Most of the world has rallied to our side in the campaign against terrorism. The United States also has had a free ride in pursuit of its goals. But it could lose that sympathy and support if it overplays its winning hand. President Bush should choose the next step very carefully.
© 2002 Helen Thomas






It's All Bill Clinton's Fault

By Gene Lyons

Let's see now, just short of a year into a Republican presidency, and we've got a war, a steep economic recession, a return to budget deficits for as far as the eye can see, and the biggest financial scandal in U.S. history just heating up. Thank heaven it's all Bill Clinton's fault. Every bit of it. Indeed, we at Unsolicited Opinions, Inc. propose a secret Supreme Court tribunal to enact the Blame Apportionment Act of 2001, effective retroactively to the date of the Bush II Restoration.

Under its provisions, former President Clinton would assume formal responsibility for every bad thing that happens in or to the United States of America from January 21, 2001 onward, in return for a codicil limiting Republican editorialists to attacking him no more than once a week. Now that our long national nightmare of peace and prosperity is over, as The Onion put it, it's the least Clinton could do to serve his country. With the former president manfully serving as an all-purpose national scapegoat, everybody in Washington would be off the hook. And we might be spared grotesque items like the recent Democrat-Gazette editorial sneering at Clinton upon the occasion of his dog's death.

Next time you hear some GOP crybaby bleating about the Washington media's left-wing bias, try this one out on them: Amid the accelerating Enron scandal, George W. Bush did his dim-bulb best to deflect attention. Last Thursday, the president told reporters that his single most generous political benefactor, former Enron CEO Ken Lay, was really somebody else's problem: "He was a supporter of [Texas Democratic Gov.] Ann Richards in my run [against her] in 1994," Bush said "and she named him the head of the Governor's Business Council. And I decided to leave him in place, just for the sake of continuity. And that's when I first got to know Ken, and worked with Ken, and he supported my candidacy."

Not to put to fine a point upon it, but this is a barefaced lie. Or would be if you didn't suspect that Bush's overweening sense of entitlement is such that he honestly can't recall which of Daddy's friends bought him what when. With its online advantage, the mediawhoresonline.com website began correcting the record on Friday. By Saturday, the Dallas Morning News and Houston Chronicle weighed in. Then Salon. True, Lay did donate $12,500 to Ann Richards' campaign in 1994. Except that he, his wife, and Enron execs gave Bush more than $146,000. Last year, Lay told PBS's "Frontline" that he supported Bush in 1994, unanimously confirmed by Texas political operatives.

In June 2000, the Enron honcho Bush calls "Kenny Boy" told the New York Times that the two first became friendly in the late 80s when they both raised money for the George H.W. Bush presidential library. They got closer when Lay chaired the host committee for the 1992 Republican National Convention in Houston. Altogether, Lay steered $650,000 in Bush's direction over the years, more than twice the amount involved in the Whitewater real estate investment of legend and song. For eight years, the press scrutinized every syllable Bill and/or Hillary Clinton spoke about that like Bible scholars poring over the Dead Sea Scrolls-all to no end.

So you'd think Bush's big whopper about a man at the center of a corporate flameout involving roughly $90 BILLION, thousands of defrauded employees and stockholders, and rife with evidence political cronyism would get the left-leaning Washington press all hot and bothered. You'd be absolutely wrong. To date, the Washington Post has not seen fit to report it at all (and neither has the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette.) The New York Times stuck Bush's falsehood back in the business section, perhaps a reflection of what columnist Paul Krugman says is the disgust of establishment-oriented business reporters at the massive sleaze they've encountered.

When the bigfoot newspapers soft-pedal a political story, of course, so do the TV networks. For all intents and purposes, Bush got away clean.

It's normally my policy to let "Voices" readers have their say. A sad event last week, however, shed light on what one knucklehead wrote recently about my habit of quoting others, a sign of intellectual weakness, he thought. Actually, it's the opposite, as noted author Stephen Ambrose learned to his rue after several of his best-sellers were shown to contain lengthy unattributed passages lifted intact from earlier books. A professional historian with a Ph.D., Ambrose had to know precisely what he was doing. This is one on which I'm a no-alibis hardliner. Slate's David Plotz got it exactly right: "The plagiarist is, in a minor way, the cop who frames innocents, the doctor who kills his patients. The plagiarist violates the essential rule of his trade. He steals the lifeblood of a colleague. A few paragraphs have made Stephen Ambrose a vampire."
©2001 Gene Lyons is a Little Rock author and recipient of the National Magazine Award.






Is George W. Bush God's President?

Do tax cuts for the wealthy represent the will of God?

What might normally be an impertinent and perhaps offensive question suddenly seems entirely reasonable after hearing George W. Bush?s ungrammatical but passionate pledge to defend the tax cuts his administration provided to the richest, smallest segment of American citizens, at the cost of his own life if need be. The vow he uttered during his town-hall meeting in California over the weekend?"Not over my dead body will they raise your taxes!"?was the strongest he?s made on any subject since his promise to deliver Osama bin Laden to justice "dead or alive."

Even allowing for hyperbole, such edgy remarks indicate what matters most to Mr. Bush. For the moment, however, he appears more capable of fulfilling the former promise than the latter. And since it has lately become respectable to discuss his elevation to the nation?s highest office as a matter of divine will, Mr. Bush?s deep determination to empty the Treasury into the pockets of friends and supporters may likewise signify the unknowable agenda of the Almighty.

Unbelievers will scoff at such notions, but in the wake of Sept. 11, the idea that a higher power ordained the inauguration of Mr. Bush is no longer confined to the loonier fringes of the religious right. While the President and the First Lady modestly demur whenever this topic comes up, others around the Oval Office assert that they are convinced. "I think President Bush is God?s man at this hour," a top White House aide told a religious publication not long ago. Ralph Reed, the former director of the Christian Coalition who now chairs the G.O.P. in Georgia, says his fellow evangelicals believe God selected the President because "He knew George Bush had the ability to lead in this compelling way."

Nor is this revelation confined solely to Protestant conservatives. Two days before Christmas, Rudolph Giuliani, a devout but not excessively rigorous Catholic, announced his own opinion that "there was some divine guidance in the President being elected." In this sentiment, the Time magazine "Man of the Year" was swiftly seconded by a Catholic bishop. (Again, a skeptic might impiously wonder why the Lord didn?t simply bless Mr. Bush with the actual majority of votes. But faith is nothing without mystery.)

The implications of all this are obviously profound. If the President is indeed guided by Providence in lavishing additional billions upon those who already enjoy so much material abundance?even while the numbers of unemployed, uninsured and homeless soar?then his ascension may represent a millennial reversal of heavenly policy.

Until now, few directives have been clearer than the guidance enunciated by prophets of both the Old and New Testaments regarding earthly greed. "Woe to you who are rich," Jesus told his disciples, "for you have already received your comfort." The impoverished carpenter also reportedly informed a well-heeled acquaintance that it is "easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God." His best-known speech included the admonition that "you cannot serve both God and Mammon."

Universally familiar as those statements are, they are reliably among the most widely ignored. Entire schools of theology, across all ecumenical lines, have long been devoted to parsing a convenient loophole in such injunctions. They aren?t the sort of Biblical quotations that politicians try to post in public schools, or that televangelists cite as evidence that Republicans are the party of God. What a relief it would be if the tax policy of the Bush administration means that we no longer have to worry about worshipping the golden calf.

Divine inspiration may not be a persuasive explanation for Mr. Bush?s fiscal schemes, which are pushing the government into deficit and threatening to prolong the recession. It is indeed hard to imagine that any omniscient power would prefer a $254 million tax break for Enron to a cut in payroll taxes for the working poor. But it?s just as difficult to credit any of the more earthly justifications emanating from the White House press office.

