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In This Edition

Robert Parry shares a brilliant essay in two parts, here's part two of, "Missed Opportunities Of Sept. 11."

Greg Palast is back with a glimpse of our future in, "Argentina: World Bank President's Secret Plan for Bleeding Nation."

Jim Hightower explains that the Repblicans aren't the only enemy in, "Tom Goes A Whoring."

Norman Solomon reads, "A Communiqué From The Ghost Of Mark Twain."

Helen Thomas reports on, "Enron: How The Mighty Have Fallen."

Gene Lyons looks at those, "Genuflecting Before The Bush Throne."

Joe Conason asks, "Where’s The Outrage Over Enron Scandal?"

Ted Rall says it's, "A Time For War: Israel Crosses the Line."

William Rivers Pitt is back with part 2 of a 3 parter in, "Hell To Pay, Part II: Enron, Bush Face Serious Legal Questions."

Isaac Peterson recalls, "The Last Temptation of Jerry Falwell."

Erica C. Barnett pours us a cup of, "Prison Coffee."

George Stephanopolous wins the "Vidkun Quisling Award!"

Molly Ivins reports on the Junta in, "In Total Disregard Toward The Poor."

Ann Thomas gives us an English lesson in, "Winning The Word War."

And finally in Parting Shots Hank Blakely is back with tales of derring-do in, "Commander George and the Machineries of Doom" but first Uncle Ernie takes us through, "The Gates Of Babylon."

This week we spotlight the cartoons of Nick Anderson with additional cartoons from Tom Tomorrow, Baha Boukhari, Tony Auth, Ben Sargent, C.A.L.I.C.O., Nicholas Brawley, GWBush Art and Political Strikes.

Plus we have all of your favorite departments! Welcome one and all to "Uncle Ernie's Issues & Alibis." We hope you enjoy your stay!




How We Should Rebuild The World Trade Center






The Gates Of Babylon
By Ernest Stewart

The power of what has been before
Rises to trap you within
A magic carpet ride a genie maybe more
A city of heavenly sin
Sleep with the devil and then you must pay
Sleep with the devil the devil will take you away
Oh Gates of Babylon … Ronnie James Dio

While recalling the political events of the last year or so I heard the old Rainbow song, "Gates Of Babylon" on the radio and it got me thinking. Thinking about our beloved Fuhrer and why he does what he does. Brain damage is the first thing that leaps to mind!

As I'm sure you know if you pickle your brain in alcohol long enough it will cease to work. Hey they don't call Laura Bush Pickles just because she discovered that vegetable when she discovered masturbation as a girl. No, it's also there to recall what happened to her brain when she, like hubby drank and drove, at least Smirky didn't kill anyone while driving drunk or if he did it was covered up better than his busts for cocaine. Cocaine, another Bush drug of choice that can make a sane person insane with a couple of snorts. So one has to start from the premise that Curious George was driven insane by that silver coke spoon he was born with up his nose. Yes der Fuhrer comes by his madness honestly. Being born into the Crime Family Bush will certainly drive you to drink and use drugs just ask the Bush twins why they get wasted and do drugs? I'm sure Jenna didn't start out to be the joke of her school but what did you expect her to do? Still there is more to Smirky's actions than can be explained my mere drug addiction!

Something that must be on his drug soaked mind is how to payback all those contributors? He took in over a half billion dollars, that we know about, in his last campaign. That must set a new record, even for Washington, for taking bribes? So now there are a lot of business men with their hands out expecting to get paid back for their dollars. And the 'Smirked One' doesn't disappoint, no sireee bob! The one thing you have to admire about der Fuhrer is he knows how to take a bribe and how to deliver. Not since the Rat-wing paid to have Lincoln shot have the Corporations had such a license to steal! That Trillion and one half dollars that Clinton put aside was to help pay for Ronnie Ray-Guns gifts to Corporate Amerika that tripled the national debt. A debt that had taken over 200 years to run up, old Dementia Head tripled in 8 years. Smirky gave that away in a heart beat and still that wasn't enough, one might have thought a 3,000% profit would have been enough for their bribes? If so one would have thought wrong! Hell with der Fuhrer the skies are the limit. With a never ending, undeclared war to wage with the possibilities of stealing the whole world, lock, stock and barrel opening up before their power mad eyes these are heady times to be a CEO. Still even his corporate mania doesn't tell the whole story. Let's not forget about the 'Jesus Factor!'

As I'm sure you know our glorious leader is a born again Christian, oh joy! Remember what I said about the brain damaging qualities of alcohol?

"I was all f-cked up on drugs until de lord came into my life. Now I'm all f-cked up on de lord!"

And drugs and alcohol too, unless you bought that 'choked on a pretzel' non-sense? Think of the logic he must have reviewed to have made John Ashcroft the chief law enforcement officer of the United States. How do you pawn off a real wacko nut case who just lost his reelection to a dead man on the people? "What balls he must have," I hear you reason? It's really just the opposite! Remember that old Firesign Theatre joke, "Why Did The Bozo Cross The Road?

Why did the Bozo cross the road?
Because there was a Bozo on the other side!

Why did the short hair cross the road?
Because someone told him to!

Now why did the long hair cross the road?
Because someone told him not to!

He did what he did about Ashcroft and all the other religious nonsense not only because someone told him to but because there was another Bozo telling him to do it. The Reich-wing has been trying for years to get such a pseudo-believer as our Texas Prairie Monkey in power to bring out their 'Fascist Agenda.' From the minds of religious 'leaders' that would make the Taliban look like Sunday School teachers come ideas that would make Hitler and Stalin blush. The truth slipped out when our beloved Fuhrer called our madness in Afghanistan a 'Crusade.' Yes we have a real, live "Crusader Rabbit" in the White House. Pity he never bothered to crack a history book because as the rest of us know the Christian armies lost all three Crusades to the Islamic armies. Hence the backing for 53 years of the Zionists in Israel. Just the Pope's way of getting back at Mohammed. Now the Christian Church has the most powerful man in the world (until the corporates control all the missiles) in their vest pocket. What a handy tool, eh?

With the combination of the above our glorious Fuhrer comes into his own. No longer just the son of a great crime dynasty or the pretend scholar and warrior, not the corporate puppet and part time governor of the Corporation of Texas or even the son of the cappo di tutti cappo Poppa Smirk but now with the imput of the Reich-wing church the Savior of the World! A man who will drive all evil from the world. A holy man doing Gods own work here on Earth.

Uh Oh! Where have I heard this stuff before? As Mick Jagger put it,

"Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste!"

Or as Ronnie James Dio said above America,

"Sleep with the devil and then you must pay. Sleep with the devil the devil will take you away!"
Until the next time, Peace Y'all.

Chapter 4 of my new book
is now viewing. I post a new chapter on the 1st of each month.

© 2002 Ernest Stewart






Missed Opportunities Of Sept. 11 (part 2)

By Robert Parry

Theocratic Agendas

In the U.S., Christian fundamentalists also escalated their political activism in opposition to America’s secular political traditions. Falwell's Moral Majority and other Christian Right groups led campaigns to demonize feminists, homosexuals, "secular humanists" and liberals in general.

A key figure in supplying a mysterious flow of capital for this undertaking was the Rev. Sun Myung Moon, a South Korean theocrat who espouses a totalitarian form of Christianity that would eradicate American democracy and place the world under his authority. While publicly avowing love for America, Moon privately tells his followers that America is "Satanic" and represents "Satan’s harvest."

In one speech to his believers, Moon said his eventual dominance over the United States would be followed by the liquidation of American individualism. "Americans who continue to maintain their privacy and extreme individualism are foolish people," Moon declared. "The world will reject Americans who continue to be so foolish. Once you have this great power of love, which is big enough to swallow entire America, there may be some individuals who complain inside your stomach. However, they will be digested."

Since 1982, Moon has financed one of the conservative movement’s most influential media outlets, The Washington Times, as a way to build popular support for conservative politicians and undermine liberals and centrists. Moon also subsidized conservative direct-mail operations and sponsored conferences that paid money to influential politicians.

The Reagan-Bush administration worked closely with Moon’s apparatus. Ronald Reagan called Moon’s Times his "favorite" newspaper. After leaving office, George H.W. Bush gave paid speeches in support of Moon, including an appearance in Argentina where Bush hailed Moon’s Washington Times for bringing "sanity" to Washington and called Moon "the man with the vision." [For details, see "The Dark Side of Rev. Moon" series at Consortiumnews.com]

With devastating effect, Moon and more traditional Christian fundamentalists have targeted political leaders associated with "liberalism." For instance, President Clinton was pursued for eight years in a relentless campaign to destroy him and his political influence.

Paula Jones

One of the Christian fundamentalist groups joining in the anti-Clinton assaults was the Rutherford Institute, which was inspired by the teachings of Rousas John Rushdoony, an advocate of Christian Reconstructionism, a movement that would replace democracy with "Biblical law."

The Rutherford Institute financed the Paula Jones sexual harassment suit against Clinton. Rutherford’s leader John Whitehead, who appeared on cable news shows on behalf of Jones, has advocated the reorganization of the United States as a "Christian Nation." In his book, The Separation Illusion, Whitehead opposes religious pluralism and argues that the doctrine of separation of church and state causes "the true God" to be an "outcast" and a "criminal." [See Frederick Clarkson’s "Paula’s Onward-Marching Christian Soldiers" at Consortiumnews.com]

In his political rise, George W. Bush cultivated Christian fundamentalists by wearing his born-again religious fervor on his sleeve.

Bush courted Christian Right leaders with speeches at leading fundamentalist institutions such as Bob Jones University in South Carolina. He won Robertson’s key backing in defeating Sen. John McCain’s primary challenge.

Bush also enjoyed the strong support of Moon’s Washington Times, which aggressively promoted stories questioning Al Gore’s mental stability and his supposed tendency toward "delusions." [See "Al Gore vs. the Media" at Consortiumnews.com]

Since taking power in January, Bush has rewarded his Christian Right followers. He has chipped away at the church-state separation by touting his "faith-based" initiative to put government money into religious organizations engaged in social services.

Bush imposed strict limits on federally funded stem-cell research. He named fundamentalist-favorite John Ashcroft to be attorney general. And Bush has vowed to appoint conservative anti-abortion justices to the U.S. Supreme Court.

Separation of church and state may be a principle that shines with new relevance today amid the bloodshed that stretches from Jerusalem to Kabul to New York City. But Bush has failed to explain the principle's practical logic to the world.

Israel-Palestine

Bush also has failed on a third front, the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, again letting politics and ideology obscure a possible route to a solution.

During his first months in office, Bush repudiated Clinton’s Middle East policy of pressing for a comprehensive peace agreement between Israel and Palestine. Clinton’s policy had been staunchly opposed by right-wing commentators, such as the Washington Post’s Charles Krauthammer, a neoconservative supporter of Israel.

Bush chose to follow the hard-line strategy against the Palestinians charted by Krauthammer and others. Some foreign-policy sources say Bush picked that route out of a belief that his father lost in 1992, in part, because of Israel’s suspicion that the elder Bush privately favored the oil-rich Arab countries and couldn't be trusted.

Possibly with 2004 in mind, Bush cast aside any appearance of balance in the first several months of his presidency. Bush singled out Palestinian leader Yasir Arafat for primary blame for the continued Israeli-Palestinian violence and essentially let Likud leader Ariel Sharon off the hook.

Bush voiced no public sympathy for the worsening conditions of Palestinians living in the squalor of Gaza and other fenced-in areas. In early September, Bush ordered U.S. diplomats to walk out of a United Nations racism conference because of draft language criticizing Israel’s treatment of Palestinians.

The tragedy of Sept. 11 did not alter Bush’s basic strategy toward the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. Many Americans might have favored a stern demand to both sides to accept a reasonable compromise that protected Israel’s security while granting the Palestinians an economically viable homeland – or perhaps a solution that forged a single secular state with constitutional protections for all religions.

But Bush made no such move. His emissaries continued to insist that cease-fires of specific lengths were necessary before more substantive negotiations. However, the time limits turned into deadlines for Islamic suicide bombers to inflict bloody outrages against Israeli civilians. The Israeli government then responded with helicopter attacks and targeted killings of Palestinian leaders.

Four months after the Sept. 11 attacks, Bush seems clueless about how to advance the Israeli-Palestinian peace process. Meanwhile, the post-Sept. 11 public pressure for action has dissipated and the tit-for-tat killings have taken on a grim look of business as usual.

Missed Warnings

Not only has Bush failed to address the larger threats that continue to give rise to terrorism, he did not protect the United States from the Sept. 11 attacks themselves.

Though columnist Andrew Sullivan and other conservative writers have gone to great lengths to blame former President Clinton for failing to stop the Sept. 11 attacks, the reality is that the Clinton administration did thwart previous attacks, including the millennium bombers, and waged covert campaigns to disrupt and kill leaders of al Qaeda.

While Clinton and his predecessors can be faulted for not doing more about terrorism, George W. Bush deserves blame for ignoring the more immediate dangers. It wasn't as if there were no warnings.

On Jan. 31, 2001, just 11 days after Bush's inauguration, former Sens. Gary Hart and Warren Rudman unveiled the final report of a blue-ribbon commission on terrorism that bluntly warned that urgent steps were needed to prevent an attack on U.S. cities.

"States, terrorists and other disaffected groups will acquire weapons of mass destruction, and some will use them," the report said. "Americans will likely die on American soil, possibly in large numbers."

Hart specifically noted that the nation was vulnerable to "a weapon of mass destruction in a high-rise building."

Little, however, was done. Between a news media that still obsessed over "Clinton scandals," such as the later debunked stories of his aides "trashing" the White House, and a new Bush administration focused on domestic concerns, such as tax cuts, the warning drew scant attention.

When congressional hearings on the findings were set for early May, the Bush administration intervened to stop them, an article in the Columbia Journalism Review reported. Presumably, Bush did not want to seem behind the curve.

So, instead of embracing the Hart-Rudman findings and getting to work on the recommendations, Bush set up a White House committee, headed by Vice President Dick Cheney, to examine the issue again and submit a report in the fall.

Former Republican House Speaker Newt Gingrich, who had joined President Clinton in creating the Hart-Rudman panel, acknowledged that Bush's actions delayed progress. "The administration actually slowed down response to Hart-Rudman when momentum was building in the spring," said Gingrich in an interview cited by the CJR study of press coverage of the terrorism issue. [See http://www.cjr.org/year/01/6/evans.asp ]

Alarm Bells

By late spring, other alarm bells were ringing.