In any case, not all branches of the federal government have awakened yet to the new dispensation. On the same day that Mr. Bush made his "dead body" remark, a report issued by the Congressional Budget Office disparaged his tax cuts as useless for reviving the economy. According to the C.B.O. analysis, better results would ensue from more progressive cuts in payroll and sales taxes. While the nonpartisan report appropriately said nothing about theology, its recommendations were highly reminiscent of that old-fashioned scriptural preference for the poor and the toilers.

So perhaps Mr. Bush?s supporters should reconsider their political epiphany. The followers of the last public figure who claimed to be executing God?s will are now dodging daisy-cutters.
© 2002 Joe Conason. You may reach Joe Conason via email at: jconason@observer.com





Quotable Quote

Beware the leader who bangs the drums of war in order to whip the citizenry into a patriotic fervor, for patriotism is indeed a double-edged sword. It both emboldens the blood, just as it narrows the mind. And when the drums of war have reached a fever pitch and the blood boils with hate and the mind has closed, the leader will have no need in seizing the rights of the citizenry. Rather, the citizenry, infused with fear and blinded by patriotism, will offer up all of their rights unto the leader and gladly so. How do I know? For this is what I have done. And I am Caesar!

Gaius Julius Caesar






I Can See Clearly Now The Pain Is Gone

By Ted Rall

NEW YORK-Conspiracy theories are funny things: the wackier they sound, the more likely they are to be true. The fires of September were still burning when I, among others, suggested that the Bush regime's Afghan war might have more to do with old-fashioned oil politics than bringing the Evil Ones to justice.

Little did I know how quickly I would be proven right.

The Taliban government and their Al Qaeda "guests", after all, both were at best bit players in the terror biz. If the U.S. had really wanted to dispatch a significant number of jihad boys to meet the black-eyed virgins, it would have bombed Pakistan. Instead, the State Department inexplicably cozied up to this snake pit of anti-American extremists, choosing a nation led by a dictator who seized power in an illegal coup as our principal South Asian ally.

Moreover, the American military strategy in Afghanistan-dropping bombs without inserting a significant number of ground troops-all but guaranteed that Osama would live to kill another day.

So the Third Afghan War obviously isn't about fighting terrorism-leading cynics to conclude that it must be about (yawwwwwwn!) oil. Bush and Cheney were both former oil company execs, after all, and National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice was corporate counsel at Chevron. Unbeknownst to most Americans, oil fields dot northern Afghanistan near its border with Turkmenistan. But the real jackpot is under the Caspian Sea. Between confirmed and estimated oil reserves, Kazakhstan is destined to become the world's largest oil-producing nation, and will one day dwarf even Saudi Arabia.

For the U.S., more production means cheaper oil, lower production and transportation costs, and higher corporate profits. The Kazakhs would be happy to work with us, but their oil is frustratingly landlocked. The shortest and cheapest of all possible pipelines would run from the Caspian to the Persian Gulf via Iran, but lingering American resentment from the 1980 hostage crisis has prevented U.S.-aligned Kazakhstan from getting its crude out to sea. Plan B is a 1996 Unocal scheme for a trans-Afghanistan pipeline that would debouche at the Arabian Sea port of Karachi.

As Zalmay Khalilzad co-wrote in The Washington Quarterly in its Winter 2000 issue, "Afghanistan could prove a valuable corridor for this [Caspian Sea] energy as well as for access to markets in Central Asia." Khalilzad has an unsavory past. As a State and Defense Department official during the Reagan years, Khalilzad helped supply the anti-Soviet mujihadeen with weapons they're now using to fight Americans. During the `90s he worked as Unocal's chief consultant on its Afghan pipeline scheme.

According to the French daily Libération, Khalilzad's $200 million project was originally conceived to run 830 miles from Dauletebad in southeastern Turkmenistan to Multan, Pakistan. Multan already possesses a link to Karachi. Partly on Khalilzad's advice, the Clinton Administration funded the Taliban through Pakistani intelligence, going so far as to pay the salaries of high-ranking Taliban officials. The goal: a strong, stable authoritarian regime in Kabul to ensure the safety of Unocal's precious oil.

In 1998, after Taliban "guest" Osama bin Laden bombed two American embassies in east Africa, Unocal shelved the plan. Chief consultant Khalilzad moved on to the Rand Corporation think tank. Considering the Taliban irredeemably unreliable, Clinton withdrew U.S. support. But as the newly-minted cliché goes, everything changed after 9-11. Now the Taliban are gone, replaced with a U.S.-installed interim government.

Rising energy prices helped push the economy into recession; perhaps 90-cent gas will work where interest rate cuts failed. Once again, the pipeline plan is hot.

Did Bush exploit the September 11th attacks to justify a Central Asian oil grab? The answer seems clear. On December 31, Bush appointed his special envoy to Afghanistan: Zalmay Khalilzad. "This is a moment of opportunity for Afghanistan," the former Unocal employee commented upon arrival in Kabul January 5. You bet it is: Pakistan's Frontier Post reports that U.S. ambassador Wendy Chamberlain met in October with Pakistan's oil minister to discuss reviving the Unocal project.

And a front-page story in the January 9 New York Times reveals that "the United States is preparing a military presence in Central Asia that could last for years," including a building permanent air base in the Kyrgyz Republic, formerly part of the Soviet Union. (The Bushies say that they just want to keep an eye on postwar Afghanistan, but few students of the region buy the official story.) Many industry experts consider Unocal's revived Afghan adventure fatally flawed and expect the U.S. to ultimately wise up and pursue an Iran deal. But thus far the Bushies have given the conspiracy theorists a lot to think about.
© 2002 Ted Rall, the cartoonist and columnist, is covering the Afghan war for The Village Voice and KFI Radio in Los Angeles. .





The Enron Story You Haven't Heard
There are more sides to the worst corporate failure in history than you can imagine.

By Edward Ericson Jr.

The bankrupt energy trader Enron Corp., whose collapse last year is said to be the worst corporate failure in history, has 2,832 subsidiaries, of which 874 are registered in the Cayman Islands or other tax and bank secrecy havens.

"The sheer number of offshore subsidiaries ... provides the company with tremendous incentive to funnel large sums of cash into ... nations with few or no bank disclosure regulations," says a report from Ralph Nader's Public Citizen. This corporate structure "provides Enron with potentially thousands of phantom accounts to hide money from U.S. tax officials, California energy crisis investigators or creditors during Enron's bankruptcy filing."

The report, issued late last year, calls for a congressional investigation into Enron and into the actions of Sen. Phil Gramm (R-Texas) and his wife Wendy Gramm, a former official of the Commodity Futures Trading Commission and now an Enron board member. Both Gramms made or modified government rules in order to allow Enron to conceal its deals from regulators, the report says. And as a member of Enron's Audit Committee who was paid at least $915,000 by Enron since 1993, Wendy Gramm -- who holds a Ph.D. in economics -- knows where the money went. Last week Connecticut Sen. Joe Lieberman announced that his Governmental Affairs Committee will investigate the financial collapse of Enron Corp. with an eye toward whether federal agencies could have done more to protect investors.

Enron, founded in 1985 as a gas pipeline company, grew into the nation's seventh-largest corporation through an online energy trading system that financial analysts now say they did not understand. The company's finances collapsed this autumn after it announced a restatement of profits and several off-the-books partnerships. Enron's stock plunged from a high near $90 to about 50 cents, while thousands of employees have been stripped of their pensions and laid off.

The Public Citizen report, released Dec. 21, has received little notice. Titled "Blind Faith: How Deregulation and Enron's Influence Over Government Looted Billions from Americans," it presents a plausible thesis that is at odds with the received wisdom in the Enron collapse.

There are two standard stories about Enron: the first holds that Enron, while expanding its energy trading, was actually losing money -- a fact it concealed using questionable "off the books" accounting practices. This is the version in publications ranging from the New York Times and Wall Street Journal to the populist website called Corporate Watch. The second story, now gaining currency in the financial press, says the collapse is no big deal. As Fortune magazine wrote for its Dec. 24 issue, "not a single light flickered after Enron's implosion." So by implication there's no point in any lengthy investigations.

These stories offer a powerful argument for complacency, which is why a 28-page Public Citizen report, written by researcher Tyson Slocum, deserves a wider hearing. The report asserts that Enron was not losing money, but stealing billions of dollars from California citizens while forcing on them 37 "rolling blackouts" after Sen. Gramm rammed through a law that allowed Enron's energy trading desk "to manipulate supply" secretly.

Gramm's bill, dealing with an obscure financial instrument called over-the-counter derivatives, was contrary to the recommendations of a Presidential Commission which included Treasury Secretary Robert Rubin and Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan. Enron lobbied on behalf of the bill so heavily that Washington insiders called it "the Enron point." It had been stalled in the Senate when Gramm renamed it and tacked it to a must-sign bill in December 2000. Few noticed the new provision, which "took the buying and selling of electricity off the books," Slocum says. Energy trading migrated to Enrononline's secret exchange, where high prices were concealed from the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission (FERC).

FERC had just recently announced that California electric prices were not "just and reasonable," key wording meant to signal the price gougers that the reluctant agency might cap electric prices. The newly invisible trades were thus beyond the scrutiny of FERC, and Enron's revenues quadrupled in the next quarter.

But FERC imposed a price cap in June, leaving Enron with futures contracts that cost it money. So the corporation concealed those losses with fancy bookkeeping. But the profits Enron made before that had to go somewhere, and the offshore accounts are the most likely place to look.

Slocum notes that Enron's Byzantine corporate structure is anything but typical. Dynergy, a rival energy trader which backed out of a merger agreement with Enron last month, has just 12 subsidiaries, all registered in the United States, he says. ExxonMobil, with 147 separate subsidiaries, has fewer than a dozen domiciled in tax havens.

Slocum admits he could be wrong. "I don't know all the facts because I can't get to it -- but we need Congress to investigate," he says. "There were key members of congress and the Bush administration that assisted Enron in its ability to do this. We need them to tell us what they know. And it starts with Wendy Gramm."

Or it may start with the discovery process in the bankruptcy court.

Insurance companies that took a piece of Enron's action -- including The Travelers and the Hartford Insurance Group, are trying to avoid paying Enron-related obligations. Like Slocum, the insurance companies suspect massive fraud.

In early December, nine insurance companies, including Travelers and The Hartford, wrote J.P. Morgan Chase to inform the investment bank that they needed more proof of certain forward sales contracts' legitimacy before they would honor surety bond payments of more than $960 million, according to documents filed in federal court in New York. The insurers' letter claimed they have "received credible information that, in fact, there may never have been any ... contracts."

The insurers have gone to court to force Enron to divulge detailed information about the alleged contracts, and J.P. Morgan and Enron have fought them. As of New Year's Day, according to the Wall Street Journal, only Travelers had not joined in that court battle, possibly in part because parent company CitiGroup and J.P Morgan are Enron's lead bankers.
© 2002 Edward Ericson, Jr.






Eye Of The Beholder

By Tally Briggs

Some people?s lack of vision and imagination I find simply astounding. I?ve always been amazed when I hear bigoted blanket statements like "people on welfare are just lazy", or when confronted with a panhandler at the end of a freeway off ramp, holding a sign saying, "Hungry Vet, will work for food", they grumble, "why don?t these people just get a job?"

It used to just make me angry, since I believe that most people don?t want to live on the street, and I?m sure that if given a choice, would have a job. Then I started to wonder why anyone would hold the delusion in the first place, that these people could just go "get a job". Then I realized these are the same people who say to me, "Why don?t you do a soap opera? You?d be perfect!" as if all acting jobs are so easily come by and it?s been my choice to do so little work. Do they expect me to walk onto the General Hospital set and demand they add me to the cast? The problem is not only their limited experience on the logistics of the entertainment business, but their limited imagination as well. (Hell, I?d love just an audition for a soap!)

Most people (not all!), who come from money, and a wealthy family, or who have been lucky enough to never see their parents struggle working three jobs, or were blessed enough to land a great job that?s in no danger of disappearing, think anyone who wants a job can just ?go get one? because they?ve never had a problem with finding work, or work that pays enough to make ends meet.

Lucky them.

Most have also never, ever gone without money, or had their children go without medical care, food or shelter. They?ve never known the humiliation of applying for unemployment, or using food stamps at the grocery store, or had anyone close to them suffer through such stressful indignities. These people have no clue what it?s like to live paycheck to paycheck, much less be over 40 and have no retirement whatsoever because they?re barely managing to pay the rent.

Nor have they ever known the self worth and pride that comes from at last landing a job when you?ve had none. From paying your own way and getting off of welfare. People who come from wealth have always had a safety net. The option of ending up on the street has never been nor will ever be a possibility for them. Daddy or whomever, can always bail them out when the going gets tough, just like our selected president! Even if they are too stoned to take a physical for the Nation Guard, or go AWOL during wartime, or even run a company into the ground. If Daddy has enough money to buy himself some power, and Junior?s drug habit threatens to scandalize the family, they even get a new driver?s license and the old record goes under court seal. How nice!

The lazy people I know all have a lot of money. Some have trust funds they live off of. They also have no imagination. They sit at home, usually only having the energy to call their dealer, roll another joint, or play non-stop Nintendo. They have no idea what the majority of the world struggles through day after day, nor do they care. Perhaps that's why they insist no one wants to work. They certainly don't, and are very happy living off of mostly their parent's money.

I don?t know any lazy poor people. The friends I have who are unemployed are struggling, and hustling their asses off trying to keep the rent up to date. Some spend all day sending out resumes, some are trying to start their own business so they won?t be subjected to another company downsizing, or moving out of state. These are not lazy people. In fact, I am in awe of their energy and perseverance.

I don?t personally know anyone who lives on the street, and while some may choose to be there, I?d guess most would rather be somewhere else. I don?t think they like begging, living without plumbing, or a warm, soft, safe bed. I also imagine things had to get pretty horrid for them to end up where they are, and I pray I am never ever in those circumstances. I wish no one was.

The view you have, all depends on your perspective, or your depth of imagination. Experience can only help. Some people suffer the roads they travel through in life, some observe, while others are blessed with ease and bliss. Some people learn from their experience, but not all. Some don?t want to see any view outside their comfort zone.

Some, like Bill Clinton, learned from their single mother?s struggle of working several jobs just to give them shelter, and a safe haven so they could get through school. Even managing to become Rhodes Scholars, and dedicating their lives to the betterment of their fellow human beings. Mr. Clinton, though retired, continues to work for the betterment of all, writing amazing essays on the questions facing humanity: "The answer depends upon whether wealthy nations spread the benefits and reduce the burdens of the modern world, on whether poor nations enact the changes necessary to make progress possible, and on whether we all can develop a level of consciousness high enough to understand our obligations and responsibilities to each other."

While others, like our current selected executive in chief, (whom you could never imagine reading or understanding the above excerpt, much less penning it), never knowing anything other than wealth and privilege, not only manage to circumvent the Constitution, disenfranchise the entire nation, shame the highest court in the land by encouraging their illegal involvement in the appointment of the presidency, but also keep insisting the only way to stimulate the once burgeoning economy that is now rapidly crashing further into record deficits thanks to tax cuts for the rich, defense spending, a science-fiction missile shield, and a never-ending war on ?terra?, is to give people and corporations who aren?t investing the millions of dollars they already have, even more millions of dollars to continue to not invest, instead of giving money to those who live paycheck to paycheck who have no other choice but to spend the money. And he thought ENRON was the shining example of how to run SOCIAL SECURITY!

I know there are lemons everywhere, I just wonder how you make lemonade with such a rotten tree?
© 2001 Tally Briggs email Tally at: tally.briggs@usa.xerox.com






Dear John
by Isaac Peterson

Dear Attorney General Ashcroft,

I never thought I would be writing to you, but as you've said, these are unusual times.

I've wanted to talk to you, but you haven't been very good about returning my calls, so I'm writing you this letter. I hope you can make the time to read it. I know how busy you are, what with rewriting the Constitution and all.