Credible evidence of what became the World Trade Center/Pentagon attacks began pouring in to U.S. intelligence agencies. "It all came together in the third week of June," said Richard Clarke, who was the White House coordinator for counter-terrorism. "The CIA’s view was that a major terrorist attack was coming in the next several weeks." [See The New Yorker, Jan. 14, 2002]

The intelligence community also learned that two suspected terrorists had penetrated the United States, but the FBI could not find them.

As these dangers grew, Bush focused not on terrorism but on stem-cell research and other domestic issues that played well with his Christian Right allies. Bush took off the month of August for a working vacation that interspersed relaxation on his Texas ranch with his speech on stem-cell policy and trips to non-coastal cities to praise "heartland" values.

Former Sen. Hart tried to rekindle interest in what he viewed as the pressing threat of terrorism. On Sept, 6, he went to the White House for a meeting with National Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice and urged the White House to move faster. Rice agreed to pass on Hart's concerns to higher-ups. [See http://www.cjr.org/year/01/6/evans.asp ]

Five days later, despite all the warnings, Bush and his administration were caught flatfooted. Two of America's greatest landmarks were leveled, with thousands of people killed. For the first time in history, the Pentagon was attacked and partially destroyed.

After the attacks, however, the nation rallied around Bush. He won praise for unleashing the U.S. military against Afghanistan and pulling together a coalition that backed the war. Ironically, the attacks that his administration had done nothing to stop boosted Bush's approval ratings to historically high levels.

God's Will

The news media's praise for Bush was unbridled. On Dec. 23, for instance, NBC's Tim Russert joined New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani, Cardinal Theodore McCarrick and First Lady Laura Bush in ruminating about whether divine intervention had put Bush in the White House to handle this crisis.

Russert asked Mrs. Bush if "in an extraordinary way, this is why he was elected." Mrs. Bush disagreed with Russert's suggestion that "God picks the president, which he doesn't."

Giuliani thought otherwise. "I do think, Mrs. Bush, that there was some divine guidance in the president being elected. I do," the mayor said. McCarrick also saw some larger purpose. "I think I don’t thoroughly agree with the first lady. I think that the president really, he was where he was when we needed him," the cardinal said. [For the full Meet the Press transcript, go to http://www.msnbc.com/news/677134.asp or see www.mediawhoresonline.com ]

Theologically speaking, it was less clear why God didn't simply let Bush actually be elected, rather than having him get a U.S. Supreme Court ruling to stop the vote count in Florida – or why God didn't give Bush the foresight to act on the Hart-Rudman warnings so he could thwart the terrorist attacks altogether.

More mundane realities can explain Bush's subsequent failure in squandering an unparalleled opportunity to take decisive action against some of the root causes that have fed – and will continue to feed – terrorism. The hard fact is that Bush, weighed down with political and ideological baggage, missed the moment.

In the 1980s, writing for the Associated Press and Newsweek, Robert Parry broke many of the stories now known as the Iran-Contra Affair. His latest book is Lost History, a study of how propaganda has altered Americans' understanding of their recent history.
© 2002 Robert Parry. In the 1980s, Robert Parry broke many of the stories now known as the Iran-Contra scandal for the Associated Press and Newsweek.






Argentina: World Bank President's Secret Plan for Bleeding Nation.

An uncharming mix of self-delusion and cruelty
By Greg Palast

AN ENVELOPE has walked onto my desk containing the memorandum for Argentina's "Country Assistance Plan" for the next four years. The document, signed by World Bank President James Wolfensohn, includes a warning that recipients must use the document "only in the performance of their official duties."

Here's the update of my prior report on the IMF, World Bank and Argentina.

In December in Buenos Aires, the Paris of Latin America, police gunned down 27 Argentines after they chose to face bullets rather than starvation. The nation's currency had crumbled and unemployment had shot up from a grim 16 percent to millions more than the collapsed government could measure. The economy had been murdered in cold blood.

Who done it? The killers left fingerprints all over the warm corpse. A "Technical Memorandum of Understanding," dated September 5, 2000, was signed by Pedro Pou, president of Argentina's Central Bank for transmission to Horst Köhler, managing director of the International Monetary Fund. I received a complete copy of the inside report from . . . let's just say the envelope lacked a return address.

The "Understanding" required Argentina to cut the government budget deficit from $5.3 billion in 2000 to $4.1 billion in 2001. Think about that. Eighteen months ago, when the "Understanding" was drafted, Argentina was already on the cliff-edge of a deep recession. One in six workers were unemployed. Even the half-baked economists at the IMF should have known that holding back government spending in a contracting economy would be like turning off the engines of an airplane in stall. Cut the deficit? As my 4-year-old daughter would say, "Stooopid."

The IMF is never wrong without being cruel as well. Under the boldface heading, "Improving the Conditions of the Poor," the agency directed Argentina to lop $40 a month from salaries paid under the government emergency employment program; the order cut the salaries 20 percent to $160. The "Understanding" also promised a 12-15 percent cut in civil-servant salaries and a pension "rationalization" (IMF-speak for cutting 13 percent from payments to the aged under both public and private plans). Cut, cut, cut amid a recession. Stooopid.

Salted in the IMF's mean-spirited plans for pensioners and the poor were economic forecasts bordering on the delusional. In the "Understanding," the globalization geniuses projected that, once Argentina carried out the IMF plan to snuff consumer spending, somehow the nation's economic production would leap by 3.7 percent and unemployment would fall.

It didn't. The IMF plan kneecapped industrial production, which fell 25 percent in the first quarter of last year before keeling over completely to interest rates that, by the summer, were running up to 90 percent on dollar-denominated earnings.

Another envelope that walked onto my desk contained the memorandum for Argentina's "Country Assistance Plan" for the next four years. The document, signed by World Bank President James Wolfensohn and dated June 25, included a warning that recipients must use it "only in the performance of their official duties."

My duty as a reporter is to tell you that the plan amounts to a breathtaking mix of cruelty and Titanic-sized self-deception. Written only months ago, when the economy was already plunging into its death spiral, Wolfensohn wrote, "Despite the setbacks, the goals set out in the last [year's] report remain valid and the strategy appropriate." The IMF plan, cooked up with the World Bank, would, "greatly improve the outlook for the remainder of 2001 and for 2002, with growth expected to recover in the later half of 2001."

In this strange, eyes-only document, the World Bank president expressed particular pride that Argentina's government had made "a $3 billion cut in primary expenditures accommodating the increase in interest obligations." In other words, the government gouged spending on domestic needs to pay interest to creditors, mostly foreign banks.

Crisis, indeed, has its bright side, as Wolfensohn crowed to his banker readers: "A major advance was made to eliminate outdated labor contracts." And "labor costs" had fallen due to "labor market flexibility induced by the de facto liberalization of the market via increased informality." Translation: Workers lost unionized industrial jobs and turned to selling trinkets in the street.

What on Earth would lure Argentina into embracing this goofy program? The bait was a $20 billion emergency loan package and "stand-by" credit from the IMF, the World Bank and their commercial bank partners. But there is less to this generosity than meets the eye. The "Understanding" assumed Argentina would continue its "Convertibility Plan," instituted in 1991, which pegged the peso, the nation's currency, to the Yankee dollar at an exchange rate of one-to-one. The currency peg hadn't come cheap. Foreign banks working with the IMF had demanded that Argentina pay a whopping 16 percent risk premium above U.S. Treasury lending rates for the dollars needed to back the scheme.

Now do the arithmetic. When Wolfensohn wrote his memo, Argentina owed $128 billion in debt. Normal interest plus the premium amounted to $27 billion a year. In other words, Argentina's people didn't net one penny from the $20 billion in "bailout" loans. The debt grew, but none of the money escaped New York, where it lingered to pay interest to U.S. creditors holding the bonds. The creditors range from big fish, led by Citibank, to little biters such as Steve Hanke.

I spoke with Hanke, president of Toronto Trust Argentina, an "emerging market" fund that loaded up 100 percent on Argentine bonds during a 1995 currency panic. Cry not for Steve, Argentina. His 79.25 percent profit that year put his outfit at the top of the speculators' league.

Hanke profits by betting on the failure of the IMF policies. This junk-bond speculation--the players call it "vulture investing"--is merely his lucrative avocation. In his day job as a Johns Hopkins University economics professor, Hanke freely offers a cure for Argentina's woes. The advice would put him out of business: "Abolish the IMF."

And, Hanke advised, abolish the peg. But the importance of this one-for-one dollar exchange rate has been far overstated. When the Argentine government finally devalued the peso in January, it wiped out the value of local savings accounts. The currency peg is best understood as the meat hook on which the IMF hung Argentina's finances. It forced Argentina to beg and borrow a steady supply of dollars to back each peso, and this became the rationale for the IMF and World Bank to let loose in the pampas their Four Horsemen of neoliberal policy: liberalized financial markets, reduced government, mass privatization and free trade.

"Liberalizing" financial markets means allowing capital to flow freely across a nation's borders. Capital has indeed flowed freely. Last year Argentina's rich dumped their pesos for dollars and sent the hard loot to investment havens abroad, bleeding as much as three-quarters of a billion dollars a day from Argentina.

Once upon a time, government-owned national and provincial banks supported their nation's debts. But in the mid-1990s, President Carlos Saúl Menem's government sold these off to foreign operators such as Citibank of New York and Fleet Bank of Boston. Former World Bank advisor Charles Calomiris told me these bank privatizations were a "really wonderful story." Wonderful for whom? With the foreign-owned banks unwilling to repay Argentine depositors, the government has frozen savings accounts, effectively seizing money from regular Argentines to pay off the foreign creditors.

To keep the foreign creditors smiling, the "Understanding" also required "reform of the revenue sharing system." This is the IMF's kinder, gentler way of stating that the U.S. banks would be paid by siphoning off tax receipts that the provinces had earmarked for education and other public services. The "Understanding" also found cash in "reforming" the nation's health insurance system (cut, cut, cut).

And when cuts aren't enough to pay creditors, one can always sell "la joyas de mi abuela" (grandma's jewels), as journalist Mario del Carril describes his nation's privatization scheme to me. Notoriously, Vivendi Universal corporation, the French infrastructure and entertainment giant, picked up a big hunk of the water system in 1995--and promptly cut staff and raised prices (by 400 percent in Tucumán Province). In his confidential memo, the World Bank's Wolfensohn sighs, "Almost all major utilities have been privatized," so now there's really nothing left to sell.

The coup de grâce, spelled out in the "Understanding," was imposition of "an open trade policy." This required Argentina's exporters (with their products priced via the peg in U.S. dollars) into a pathetic, losing competition against Brazilian goods priced in that nation's devalued currency. Stooopid.

Have the World Bank and IMF learned from their horrific errors? They learn the way a pig learns to sing: They can't, they won't and, if they try, the resulting noise is unbearable. On January 9, with the capital in flames, IMF Deputy Managing Director Anne Krueger ordered Argentina's latest in temporary presidents, Eduardo Duhalde, to cut still deeper into government expenditures. (President George W. Bush backed the IMF budget-cutting advice -- the same week he demanded that the U.S. Congress adopt a $50 billion scheme to spend the United States out of recession.)

Wolfensohn's memo insisted that the World Bank-IMF scheme could still work: All Argentina needed to do was "reduce the cost of production," a step that required only a "flexible workforce." Translation: even lower pensions and wages, or no wages at all. To the dismay of Argentina's elite, however, the worker bees proved inflexibly obstinate in agreeing to their impoverishment.

One inflexible worker, Anibal Verón, a 37-year-old father of five, lost his job as a bus driver from a company that owed him nine months' pay. Verón's joined angry unemployed Argentines, known as "piqueteros," who block roads. In November 2000, in clearing a blockade, the nation's military police killed him with a bullet to the head.

Globalization boosters portray resistance to the New World Order as a lark of pampered, naïve western youths curing their ennui by, as British Prime Minister Tony Blair puts it, "indulging in protest." The U.S. and European media play to this theme, focusing on demonstrations in Seattle and Genoa, while burying news of a June 2000 general strike honored by 7 million Argentine workers.

While the July 20 death in Genoa of demonstrator Carlo Guiliani was front-page news in the United States and Europe, Verón's death went unreported. Nor did U.S. media record the June 17 deaths of protesters Carlos Santillán, 27, and Oscar Barrios, 17, gunned down by police in a churchyard in Salta Province, north of Buenos Aires. Only in December, when Argentina failed to make an interest payment on foreign-held debt, did the Euro-American press suddenly report a "crisis," feeding us the images we expect from Latin America: tear gas, burning cars and a parade of new presidentes taking oaths of office.

The "Understanding" and the Wolfensohn memo are irrefutable evidence of IMF and World Bank guilt in the nation's financial assassination. But did they have accomplices?

Adolfo Pérez Esquivel, leader of Buenos Aires-based Peace and Justice Service, (SERPAJ), a Church-based human rights organization, is documenting cases of police torture of protesters in Salta Province where Santillán and Barrios died. Pérez Esquivel, who won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1980, told me repression and economic "liberalization" are handmaidens. SERPAJ has filed a formal complaint charging police with recruiting children as young as 5 years old as informers for paramilitary squads, an operation he compares to the Hitler Youth.

Pérez Esquivel, who last year led protests against the proposed Free Trade Agreement of the Americas, doesn't agree with my verdict against the IMF in Argentina's death. He notes that the IMF's fatal "reforms" were embraced with enthusiasm by Finance Minister Domingo Cavallo, a World Bank favorite. Cavallo, fired in December after mass protests, is best known by Argentines for heading the nation's Central Bank during the nation's 1976-1983 military dictatorship. For Pérez Esquivel, Cavallo's enthusiastic collaboration with the IMF and World Bank suggests that the untimely demise of the nation's economy wasn't murder, but suicide.
© 2002 Greg Palast was this month named Guerilla News Network's 2001 Reporter of the Year for his exposés of the Bush family for BBC television's 'Newsnight.'

His new book "THE BEST DEMOCRACY MONEY CAN BUY" (Pluto) will be released this April. Check our website at The Writings of Greg Palast for pre-order information.






Tom Goes A Whoring

Some days I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or go bowling.