John (I can call you John, can't I? Your salary is being paid by my, and all of our tax dollars, after all. I guess that kind of means you work for me and all of the rest of us, but I would never let that come between us), you've been catching a hard time lately from some people who want to ask questions about what the hell you think you're doing. When you appeared before the Senate committee last month, you didn't seem to understand why that is. Maybe I can help a little.

First off, John, it looks like you have a different idea about how this country is supposed to work than a lot of people do. I know this is true about the Second amendment. On May 17, 2000, you said "...The text and the original intent of the Second Amendment clearly protect the right of individuals to keep and bear firearms". I'm not so sure the Supreme Court sees it that way, since they've never ruled that way in a case that came before them. Not in the 18th century, not in the 19th, the 20th, or so far in the 21st century.

I think what must be hanging you up are the words that the NRA leaves out, "A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state....". The tricky part is where it says "militia" and "state". I can see how that might be confusing.

Now, one of the things that's got some people bent out of shape is how you figure the Second Amendment applies to fighting terrorism. First you go on a big racial profiling spree and lock up lots of people who look like the guys who flew airliners into buildings last September. Then you refuse to release information about who they are. And on top of that, word gets out that they may be getting treated pretty rough in prison, and at least one has died there. But you say you don't want step on their rights and release any information about them. 3 or 4 Amendments are just flushed down the toilet, but that's okay, because they're not Americans. And when the FBI wants to investigate whether any terrorists have bought guns in this country, all of a sudden the detainee's rights matter a whole lot. You won't let them do it. You held up a manual last month and explained how terrorists are trained to take advantage of this country's loopholes in gun sale laws. But you don't want to violate their rights to buy guns. I have to admit I'm a little confused about that one. And I'd be willing to bet that if the people you're holding had their say, they'd rather have you pay attention to the part of the Bill of Rights that says unreasonable search and seizure is a bad thing that we just will not do, than the part that talks about guns. But maybe that's just me. Maybe you could ask them yourself to make sure. Especially since you say that only maybe 1% of them had anything to do with terrorism.

You see, John, when I and a lot of people like me were still in school, we were told certain things about the Constitution. It feels kind of weird to be telling the Attorney General about constitutions, but like I said, I'm just trying to help. Maybe you just simply missed that day in school.

In school, they told us some stuff like this: Countries have constitutions for a reason. These constitutions are rules which are applied to everyone-they level the playing field between the landowner and the pauper and between the majority culture and minorities. People feel like they are actually a part of a nation and that they might be treated equally when justice is blind. Even though this justice system might not completely ensure equal treatment of everyone, it is a huge step in that direction. However, without a constitution, the citizens of a country can be guaranteed that arbitrary laws will be applied to them based on their standing in society. In other words, constitutions are a big step in eliminating the arbitrary application of laws-laws which can essentially become a means of revenge, racism and political agenda when they are enforced outside of an impartial set of basic rules, such as the Constitution.

And a lot of what you've been up to even before Sept. 11, 2000, looks real arbitrary to a lot of folks here. And in other countries, too. And I'll tell you for free that USA PATRIOT Act you came up with looked arbitrary as hell. A lot of people who've studied terrorism and security said that the things you put in that act wouldn't have done a thing to stop the attacks last year-spying on internet surfing, roving wiretaps, warrantless search and seizure and unlimited detention, all that stuff has more people wondering how far you're going to go. Especially when you're the one who decides the definition of terrorism.

Now when you went through your confirmation hearing, you assured the Senate that you would enforce the laws in this country, even the ones you don't agree with. Some people are showing their lack of character by expecting a man to do what he said he would do. But I guess it's different if you just change the ones you don't like. Some people are petty enough to be honked off about that one, too.

Now I've been as respectful as I can so far. I haven't called you any names like the Count of Monte Crisco or anything like that, and I won't because we're all friends here, right?

But let me tell you, John, I've been doing a lot of thinking about what you said to the Senate Judiciary Committee. This part where you said "To those who pit Americans against immigrants, citizens against non-citizens, to those who scare peace-loving people with phantoms of lost liberty, my message is this: Your tactics only aid terrorists for they erode our national unity and diminish our resolve. They give ammunition to America's enemies and pause to America's friends. They encourage people of good will to remain silent in the face of evil." I've been known to spout off my opinion when I think something is wrong. And I know when something is wrong. Like when the Supreme Court makes an arbitrary (actually, partisan) ruling in a case that they had no business being involved in that put a guy in the White House who didn't win the election. We probably don't see eye to eye on that one since it meant you got a great job out of the deal. I won't even stoop to mention that you were available for the job because you lost the Senate election in your state to that dead guy, though. That would be wrong, and I know the difference between right and wrong.

But now it sounds like you're saying that if I say what I think is wrong, I'm supporting terrorism. Maybe I can help you out here because you seem a bit confused on this one too. I wrote an essay in college about patriotism once. The dictionary I used had as one definition "One who shows concern for one's country". I wish I could find that dictionary so I could make sure you know I didn't make it up, but I didn't.

Anyway, when I talk about the problems I believe I see, it's because I'm concerned about who we are and where we're going, John. Let me put it another way. Let's say someone you care deeply for, your wife, husband, child, father, mother, friend or whoever, is gravely ill. Do you ignore it, say "oh well", and let that person die? Or do you do whatever is in your power to get someone to come in and try to do something that will help? Do you give up without a fight, or do you try every thing or person or resource that could possibly help? That's the situation a whole lot of us are in, John. You see, it was still America we woke up in after September 11, 2001. It's just that some of us want to see a different America than the one that we feel some of you want to shove down out throats. We want the America we were promised and that we tell the rest of the world that we are. Can you chalk this up to an honest, legitimate difference in opinion? And can you be a big enough man to understand that trying to force us to see it your way is going to make us feel less free, instead of more?

I know this is going long, but I wanted to leave you with one more thing. It's a quote from a Supreme Court Justice, Robert Jackson. He said "The very purpose of a Bill of Rights was to withdraw certain subjects from the vicissitudes of political controversy, to place them beyond the reach of majorities and officials and to establish them as legal principles to be applied by the courts. One's right to life, liberty, and property, to free speech, free press, freedom of worship & assembly, and other fundamental rights may not be submitted to vote; they depend on the outcome of no elections." Including the last one. That part was from me. I know this isn't likely to come up in the morning prayer meetings you hold on government property, but think about it some, will you?

We know all about what you say your values are. My mother always told me that your values aren't what you say, but what you do. Think about that one a little too, would you? A lot of people, including me, are real concerned about the difference between what you say you believe and what you do. We could be more convinced that when you ask yourself "What would Jesus do?" that you listen long enough to get the answer right.

I'll end this now. I know it was long, but look at the bright side: if you read this at work, you got paid to do it.

I hope I was able to help a little.

With all the respect you've shown me and the Bill of Rights,

Your friend,

Isaac Peterson

P.S. I think it was real good that you decided not to get involved in that whole Enron mess. You said you thought you should stay out because they were contributors to your campaign, but I think you're too modest. If somebody gave me $50,000 or whatever it was, they're not "contributors" or even "friends". Anybody that gave me that much money would be my "pal for life". But that's just me. Don't be so modest.
© 2002 Isaac Peterson you can reach Isaac at: isaac3rd@mediaone.net




Dead Letter Office

Heil Bush,

Dear Propaganda Ansager Fineman,

Congratulations you have just been awarded the Vidkun Quisling Award for 2002. Your name will now live throughout history with such past award winners as Marcus Junius Brutus, Judas Iscariot, Benedict Arnold, Vidkun Quisling and last year's winner Volksjudge Clarence (slappy) Thomas.

Without your help shilling for us, spinning the truth, telling out right lies and ignoring the real news, holding onto power after our Coup D' Etat would have been impossible. With the help of our mutual friends, the other "Media Whores," you have made it possible for all of us to goose-step off to a brave new bank account.