On the one hand, I'm pleased the Democrats in congress have been doing a proper job of lambasting George W. and his gang of congressional whores who've shown an insatiable lust for delivering special legislative favors for any corporate lobbyist waving a campaign check. Yet, just when you start to cheer for these Democrats, their leader gets caught slinking down the same trashy back streets that the Republicans work. On the night of December 20, just hours before congress adjourned for the year, there was Democratic senate leader Tom Daschle slipping a little ol' provision into the "miscellaneous" section of the Pentagon's appropriation bill.

Tom's amendment had been written by Patton Boggs, a powerhouse Washington lobbying firm, on behalf of Barrick Gold––a Canadian outfit that's one of the biggest mining corporations in the world. It seems that Barrick owns a massive gold mine in Tom's state of South Dakota. This multibillion-dollar mine has now played out, and Barrick wants to close it. However, gold mining is an environmentally brutish and toxic process, so this mine is in line to become another Superfund site, potentially costing the company $40 million to clean up.

Guess what Daschle's little ol' amendment does? It exempts Barrick Gold from "any and all liability relating to the mine!" It exonerates this corporation for all "damages to natural resources or the environment." Moreover, if anyone is sues Barrick for the mess it left, Daschle obligates Uncle Sam to defend the Canadian corporation in court and reimburse if for any losses. Also, Tom's amendment waives the sovereign immunity of the U.S. government, allowing the Canadian firm to sue us if they're not happy. Meanwhile, all costs of the cleanup are shifted to you and me, the sadsack taxpayers.

This is Jim Hightower saying...Who needs enemies like Republicans when we've got "friends" like Tom whoring for corporate lobbyists?
© 2002 Jim Hightower's latest book, "If The Gods Had Meant Us To Vote They Would Have Given Us Candidates," is available in a fully revised and updated paperback edition.






A Communiqué From The Ghost Of Mark Twain

By Norman Solomon

I see that I'm damn near legendary now; and since I died long ago, that's safe for all concerned.

The other day, with calendars showing January 2002, a radio was having its usual effect -- until suddenly my eyelids popped open. A young fella named Ken Burns was talking about me. I listened attentively in case I might, at last, learn the meaning of my glorious and wretched life.

Weighing me on literary scales, his thumb was heavy on the glory side. I will not object, though I might quibble a tad.

On the program (NPR's "Morning Edition"), filmmaker Burns brought me into the present. "Of all the historical characters that I've tried to size up over the last 25 years," he said, "Twain is the only person that I think you could drop down into today and within about 15 minutes everybody would want him. He'd be on your show. He'd be on all the cable channels."

Well, that depends. The man's own film briefly describes what happened when I wrote an extended attack on King Leopold's murderous plunder in the Congo: "No American publisher dared print it."

The impression gnaws at me that not so much has changed.

The film displays a photo of native people with their hands hacked off for not satisfying Leopold's rubber-trade henchmen in the Congo, rendered "Belgian" by massive greed and even more enormous cruelty. Now, a hundred years after Belgium's entrepreneurial forces were inflicting the first holocaust of the 20th century, let us consider more recent events a bit farther south on the same continent, where Angola became the amputee capital of the world.

Many Angolans are missing limbs due to land mines funded by American taxpayers as President Ronald Reagan lauded guerrilla "freedom fighters." With the U.S. government bearing major responsibility for the carnage, the war continued into the next decade. During an 18-month period ending in March 1994, half a million people died in Angola. I wonder, how likely is it that I'd be invited "on all the cable channels" to pointedly discuss such matters?

In Southeast Asia, across the countryside of Laos, at least 18 million cluster bombs -- left behind by the U.S. military -- remain dormant. They're apt to explode when jostled. "Bombies," they're called. Too trivial for the noble humanitarians in Washington to go back and remove.

Since the early 1970s, cluster bombs have taken 12,000 civilian lives in Laos, where they continue to kill or maim 500 people every year. Forty-three percent of the victims are children.

In Afghanistan, where several thousand civilians died outright from U.S. bombing last fall, American planes dropped quite a few cluster bombs. President George W. Bush, an avid moralizer, is not perturbed that some of those explosives will cripple or kill children and other Afghans in the months and years ahead.

Forgive me. The previous paragraphs fall into the category of "political diatribes" -- a phrase used by the narration of Mr. Burns' film to refer to certain proclivities in my later years.

As I watched "Mark Twain" (on PBS in mid-January), my entire life flashed before my eyes. By the end of the film, if I hadn't already been dead, I'd have been provided with much incentive.

Granted, I was not as whitewashed as Aunt Polly's fence. The movie included this statement that I made: "I am an anti-imperialist. I am opposed to having the eagle put its talons on any other land."

However, the audience of 21st century modernists would not have been unduly injured to hear words from my pen like these: "Who are the oppressors? The few: the king, the capitalist and a handful of other overseers and superintendents. Who are the oppressed? The many: the nations of the earth; the valuable personages; the workers; they that make the bread that the soft-handed and idle eat."

This is not an outlook often seen on television. Instead, scarcely varying, news stories repeat themselves endlessly. They cause me to recall a tale I heard many times on stagecoaches along the Overland trail, a yarn (recounted in "Roughing It") about Horace Greeley and his ride from Carson City to Placerville.

Observing one news reciter after another on cable channels, I want to cry out as I did once long ago: "Proceed at your peril. You see in me the melancholy wreck of a once stalwart and magnificent manhood. What has brought me to this? That thing which you are about to tell. Gradually but surely, that tiresome old anecdote has sapped my strength, undermined my constitution, withered my life. Pity my helplessness. Spare me only just this once, and tell me about young George Washington and his little hatchet for a change."
© 2002 Norman Solomon's latest book is "The Habits of Highly Deceptive Media." His syndicated column focuses on media and politics.






Enron: How The Mighty Have Fallen
Nation May Have Been Better Served By U.S. Intervention
By Helen Thomas

WASHINGTON -- Top administration officials are heaving a sigh of relief that they just said "no" to bids for a government bailout for Enron Corp., the giant energy-trading company that collapsed into bankruptcy.

Nevertheless, with Enron investigations brewing in the Justice Department, the Securities and Exchange Commission, the Labor Department and in Congress, more shoes are expected to drop.

Since the government was apparently directly involved, it's not deja vu all over again in Washington, as far as we know.

But it certainly has all the makings of a major corporate scandal with big names, billions blown, deceived workers who lost their life savings, top executives who sold their stock before the fall, cooked books with hidden partnerships and debts, shredded documents by the Andersen accounting firm and unheeded warnings to Enron Chairman and CEO Kenneth Lay from a savvy woman vice president, that the whole house of cards could come tumbling down.

It sure did -- the largest bankruptcy in American history.

Despite the fact that Enron and its executives and employees invested millions of dollars in political contributions, the government didn't rush to the rescue when the company was coming unglued. Thus, the fallout could be limited to the private sector.

But it will have a huge impact there in terms of public confidence in accounting firms, which -- in theory -- are hired by the board of directors to conduct independent, arms-length audits of the company's operations and management.

There are two big problems on the accounting front. The first is that big accounting firms such as Andersen have evolved from independent auditors that work for the board of directors and the shareholders into consulting companies that work for company management.

In the case of Enron, Andersen billed the company $25 million for auditing work and $27 million for consulting work last year. This is an obvious conflict of interest that completely cancels the notion that the auditor is an independent entity.

The second big problem is that accountants get away with this. The SEC, the only government entity that has any hand in policing the largely unregulated accounting industry, has resisted calls to toughen the rules governing accounting firms. The current SEC chairman, Harvey Pitt, used to represent the big accounting firms in his law practice and is on record as saying the SEC has been too tough on the accountants.

Don't look to the SEC to restore confidence in the "audited" financial statements that are relied on by employees, investors, suppliers and lenders. Pitt?s reluctance to get tough on the accounting business led him to devise a new private-sector gimmick for regulating accountants. Sen. Jon S. Corzine, D-N.J., a former Wall Street executive, scoffed at Pitt's solution, saying, "We shouldn't rely on the fox to guard the hen house. It?s time for the SEC to assume this responsibility."

The Enron fiasco also means tough sledding for the president's plans to privatize Social Security with the help of Wall Street. You'd have to be nuts to put your retirement in the hands of folks such as Andersen. Even Enron ended up firing Andersen.

In late October, Lay called Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neill and Commerce Secretary Donald Evans, according to the Cabinet officers. Both O'Neill and Evans smartly decided there was no way that the administration could intervene to save the company from bankruptcy.

Robert Rubin, President Bill Clinton's Treasury secretary who now is chairman of the executive committee at Citigroup bank, called Peter Fisher, undersecretary of the Treasury, to explore the possibility of helping Enron. Rubin's bank had loaned Enron hundreds of millions of dollars. But Fisher declined to help.

White House Press Secretary Ari Fleischer said that when Bush was informed of Lay's spurned appeals for help, the president told O'Neill and Evans, "You did the right thing."

We know there is no such thing as a free lunch, and so the administration has not been totally free of Enron's influence.

According to the New York Times, Lay told Curtis Herbert Jr., chairman of the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission, that he would continue to support him in the job if he would change his views on electricity deregulation. Herbert refused and was replaced.

Although Vice President Dick Cheney has refused to give Congress the documents concerning his energy task force, he disclosed that Enron officials had six meetings with the task force staff at the White House, including a half-hour meeting between Lay and Cheney.

Bush has distanced himself from Lay and Enron. He told reporters he had never discussed Enron's financial problems with Lay. He promised that the administration would look fully into the Enron bankruptcy to make sure that "we can learn from the past and make sure that workers are protected."

Meanwhile, O'Neill did not help the administration take the high ground with his statement on Fox Television that Enron's collapse was "part of the genius of capitalism."

"Companies come and go," he said. "People get to make good decisions or bad decisions, and they get to pay the consequence or to enjoy the fruits of their decisions. That's the way the system works."

You can put that in the category of former Defense Secretary Charlie Wilson's famed remark in the 1950s: "What's good for General Motors is good for America."
© 2002 Helen Thomas






Genuflecting Before The Bush Throne

By Gene Lyons

The way some in the Washington press have been shilling for the Bush II Restoration, it wouldn't be astonishing to see them turn up on TV wearing periwigs and flourishing gilded snuff boxes. Only last month, you may recall, Newsweek's Howard Fineman was gushing over George W. Bush's exquisite fashion sense: "He's a boomer product of the '60s," Fineman marveled "but doesn't mind ermine robes."

Alas, His Majesty's single most generous supporter turns out to have been running the world's largest bookie joint. It collapsed amid heaps of shredded documents, taking the jobs and retirement pensions of thousands-the biggest financial scandal in U.S. history by a big margin. Nevermind that Enron donated $100,000 to pay for Bush's successful campaign to prevent a Florida recount, placed corporate jets at his disposal, then ponied up another $100,000 to finance innauguration festivities. His Majesty's boon companion "Kenny Boy," an overnight White House guest under George I, got quickly demoted to "that man, Mr. Lay."

Enter Sir Howard, 21st Century courtier. "So far, Enron has done nothing to tarnish George W. Bush's standing as a very popular leader in the post 9/11 age," Fineman wrote last week. "There is no indication that he was was aware of, or interested in, the fate of Enron." Once again the White House pleads ignorance, and again Bush's famous impatience with details makes it almost plausible that his secretaries of commerce and treasury, as well as Chief of Staff Andrew Card--all revealed to be inside the loop after the first inoperable denials had to be revised--neglected to inform him that the most powerful company in Texas was going under, taking 40,000 jobs with it. Any other president in living memory would have fired them all for leaving him in the dark about a political event of such magnitude, but not Bush.

Even Fineman concedes that Bush's fecklessness could cause him trouble. But what does the Enron scandal signify? Let Sir Howard explain: "It signals the arrival of a new issue at the centerpiece of politics: retirement security for the always self-obsessed and selfish baby boom generation," he wrote. "As the century began, it seemed the boomers were, for the most part, headed for Easy Street. The federal budget was showing mounting surpluses. Politicians were vowing to protect Social Security funds in a mythical "lockbox." Workers' 401(k)s were bulging with portfolios of ever-rising stocks."

Pause a moment to let Fineman's disdain for the victims of the Enron swindle sink in. Their jobs and life savings have vanished thanks to con men who bought politicians by the boxcar load. (And despite what you hear, almost 80 per cent of Enron largesse went to Republicans.) Many face personal bankruptcy and worse. Yet this smug little fop sees it as an opportunity to work off a grudge against the storied Woodstock generation, so "self-obsessed and selfish" it seems, as to hope for an old age eating something besides Alpo over rice. Exactly how many Enron employees attended the fabled 1969 rock extravaganza in upstate New York, I wonder?

The arrogance of the Washington press clique and its contempt for the anonymous peasants beyond the Beltway has long been one of this column's themes. Doubtless some readers think I've overdone it. Granted, most pundits lack the sublime combination of smugness and stupidity on display in Fineman's column (available online at msnbc.com/news/690390.asp). Indeed, some pundits normally friendly to Bush, among them Chris "Hardball" Matthews and Bob "Capital Gang" Novak, have criticized the administration's inept handling of the Enron mess.

Even so, Fineman remains as reliable a indicator of the press clique's growing power-worship and disdain for democratic values as there is inWashington. During the 2000 campaign, he was one of the most egregious exponents of the idea that Al Gore's "earth tone" clothing was more important than the fact that the arithmetic for George W. Bush's save-the-millionaires tax cuts and Social Security "reforms" didn't add up. Now he tells us with grim satisfaction that "[t]he triple whammy of recession, terrorist attacks and Enron collapse have left the boomers--a cadre of 73 million now beginning to march into the land of early retirement--suddenly worrying about the finances of their later years."

Bush, Fineman thinks, may have a spot of trouble selling further tax cuts. No hint that two thirds of the public will never see a dime from last year's ballyhooed income tax cuts which have turned projected budget surpluses to deficits for the next ten years. Terrorism and recession have little or nothing to do with it.

And why, you ask, does Fineman describe the Social Security "lockbox" as "mythical?" Because, fellow peasants, the Boomer in Ermine is spending your payroll taxes, which supposedly fund it, to pay for tax cuts for multi-millionaire cronies like the former "Kenny Boy" although Sir Howard and the rest wouldn't dream of putting it that way.
©2002 Gene Lyons is a Little Rock author and recipient of the National Magazine Award.






Where’s The Outrage Over Enron Scandal?

Has the Washington press corps lost its taste for White House scandal?

Having just begun to examine the details of the Enron crash and the tangled financial and political strands that connect the bankrupt energy trader to almost everyone who is anyone in the Bush administration, several of the most influential scandalmongers already think it’s time to "move on." They contend that since no evidence has been found that would implicate President George W. Bush or any of his appointees in a crime, this story should be relegated to the business pages.

That judgment seems premature, to say the least, and hardly consistent with the hungry attitude of the Clinton era, when putting officials under oath and demanding reams of documents became the highest priorities for nearly every newspaper and network in the nation.

Back then, if the White House appeared defensive, or if the Presidential press secretary was caught giving false information, or if the President himself made a scandal-related remark that was obviously untrue, journalists who smelled blood would bare their teeth and snarl. Today some of the fiercest pundits of yesteryear sound as if they’re ready to whimper and roll over.

Consider the contradictions that have emerged over the past several days. At another time, such a hastily revised narrative would have provoked weeks of furious commentary about cover-ups and candor (or the lack thereof).

Until Jan. 13, Bush press secretary Ari Fleischer insisted that nobody in the White House knew until last week about calls from Kenneth Lay seeking administration aid for his failing firm last fall. Mr. Lay and his associates contacted Treasury Secretary Paul O’Neill and Commerce Secretary Donald Evans, among others, to hint at the market chaos certain to ensue unless the administration helped them cope with banks and credit agencies.

Now, however, we are told that sometime in November, Mr. Evans, the former Bush campaign chief, told White House Chief of Staff Andrew Card Jr. about the calls from Mr. Lay. According to the commerce secretary, Mr. Card replied, "Thank you very much." But supposedly neither of them ever mentioned the Lay pleas to the President, who was also left uninformed by Mr. O’Neill.

As far as his appointees were concerned, the President had no need to know that the world’s largest energy trader, on the brink of implosion, was asking for federal assistance. Why tell him?

For his part, Mr. Bush has suggested that he hardly knew the man he calls "Kenny Boy" until after he was elected governor of Texas in 1994.

Last week, when reporters asked about his relationship with Mr. Lay, the President replied, "He was a supporter of [former Texas Governor] Ann Richards in my run in 1994. And she did name him the head of the Governor’s Business Council, and I decided to leave him in place just for the sake of continuity. And that’s when I first got to know Ken and worked with Ken, and he supported my candidacy."

That incredible statement is just as misleading as the famous remark another President once made about "that woman, Ms. Lewinsky," and much easier to debunk, as demonstrated in the Houston Chronicle. Actually, Mr. Lay’s support of George W. Bush dates back to his first unsuccessful candidacy for Congress in 1978. Mr. Lay, his wife and Enron executives gave Mr. Bush a total of $146,500 in 1994, compared with $12,500 they donated to the Richards campaign that year.

Explaining this choice in a television interview last March, Mr. Lay said, "When Governor Bush, now President Bush, decided to run for the governor’s spot, [there was] a difficult situation. I’d worked very closely with Ann Richards also, the four years she was governor. But I was very close to George W. and had a lot of respect for him, had watched him over the years … and so [I] did support him."

Tempting comparisons with a previous era can be overdrawn, of course. So far as anyone knows, neither the President nor any of his appointees were doing business with Enron when the firm’s principals were ripping off their stockholders and employees.

They had done a lot of political and financial business with Enron and Mr. Lay for years prior to those unfortunate events. They had provided Mr. Lay and his executives with special access to policy makers, including Vice President Dick Cheney. They had followed Mr. Lay’s advice about who should be appointed to regulate his company and how his company should be taxed. They learned that Enron was heading down the drain before anybody else found out, including the company’s sadly misinformed employees, yet kept their mouths shut and did nothing.

Whether that decision was proper or not remains to be determined in the course of ongoing investigations by various committees of Congress, agencies of government and public prosecutors. There is still much more to be learned, however, before all the journalists who have misplaced their teeth yawn and go back to sleep
© 2002 Joe Conason. You may reach Joe Conason via email at: jconason@observer.com





Quotable Quote

"I agree with you that in politics the middle way is none at all."
John Adams ... March 23, 1776






A Time For War: Israel Crosses the Line

by Ted Rall

NEW YORK-The Israeli-Palestinian two-step goes like this: Israel commits an atrocity, claiming that it is just retribution for a previous Arab attack. The Israeli atrocity doesn't matter because Israeli atrocities invariably go underreported in the Western media. Then some Palestinian group-Hamas, Hezbollah, Islamic Jihad, whatever-retaliates with its own atrocity. This atrocity does matter, because Arab acts of terrorism always play at the top of the evening news.

Both sides say they want peace. Each blames the other for every renewed cycle of violence. Both are right; both are wrong; both are victims; both are thugs.

Palestinian terrorist groups (or freedom fighters, if you support them) are poor. Suicide bombers are cheap and precise. They blow up buses and malls and nightclubs where 99 percent of the people they kill have never harmed a Palestinian.

This causes Israelis who never hated Palestinians before to change their minds.

The Israeli government, though running a war-torn nation with high unemployment and few natural resources, is rich. (Next year, the U.S. will send the Israelis $3 billion, more than a fifth of the American foreign aid budget and a 50 percent increase over this year.) F-16s and helicopter gunships are expensive and precise. The jets and helicopter gunships blow up police stations and houses and cars where 99 percent of the people they kill have never harmed an Israeli.

This causes Palestinians who never hated Israelis before to change their minds. Ariel Sharon's Israel and Yassir Arafat's Palestinian Authority are engaged in a protracted undeclared war. Israel enjoys a serious weight advantage over its 98-pound opponent. It has bigger and better weapons; the Palestinian territory is landlocked, divided and strategically disadvantaged. The U.S. State Department is probably the only reason we haven't seen a six-hour war leading to the incorporation of Palestine into Israel proper.

In recent months, Palestinian terrorists have shot and blown up numerous Israeli soldiers and civilians. Arafat whines that he can't control groups like Hamas, an assertion that few reasonable observers doubt-but that hardly inspires confidence in his ability to sign a peace deal. Israel nonetheless holds him accountable for Palestinian acts of terror, and has done its best to castrate Arafat. For the last month, it has confined him to the West Bank town of Ramallah. It has emasculated his police by bombing its offices and overtly assassinating Palestinian officials. Bulldozing houses and preventing people from commuting to work also sends a devastatingly clear message to ordinary people: we can attack you with impunity, and there's nothing your so-called leader can do about it.

Both sides have legitimate grievances in this conflict. But on January 11, Israel crossed the line. In one of the most outrageously downplayed news stories in years, the Israeli army bulldozed the Palestinian-controlled Gaza International Airport. (Israel said that the demolition was retaliation for the murders of four border guards two days earlier, an incident for which Hamas claimed responsibility.)

Through a spokesman, UN Secretary General Kofi Annan quietly condemned Israel: "Such collective punishment is in violation of the Geneva Conventions." Otherwise, the world has been silent in the face of Israel's massive escalation of violence.

Oddly, so has Yassir Arafat. While thoughtful souls can differ over fair solutions to the 15-month-old intifada, Israel's strike at a crucial part of Palestinian infrastructure is an act of state terrorism so extreme that Arafat's only appropriate response would be a formal declaration of war.

Unfortunately for the Palestinian Authority, it would have to wage its struggle without the benefit of the 50 tons of arms seized by Israel in the Red Sea last week. "The Palestinian Authority does not need this (arms) deal and has nothing to do with it," Arafat told Qatar-based al-Jazeera television. The latter may be true but the former is not. Palestine doesn't stand a chance against Israel's high-tech American weaponry.

Nonetheless, history leads one to conclude Arafat should abandon his untenable current position and make a bid for the immortality of martyrdom by leading his people into battle one last time. He should go legit, and openly declare war against Israel. He would surely be killed, and the Palestinians would certainly be crushed. Yet from the ashes of that short, terrible war would eventually rise a real, viable Palestinian state, bought with blood rather than inked into existence by bureaucrats on the sufferance of Israel. The world would demand it, and would stand for nothing less. At this point, nothing else Arafat can do will lead to an acceptable outcome.

ADDENDUM: Last week's column failed to mention the greatest of all connections between the American war in Afghanistan and plans to run a pipeline through the country. Interim prime minister Hamid Karzai, appointed by the U.S. and its allies to run post-Taliban Afghanistan at last year's Bonn conference, also served as a Unocal consultant.
© 2002 Ted Rall, the cartoonist and columnist, is currently working on the first-ever "instant graphic novel, "To Afghanistan and Back," about his recent experiences covering the Afghan war. .






Hell To Pay, Part II: Enron, Bush Face Serious Legal Questions

By William Rivers Pitt

"The wish to acquire more is admittedly a very natural and common thing; and when men succeed in this they are always praised rather than condemned. But when they lack the ability to do so and yet want to acquire more at all costs, they deserve condemnation for their mistakes."
Niccolò Machiavelli

The Enron cloud hanging over the Bush White House has yet to take any solid shape, yet the implications are becoming clear. At the very least, Mr. Bush is sullied by association to the scandalous deeds of the giant energy corporation. If the perception develops inertia that Enron is Bush's favorite company, something that history indicates is quite accurate, the administration and its economic policies have what the spinners call an 'image problem.'

Perception, however, may prove to be the least of Mr. Bush problems in the coming months.

Enron filed for the largest bankruptcy claim in history on December 2nd. Since the implosion, revelations have come fast and furious that Enron executives hid some $600 million in losses within personal 'off-balance-sheet' accounts that kept the company's bottom line illegitimately in the black. This was done to preserve the health of the company's credit rating, an essential component for so large a business, and to keep the value of Enron's stock from collapsing.

Enron's chairman, Kenneth Lay, appears certain to have violated Securities and Exchange Commission laws during his stewardship of the company. For example, Rule 10b-5 (Employment of Manipulative and Deceptive Devices) of the Securities Exchange Act of 1934 reads as follows:

"It shall be unlawful for any person, directly or indirectly, by the use of any means or instrumentality of interstate commerce, or of the mails or of any facility of any national securities exchange,

1. To employ any device, scheme, or artifice to defraud,

2. To make any untrue statement of a material fact or to omit to state a material fact necessary in order to make the statements made, in the light of the circumstances under which they were made, not misleading, or

3. To engage in any act, practice, or course of business which operates or would operate as a fraud or deceit upon any person, in connection with the purchase or sale of any security."

On August 14th, months before Enron's collapse became a matter of public knowledge, Lay wrote the following email to his employee/stockholders: "Our performance has never been stronger; our business model has never been more robust. ... We have the finest organization in American business today." On August 27th, Lay wrote another email to his employee/stockholders extolling the value of an employee stock option program, describing a "significantly higher price" the stock would bring in the near future.

In an attempt to save his failing company, Lay contacted Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neill and Commerce Secretary Don Evans last fall in search of some sort of governmental assistance. According to O'Neill and Evans, these requests were rebuffed. The fact that Lay even made the calls, however, is prima facie evidence that Lay was fully aware that the emails he sent to his employee/stockholders were based upon incorrect assumptions regarding the strength of Enron and the viability of its stock. In exhorting them to buy into the employee stock option program, he was effectively defrauding them under Rule 10b-5.

Defenders of the Bush administration point to the fact that Lay's pleas for assistance drew no response from O'Neill, or from Bush, who was likewise informed of Enron's impending collapse last fall. These defenders claim that their inaction is proof of their purity; they let the chips fall where they may, and let the "genius of capitalism," in O'Neill's words, determine the fate of Enron.

O'Neill's inaction, however, could prove to have been a serious violation of the duties of his position as Treasury Secretary. According to the Duties and Functions of the Treasury Office, O'Neill is responsible for "enforcing Federal finance and tax laws." Within the bailiwick of this lies the responsibility for the "development of policies and guidance in the areas of financial institutions, Federal debt finance, financial regulation and capital markets."

Treasury Secretary O'Neill was aware of Enron's impending collapse and did nothing to warn or protect the stockholders. A man so intimate with Wall Street, and with Kenneth Lay, could not have missed the disparity between Enron's stock value and the dire financial news he was getting from Enron's chairman. Rather than perform the duties of his office and step in to protect the thousands of Americans who would lose their life savings within the capital market that deserved and expected his guidance, O'Neill chose only to inform Mr. Bush and then remain silent. This was a dire breach of the clearly stated requirements of his position, one that cost a lot of people a lot of money.

Given the conversations between Treasury Secretary O'Neill and Enron chairman Kenneth Lay, questions about the possibility of insider trading violations come to the forefront. A significant number of Bush administration officials had a great deal of money invested in Enron stock. One such official is Mark Weinberger, Assistant Secretary of Tax Policy in the Treasury Department. Mr. Weinberger was in an excellent position to learn of Enron's approaching doom, and may have used this information to get out while the getting was good.

Considering the number of Enron investors within the administration, it is not so farfetched to ask the questions: Did O'Neill truly keep silent about what he knew? If not, did Weinberger become aware of Enron's situation? Did he use this information to dump his Enron stock before the hammer came down? Did he warn other administration officials to do the same? Given the clear timeline of events, the SEC should have no trouble running down these possibilities.

Mr. Bush, unlike his friends and administration officials, may well prove to be legally inoculated from harm in the growing Enron scandal. This does not, however, save him from the shame of his association, and the association of his officials, with Kenneth Lay and his failed company.

Mr. Bush promised to return honor and integrity to the White House, and put his oath to paper with the release of a memorandum entitled "Standards of Official Conduct." Dated January 20, 2001, the day of Bush's inauguration, the memorandum outlined the moral expectations for all personnel within his government.

No. 2 on the list of expectations following this preamble reads, "Employees shall not hold financial interests that conflict with the conscientious performance of duty." Given the fact that Mr. Bush owed his years of political success to the millions of campaign finance dollars provided to him by Enron, it is fair to say that he had a distinct financial interest in the health of the company. It is also fair to say that Treasury Secretary O'Neill was acutely aware of this when he received Kenneth Lay's phone calls. Did this conflict of interest keep him from acting on behalf of Enron stockholders, an action that would have hastened the demise of Bush's main financial backer?

Whether or not Bush and his administration violated the precepts of expectation No. 8, "Employees shall act impartially and not give preferential treatment to any private organization or individual," remains to be seen. One thing does seem painfully clear: a number of high-ranking Enron executives, including Mr. Lay, will soon face serious charges for criminal and SEC violations. In addition, Bush's Treasury Secretary must answer for his failure to act in accordance to the duties outlined in his department's charter. Questions regarding possible insider trading among administration officials who held Enron stock will also be addressed.