Along with this award there will be an Iron Cross 2nd class presented by our glorious Fuhrer Herr Bush at a gala celebration in der Fuhrer Bunker (formally the White House) on 03-15-2002. We salute you Herr Fineman, Sieg Heil!

Signed,
Deputy Fuhrer Cheney

Heil Bush






Inserting The Word `Security' In Everything Doesn't Hide Stupidity

By Molly Ivins

AUSTIN -- The president has taken to saying peculiar things again. "Not over my dead body will they raise your taxes," announced the president. Well, we know what he meant. According to bipartisan budget experts, we're back in deficit for at least the next several years. That didn't take them long, did it? Nobody is proposing raising taxes, but some fiscally prudent voices have been raised on behalf of postponing some of the generous tax cuts the Republicans gave to the rich in April. You may think Americans are smart enough to tell the difference between raising taxes and postponing tax cuts, but apparently Republicans don't. You can already see what a great political debate this is going to be.

This has an eerie familiarity to Texans, where Bush pushed through not one but two tax cuts that left the cupboard so bare, the state is now stuck with some hideous choices. With an estimated $5 billion deficit, Texas will probably have to follow the lead of Gov. Jeb Bush in Florida and cut funding for the schools. Jeb just signed a bill there slashing $600 million from education.

One of the most ridiculous myths about government is that politicians just love to raise taxes and are always looking for ways to do so. Pols consider raising taxes certain death, and they are often right. The last time the feds raised taxes, in 1993, in the face of deficits the size of the Grand Canyon and a $2 trillion debt, the Democrats got it through by one vote in the House and Al Gore voting in the Senate. They lost at the next election, bringing us all the joys of Newt Gingrich, Tom DeLay, Trent Lott & Co. Poor Big George Bush, who had done yeoperson service by agreeing to raise taxes in 1990, also paid with his political life, you recall.

Nobody ever has liked taxes and nobody ever will like taxes, but nobody hates raising taxes worse than a politician. It is so notoriously difficult that the late Rep. Jumbo Ben Atwell has carved on his stone in the Texas State Cemetery, "He passed a tax bill." That's why stupid tax cuts are so infuriating (almost as infuriating as stupid spending). For Bush to come back now and trumpet his "economic stimulus" package is pushing folly beyond permission. The package was so bad, it has been widely reported that when they ran it by focus groups, people refused to believe the accurate description of what was actually in it.

The good news is, they are changing the name of the bill! They've put the word "security" in the title! Now instead of economic stimulus, it's the "economic security" bill. This is such an improvement. Also, the former Bush energy plan is now the "energy security bill." Since the normal danger when discussing public issues is oversimplifying them, I suggest only warily that this debate may be simpler than it looks.

The Republican theory of ec-stim is that we should cut taxes, especially for rich people and big corporations. This, the theory goes, will inspire them to invest their new loot in job-creating enterprises, thus ginning up the economy. The Democrats tend to favor public spending, especially focused on those who have lost their jobs, on the theory that these folks are so hard-up, they'll rush out and spend it on new shoes for the baby, this driving up demand and stimulating the economy to produce more again. Some judicious souls believe in a mixture of both.

The trouble with the Republican theory is there's absolutely no guarantee tax cuts will be put into increased production, and thus job creation, and considerable evidence that it won't be. The rich can sit on their money-- they don't have to spend it. Corporations have no reason to increase production when there is no increase in demand, plus they can use the money in other ways, for leveraged buy-outs or buying back their own stock or whatever they'd like to do with lots of money. The Democrats' theory is more direct and, depending on which economist you listen to, works better.

And even simpler way to look at this is as a debate between demand-siders and supply-siders. As some of you will recall from the Reagan era, supply-side economics didn't work. That Laffer curve turned out to be a steep one down. So the question is: How long is a national memory?
© 2002 Molly Ivins To find out more about Molly Ivins and read features by other Creators Syndicate writers and cartoonists, visit the Creators Syndicate web page at www.creators.com.







Ask Why

By Ann Thomas

Enron Enron Enron. It's the gift that keeps on giving, at least for those of us who have waited patiently (or not so patiently) for the media to quite fawning over Shrub and actually report a bit of news. Come to think of it, Enron was also the gift that kept on giving for many politicians, and that's what I'd like to discuss.

Ari Fleischer had the unmitigated gall to say, with regard to the Enron scandal, "Americans are sick and tired of partisan witch hunts and endless investigations". This was, undoubtedly, an effort by good ol' Fleischer to discourage Democrats from turning Enron into a political issue, but it was a monumentally stupid thing for him to say. First, if Americans are tired of partisan witch hunts (and I have no doubt that they are), then that presupposes that Americans have recently been subjected to partisan witch hunts. To wit, the Clinton scandals. Thank you, Ari, for admitting what we knew all along -- Whitewater, Travelgate, and all the various and sundry Clinton-era scandals were nothing more than Scaife-funded, right-wing partisan witch hunts. We're glad that you've finally decided to acknowledge this, and we will be sure to help you avoid any forgetfulness on this matter in the future.

The second reason that Fleischer's comment was stupid is because it presupposes that the Enron investigation is a partisan witch hunt. Nothing could be further from the truth. It isn't a witch hunt, you see, if there's something THERE. That there was wrongdoing on the part of Enron and its accounting firm is beyond question; ergo, an investigation is in order. And given the fact that Enron's campaign contributions have gone primarily to Republicans (73% , to be exact -- let's repeat that number as many times as it takes for it to sink into the national psyche. 73%. Seventy-three percent. To Republicans), well, it stands to reason that an investigation into whether Enron sought and/or received favors and influence from the Bush administration is a perfectly reasonable endeavor.

The regressives are already engaging in concerted spin-control. The first trick to throwing people off track is to go on the offensive right out of the gate, and that's what we're seeing with Fleischer's little threats and the comments from right-wing pundits about how Democrats, too, received contributions from Enron. Byron York of the conservative National Review has written a cute little article (The Enron List: Liberal Democrats like the bankrupt energy company, too) suggesting that anyone who casts Enron in a partisan light is dishonest, because Democrats also benefited from Enron's largesse. He writes: "So in the coming weeks, watch for Democrats, and some Republicans, to try to keep the Enron issue tightly focused on the White House. Taking a broader view might raise more questions than anyone on Capitol Hill wants to answer."

It is a certainty that in the days to come, right-wingers will throw out names of Democrats who received contributions from Enron in an attempt to gloss over the fact that Enron gave 73% of its contributions to Republicans. It is also a certainty that the corporate media will give more time to the fact that Enron gave money to both parties than the the fact that 73% of that money went to Republicans. If some counterspin isn't put into place, and I mean pronto, the general public is going to come away with the impression that Enron simply flung money at every passing politician and that both parties were equally "bought".

So here are some facts. In the Senate, the question isn't "which Senators received contributions from Enron", but rather "which Senators DIDN'T receive contributions from Enron". Over 2/3 of our current Senators got a piece of the Enron pie. Therefore, it makes sense to look at the amounts. Out of the top 10 recipients in the Senate, eight are Republicans and two are Democrats. The top two recipients, Kay Bailey Hutchinson and Phil Gramm, both of Texas, received approximately $99,000 and $97,000 respectively; the third recipient, Conrad Burns (R-MT) received approximately $23,000 and the fourth recipient, Charles Schumer (D-NY) received approximately $21,000.

Speaking of Schumer (we'll be hearing a good bit more about him, mark my words, and his $21k will be mentioned more often than Hutchison's $99k), he is on two of the committees currently looking into the Enron collapse, and he should leave those committees right away. I've always liked Schumer, but I have a serious problem with two things: one, that he's on those committees, and two, that he pushed for the energy deregulation Enron so desperately wanted. Yes, I know, it's par for the course with Republicans, but we're talking about a Democrat, not a Republican. I hold Democrats to a higher standard, because they're not a lost cause and Republicans are, and in my opinion Chuck's got some 'splainin to do.