At some point, Mr. Bush himself must find a way to explain to the American people, especially those who lost their life savings in this debacle, what any of it has to do with honor and integrity.
© 2002 William Rivers Pitt





The Last Temptation of Jerry Falwell
By Isaac Peterson

Well, it's 2002 now, and that means it's midterm election year. Usually midterm elections are kind of on the dull side, but I think we might be in for some real entertainment this time. Bush got the recession he wished for while he was campaigning. We are in the middle of an undeclared "war" (with a concept instead of another country or government) on terrorism and "evildoers". And Enron didn't have the decency to wait until after the election to go down the tubes and bilk thousands out of their pensions and life savings.. Could be an interesting election this year.

One of the first shots was fired off by Jerry Falwell, who always looked and sounded to me like a sitcom version of a preacher. In the 80's, I used to watch his "Old Time Gospel" freak show for laughs when Channel 9 would pre-empt the 3 Stooges on Sunday mornings. But he says he's for real, so I'll just have to take his word. I have to wonder when he writes articles like this, though: http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=25943 Looks like Jerry doesn't like people who look at him, his organizations, and tactics and think "Taliban", especially the "Democrat" party.

What could the Democrats be talking about? When you take away Falwell's people's restrictive, angry, and bigoted views on women and homosexuals, the witchhunt mentality, the excessive moralizing, the fundamentalism and thinking it needs to be the law for everybody, they don't have anything in common with the Taliban. Not a thing. Jerry doesn't seem to believe that all men should wear beards and all women burkas. And as far as I know, the Taliban never had a "ministry" and TV show devoted to parting the elderly and the gullible from their life savings.

But back to what Jerry said about what he said the Democrats are saying: "Those who adhere to biblical Christianity are remarkably similar to those who adhere to the Taliban..." and "In America, conservative people of faith continue to be the only group that can be rigorously denounced and persecuted without the American Civil Liberties Union stepping in to defend them. It has become fashionable to detest and denounce Christians because we adhere to true and defining standards – something the situational ethicists in the Democrat Party cannot comprehend". I can't speak for the Dems, but I don't think they are talking about conservative Christians who take comfort and strength from their religious convictions and are content to live their lives quietly, secure in their own faith. I think they're talking about people like Jerry and Pat Robertson who want to run everyone else's lives and make everyone believe the same way. Sort of like...the Taliban.

And trying to gain influence through the government is where many people, including the ACLU, part company with the religious right's aims. First off, there is the whole separation of church and state thing. Falwell and others say it isn't in the Constitution, and they're right; those words in that order aren't there. But the concept is. A section of the First Amendment that goes "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion or prohibiting the free exercise thereof...." puts it there. And Thomas Jefferson said "that the American people through the First Amendment had erected a "wall of separation between church and state." When it comes to what's in the Constitution, I'll go with Tom Jefferson over Pat Robertson or Jerry Falwell 100% of the time. It's why the ACLU won't defend people trying to push religious views through the government.

Falwell has always complained about catching a hard time for his views. But my news to him is: if you want to get in the political game, you have to be ready to live under a microscope and answer questions about who you are and what you believe and want to do, just like everybody else. Your version of God may work in mysterious ways, but when you are in public and in politics, that "blind faith and/or obedience" thing you want us to do with you isn't going to happen.

I assume that when I hear Jerry say that we're a Christian nation and should live under Christian laws, he means his interpretation of what the law should be. And it makes me want to ask him lots of questions.

1. Since there are more than 200 denominations and sects in the U.S., whose version of the Bible would we use to base laws on? Jerry's a Baptist; where would that leave Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Muslims, atheists, etc.? Who would decide what was going to be the law for everyone? How would it be imposed on all the people who don't subscribe to that belief (and have the right not to) without forcing it on people? Like...the Taliban does.

2. Would these laws be based on the "eye for an eye" Old Testament, or the "turn the other cheek" New Testament?

3. Which version of the Bible would they come from? There are dozens of versions (translations-all with their own differences. There is no "The Bible") of the Bible; King James, American Standard, New American Standard, Living Bible, Webster's Bible, etc., etc. If I wanted to do my own translation, nobody could stop me.

4. Would we bring back some of the punishments prescribed in the Bible? Stoning people? Burning people? Could parents kill their children for being disrespectful?

5. The Bible has been used to justify some of the worst garbage people have pulled on each other. People on both sides of the slavery issue could quote the Bible to back up their position. White supremacists can find Bible passages that they interpret to say they have the right to kill people like me on sight. Oppression of women can be justified with Bible passages. Would the law be written so that this kind of stuff could be interpreted form it?

6. When Gutenberg came up with the printing press, the first book printed was a version of the Bible. The Church at that time went nuts. Bibles before had to be copied by hand, and only the very wealthy or the Church could afford them. If Bibles could be mass produced, it meant common people could get their own and not have to rely on what the religious leaders said was in the Bible. Isn't this something like what we hear from Falwell and Robertson on their TV shows when they harp on how much they need your donation so they can get the word--their word, or their interpretation--out to people who could just read the Bible themselves? Are religious leaders who want to tell people what to do through the law of the land any better than those old leaders who preferred an illiterate following that followed their every command?

I have more questions, but you get the idea. (I do wonder one more thing: if Jerry Falwell had his say, would we have had Congressional probes into whether or not the TeleTubby Tinky Winky is gay? And if he/she/it/whatever turned out to be gay, what would be the Bible-based punishment for a fictional character)?

But one last thing. Falwell and Robertson already have someone in government who is running their agenda for them: John Ashcroft. Ashcroft is right out there using America's state of constitutional distraction to push some of the issues fundamentalists get the most worked up about. Among these are trying to take away a woman's right to choose, bar human embryo stem-cell research, challenging Oregon's assisted-suicide law and California's medical-marijuana initiative and other laws they don't like. States can pass whatever laws they want, or put them on the ballot for the people to vote on, but if Ashcroft says his God (and Jerry Falwell's, I think) doesn't like the law, he believes he has God's authority to step in and do something. Like the Taliban does. And I never hear Jerry Falwell speak out against any of it.

So, about that Taliban thing, Jerry-if the turban fits...
© 2002 Isaac Peterson you can reach Isaac at; isaac 3rd@mediaone.net






Prison Coffee
Starbucks admits its contractor uses prison labor.
By Erica C. Barnett

Most people assume that prisoners, especially those convicted of felonies like rape and murder, spend their days stamping license plates, making furniture for state offices, and digging ditches along state highways for 25 or 30 cents an hour. So it may seem a bit odd that Steven Strauss, until last August an inmate at the Twin Rivers Corrections Unit in Monroe, says he spent his last Christmas holiday packaging brightly colored bags of chocolate-covered Starbucks coffee beans and Nintendo Game Boy systems that would end up under Christmas trees across the country.

Twin Rivers, part of a four-unit prison that houses mentally ill inmates, high-security felons, and participants in the state's Sex Offender Treatment Program, is also home to one of three facilities operated by Signature Packaging Solutions, one of 15 private companies that operate within the state prison system and use inmate labor to supplement their outside workforce. "The majority of the workers are hired for big jobs, which come around holiday times," says Strauss, who was sent to Twin Rivers in 1997 on drug and firearm charges. "We used to [package] all Starbucks' coffee for the holidays. With Nintendo, we would do all their overflow--everything from Game Boys to [games like] Super Mario Bros. and Donkey Kong." The work was dull, tedious, and repetitive, but it paid at least minimum wage (currently $6.72 an hour, a sizeable increase over the state prison standard of 35 cents to $1.10 an hour).

In a statement, Starbucks public affairs director Audrey Lincoff said Starbucks is aware that Signature uses inmate labor and believes its contract with Signature is "entirely consistent with our mission statement," which says the company will respect others, contribute to the community, and embrace diversity. Nintendo did not respond to requests for comment.

Since 1983, when a commercial clothing assembly line at the Washington Corrections Center for Women marked the first private venture into the Washington prison system, the program has expanded and evolved into the largest private-sector prison employment program in the country. Washington State Department of Corrections (DOC) officials bill it as a revolutionary rehabilitation and job-training program. It's also a revenue generator, providing room and board, legal expenses, and money for crime victims that the state would otherwise be required to pay itself. "There's a benefit to the inmate, there's a benefit to the state, and there's a benefit to you and me as taxpayers," summarizes Doug Edlund, co-owner of Monroe-based Signature.

"The mission is to give offenders, if nothing else, a work ethic and experience mirroring some real world experience," says DOC's Cathy Carlson, who oversees the program. "When offenders are engaged in employment, they're mentally out of prison that eight hours a day."

The corrections department, Edlund adds, has "little or no problems with the inmates that are in this program," who must have a GED and a spotless disciplinary record to even be considered for an interview.

OTHERS SUSPECT that DOC's motives are more pecuniary than pure-hearted, noting that by shaving nearly 50 percent off the top of an inmate's paycheck, the department slashes its own expenses while subsidizing the companies in the program, which aren't required to pay for inmates' health insurance or retirement. "They figure that if somebody's sitting around, doing their time and doing nothing, they don't make any money off them," Strauss says. "They would much rather have you working, especially in a minimum-wage job."

Richard Stephens, a Bellevue property-rights attorney, is suing DOC on the grounds that the program is unconstitutional, allows businesses that use prison labor to undercut their competitors' prices, and unfairly subsidizes some private businesses at the expense of others. His case heads to the state Supreme Court on Jan. 31.

Stephens says the company his clients are targeting, a water-jet cutting operation called MicroJet, paid minimum wage (at the time, $5.75 an hour) and offered no benefits for jobs that pay between $14 and $20 an hour outside prison walls. Of his seven clients, all MicroJet competitors, "two have gone out of business and others are about to, because the one company that gets to operate within the prison system can seriously undercut their prices," Stephens says.

Edlund denies that his company undercuts its competitors, noting that federal law requires companies to pay the "prevailing wage" for positions within the prison system. "You don't get the labor for free," he says. Signature also offers paid "vacation" and holidays, when inmates can have visitors, make doctors' appointments, and visit with their lawyers on company time.

But Paul Wright, a prisoner and the editor of Prison Legal News, a newsletter focusing on prison-related legal issues, likens the program to border maquiladoras, where Mexican workers--often child laborers--make clothing, sporting goods, and other products for subminimum wages. Companies, like some advocates of prison labor, justify the practice by pointing out that the workers are making more than they could have in their impoverished rural villages, even if the pay is minimal by U.S. standards. "You could make $55 a month doing janitorial work, or you could make $150 a month working for an outside business," Wright says. Private businesses are "paying prison workers less than they're paying on the outside, but they aren't reducing the markup to the consumer"--they're pocketing the profits.

Another key difference, Wright notes, is that prisoners can just be sent back to their cells whenever business goes through a lull; "on the outside, they have to lay off workers. It's much more difficult," Wright says. Strauss says employment at Twin Rivers was cyclical and sporadic. "When the economy started to go down a little bit, there was no guarantee that they would work you," Strauss says. "They'd work these guys really hard for the holiday season packaging coffee, and then some people wouldn't work for eight months straight."

Carlson and Edlund deny this, noting that Signature has a contract for a minimum of 80 prison workers at a time, but Carlson acknowledges that "during the holiday season, there's even more employment."

Attorney Stephens believes the system is a PR nightmare in the making. "A majority of people don't even realize that these products are being manufactured by prisoners," Stephens says. "They need to know that they are buying these products from a company that is basically getting rich off prisoners." Wright, sent to Twin Rivers for first-degree murder in 1987, believes parents would be disturbed to know that their child's GameCube was packaged by a murderer, rapist, or pedophile. "These companies spend a lot of money on their public image," Wright says, "but then they're quick to make money any way they can."
© 2002 Erica C. Barnett write Erica at: ebarnett@seattleweekly.com




George hands a Lolli-Pop to Dorothy in a summer-stock version of "The Wizard of Oz!"

Dead Letter Office

Heil Bush,

Dear Propaganda Ansager Stephanopolous,

Congratulations you have just been awarded the Vidkun Quisling Award for 2002. Your name will now live throughout history with such past award winners as Marcus Junius Brutus, Judas Iscariot, Benedict Arnold, Vidkun Quisling and last year's winner Volksjudge Clarence (slappy) Thomas.

Without your help shilling for us, spinning the truth, telling out right lies and ignoring the real news, holding onto power after our Coup D' Etat would have been impossible. With the help of our mutual friends, the other "Media Whores," you have made it possible for all of us to goose-step off to a brave new bank account.

Along with this award there will be an Iron Cross 2nd class presented by our glorious Fuhrer Herr Bush at a gala celebration in der Fuhrer Bunker (formally the White House) on 03-15-2002. We salute you Herr Stephanopolous, Sieg Heil!

Signed,
Deputy Fuhrer Cheney

Heil Bush






In Total Disregard Toward The Poor

By Molly Ivins

There's something happening here
What it is ain't exactly clear...
It's time we stop, children, what's that sound?
Everybody look what's goin' down.
Buffalo Springfield

In New York City last year, about 3,000 people died in the attack on the World Trade Center. In New York City last year, 30,000 people came to the new federal limits on welfare. Another 19,000 will lose assistance this year. New York has lost 95,000 jobs since Sept. 11. It lost 75,000 jobs in the year before that. There are now 30,000 people in the city shelters.

Now find the numbers for your town. In Austin, the only organization that provides help to women with breast cancer and no health insurance has just cut its staff from 30 to six, with an equal impact on the help that can be offered. Homelessness is up, food distribution centers are overwhelmed.

And all this is happening in a cruel synergy of inattention, indifference and the final fraying of the social safety net. Charities are overwhelmed and suddenly vastly underfunded in large part as a consequence of the complete focus on the victims of Sept. 11. The federal government, largely under Republican control, is dealing with war, terrorism and recession. State governments, with far less attention, are out of money, running into deficits and cutting services across the board. Texas, with another year to go before the biannual budget battle, is declaring it can no longer afford its small share of the federal Children's Health Insurance Program.