The best part of Byron York's article was his utter inability to keep from mentioning the H-word. Yes, that's right, Hillary Clinton received a campaign contribution from Enron. I'm sure Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly will belabor the point, so let's be sure that we know exactly how much money Senator Clinton received: $950. Of the seventy-something Senators who received Enron's money, only one received less than Hillary -- Jim Bunning of Kentucky. It bears repeating that Kay Bailey Hutchison received $99,000...if my math's correct, and I believe it is, that's one hundred times the amount that Hillary received (actually, it's a little more, but I'm cutting Kay some slack here because that's just the kind of nice person I am). If a right-winger plays the Hillary card during an Enron debate, you shouldn't hesitate to laugh in his or her face.

The Shrub himself has given us clear and undeniable proof that he'd got something to hide -- he's wiggled and tap danced his way around the issue of his relationship with Ken Lay, pretending that Lay was a supporter of Ann Richards in Texas' '94 gubernatorial race (a lie) and that he didn't get to know Lay until after the race (another lie). Now, I've never believed that where's there's smoke, there's ALWAYS fire, but I do know that when one spots smoke, one should check to be sure there IS no fire.

So what does this all come down to? It's simple -- Enron is a scandal, and needs to be aggressively investigated. It is not a "partisan witch hunt", though we should all be glad that the Bushies tried to label it as such, because in doing so they have irrevocably labeled the Clinton "scandals" as nothing more than partisan witch hunts.

Enron bought political influence, and then committed fraud, financially ruining many innocent people while its top bigwigs enriched themselves. And these are undeniable facts: Enron met with Cheney at least six times to discuss energy policy, a fact Cheney tried to suppress. Ken Lay is a close personal friend of George W. Bush and has flung more money at him than I can count. When Enron was in trouble, they went straight to the Bush administration for help. Seventy-three percent of Enron's campaign donations went to Republicans. And on and on and on.

Enron's advertising slogan was "ask why"; their commercials showed happy people around the world set to a backdrop of inspirational music, and ended with the "ask why" slogan up on the screen (with a cute little chorus of people singing "ask why....why...why"). I never understood the point of the commercials, since they never explained what Enron did or why we should care (I guess we were supposed to ask, huh?), but by golly, I sure see the point now. Of course, Enron doesn't seem to be into the whole "ask why" philosophy anymore. But that's all right...we can ask for them.
© 2002 Ann Thomas is editor of The Practical Radical



The Cartoon Corner

This edition we're proud to showcase the cartoons of Kirk Anderson






To End On A Happy Note ...

One
By Hetfield, & Ulrich

I can't remember anything
Can't tell if this is true or dream
Deep down inside I feel to scream
This terrible silence stops me
Now that the war is through with me
I'm waking up I can not see
That there is not much left of me
Nothing is real but pain now

Hold my breath as I wish for death
Oh please God, wake me

Back in the womb it's much too real
In pumps life that I must feel
But can't look forward to reveal
Look to the time when I'll live
Fed through the tube that sticks in me
Just like a wartime novelty
Tied to machines that make me Be
Cut this life off from me

Hold my breath as I wish for death
Oh please God, wake me

Now the world Is gone I'm just ONE
Oh God, help me hold my breath as I wish for death
Oh please god help me

Darkness

Imprisoning me
All that I see
Absolute horror
I cannot live
I cannot die
Trapped in myself
Body my holding cell

Landmine

Has taken my sight
Taken my speech
Taken my hearing
Taken my arms
Taken my legs
Taken my soul
Left me with life in Hell
© 2002 Metallica


CDC Warns That Bushlexia Is "Contagerous."

The Center for Disease Control issued a warning today that Bushlexia, the terrible disorder that destroys rational thinking and speech centers of the brain, can be spread from person to person.

"New evidence shows that Bushlexia is contagerous," said CDC spokeswoman Dr. Ann Thrax.

Apart from its trademark speech impediments, symptoms of Bushlexia include the inability to process complex ideas, delusions of grandeur, susceptibility to authority, alcohol abuse, and involuntary facial ticks, such as smirking, nervous laughter, and the sudden eruption of large boils when angry. Another symptom of the disorder is that it causes its sufferers to mimic the facial expressions of chimpanzees.

Although little is known of the disease, it is believed that Bushlexia, also known as "Mad Cowboy Disease," is spread through television news, talk radio and by exposure to USA Today.

The possibility of a Bushlexia epidemic is staggering, warns Thrax, as it would render all forms of communication useless.

Another more menacing characteristic of Bushlexia, is the tendency to make its sufferers susceptible to the will of authority figures."It would be unwise to misunderestimate the degree of subliminable suggestion to which a person might be injected," says Thrax. "Therefore, we strongly encourage people who show symptoms of Bushlexia to immediately resort to local authorities for a battering of tests."

A recent CDC report on Bushlexia showed that rats exposed to George W. Bush press conferences and television programs such as "The O'Reilly Factor" suffered severe impairment to their cognitive abilities.

"Because we have found Bushlexia in rats," says Thrax, "we have concluded that people with Bushlexia are really rats."

The origins of Bushlexia are unknown, but the first outbreak occurred in Texas, when George W. Bush's money beat popular incumbent Ann Richards in that state's gubernatorial race. More recently, a widespread Bushlexia epidemic in Florida resulted in the miscounting and dismissal of thousands of votes for presidential candidate Al Gore.

At that time, it was believed that Bushlexia was also responsible for the Florida Supreme Court's decision to throw out the votes. Later, however, it was concluded that the real cause was corruption.

"Since Bushlexia is a fairly recent disorder, we can only conclude that it may be the result of some new form of bio-illogical warfare," says Thrax.

It is feared that Florida governor Jeb Bush has also contracted Bushlexia, as he has remained mysteriously silent over that state's connection to the terrorist bombings of the World Trade Center, the recent outbreaks of Anthrax and the creation of the horrible scourges N'Sync and the Backstreet Boys.

In related news, CNN has reported a large outbreak of Bushlexia among senior Democratic officials since Sunday's airstrikes in Afghanistan. Because of constantexposure to government spokespeople, CNN has begun mandatory Bushlexia testing among its news staff.

Senior CNN anchor Wolf Blitzer, however, assured the public that the idea of a Bushlexia epidemic among media professionals is "ridicular and preposthumous".






Activist Alerts

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good people to do nothing." ... Edmund Burke



THE PETITION

We, the people, do hereby demand that Congress investigate the following actions taken by George W. Bush and his administration, and call for the IMPEACHMENT of Bush, John Ashcroft, the five members of the Supreme Court who violated State's Rights to select Bush, every member of the administration who also served in George H.W.Bush's administration, and every person who has executive and monetary ties to the oil industry.

The Republican Party spent $40 million of our tax dollars trying to crucify Bill Clinton for his sexual activities, and there has barely been a whimper but one is finally emerging -- about GWB's desecration of the very foundations of our democracy. We, the people, demand investigation of the following crimes of treason -- with the intent to impeach:

1. Tampering with the 2000 presidential election process, e.g. hard plastic inserts causing "no vote" in the Gore column of Florida ballots. (Cited by Diane Feinstein.) We demand investigation and imprisonment of all those in the State of Florida who participated in this obstruction and the blocking of recounts in Florida.

2. Violation of State's Rights by the last and final bastion of law in the United States â?? the Supreme Court. Violated State's Rights to recount, and Florida State Law that automatically requires a recount in close elections. We demand impeachment of all "Justices" who desecrated our democratic process and appointed Bush to the White House.

3. John Ashcroft, to gain office, said he would not let his personal beliefs interfere with his position that wields power of the laws of our nation. Investigate and impeach for violating State's Rights by overturning the will of the people of Oregon that allows assisted suicides.

4. Investigate and impeach John Ashcroft for implementing laws that are so vague in describing "terrorist" that they potentially violate the civil rights of citizens and residents of our country, thus destroying the tenets of democracy that made this country great.

5. Investigate and imprison members of our "intelligence" who met with bin Laden in July 2001. Since bin Laden was, even then, a "war" criminal, investigate why he was MET WITH and NOT ARRESTED. Impeach the final authority who directed the visits.