At the beginning of the 1990s, the states raised their taxes, and toward the end of the '90s, they cut their taxes. But, the Center on Budget and Policy Priorities reports, they didn't cut the same taxes they had raised. "Increases in regressive taxes--that is, taxes like the sales tax, which bear most heavily on lower- and moderate-income families--by and large were never reversed. Instead, states cut taxes that bear most heavily on upper-income families," reported Paul Krugman. "The end result was a redistribution of the tax burden away from the haves toward the have-nots. A family earning, say, $30,000 per year pays considerably more in states taxes than a family the same constant-dollar income did in 1990, while a family earning $600,000 per year pays considerably less."

But attention is not being paid. The media, with their One Big Story obsession, just got off the war in Afghanistan long enough to start reporting Enron. And there is something else happening as well. Thirty-eight percent of the tax cut of last April went to benefit the wealthiest 1 percent of taxpayers. We are at a curious point in our political debate where anyone who points that out is accused of "fomenting class warfare." Actually, reporting that the wealthiest 1 percent got 38 percent of the benefits is not fomenting class warfare--passing a tax cut that gives 38 percent to the wealthiest 1 percent is fomenting class warfare. Likewise, proposing an "economic stimulus package" of which 92 percent of the benefits are tax cuts for huge corporations is fomenting class warfare.

And this is a country that needs to be a little nervous about class warfare as economic pain bites in.

Medicaid, the health-insurance program for the poor, is in fiscal crisis. According to The New York Times, overall Medicaid spending went up by 11 percent last year, just as the states face huge deficits.

We live in a society in which the bad stuff flows downhill, and the people on the bottom are drowning in it. This is not a story to which the corporate media pay attention. Bad demographics doesn't attract advertisers--not upbeat, no patriotism, too busy with Russell Crowe's love life.

As anyone who is involved in raising money for a non-profit organization these days knows, the flying bombs that hit on Sept. 11 also landed on every helping organization in America with a huge impact. Budgets, staff, services, facilities--all slashed. And at the top, those with the power, those who make the decisions, are too far away to even see what is happening in the streets, insulated by multiplying multiples of their incomes.

After six years as governor of Texas, George W. Bush was infuriated by a federal report ranking Texas No. 1 in hunger. "You'd think the governor would have heard if there are pockets of hunger in Texas," he said. Well, Texas had been No. 1 in hunger since the Feds started keeping count in the 1960s--it's a permanent condition here, but the governor had never seen it.

We better stop, hey, what's that sound

Everybody look what's going down.


© 2002 Molly Ivins To find out more about Molly Ivins and read features by other Creators Syndicate writers and cartoonists, visit the Creators Syndicate web page at www.creators.com.







Winning The Word War

By Ann Thomas

Enough is enough. For years we've had to watch as right-wingers aggressively and single-mindedly pursued their goal of completely subverting the English language, culminating in their selection of George W. Bush as their official misspokesperson. From "family values" to "freedom fighter" to "giving people back their money", they've used words to cover up the truth and spread lies.

The frustrating thing about it is that we have the tools to combat their propaganda, if we would only use them. Progressives, by and large, are more honest than regressives, and so we don't generally come up with cutesy catchphrases to describe policy. Of course, we don't NEED to come up with cutesy catchphrases, because unlike regressives, we can tell the plain unvarnished truth without worrying that people will run screaming in terror or, worse, vote for the other guy.

But there's a drawback to our honesty, and here it is: because we depend more on facts and common sense to get our message across, and less on the clever manipulation of words, we are losing the "word war". In a perfect world, facts and common sense would carry a lot more weight than a poetic slogan; in this world, they take a very firm back seat.

We need to remember that the vast majority of people will NEVER take the time to look up all the relevant facts of an issue; nor will they bother to double-check the assertions of lying right-wing hypocrites. I prefer to think that this is a result of people being basically trusting, instead of basically stupid, but either way the results are the same -- people are likely remember one or two points on any given issue, but little more. And if our opposition uses memorable and catchy phrases, and we use facts and common sense, guess what people are more likely to remember?

The Clinton campaign used words well; we'll always remember "It's the economy, stupid" (and my guess is that an awful lot of people are remembering that now, as we hurtle toward a depression). It's time for us all to turn our attention to words, and how to use them to combat regressive lies.

Understand, I am not suggesting that we use the same tactics as the right-wingers; we should never, never misrepresent an issue in order to score points...not only because it isn't honest (reason enough), but also because WE DON'T NEED TO. The truth is, after all, on our side. Instead, I am suggesting that we call right-wing policy what it is, and that we do so in a simple, easy to understand, memorable way.

Here are some suggestions to get you started:

1. PRESIDENT = RESIDENT
If you must refer to the Crawford Crook as anything other than "Bush", never, NEVER refer to him as "president". He wasn't elected; he's not the president. The simple substitution of "resident" reminds people a) the election was stolen and b) we aren't going to forget that it was stolen.

2. ECONOMIC STIMULUS PACKAGE/ECONOMIC SECURITY PACKAGE/TAX BREAKS/TAX RELIEF/JOB CREATION/ETC.= CORPORATE WELFARE/TAX BREAKS FOR THE RICH
Bush's economic plans have nothing to do with either security or stimulus, and everything to do with paying off his rich corporate buddies with massive tax breaks and subsidies. You know this, I know this, everyone with a brain knows this, but as long as everyone goes along with calling it "stimulus" or "security", the message gets muddled. We should never bring up the subject of Bush's economic policies without sticking in a reference or three to "corporate welfare" and "tax breaks for the rich".

A side note -- you will be accused, every time you say the word "rich", of promoting "class warfare". Always respond with: "I'm not promoting it, Bush's tax breaks for the rich are; I'm just pointing it out."

3. SOCIAL SECURITY PRIVATIZATION = ELIMINATING SOCIAL SECURITY
"Privatization" is too cozy a word to describe what Bush & co. want to do to Social Security. And should anyone challenge your assertion that the Bushies want to eliminate Social Security, remind them that Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neill has specifically stated that his future goal is EXACTLY THAT. Here's a quote directly from O'Neill: "Able-bodied adults should save enough on a regular basis so that they can provide for their own retirement and for that matter for their health and medical needs."

4. ESTATE TAX/DEATH TAX = INHERITED WEALTH TAX
Calling the estate tax the death tax is about as dishonest as you can get. It is nothing more and nothing less than an inherited wealth tax, and it applies to about ONE PERCENT of the population. Here's a good sentence to use if the subject of the inherited wealth tax comes up: "Resident Bush's support for repealing the inherited wealth tax (a tax which affects only one percent of the population) is yet another example of their endless pursuit of tax breaks for the rich."

5. SCHOOL CHOICE = VOUCHERS = GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIZED RELIGION
Vouchers have gotten a pretty bad rap, and deservedly so, which is why you won't find many regressives mentioning the dreaded V-word these days; instead, they call it "school choice". They've been trying to push this godawful idea onto the people since Nixon; back then, the idea was to use vouchers to sidestep integration; these days, the plan revolves more around having the federal government subsidize religious schools that have no accountability as far as educational standards go. Since there's no possible way the government could give vouchers large enough to enable middle-class and poor people to attend GOOD private schools (secular or religious), vouchers could only be used to pay the more affordable tuition of really crummy fundamentalist Christian schools, the ones where they teach evolution as scientific fact and hail Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson as modern-day prophets. Now, I don't have anything against religious schools that provide a decent education, but I am very much opposed to the idea of taxpayer dollars going to fund a school that's going to teach kids that Jesus hated homosexuals and that only pinko communist terrorists believe in the separation of church and state.

Use "vouchers" in place of "school choice", and if that doesn't seem to wake people up, use "government subsidized religion".

6. FAITH-BASED INITIATIVE = GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIZED RELIGION
Need I say more?

7. WAR ON TERROR = OIL WAR
For more information on why the current war has much, much more to do with oil than it does with terrorism, see Follow the Money.

8. REDUCING OUR DEPENDENCE ON FOREIGN OIL = DRILLING IN ANWR
If they REALLY wanted to reduce our dependence on foreign oil, the regressives would promote conservation and alternative energy sources rather than destroying oneof the few pristine wildernesses left in this country in order to get six months' worth of oil.

These are just a few examples; I'll be working on more, and if you have any good suggestions please send them to me at roserose@earthlink.net.

THIS is a war worth fighting -- and a war we can win.
© 2002 Ann Thomas is editor of The Practical Radical



The Cartoon Corner

This edition we're proud to showcase the cartoons of Nick Anderson






To End On A Happy Note ...

Eve Of Destruction
By P.F. Sloan

The eastern world it tis explodin',
violence flarin', bullets loadin',
you're old enough to kill but not for votin',
you don't believe in war, so what's that gun you're totin',
and even the Jordan river has bodies floatin',
but you tell me over and over and over again my friend,
ah, you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction.

Don't you understand, what I'm trying to say?
Can't you see the fear that I'm feeling today?
If the button is pushed, there's no running away,
There'll be no one to save with the world in a grave,
take a look around you, boy, it's bound to scare you, boy,
but you tell me over and over and over again my friend,
ah, you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction.

Yeah, my blood's so mad, feels like coagulatin',
I'm sittin' here, just contemplatin',
I can't twist the truth, it knows no regulation,
handful of Senators don't pass legislation,
and marches alone can't bring integration,
when human respect is disintegratin',
this whole crazy world is just too frustratin',
and you tell me over and over and over again my friend,
ah, you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction.

Think of all the hate there is in Red China!
Then take a look around to Selma, Alabama!
Ah, you may leave here, for four days in space,
but when you return, it's the same old place,
the poundin' of the drums, the pride and disgrace,
you can bury your dead, but don't leave a trace,
hate your next-door-neighbor, but don't forget to say grace,
and you tell me over and over and over again my friend,
ah, you don't believe we're on the Eve of Destruction.
© 2002 P.F. Sloan



GW Bush's First Year In Office
In George W. Bush's First year in office he:

1. Significantly eased field-testing controls of genetically engineered crops.
2. Cut federal spending on libraries by $39 million.
3. Cut $35 million in funding for doctors to get advanced pediatric training.
4. Cut by 50% funding for research into renewable energy sources.
5. Revoked rules that reduced the acceptable levels of arsenic in drinking water.
6. Blocked rules that would require federal agencies to offer bilingual assistance to non-English speaking persons. This, from a candidate who would readily fire-up his Spanish-speaking skills in front of would- be Hispanic voters.
7. Proposed to eliminate new marine protections for the Channel Islands and the coral reefs of northwest Hawaii (San Francisco Chronicle, April 6, 2001).
8. Cut funding by 28% for research into cleaner, more efficient cars and trucks.
9. Suspended rules that would have strengthened the government's ability to deny contracts to companies that violated workplace safety, environmental and other federal laws.
10. OK'd Interior Department appointee Gale Norton to send out letters to state officials soliciting suggestions for opening up national monuments for oil and gas drilling, coal mining, and foresting.
11. Appointed John Negroponte - an un-indicted high-level Iran Contra figure to the post of United Nations Ambassador.
12. Abandoned a campaign pledge to invest $100 million for rain forest conservation.
13. Reduced by 86% the Community Access Program for public hospitals, clinics and providers of care for people without insurance.
14. Rescinded a proposal to increase public access to information about the potential consequences resulting from chemical plant accidents.
15. Suspended rules that would require hardrock miners to clean up sites on Western public lands.
16. Cut $60 million from a Boy's and Girl's Clubs of America program for public housing.
17. Proposed to eliminate a federal program, designed and successfully used in Seattle, to help communities prepare for natural disasters.
18. Pulled out of the 1997 Kyoto Treaty global warming agreement.
19. Cut $200 million of work force training for dislocated workers.
20. Eliminated funding for the Wetlands Reserve Program, which encourages farmers to maintain wetlands habitat on their property.
21. Cut program to provide childcare to low-income families as they move from welfare to work.
22. Cut a program that provided prescription contraceptive coverage to federal employees (though it still pays for Viagra).
23. Cut $700 million in capital funds for repairs in public housing.
24. Appointed Otto Reich - an un-indicted high-level Iran Contra figure - to Assistant Secretary of State for Inter-American Affairs.
25. Cut Environmental Protection Agency budget by $500 million.
26. Proposed to curtail the ability of groups to sue in order to get an animal placed on the Endangered Species List.
27. Rescinded the rule that mandated increased energy-saving efficiency regulations for central air conditioners and heat pumps.
28. Repealed workplace ergonomic rules designed to improve worker health and safety.
29. Abandoned campaign pledge to regulate carbon dioxide, the waste gas that contributes to global warming.
30. Banned federal aid to international family planning programs that offer abortion counseling with other independent funds.
31. Closed White House Office for Women's Health Initiatives and Outreach.
32. Nominated David Lauriski - ex-mining company executive - to post of Assistant Secretary of Labor for Mine Safety and Health.
33. OK'd Interior Secretary Gale Norton to go forth with a controversial plan to auction oil and gas development tracts off the coast of eastern Florida.
34. Announced intention to open up Montana's Lewis and Clark National Forest to oil and drilling.
35. Proposes to re-draw boundaries of nation's monuments, which would technically allow oil and gas drilling "outside" of national monuments.
36. Gutted White House AIDS Office.
37. Renegotiating free trade agreement with Jordan to eliminate workers's rights and safeguards for the environment.
38. Will no longer seek guidance from The American Bar Association in recommendations for the federal judiciary appointments.
39. Appointed recycling foe Lynn Scarlett as Undersecretary of the Interior.
40. Took steps to abolish the White House Council on Environmental Quality.
41. Cut the Community Oriented Policing Services program.
42. Allowed Interior Secretary Gale Norton to shelve citizen-led grizzly bear re-introduction plan scheduled for Idaho and Montana wilderness.
43. Continues to hold up federal funding for stem cell research projects.
44. Makes sure convicted misdemeanor drug users cannot get financial aid for college, though convicted murderers can.
45. Refused to fund continued cleanup of uranium-slag heap in Utah.
46. Refused to fund continued litigation of the government's tobacco company lawsuit.
47. Proposed a $2 trillion tax cut, of which 43% will go to the wealthiest 1% of Americans.
48. Signed a bill making it harder for poor and middle-class Americans to file for bankruptcy, even in the case of daunting medical bills.
49. Appointed a Vice President quoted as saying "If you want to do something about carbon dioxide emissions, then you ought to build nuclear power plants." (Vice President Dick Cheney on "Meet the Press.")
50. Appointed Diana "There is no gender gap in pay" Roth to the Council of Economic Advisers. (Boston Globe, March 28, 2001.)
51. Appointed Kay Cole James - an opponent of affirmative action - to direct the Office of Personnel Management.
52. Cut $15.7 million earmarked for states to investigate cases of child abuse and neglect.
53. Helped kill a law designed to make it tougher for teenagers to get credit cards.
54. Proposed elimination of the "Reading is Fundamental" program that gives free books to poor children.
55. Is pushing for development of small nuclear arm to attack deeply buried targets and weapons, which would violate the Comprehensive Test Ban Treaty.
56. Proposes to nominate Jeffrey Sutton - attorney responsible for the recent case weakening the Americans with Disabilities Act- to federal appeals court judgeship.
57. Proposes to reverse regulation protecting 60 million acres of national forest from logging and road building.
58. Eliminated funding for the "We the People" education program which taught School children about the Constitution, the Bill of Rights and citizenship.
59. Appointed John Bolton - who opposes nonproliferation treaties and the U.N. - to Undersecretary of State for Arms Control and International Security.
60. Nominated Linda Fisher - an executive with Monsanto - for the number-two job at the Environmental Protection Agency.
61. Nominated Michael McConnell - leading critic of the separation of church and state - to a federal judgeship.
62. Nominated Terrence Boyle - ardent opponent of civil rights - to a federal judgeship.
63. Canceled 2004 deadline for automakers to develop prototype high mileage cars.
64. Nominated Harvey Pitts - lawyer for teen sex video distributor - to head SEC.
65. Nominated John Walters - strong opponent of prison drug treatment programs - for Drug Czar. (Washington Post, May 16, 2001.)
66. Nominated J. Steven Giles - an oil and coal lobbyist - for Deputy Secretary of the Interior.
67. Nominated Bennett Raley - who advocates repealing the Endangered Species Act - for Assistant Secretary for Water and Science
68. Is seeking the dismissal of class-action lawsuit filed in the U.S. against Japan by Asian women forced to work as sex slaves during WWII.
69. Earmarked $4 million in new federal grant money for HIV and drug abuse prevention programs to go only to religious groups and not secular equivalents.
70. Reduced by 40% the Low Income Home Assistance Program for low-income individuals who need assistance paying energy bills.
71. Nominated Ted Olson- who has repeatedly lied about his involvement with the Scaiffe-funded "Arkansas Project" to bring down Bill Clinton - for Solicitor General.
72. Nominated Terrance Boyle - foe of civil rights - to a federal judgeship.
73. Proposes to ease permit process - including environmental considerations - for refinery, nuclear and hydroelectric dam construction. (Washington Post, May 18, 2001.)
74. Proposes to give government the authority to take private property through eminent domain for power lines.
75. Proposes that $1.2 billion in funding for alternative renewable energy come from selling oil and gas lease tracts in the Alaska National Wildlife Reserve.
76. Plans on serving genetically engineered foods at all official government functions.
77. Forced out Forest Service chief Mike Dombeck and appointed a timber industry lobbyist.