6. Intelligence members have stated that Bush TOLD them to back off from bin Laden to NOT investigate him and his cohorts. Investigate and IMPEACH the final authority who directed that surveillance of bin Laden and his cohorts be stopped prior to the attacks.

7. Members of our "intelligence" placed PUTS on United and American airlines two days before the attacks sent the stocks plummeting. Although software supposedly tracks abnormal trading, the 1200% gain in PUT activity on those two airlines was not revealed. Investigate and imprison all who profited from these puts. Investigate and IMPEACH the final authority who gave notice that the event would happen.

8. Bush has attached his unpopular agenda items to his so-called "war" bills, and has used the "war" as an excuse to undermine every tenet of civil rights inherent in our democracy. Compile a list and remove his agenda items, as well as every "law" that erodes and violates our civil rights. Note that every participant in this agenda commits TREASON and is a TRAITOR to this great nation.

9. Bush is buying up every satellite image of Afghanistan â?? with our tax dollars. His daddy didn't do this, and reviews of satellite photography after the Kuwait "war," where GHWBush didn't bring in Hussein, showed that there was NO enemy presence in Kuwait - hence our soldiers died from "friendly fire." Investigate and impeach anyone who endeavors to maintain exclusivity and secrecy in our democracy. Democracy works by keeping WE, THE PEOPLE, informed of all actions of our politicians, in order that we may more properly select who will REPRESENT us. SECRETS are TREASON to democracy.

10. Bush has by Executive Order hidden all presidential papers -- that BELONG to WE, THE PEOPLE. His order locks other presidential records, including his daddy's and Reagan's. The order has a "double lock" on it, so that if either the creating or the sitting president says "no" to releasing the records, they remain locked from the public. We, the people, demand that Congress act in unison to destroy this "Executive Order." We demand investigation of what the Order seeks to hide, and full revelation to the people.

11. Bush has requested power to "quarantine" American citizens in the event of a smallpox (or communicable disease) breakout. He has refused to discard American supplies of the smallpox virus. History has proven that quarantines do NOT WORK. Should he accuse bin Laden of threatening with smallpox, and then mandate a nation-wide inoculation, he will set the "bio-terrorism" in motion himself, as there are always people who become sick from the vaccine, and the American people today already have massively corrupted immune systems. Recall Ford's attempt to force inoculations for Swine Flu - and that he killed people. Every person with a weakened immune system has the potential of contracting the disease, and then contagion will have been set in motion - with only blame on, but no action from, bin Laden. Ensure that Bush cannot in ANY way cause or allow to be done the releasing in ANY FORM of any virus or anthrax that can harm we, the people.

12. People have already been concerned that FEMA would have totalitarian powers if a national emergency were declared. Bush has now sought the same power for himself. He has stripped all rights from "foreigners" (racism) the diversity of which made this nation great. With quarantine powers, he can strip all rights from citizens -? WE, THE PEOPLE, and prevent movement within the country. (Read this as Hitler's Germany.) He can imprison (quarantine) people in stadiums. Entire cities could be herded into unsheltered, unhealthy environments. He has taken the power to turn hospitals into prisons. WE, THE PEOPLE demand that Congress overturn this Executive Order, for it does NOTHING to stop terrorism.

13. Bush has set in motion SECRET military tribunals, once again declaring "needs of security." He has made it law that a person's home is not longer his castle, and it can be entered and searched without a warrant. He has made it a law that one is no longer innocent until proven guilty. One now only needs to be "suspected." One now has no guarantee of a fair and democratic trial. One can be tried by a secret military tribunal and be executed â?? in total secrecy. This constitutes a police state and NOT a democracy. We, the people, DEMAND that this power be stripped away and never set in motion. We demand that Bush be IMPEACHED for granting himself "unusual powers" for a "war" that is phony - and not declared by Congress, and for further destroying the character of America in the world community.

14. Bush is buying all satellite images of Afghanistan, he has locked down presidential papers, and he wants to conduct secret executions â?? to prevent the airing of any testimony that might incriminate him and his role in the attacks used to set in motion all of these assaults on American citizens. We, the people, demand IMPEACHMENT for his destruction of the ELECTION PROCESS and his intent to grant himself FULL DICTATORIAL AUTHORITY.

15. The anthrax distributed in the mail - and sent only to Democrats -is the variety held by our own military. We, the people, demand investigation of our own military and administrative authorities who have command over U.S. supplies of anthrax. Imprison all who participated in its release, and IMPEACH the highest authority.

16. Bomber pilots are saying that they are being prevented from bombing military complexes in Afghanistan. Rumsfeld declared the "anonymous" pilots to be "royal thumb suckers." Rumsfeld tripped over his own lies as he first denied the charges with that idiotic remark, and then admitted it when someone rephrased the question. He stood LAUGHING at some of the questions. Excuse me, did someone say this was about "war"???? Investigate WHY the military is under such discretionary control, and the reasons for it. IMPEACH all who are calling the orders in this phony "war."

17. We, the people, demand an investigation into who controls the news media so that it is not screaming from the headlines, and at the top of the hour, about these acts that are TREASON to our nation. The news media's purpose is not to amuse and deceive.

18. Investigate "profiteering through government" during this time of assault upon the American people via permission by you in Congress who have failed in your purpose to represent WE, THE PEOPLE. You have handed BILLIONS of our tax dollars to Corporations â?? letting these corporations "take the money and run" â?? even as individuals lose their jobs, and will wind up working for $6 an hour to pay for the massive government debt being created by Bush - and yourselves! STOP and REVERSE these handouts.

19. Investigate WHY Congress has cooperated so fully in Bush's destruction of our democracy under the pretext of "war." If there has been any threat, or collusion to deceive the American people, IMPEACH all who participated.

20. Investigate the role of OIL in this entire charade, and the monies paid by "religious" influences who also seek destruction of American rights and freedoms. Clean up our government, beginning with your own apologies to the American people - and to the world. We could FEED the world with the BILLIONS that Bush is giving to war barons and corporations. This is a dark hour in our history, and each of you need to bring all of these TREASONOUS and TRAITOROUS acts into the LIGHT.

Representing We, The People,

SUPPORT THE OREGON DEMOCRATS' PROPOSAL TO IMPEACH THE FELONIOUS FIVE!

Here's what you can do to help:

1. Write your members of Congress and urge them to support the Democratic Party of Oregon's resolution.

2. Contact your local and/or state Democratic Party office urging them to also support the resolution.

3. Contribute to the Democratic Party of Oregon. We plan to continue to promote this resolution and your contribution, no matter how small, will help us in this fight for democracy. Click on Democratic Party of Oregon to send your support today!


Supreme Injustice
by STEVE COBBLE

Lest we forget--just over six months ago, the Rehnquist Court stole an election in broad daylight. In fear of the truth, the Scalia Five intervened to block all votes from being counted, an action "unprecedented" (both historically and judicially) in US history. Though the June 12 "anniversary" went unnoticed by the media, we must never forget.

Was it the worst Supreme Court decision in US history, as American University Constitutional scholar Jamin Raskin has suggested? Considering that Raskin is a staunch civil rights advocate, the very thought that he would rank Bush v. Gore lower than both the Dred Scott and Plessy rulings is instructive. Nor does Raskin stand alone in his opinion of this judicial coup.

Justice John Paul Stevens: "One thing, however, is certain. Although we may never know with complete certainty the identity of the winner of this year's Presidential election, the identity of the loser is perfectly clear. It is the Nation's confidence in the judge as an impartial guardian of the rule of law. I respectfully dissent."

Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg: "In sum, the Court's conclusion that a constitutionally adequate recount is impractical is a prophecy the Court's own judgment will not allow to be tested. Such an untested prophecy should not decide the Presidency of the United States. I dissent." And related is the unsigned per curiam decision of the Scalia 5, a transparent attempt to try to avoid history's scarlet letter.