Activist Alerts

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good people to do nothing." ... Edmund Burke



Howdy Shakers And Groovers Of Chautauqua!

Welcome to a brand spanking New Year - the year the people take back the power!

Thunder is rolling so hold tight and get set to get wet!

Since the Hightower Lowdown featured the Rolling Thunder Down-Home Democracy Tour, we have gotten hundreds of inquiries from folks such as yourself, interested in jolting the task masters out of their somnolent status quo system that thinks, profit first, people last. Well I know I don't have to tell YOU that the sleeping beast is going to be politely, but firmly awoken by thousands of perceptive speakers, sassy musicians, passionate politicians, no-terd-takin cowboys, free-thinkin farmers, hard-workin waitresses, talented workshop leaders and a whole host of other inspired, inspiring, bona fide 100% honest-to-goodness just downright real folks!

From Seattle to Libertytown, MD, from LaFarge WI to Memphis, TN you all have jumped up to say (in the words of Penny Lane from Floyd, VA) "we're overworked and underfunned - let's Chautauqua!"

And so Chautauqua-ing we are.

* Firstly, we thank our financial supporters without whom this would not be possible: Working Assets, Ben and Jerry's, Mother Jones, the Tides Foundation, Global Resource Action Coalition for the Environment, Essential Action, the MacArthur Foundation, Nathan Cummings Foundation, Common Council Foundation, Pohaku Fund, the Gill Foundation and others!

But don't let them get all the credit - sponsor us yourselves! Your donation means the world to us - whatever the amount. Just click on the "Donate Now!" button at www.jimhightower.com/tour and make your tax-exempt donation today!

* Way back in September we went up to a little place called Unity, Maine, where we pioneered the reincarnated Chautauqua concept. Community members and groups from the Alliance for Democracy to the Maine Organic Farmers & Gardeners Association joined together to "quell the corporate coup." All the organizations involved not only worked hard to put together this event, but also committed to devote 10% of their attention and energy over the coming year to solving the overarching problem of corporate rule. Through local referendums and initiatives they will challenge corporate sovereignty, personhood and the other illegitimate privileges they have usurped over the years (e.g., their rights to enjoy Bill of Rights protections, to demand welfare, to suborn elections, to dictate policy, to overwhelm local business, to own life forms, etc.). Speakers included Doris Haddock (Granny D), David Korten, Ronnie Dugger and Jim Hightower. Check out the great webpage www.newchautauqua.net for information about how Maine folks are continuing the Chautauqua spirit and listen to coverage of the event!

* Start agitating NOW! Meetings to discuss plans for the RTD2 tour to come to Austin, Tucson, Atlanta, and Chicago will be held in the upcoming weeks. Please contact the following people to get involved!

Austin
Contact: Tricia Forbes at tforbes@protex.org or 512-441-3003

Tucson
Contact: Ian Robertson at tucsonlabor@aol.com or 520-400-0305

Atlanta
Contact: Anita Beaty anitalawbeaty@aol.com or 404-659-2590

Chicago, IL
Contact LaDonna Redmond songobisi@netzero.net or 773-262-7339

* Austin, TX will be our next stomping grounds where we will wake up the nation and urge them to get up on the right side of the ideological bed. We'll have hide-tingling speakers, death defying acrobats (and activists), hay bale mazes for the kids and kids-at- heart, Hightower hot sauce, and YOU! We need geniuses and idiots, farmers, bakers and candlestick makers, toddlers and tykes, grandmas and poppas, actresses and hams, and very other type of person to be vendors, workshop leaders, organizers, volunteers, barkers, ticket- sellers, media spokespeople, etc. To get involved in the Austin planning, contact Tricia Forbes at tforbes@protex.org or call 512-441- 3003. We'll be heading to Austin in March so contact Tricia TODAY!

* I get more calls from the Tucson area than almost anywhere else and we're getting set to do a bang-up job on the Chautauqua there. We'll scoot on over to Tucson in April so come join the Arizona Central Labor Council, Derechos Humanos, Jobs with Justice, Latin American Council for Labor Advancement, League of United Latin American Citizens, Primavera Foundation for the Homeless, Sierra Club, SW Biodiversity Center, League of Conservation Voters, Interfaith Social Justice Committee, Catholic Social Services and other organizations to help craft a progressive extravaganza!

* In Chicago, IL plans are underway for a Chautauqua focused on celebrating real farmers and real food (yes! They still exist!) to take place in June. The goal of this festival will be to democratize the food system from the planting to the processing. The groups involved thus far include the Institute for Agriculture and Trade Policy, Farm Aid, Organic Valley Family of Farms, the Illinois Food Safety Coalition, the GRACE Factory Farm Project, Public Citizen's Food Irradiation Project, the Illinois Food Stewardship Alliance, the Chicago Task Force on Homelessness and the Center on Voting and Democracy. We are also working with the office of Representative Jesse Jackson Jr. Contact LaDonna Redmond at songobisi@netzero.net or 773-261-7339 for more information on how to be involved or be a sponsoring organization.

* In Atlanta, GA plans are underway in collaboration with Task Force for the Homeless, the Atlanta Central Labor Council, the Christian Council of Concerned Black Clergy, 9 - 5 National Association of Working Women, Rural Urban Summit, and others to produce a Chautauqua focused primarily on human and civil rights. This Chautauqua will be held in May and we look forward to your involvement! Contact Anita Beaty at anitalawbeaty@aol.com or 404-230-5007.

* The other cities we are thinking of visiting include Seattle, Madison, Oakland, Baltimore / DC, Boston and Minneapolis and a whole host of others. If you want your city to be part of the tour, please email info@rollingthundertour.org and ask for a proposal form. But, don't wait for us to come to you - roll your own thunder!

We can't make it to every city so we are encouraging communities to roll their own thunder by hosting a mini Chautauqua. We will be compiling Chautauqua Community Superstars - communities where the full-fledged tour doesn't stop, but where there is enough local enthusiasm to put on a mini-Chautauqua by reaching out to other organizations and putting together an event with both cultural and activist concepts such as a spoken word event, a kids performance, a workshop on corporate dominance in your hometown.

We ask that communities that are interested in doing this adhere to the Chautauqua spirit in that the events endeavor to bring together a diverse group pf people and constituencies, that they focus on the common thread that unites us all - the need to take back our democracy from the global greedheads, and that there is an effort made to stick together and work cooperatively with one another after the event so that the momentum and energy doesn't dissipate. These events will be publicized on our soon-to-be website and also on this listserve so that other like-minded people in your community and region can hear about what is going on around them and can get involved. We also want to showcase all the individuals, organizations, networks and entire communities that are rejoicing in the Chautauqua spirit. We'll ask communities to submit a photo, a list of the organizations involved and a brief description of their mini-Chautauqua and we will display them proudly at each mega- Chautauqua to encourage and catalyze others to take power back in their own communities!

If you are interested in hosting a mini Chautauqua, please let us know the nature and details of the event so we can post it. Send an email to info@rollingthundertour.org

* Our list of national partners continues to grow and thus far includes ACORN, The National Council of Churches, Service Employees International Union, AFL-CIO, (SEIU), United Students Against Sweatshops, Ben and Jerry's, Barbara Ehrenreich, Working Assets, Essential Information, Tides Foundation, Representative Jesse Jackson Jr., Rainforest Action Network, Global Exchange, Senator Paul Wellstone, Public Citizen, Mother Jones, The Nation, Utne Reader, Alternet, Dan Carol, CTSG, Patch Adams and the Gesundheit Institute, Campaign for America's Future, Institute for Agriculture and Trade Policy, Joel Rogers, Ruckus Society, Alliance for Democracy, Center for Voting and Democracy, Bioneers, Ella Baker Center for Human Rights, Business Leaders for Sensible Priorities, Global Resource Action Center for the Environment, United for a Fair Economy, Public Campaign, Sustain, Democracy Matters, Julianne Malveaux, Greenpeace, Organic Consumers Association, Women's International League for Peace and Freedom, National Coalition for the Homeless, Organic Valley Family of Farms, American Medical Students Association, and many others in the works. To find out what it means to be a national sponsor and to add your organization to the list, please email info@rollingthundertour.org.

That's all for now folks...but hold on to yer hats and keep listening for the roar...of thunder and of minds being activated......

Until soon.
Yours,
Darci Andresen
National Field Coordinator


THE PETITION

We, the people, do hereby demand that Congress investigate the following actions taken by George W. Bush and his administration, and call for the IMPEACHMENT of Bush, John Ashcroft, the five members of the Supreme Court who violated State's Rights to select Bush, every member of the administration who also served in George H.W.Bush's administration, and every person who has executive and monetary ties to the oil industry.

The Republican Party spent $40 million of our tax dollars trying to crucify Bill Clinton for his sexual activities, and there has barely been a whimper but one is finally emerging -- about GWB's desecration of the very foundations of our democracy. We, the people, demand investigation of the following crimes of treason -- with the intent to impeach:

1. Tampering with the 2000 presidential election process, e.g. hard plastic inserts causing "no vote" in the Gore column of Florida ballots. (Cited by Diane Feinstein.) We demand investigation and imprisonment of all those in the State of Florida who participated in this obstruction and the blocking of recounts in Florida.

2. Violation of State's Rights by the last and final bastion of law in the United States â?? the Supreme Court. Violated State's Rights to recount, and Florida State Law that automatically requires a recount in close elections. We demand impeachment of all "Justices" who desecrated our democratic process and appointed Bush to the White House.

3. John Ashcroft, to gain office, said he would not let his personal beliefs interfere with his position that wields power of the laws of our nation. Investigate and impeach for violating State's Rights by overturning the will of the people of Oregon that allows assisted suicides.

4. Investigate and impeach John Ashcroft for implementing laws that are so vague in describing "terrorist" that they potentially violate the civil rights of citizens and residents of our country, thus destroying the tenets of democracy that made this country great.

5. Investigate and imprison members of our "intelligence" who met with bin Laden in July 2001. Since bin Laden was, even then, a "war" criminal, investigate why he was MET WITH and NOT ARRESTED. Impeach the final authority who directed the visits.

6. Intelligence members have stated that Bush TOLD them to back off from bin Laden to NOT investigate him and his cohorts. Investigate and IMPEACH the final authority who directed that surveillance of bin Laden and his cohorts be stopped prior to the attacks.

7. Members of our "intelligence" placed PUTS on United and American airlines two days before the attacks sent the stocks plummeting. Although software supposedly tracks abnormal trading, the 1200% gain in PUT activity on those two airlines was not revealed. Investigate and imprison all who profited from these puts. Investigate and IMPEACH the final authority who gave notice that the event would happen.

8. Bush has attached his unpopular agenda items to his so-called "war" bills, and has used the "war" as an excuse to undermine every tenet of civil rights inherent in our democracy. Compile a list and remove his agenda items, as well as every "law" that erodes and violates our civil rights. Note that every participant in this agenda commits TREASON and is a TRAITOR to this great nation.

9. Bush is buying up every satellite image of Afghanistan â?? with our tax dollars. His daddy didn't do this, and reviews of satellite photography after the Kuwait "war," where GHWBush didn't bring in Hussein, showed that there was NO enemy presence in Kuwait - hence our soldiers died from "friendly fire." Investigate and impeach anyone who endeavors to maintain exclusivity and secrecy in our democracy. Democracy works by keeping WE, THE PEOPLE, informed of all actions of our politicians, in order that we may more properly select who will REPRESENT us. SECRETS are TREASON to democracy.

10. Bush has by Executive Order hidden all presidential papers -- that BELONG to WE, THE PEOPLE. His order locks other presidential records, including his daddy's and Reagan's. The order has a "double lock" on it, so that if either the creating or the sitting president says "no" to releasing the records, they remain locked from the public. We, the people, demand that Congress act in unison to destroy this "Executive Order." We demand investigation of what the Order seeks to hide, and full revelation to the people.

11. Bush has requested power to "quarantine" American citizens in the event of a smallpox (or communicable disease) breakout. He has refused to discard American supplies of the smallpox virus. History has proven that quarantines do NOT WORK. Should he accuse bin Laden of threatening with smallpox, and then mandate a nation-wide inoculation, he will set the "bio-terrorism" in motion himself, as there are always people who become sick from the vaccine, and the American people today already have massively corrupted immune systems. Recall Ford's attempt to force inoculations for Swine Flu - and that he killed people. Every person with a weakened immune system has the potential of contracting the disease, and then contagion will have been set in motion - with only blame on, but no action from, bin Laden. Ensure that Bush cannot in ANY way cause or allow to be done the releasing in ANY FORM of any virus or anthrax that can harm we, the people.

12. People have already been concerned that FEMA would have totalitarian powers if a national emergency were declared. Bush has now sought the same power for himself. He has stripped all rights from "foreigners" (racism) the diversity of which made this nation great. With quarantine powers, he can strip all rights from citizens -? WE, THE PEOPLE, and prevent movement within the country. (Read this as Hitler's Germany.) He can imprison (quarantine) people in stadiums. Entire cities could be herded into unsheltered, unhealthy environments. He has taken the power to turn hospitals into prisons. WE, THE PEOPLE demand that Congress overturn this Executive Order, for it does NOTHING to stop terrorism.

13. Bush has set in motion SECRET military tribunals, once again declaring "needs of security." He has made it law that a person's home is not longer his castle, and it can be entered and searched without a warrant. He has made it a law that one is no longer innocent until proven guilty. One now only needs to be "suspected." One now has no guarantee of a fair and democratic trial. One can be tried by a secret military tribunal and be executed â?? in total secrecy. This constitutes a police state and NOT a democracy. We, the people, DEMAND that this power be stripped away and never set in motion. We demand that Bush be IMPEACHED for granting himself "unusual powers" for a "war" that is phony - and not declared by Congress, and for further destroying the character of America in the world community.

14. Bush is buying all satellite images of Afghanistan, he has locked down presidential papers, and he wants to conduct secret executions â?? to prevent the airing of any testimony that might incriminate him and his role in the attacks used to set in motion all of these assaults on American citizens. We, the people, demand IMPEACHMENT for his destruction of the ELECTION PROCESS and his intent to grant himself FULL DICTATORIAL AUTHORITY.

15. The anthrax distributed in the mail - and sent only to Democrats -is the variety held by our own military. We, the people, demand investigation of our own military and administrative authorities who have command over U.S. supplies of anthrax. Imprison all who participated in its release, and IMPEACH the highest authority.

16. Bomber pilots are saying that they are being prevented from bombing military complexes in Afghanistan. Rumsfeld declared the "anonymous" pilots to be "royal thumb suckers." Rumsfeld tripped over his own lies as he first denied the charges with that idiotic remark, and then admitted it when someone rephrased the question. He stood LAUGHING at some of the questions. Excuse me, did someone say this was about "war"???? Investigate WHY the military is under such discretionary control, and the reasons for it. IMPEACH all who are calling the orders in this phony "war."

17. We, the people, demand an investigation into who controls the news media so that it is not screaming from the headlines, and at the top of the hour, about these acts that are TREASON to our nation. The news media's purpose is not to amuse and deceive.

18. Investigate "profiteering through government" during this time of assault upon the American people via permission by you in Congress who have failed in your purpose to represent WE, THE PEOPLE. You have handed BILLIONS of our tax dollars to Corporations â?? letting these corporations "take the money and run" â?? even as individuals lose their jobs, and will wind up working for $6 an hour to pay for the massive government debt being created by Bush - and yourselves! STOP and REVERSE these handouts.

19. Investigate WHY Congress has cooperated so fully in Bush's destruction of our democracy under the pretext of "war." If there has been any threat, or collusion to deceive the American people, IMPEACH all who participated.

20. Investigate the role of OIL in this entire charade, and the monies paid by "religious" influences who also seek destruction of American rights and freedoms. Clean up our government, beginning with your own apologies to the American people - and to the world. We could FEED the world with the BILLIONS that Bush is giving to war barons and corporations. This is a dark hour in our history, and each of you need to bring all of these TREASONOUS and TRAITOROUS acts into the LIGHT.

Representing We, The People,


SUPPORT THE OREGON DEMOCRATS' PROPOSAL TO IMPEACH THE FELONIOUS FIVE!

Here's what you can do to help:

1. Write your members of Congress and urge them to support the Democratic Party of Oregon's resolution.

2. Contact your local and/or state Democratic Party office urging them to also support the resolution.

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TO OUR REPRESENTATIVES AND SENATORS IN THE UNITED STATES CONGRESS

We, the undersigned voters, know that our cherished democracy is endangered from within by the grave and potentially fatal flaws in our voting systems exposed by the Presidential Election of 2000.

As our elected representatives, you have the duty, the opportunity, and the privilege to correct these flaws and to restore fair and honest elections throughout our nation. To this end, we charge you to construct and pass a VOTERS BILL OF RIGHTS, which shall include:

Strict enforcement and extension of the Voting Rights Act to prevent the disenfranchisement of voters and require full investigation and criminal prosecution of any offenders;

Standardized, easily understandable federal election ballots

Funding to replace old and unreliable voting machines to ensure that every vote is counted fairly and accurately

Genuine campaign finance reform that bans campaign contributions from special interests

Replacement of the Electoral College with a majority-rule election, or substantial reform of the Electoral College to allow for proportional representation

Measures to increase voter participation by eliminating bureaucratic hurdles to voter registration and turnout, including language barriers, physical barriers, archaic equipment, and lack of resources

Enactment and enforcement of a VOTERS BILL OF RIGHTS will restore trust in our government and encourage participation in our democratic processes. The linchpin of a democracy is the process by which we select our representatives and leaders. The right to vote is our defining right as citizens of this nation. We call upon our elected representatives to protect our Constitution from abusive exercise of government power by enacting a VOTERS BILL OF RIGHTS.

We pledge our full and constant support for enactment of a VOTERS BILL OF RIGHTS.

BOYCOTTS


Top twenty Republican donors with global consumer brands:

1 Philip Morris - $4,554,732
2 BP (ARCO) - $1,865,458
3 Am way - $1,729,500
4 News Corp - $1,204,950
5 Enron - $1,146,615
6 Citigroup ? $1,079,225
7 MCI Worldcom - $1,074,608
8 Federal Express (FDX Corp) - $1,057,550
9 Pfizer - $1,051,225
10 Chevron Texaco - $862,056
11 Bristol-Myers Squibb - $848,556
12 Revlon Group/ MacAndrews & Forbes - $761,000
13 Limited Inc - $750,000
14 Glaxo-Wellcome - $702,795
15 Walt Disney - $663,625
16 Anheuser-Busch - $663,025
17 Archer Daniels Midland - $660,000
18 Microsoft - $644,816
19 Coca Cola - $610,875
20 Schering-Plough - $600,685



"Lie" isn't an adequate word for what Republicans say. We need a new term; I propose anti-truth, as in, "There are lies, damned lies, and Republican anti-truths." Like matter and anti-matter, Republicans and the truth just can't occupy the same space. What they say goes all the way through and past "untrue" into the realm of turning reality inside out, tying a knot in it, and yanking hard.
M.E. Cowan




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Parting Shots...

Commander George and the Machineries of Doom: … 37.5 seconds over Kandahar

Bandits at six and twelve. MIG-21 an' a L-39.

Perfect, freakin' perfect.

Goddamn Tallies only got about four freakin' planes in their whole freakin' air force. It freakin' figures freakin' half of 'em 'd be on my partic'lar ass.

Thanks a bunch, Tommy. Thanks, General "We-own-the-skies" Franks.

* * * * *

Ooookay, guess it's just me and my little F/A18-E/F Super Hornet, up against the fearsome might a' 19th century soviet air technology.

Mano-to-mano.

Wonder which one uvva 'em carries the heaviest armament — oh why 'm I even botherin' to ask? It's gotta be the one behind me, a' course, 'cause that's my freakin' life, is what.

This'd be a good time to do a Immelman. If I knew how to do it.

And if I knew what it was.

* * * * *

Wonder why ever'thin' has t' happen to me? This is sure messin' up what started out to be a nice day a' joy-bombin'.

* * * * *

That damn Karl. It's that damn Karl's fault.

Though, gotta admit, it sounded like a good idea at the time: Woulda been neato headlines all over the world — "Fightin' President puts it on the line for freedom!" Started out perfect, too: a little brush-up combat trainin' at Lackland, pull a quick sneak into Kabul, sit my little butt in this fuel-can-on-wings, and take off into history!

Only now I'm more likely gonna get my little butt shot off, and won't nobody even know I was here.

Well, I better do somethin' fast, or Georgie-Porgie's goose is sure 'nough fricasseed.

What'd they use t' tell us in F-102 trainin'... "when in doubt, climb." Okay...we'll just eaaaase the stick forwards a little...

YIKES! BACK! BACK! I mean ease it BACK!

Goddamn, If I don't get that straight one a' these days I'm gonna get myself seriously hurt.

I wonder if I wasn't maybe a bit rash to say that a ol' hand like me didn't need a check-out flight?

Reminds me a' when Donnie Evans n' me took the Cessna up over Midland. Never flew a 172 before. Guess Evvie thought I had, though — for about ten seconds.

Wasn't nothin' like the Cessnas in flight school — nothin' where it ought a' be. Ol' Evvie gettin' nervouser and nervouser. Knew I hadda do somethin' fast or he and me woulda chickened. Longest damn' runway I ever flew. Couldn't get her up. Finally pulled up like it was a F-102. Not a good idea, 'cause it ain't. Damn' thing took off like a ostrich, rattlin' like BBs in a coffee can. Woulda been funny if we wasn't so scared, Evvie screamin' "Give it more gas! Give it more gas!."

Landin' as bad as the takeoff: bouncin' like a golf ball down the runway 'til we spun off into the desert sand. Evvie sweatin' like a lawn sprinkler, and I believe he could a' used some Kimberly-Clark about then, too. Hell, that's near half the reason I give him Secretary a' Commerce after I was selected.

But I still wouldn't let him get out. I turned her around and took off again. His screamin' rattled me a bit, but nobody's ever gonna say George Bush ain't got huevos.

Don't care what it costs.

. * * * * *

Uh-oh, they lockin' onto me. Whatta I do now? Use my IFR — or the FLIR. The AMRAAM? ADAS? IXQC?

A&P?

WELL, DO SOMETHIN' FOR CHRISSAKE, IDJIT!

Maybe this button here...

...noooooooo. Not that one. Now, how do I get this damn' thing right side up again?

Oh, Lord, they're firin' at me! I'm upside down and the bastards is firin' at me. That ain't fair! Oh, Lord, is this it, is this the end a' little Georgie?

* * * * *

Goddamn.

I never seen nothin' like that.

I don't believe it. The missiles locked on to them. Them ol' boys blew each other up!

They musta been two surprised Afghanistanians.

* * * * *

Well, that'll teach 'em to mess with the Ol' Sky Master...

Wait, what's that in the winda? Is that a HOLE?

It is! Oh Lord, it is! Must be shrapnel. I could be decompressioned or somethin'. Oh my god, I'M GONNA DIE! I'M GONNA DIE! OHMIGODOHMIGODOHMIGOD!..

Wait a minute. That ain't no hole. It's just bird-do...

I'm gonna live!

Whew! Another crisis mastered. Jus' goes to show ya how a cool head and a steady hand can bring you through the worst a' trials.

Wish that ol' smart-ass squadron commander was here now. "Not fit for duty" my ass. Bet his jaw 'd drop ten feet to see me sittin' in this cockpit. Plus he'd have t salute me, too!

Okay, goddammit, so I buzzed a tower, so what? Bet a lotta good pilots done it too. Any body could a' made the same mistake. And I don't give a rat's what some snot-nosed bottle-cap colonel got to say 'bout it, neither.

And what the hell was the damned tower doin' so close to the field, anyhow?

Next thing y'know, they wanna run a physical on me -- which I had the good sense not to show up for, thank you very much. Might be somethin' I ate mighta give a false positive or somethin'. Still, if Poppy hadn't a' come into it......

...hell with all that, back to the bombin'!

* * * * *

That's Kandahar down there, and that must be the Tallie weapons depot. Target acquired! Ordnance away! There she goes...down...down...down....

BLAMMO!

Got it! Right smack in the center a' the...

...a' the..

...red...MO< ...cross.

Goddamit! How the hell 'd that happen? I was aimin' at the damn depot! That's the third time today!

Great. Like the Red Cross ain't already pissed enough.

Well, it ain't my fault, this damn targettin' array seems t' look to hit hospitals and refugee caravans.

I swear, flyin' this damn plane's just like tryin' a' run the government: it's fast n' powerful, and you think you're in control but really you ain't. And 'fore y'know it, you blowed up somethin' you shouldn't a'.

Whooeee! Look at that! Sick n' wounded people sure can move quick when they's a mind to.

Think I better report this as collateral.

If I report it at all.

Maybe I won't.

Pretty sure it's the targettin' array, though...

I got it, next time I'm gonna aim right at the hospital first and that'll likely trick the bomb into hittin' the depot instead! That's a sure-fire solution! Damn, I'm good!

Man, I gotta real instinct for this stuff. I am truly one with the bomb.

* * * * *

Next target comin' up in 60! Lookout, Tallies, here I come, ready or not!

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Beware! Beware! Georgie's in the air!
© 2002 Hank Blakely



Last Week's Mini-Poll Results

Smirky's Latest Misadventure Was Caused When He ...


Got Drunk & Fell Off The Couch 8%
Got A Rush From His Crack Pipe & Fell Off The Couch 3%
Got Caught & Was Bitch Slapped Around BY Pickles 5%
All Of The Above 84%




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(3) the amount and substantiality of the portion used in relation to the copyrighted work as a whole; and
(4) the effect of the use upon the potential market for or value of the copyrighted work. The fact that a work is unpublished shall not itself bar a finding of fair use if such finding is made upon consideration of all the above factors."