Hendrik Hertzberg, former presidential speechwriter: "The election of 2000 was not stolen. It was expropriated."

David Kairys, Temple University: "We had a constitutional crisis, and it was Bush v. Gore. History will not be kind."

Suzanna Sherry, Vanderbilt University: "There is really very little way to reconcile this opinion other than that they wanted Bush to win."

Jeffrey Rosen, legal scholar: "They have...made it impossible for citizens of the United States to sustain any kind of faith in the rule of law as something larger than the self-interested political preferences of William Rehnquist, Antonin Scalia, Clarence Thomas, Anthony Kennedy, and Sandra Day O'Connor."

Randall Kennedy, Harvard University: "But we should also insist that there be no confirmation for Scalia-like champions of the right-wing agenda. The Supreme Court has hurt its own reputation by wrongly intervening to ensure the victory of George W. Bush. Those who abhor what the Court did should say so and say so loudly and clearly."

Jesse Jackson and John Sweeney: "But if it comes down for justices to the 14th amendment and the promise of equal protection, one can only hope for the sake of the country that they consider how not counting all the votes mirrors too closely the habits of heart and mind that brought us slavery and segregation--the original sins of our nation that the equal protection clause sought to repair."

And, of course, Vincent Bugliosi, prosecutor of Charles Manson and author of several bestselling true-crime books, in The Betrayal of America: ". . . the Court committed the unpardonable sin of being a knowing surrogate for the Republican Party instead of being an impartial arbiter of the law.... [The Court searched] mightily for a way, any way at all, to aid their choice for president, Bush, in the suppression of the truth, finally settling, in their judicial coup d'État, on the untenable argument that there was a violation of the Fourteenth Amendment's equal protection clause..."

Recent polls indicate the public's growing dissatisfaction with the results of the Scalia Five's decision. A survey conducted by the Pew Research Center and Princeton Survey Research Associates (June 13-17) showed George W. Bush's job approval rating at just 50 percent, down six points from March; the New York Times survey with CBS News (June 14-18) put the rating at 53 percent, down seven points from March. And Democracy Corps's Greenberg Quinlan Rosner poll (June 11-13) found that 48 percent of likely voters think the nation is currently on the "wrong track." Perhaps most tellingly, 25 percent of voters in the Democracy Corps poll said that the phrase "not really elected President" describes Bush "very well," with another 15 percent saying that it describes him "well"--in other words, six months after the Scalia Five coup, 40 percent of likely voters still believe Bush was not really elected President.

What then, is to be done?

The least we can do is know our own history, and to understand that what the Injustices did was an insult to the dreams and ideals of Lexington and Concord, Valley Forge and Jefferson and Paine, Gettsyburg and Lincoln and Douglass, Selma and King, Seneca Falls and Anthony, Delano and Chavez, Flint and Debs and Lewis. We can bear witness to injustice, in the nonviolent protest tradition of Thoreau, Gandhi, King, Havel, Robinson, Chavez.

The Scalia Five's judicial coup came down on the second Tuesday last December. So, on the second Tuesday of July, July 10, 2001, the Tuesday after the Pro-Democracy Convention in Philadelphia, the Tuesday between Independence Day and Bastille Day, the Institute for Policy Studies and friends are calling for a peaceful, nonviolent vigil at the Supreme Court building, at noon.

On July 10--and each Tuesday at noon from then on--let's gather at the scene of the crime, and bear witness to the truth. The Scalia Five won't be there; but we should be.

Bring a candle or a bell, like the Czechs a decade ago. Bring a copy of the Voters' Bill of Rights, or the US Constitution. Send an e-mail to all your friends, with your favorite quote from this list. Bring Pablo Neruda's and Marge Piercy's poems. Bring the next generation, so they will never forget. Bring your commitment to restore, rebuild, and expand American democracy. The Supreme Court cheated. Democracy lost. For now.
©2001 STEVE COBBLE


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TO OUR REPRESENTATIVES AND SENATORS IN THE UNITED STATES CONGRESS

We, the undersigned voters, know that our cherished democracy is endangered from within by the grave and potentially fatal flaws in our voting systems exposed by the Presidential Election of 2000.

As our elected representatives, you have the duty, the opportunity, and the privilege to correct these flaws and to restore fair and honest elections throughout our nation. To this end, we charge you to construct and pass a VOTERS BILL OF RIGHTS, which shall include:

Strict enforcement and extension of the Voting Rights Act to prevent the disenfranchisement of voters and require full investigation and criminal prosecution of any offenders;

Standardized, easily understandable federal election ballots

Funding to replace old and unreliable voting machines to ensure that every vote is counted fairly and accurately

Genuine campaign finance reform that bans campaign contributions from special interests

Replacement of the Electoral College with a majority-rule election, or substantial reform of the Electoral College to allow for proportional representation

Measures to increase voter participation by eliminating bureaucratic hurdles to voter registration and turnout, including language barriers, physical barriers, archaic equipment, and lack of resources

Enactment and enforcement of a VOTERS BILL OF RIGHTS will restore trust in our government and encourage participation in our democratic processes. The linchpin of a democracy is the process by which we select our representatives and leaders. The right to vote is our defining right as citizens of this nation. We call upon our elected representatives to protect our Constitution from abusive exercise of government power by enacting a VOTERS BILL OF RIGHTS.

We pledge our full and constant support for enactment of a VOTERS BILL OF RIGHTS.

BOYCOTTS


Top twenty Republican donors with global consumer brands:

1 Philip Morris - $4,554,732
2 BP (ARCO) - $1,865,458
3 Am way - $1,729,500
4 News Corp - $1,204,950
5 Enron - $1,146,615
6 Citigroup ? $1,079,225
7 MCI Worldcom - $1,074,608
8 Federal Express (FDX Corp) - $1,057,550
9 Pfizer - $1,051,225
10 Chevron Texaco - $862,056
11 Bristol-Myers Squibb - $848,556
12 Revlon Group/ MacAndrews & Forbes - $761,000
13 Limited Inc - $750,000
14 Glaxo-Wellcome - $702,795
15 Walt Disney - $663,625
16 Anheuser-Busch - $663,025
17 Archer Daniels Midland - $660,000
18 Microsoft - $644,816
19 Coca Cola - $610,875
20 Schering-Plough - $600,685



"Lie" isn't an adequate word for what Republicans say. We need a new term; I propose anti-truth, as in, "There are lies, damned lies, and Republican anti-truths." Like matter and anti-matter, Republicans and the truth just can't occupy the same space. What they say goes all the way through and past "untrue" into the realm of turning reality inside out, tying a knot in it, and yanking hard.
M.E. Cowan




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The Top Ten Conservative Idiots (No. 50)

Enronor and Integrity Edition

It's the 50th Top Ten Conservative Idiots, and there's just one word on everyone's lips this week: Pretzel. Um... I mean, Enron. It finally seems to be catching on, folks. That's why the first three spots this week are reserved for the top players in this developing scandal, George W. Bush (1), Arthur Andersen (2), and Ken Lay (3). Apparently none of them know anything about the whole thing, they've never heard of one another, and they can't even remember what they had for dinner last night. How surprising. But there's more to life than the Bush administration and Enron fondling one another's buttocks - which is why we turn to the world of entertainment to find CNN (4), Dr. Laura (6), and Ann Coulter (8) on the list this week. And if you're a fan of schadenfraude (aren't we all), don't miss our special 11th idiot. Enjoy!

#1. Enron's Lying-Ass White House Lackey (George W. Bush)

Enron? What Enron? George W. Bush was in full-on, ass-covering, I-don't-know-what-the-hell-you're-talking-about denial mode last week as the proverbial poo hit the fan over Enron's shady business dealings. Up until recently, Bush has made no secret of the fact that he and Enron chief Ken Lay have been best buds (even going so far as to nickname him "Kenny Boy.") But last week, as the scandal began reaching the highest levels of his administration, Bush decided it was time to put a little distance between himself and that guy. And he did the the old fashioned way: He lied. You see, they're not really friends. No way, Jo